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Story thread. write the next sentence and continue the story
once upon a time
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No.4837
"How long is Hitler's evil one eyed snake really, and is Hitler a controlled opposition rabbi, glowing green?"
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No.4841
Before Joseph could answer if Hitler is legit or not, a weaboo calmly stated "ぽけっとーに ふとんーが はいｔーてる".
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No.4842
The weaboo is clearly a mossad agent, see how he already subverted the discussion?
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No.4843
>>4838
kek. I filtered you so I didn't see if your posts. That's what you get for being a namefag.
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No.4851
>>4842
In a mansion in Central America, the weeaboo took a long drag from his cigar and stubbed it into an ashtray carved from mahogany before delicately breaking a piece of to'ak chocolate and placing it in his mouth before sipping a glass of 30 year old triple distilled Irish whiskey.
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No.4852
>>4851
*Ring ring*
The weeaboo rose from his desk, taking sure not to spill his glass or knock over his solid gold Gundam, retrieved his cane carved the tusk of a narwhal and shuffled to the hallway where he picked up the phone on a Regency console table in the hallway.
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No.4853
>>4852
He recognised the number as that of his handler. He sighed internally, there will be no time to relax today.
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No.4854
>>4853
"Agent Absalom receiving. What assignment to you have for me?"
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No.4857
"Listen cum guzzling fucktrumpet, because I'll only say this once. Cum in a jar, then fill it with hopes and dreams then put the jar inside your ass."
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No.4860
>>4857
after fumbling around codebook, agent weaboo locked drone's missile to his targets Joseph and Dr. Hitler.
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No.4866
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No.4982
>>4873
The nerve gas rocket still exbloded killing them. Joseph, dick in hand and nerves of steel–immune to the gas
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No.4994
>>4982
Joseph grinned like an 14 year old edgelord trying to be cool. "Nice try", he said with a deep voice, "But nothing can kill me"
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No.4997
>>4994
he ripped his pants of and came one last time, hoping his seed would obscure the jew's view
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No.5011
but his dick didn't work after years of fapping to hentai thots so he missed the merchant man's eyes and fell victim to his mischievous marketing tricks that cost him 6 million sheckels in the end
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No.5038
The discarded box of doughnuts, now silent, lay on the ground of the doughnut shop and several small humanoid creatures emerged from it.
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No.5054
"It appears the coast is clear my brethren. See, I told you it was good idea to get diversity hire for this job."
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No.5075
>>5054
The humanoids had the same appearance as as hag-fish and caecelians with the exception of four serpentine tendrils on which they shuffled on incredibly slowly and inexorably to the sacred smell of wet dogs fifty meters down the street, leaving a thick trail of mucus as they went.
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No.5086
>>5075
A group of wet dogs, some fifty meters down the street, huddled together for warmth as they watched the lovecraftian minstril show slithering towards them when suddenly one of the dogs cell phone rang and began to play the distinct ringtone of "Fly! Gundam"
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No.5248
>>5086
The caller, a pregnant Labrador bitch in a Korean take away finished the last of her kimchi pancakes and topokki while simultaneously digesting the knowledge of the arrival of the strange small creatures.
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No.5249
>>5248
The dog who received the call, an elderly Chihuahua called Rothko stared anxiously at the creatures now meters away; Rothko was Ukrainian and was not proficient at any other languages so it was deeply troubling when the creatures started speaking in English.
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No.5282
>>5249
"greetings gentlemen. I'm glad agent Absalom's diversion was enough to buy us enough time from Dr.Hitler and Joseph. Those pesky apostle of anathema will not foil teachings of Kabbalah this time"
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No.5327
>>5282
As Rothko began to tentatively growl at the creatures, the scent of vodka hung thick in the air.
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No.5458
>>5327
Joseph turned his head and stared in horror as the creatures , having now surrounded the dogs, were beginning to hum to themselves. He swore, "Daemons from Qlippoth! I have to stop them from summoning the duke Caacrinolaas."
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No.5459
>>5458
As the humming intensified, Chris Hansen, armed with a bible and a bottle of holy water, appeared out of a nearby alleyway and began shouting at the Qliphoth in Latin.
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No.5460
Chris saw a wild loli advancing to his position with an unimaginable speed, so he did what a reasonable man would do in his position who regularly engages in heated discussions with pedophiles.
