No.1046
I need toilet paper but no ones selling toilet paper
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No.1049
just shit without it, you don't actually need it.
and if it's for wiping up semen just rub into your skin like moisturiser.
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No.1056
Try lake Titicaca, I hear they have tp for your bunghole
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No.1058
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No.1061
>>1049
>don’t actually need it
Should I use 3 seashells instead?
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No.1062
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No.1065
>>1046
If you're an American, we get enough junk mail every day that you can just use newspapers to whip your ass with. Then you can use the shitty newspapers for starting fires. TBH, shitting on it and setting it on fire is the only thing US media is good for these days anyway.
>checks flag
Sorry, Pedro. Not sure what to tell you. You can always use the old school out house method that the settlers used. Keep a shit rag handy and a bucket of bleach water.
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No.1082
>>1046
>go to Amazon
>search for "toilet paper"
you're welcome
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No.1084
>>1082
>thinks amazon has tp in stock
Go on mommy’s account and check for yourself
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No.1085
>>1084
I literally bought some yesterday. If an item is out of stock, they tell you beforehand.
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No.1091
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No.1101
>>1056
TP for my bunghole? My bunghole will not wait
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No.1160
literally just get a bidet
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No.1161
>>1160
>can’t work
>can’t invest
>cash running low
>lol just buy a fancy new jap toilet
Boomer identified
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No.1217
Just steal some from your local convenience store.
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No.1479
>>1161
They're like 30-40 burgerbux for an add-on butthole squirter.
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No.1633
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No.1634
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No.1635
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No.1636
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No.1637
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No.1866
Use baby wipes, a bidet, or clean your ass in the shower
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No.1867
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No.1891
Just get a filipino maid to lick your bootyhole fresh.
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