No.70671
>is a bad-ass heroine and primary poster-child of the series
>will wreck your shit
>will wreck you and your shit if you're a youkai
>will wreck you, your shit, and your family if you're a ningen consorting with youkai
>does not fuck around
>has saved Gensokyo countless times, and by extension the world
>is only an adolescent
>wise beyond her years
>fiercely intelligent
>smokes the finest tobacco and drinks the finest tea
>austere lifestyle due to poverty has made her tough as nails
>chaste and righteous moralfaggotry
>also happens to be cute
Why is Reimu so cool? I want to be just like her when I grow up!
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No.70672
I, too, would like to be an unwitting tool to my youkai overlords. As Lady Yukari commands, Reimu does.
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No.70676
>>70672
Enough of your deceptions, Hag, we know it's you!
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No.70677
Sorry but she's not in her teens anymore. The Scarlet Mist Incident was 16~15 years ago. And she's never been very intelligent. But I hope you can look good as you get older like Reimu.
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No.70684
>will wreck your shit
*Unless you're:
<Yukari and not lose on purpose
<Hecatia and not lose on purpose
<Kasen and not lose on purpose
<Sagume and not lose on purpose
<Okina and Yukari isn't helping her
<Yorigami sisters and Yukari isn't helping her
<Junko and she isn't high on Eirin's drugs
<Yorihime
<Kasen's disembodied arm
Did I miss anyone?
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No.70687
>>70684
<Hecatia and not lose on purpose
What?
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No.70688
>>70687
>Since she's an enemy that doesn't play by the rules, you can't even call it a proper match. It's just playing around. She's completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom_interview_with_ZUN
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No.70691
>>70684
>>70687
Pink is for gays.
>>70688
>"dud wed lmao"
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No.70692
>>70671
How well will she do as a mother?
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No.70700
>>70691
Who are you quoting?
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No.70702
>>70692
The more interesting question is who the father will be.
And whether or not Yukari will lend Ran to Reimu as a babysitter whenever the Hakurei miko has to do miko business and can't keep an eye on the kid. Although I suppose Reimu could also ask Marisa.
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No.70709
>>70702
Marisa tends to help with those incidents, so she wouldn't be the best babysitter at that time. She'd visit every day and be a good godmother/auntie though.
Maybe Aunn could babysit?
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No.70720
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No.70721
>>70700
I hope you aren't >>70688, you hypocrite. At least then you'd just be annoyingly selective, shitposter.
Fuck I hate this website. The concept of fun has completely changed over the years. No one knows anything. Fuck everything.
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No.70722
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No.70723
>>70720
>>70721
Calm down dude, it was a simple question.
>hypocrite
I was quoting ZUN. Who were you quoting? Because it certainly wasn't me.
>No one knows anything.
At least I know how to use the quote function properly.
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No.70738
>>70709
Suika, Kasen, Kosuzu, the fairies...
Also, Marisa has solved some pretty hardcore incidents, so maybe Reimu can retire for a year or two. Or what if Sanae becomes useful incident not indecent ayy lmao.
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No.70884
>>70671
Because she BTFOs the stupid, dumb Youkai scum
>>70702
Hopefully me.
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No.70892
>>70671
Her's my top plan - make Reimu ito a yokai!
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No.70895
>>70892
Would Reimu kill herself, then?
Asking for a fortune teller.
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No.70907
>>70723
Stop being a faglord, gaywad.
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No.70945
>>70895
Obviously not. The yokai psykie has to compensate and rationalise being yokai as the best thing ever.
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No.70946
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No.70951
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No.70955
>>70945
Ha-kemono Reimu a cute.
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No.70956
>>70945
it's spell psyche you stupid furfag
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No.70976
>>70945
Yiff in hell furfag.
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No.70980
>>70976
>>70956
>>70955
>>70946
>>70951
Oh come on, can you not apreciate a furry Reimu?
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No.70982
>>70980
But I called her a cute.
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No.71098
Imagine being a Reimufag. My cute waifu Marisa is clearly superior.
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No.71127
>>70684
>Yorihime
Fuck that moonie bitch, she was lying about her powers, she's not that powerful. Moonnigers are weak pussies!
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