Let's share speedrunning secrets about how to speedrun life.
>volunteer as a helper for some aid organisation in africa
>buy the granddaughter of the village elder for 20 western currency
>fuck her
>fuck her till she pregnant
>travel back with her, marry her and get a minimum wage job to pay for some crackhouse
>achieved waifu + job + procreation
>you can die of aids in peace now
Too complicated? Here is an advanced strat:
>imagine yourself to be the only mind in the entire world
>everyone else is just an NPC, a computer program by some matrix, you are the real protagonist
>your life sucks now, jump out of window from high building to kys
>the computer has to reroll you now to get a better life
>keep rerolling, until you get the best life you want
>reroll as white
>travel to SA
>get ladyboy waifu
>go back to your country
>sell weed for easy money
>achieved gf, money and enough free time to browse chans forever
>invest in chainlink at 0.20 cents
>sell at 10€
>be rich
