No.69804
So who volunteers to marry this poor, grumpy miko?
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No.69807
>>69804
is she fertile?
is she loyal?
does she squirt? pee or the frothy white kind?
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No.69811
>>69804
Reimu would make a good wife.
>>69807
>pee or the frothy white kind?
If you wouldn't drink her nectar for being one or the other then you're not qualified to have her.
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No.69814
>>69811
I want to drink both
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No.69819
>>69804
I already volunteered a while ago, I'm in the process of working things out.
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No.69835
>>69804
I'll do whatever is necessary to ensure the continued existence of Gensokyo.
And honestly, Reimu really deserves a family.
Which leaves the question who will take care of Marisa if she manages to catch the flowers.
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No.69864
>>69804
As soon as she stops with the ecstasy shit. I don't know about you, but having to deal with the insane ramblings of a hallucinating witch is not something I want to have to deal with every holiday that comes around.
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No.69868
Here is no home for the one of God.
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No.69971
I want to fuck her until she got pregnant and then dump her ass
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No.69984
>>69971
Then I'd take her in and groom your daughter to be my smolwife
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No.69986
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No.69987
>>69984
The best route would be to take Reimu as your wife and impregnate her, then take your daughter as your second wife. Give both of those girls all the love you can.
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No.69988
>>69986
What bothers you the most here ? Out-of-wedlock sex, runaway father, child grooming, polygamy or incest ?
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No.69989
>>69988
What's wrong with trying to teach my betrothed how to cook or sew or explain the importance of loyalty or why children are a lot of work but also a lot of fun?
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No.69997
>>69988
The implication that Reimu wouldn't go to the local taoist temple for an abortion.
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