No.64606
Suppose that you, through one means or another, get to ask one 2hu a question. One 2hu only, and one question only.
Whom would you ask, and what would you ask?
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No.64619
Hey Patchouli, are you alright with this?
>Lies on top of her
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No.64620
Hey Mokou, do you mind if I...?
>hugs her
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No.64622
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No.64624
>>64620
I would ask to eat her Phoenix foie gras.
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No.64625
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No.64627
Shitpost aside, I'd ask the vamp, what's my fate ?
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No.64628
>>64627
>You get to choose, fairy.
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No.64631
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I would ask Marisa how to do magic. if we are just shitposting though I would ask Suika if I could drink her pee.
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No.64633
>>64620
I am fairly certain that this will either earn you an extremely painful punch to the face or get you killed outright, but heavens know that the prospect of her swallowing her pride (or fear) and giving in would feel wonderful.
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No.64638
I'd ask her if she would adopt me.
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No.64666
I wouldn't ask, just kiss.
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No.64680
How mad will you get, when will I do this?
>grope her chest
<Inb4 Fantasy Seal
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No.64719
>>64606
If shitposting: will we ever see an actual, genuine release of Half-life 3?
If serious: What are your regrets, if any?
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No.64728
How do Lunarians reproduce?
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No.64729
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No.64730
>>64728
They probably don't, or at least not anymore. Although I think only Kaguya, Chang'e, and Eirin are fully sterile due to the Hourai elixir.
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No.64731
>>64730
>fully sterile due to the Hourai elixir
There's no way to really confirm that. ZUN will never reveal it.
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No.64732
>>64730
I like to think they use moon rabbit slaves as surrogate mothers. Then, after the baby is born, they throw the impure rabbit into the meat grinder and get a new one.
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No.64733
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No.64736
>>64731
>There's no way to really confirm that. ZUN will never reveal it.
Which I why I said 'I think'. It at least would make sense fluff-wise, given that the Hourai elixir is said to remove the user from the life-death cycle altogether, so, much as they no longer can die, they no longer can give birth to new life, either.
>>64732
>tainting the noble Lunarian genes with inferior moon rabbit DNA
Next you're probably gonna suggest they abduct filthy humans from Earth because the Lunarian males no longer can grow a hard-on, right?
Seriously though, the Lunarian's entire "purity" shtick probably would make sexual reproduction something disgusting and degrading to both involved parties, but for the mother in particular. Life is impure, and giving new life? Doubly so.
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No.65708
I ask Eirin how to make the Hourai Elixir.
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No.65742
>>65708
Eirin recites a formula which defies the conventional laws of physics at every other process, requires exotic substances you have never heard of, and, after two hours of continuous elaboration, makes your brain shut down as an emergency measure to maintain your own sanity.
When wake back up, she grins and tells you that this was only one-tenth of the formula for the first substance required to produce the actual Hourai elixir.
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No.65813
I'd ask Yukari if I can come over some time to pet and play with Chen. If she lets me I'd bring catnip toys.
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No.65883
Hey Reimu, you want to make the new generation of Hakurei mikos with me?
>tfw the answer is probably going to be no if I did enter Gensokyo
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No.66613
>>65742
Then I ask her to make it for me.
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No.66616
>>64619
>>64620
Who are you quoting? :^)
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No.66617
>>64606
Cirno.
Do you have the STRONGEST :^)?
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No.66643
>>66616
Wouldn't you like to know? Probably you know.
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No.66662
>>64606
Hey Reimu, can I lick your pits?
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No.66714
How can I fuck you without you eating me?
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No.66717
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No.66719
>>66717
That's your answer to everything.
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No.66724
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No.66728
>>66717
Not what I had in mind....
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No.66729
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No.66731
>>65883
She'd probably drug you and take you into a van.
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No.66854
I'd ask one from the Outside World where in Japan Gensoukyou is.
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