>>63425
>Caring about Touhou endings
Okay, let me spoil all of them from 6 onward:
>The world doesn't get engulfed in a scarlet mist. They beat the Scarlet Devil sisters. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>They beat a hungry ghost. Spring happens. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>They beat some moonpeople and bunnies. The morning happens. They beat a phoenix that uses Swastikas as an attack. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>People died. The grim reaper is lazy. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>They beat Kanako. The Hakurei shrine doesn't close down. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>They beat Okuu. The world doesn't get terraformed into Hell. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>Byakuren is unsealed. She doesn't have a motorcycle yet. The UFOs are really the work of a cute goth girl. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>Some Taoists wake up and fuck off. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>The angry anarchist midget gets beaten. The power that was used to turn instruments alive in Stage 4 has turned more things alive. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.
>Gensokyo isn't destroyed. The Lunar Capital isn't destroyed. Everyone has a tea party and is friends, except for Junko.
>It was just a prank bro. Everyone has a tea party and is friends.