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No.5465
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Chris took a false beard from his pocket and glued it to the loli's face with superglue before a thick application of boot polish, transforming the loli's appearance into one of an elderly negro but this cosmetics work had cost him valuable time…
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No.5466
>>5465
St. Hansen had spilled his holy water, like so much seed before it, onto the ground.
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No.5468
>>5466
"Лайно…" Rothko muttered as the daemons engulfed him and his mates with their slimy bodies; he felt sucker like mouths tug his hair from his tiny body and before long he was completely bald and covered in mucus. Rothko stared piercingly at Chris with a combination of contempt and disappointment.
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No.5541
>>5515
Obama sighed, "I sent him to find the keys of Zadkiel and the eyes of Enoch. Together they would be instrumental in preventing the daemonic incursions"
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No.5544
>>5541
Archangel Raziel, the first to teach humans literature, glared at Obama from behind Donald, "My sister Haniel [who had disguised herself as a Labrador] has received word of a daemonic summoning right here in this very city; tell me mortal, did you say Joseph was your best man?
Because I would hate to see your worst."
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No.5548
>>5544
Obama's gargantuan monkey lips quivered feebly
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No.5551
as he muttered some of the most conspicuous words known to men. "I'm vegan. The science supports it. So I'm clearly the best black boi around here and Joseph was clearly the whitest."
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No.5584
>>5551
"Hello Vegan, my name is Armano, nice to meet you", said the orangutan with the old version of the Miriam19 synthesized brain to voice chip.
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No.5590
"I still don't understand why Dr.Hitler insist on employing animal agents. They eased our budget for sure but hiring primate as signalman?"
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No.5598
Dr Hitler really wanted to be an indie gas chamber developer - like his late father, Stalin - but a gender bent equivalent of an alphabet agent discouraged him, pointing out the fact that it would be inefficient - certainly not a real american marvel of machinery - and slightly anti-semitic, plus nobody would buy a gas chamber that isn't homo erotic to furries.
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No.5664
Raziel gave an amused smile at the Orangutan before placing his hand on Armano's head, "Greetings primate, I am the archivist of Heaven and Yahweh's personal poet, tell me have you heard of the Library of Askia the Great?"
Armano shook his head and Raziel dumped the sum of the sum of the scientific and mathematical knowledge of the Ghana kingdom in the monkey's brain.
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No.5665
"Wha.. What.. What did you do?" stammered Obama as he watched the now dribbling and twitching orangutan with morbid fascination
Raziel shrugged, "I educated him…"
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No.5669
WITH MY BIG BLACK ANGEL COCK!
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No.5673
The room is filling with water.
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No.5687
>>5673
Trump puts on a frog suit and adjusts the snorkle, careful not to mess his hair.
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No.5688
He accidentally trips and deepthroats a jewish businessman's cock.
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No.5689
>>5688 (dubs of truth)
Obama wades into the swampy waters filling the room and proceeds to initiate a judeo-mulato spitroast because trump's frog suit had a trap door in the behind like those onesy pajamas do.
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No.5825
"What?"- asked the reader, not knowing what the fuck is going on at this point.
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No.5828
>>5825
With the fourth wall now broken, Joseph turns to address the reader and exclaims, "The aristocrats!"
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No.5862
>>5828
Armano, now with the imparted knowledge and wisdom of The Kang of Kangs clicked his fingers and toes in the a secret frequency; elsewhere, in Ghana, the sands shifted, startled monkeys squealed and elephants stampeded as vast monolithic structures forced their way upwards.
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No.5866
>>5862
A humble Ghanaian fishmonger, shocked at the chaotic scene unfolding before him, dropped a bundle of tilapia and muttered to himself, "Oh no, not another U2 benefit concert…"
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No.6356
>>6355
the fishmonger replied, "so i can do this:"
he then gave the frog the double gawk gawk two thousand, and the frogs thick, hard cock ran down with bubbles of saliva.
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No.6382
>>6356
Then the fishmonger and the frog shared a cigarette and once their heads cleared, their heads (along with all nearby suffocating tilapia) exploded from getting vibed by Armano's secret frequency; a merciful death to be sure, for soon the U2 concert goers stampeded in the direction of their gory corpses.
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No.6404
>>6382
Watching the rabble rabble from his vantage upon the stage, Bono chortled a sensible chuckle and then his head exploded too.
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