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Would you could you with a fox?
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▶ No.62685
>>62678 (OP)
Better question is Would I survive doing that?
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▶ No.62693
>>62678 (OP)
I want to cuddle with the fox youkai.
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▶ No.62710 >>62718
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▶ No.62711 >>62717 >>62721 >>62730
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▶ No.62717
>>62711
Maybe, if she needs discipline. She is a shikigami, not just a regular fox, after all.
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▶ No.62718 >>62719 >>62746
>>62710
How would you debug Ran?
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▶ No.62719
>>62718
Mostly by asking a lot of probing questions to make sure my orders delivered to her line up with my intentions precisely and with little to no room for misinterpretation.
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▶ No.62720 >>62721 >>62723 >>62742
>>62678 (OP)
Sever its tails and use them as decoration
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▶ No.62721 >>62723 >>62724 >>62728
>>62720
>>62711
What the heck is wrong with you people.
Kitsune are for loving, hand holding, and racemixing not bullying and maiming.
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▶ No.62723 >>62724 >>62748
>>62720
Don't you mean pillows?
>>62721
They ARE for bullying!
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▶ No.62724 >>62725
>>62721
>>62723
She is for finding answers and following instructions. Very useful.
Care must be taken to keep one in the utmost working order. Neglect would lead to a degradation in utility.
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▶ No.62725 >>62726
>>62724
Strict punishments for slightly stepping out of line must be issued, or else she'll become defective due to rebelling.
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▶ No.62726 >>62733
>>62725
Correct, to some extent, but we wouldn't want to damage her, either.
Furthermore, no bulli is necessary when she behaves properly.
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▶ No.62727 >>62729
>hey kid I'm a computer stop all the downloading!
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▶ No.62728
>>62721
>racemixing
Wouldn't she just produce more kitsunes?
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▶ No.62729 >>62759
>>62727
No.
Bad computer.
You're supposed to keep downloading.
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▶ No.62730 >>62733
>>62711
I would bully the hell out of the fox.
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▶ No.62733
>>62726
Bulli is always necessary.
>>62730
Mah nigga.
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▶ No.62742 >>62743
>>62720
Would that make her younger?
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▶ No.62743 >>62760
>>62742
You mean like suwako ? I can't be that easy and straightforward.
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▶ No.62746 >>62747
>>62718
Ask her to divide by zero. Also ask her if this statement is false.
I like to imagine that Yukari, on the other hand, debugs Ran by sweet and tender cuddling every once in a while in order to guarantee continued operations at peak efficiency.
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▶ No.62747 >>62750
>>62746
I would like to debug Ran
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▶ No.62748
>>62723
>pic 5
Never have I seen a Dearmybrothers take on Ran who looked like she wanted to tear the viewer's throat out.
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▶ No.62750
>>62747
I want Ran to debug me.
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▶ No.62759
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▶ No.62760 >>62761
>>62743
Kitsunes grow a new tail every 100 years. So if you cut one of their tails off they become 100 years younger.
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▶ No.62761 >>62762
>>62760
Youkai are also rumored to heal and regenerate super-fast. It'd be weird if it were to take 100 years just because it's a tail..
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▶ No.62762 >>62816 >>62817
>>62761
It would make perfect sense.
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▶ No.62816 >>62821
>>62762
>that cute Stage Three Ran
HNNNNNNGGGGG~~~
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▶ No.62817
>>62762
>640x307
I can't allow this.
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▶ No.62821
>>62816
>you will never snug a stage 3 Ran
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▶ No.62983 >>63004
>>62678 (OP)
>Would you could you with a fox?
I would not could not with a fox.
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▶ No.62989 >>62990
What do her tails feel like?
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▶ No.62990
>>62989
Warm, soft, and fluffy.
it would be nothing compared to being hugged by her, however. Being Chen and being hugged by Yukari comes in as a close second, though.
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▶ No.63004 >>63012 >>63017 >>63080
>>62983
Would you could you in a box
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▶ No.63010 >>63011 >>63012
>>62678 (OP)
There is only one fox my heart belongs to. But she is so cold towards me. Sometimes I think she has no feelings for me at all. Hold me /2hu/
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▶ No.63011 >>63014
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▶ No.63012 >>63013 >>63014 >>63017
>>63004
I wanna tape up that box and ship her away.
>>63010
I swear to god if you're talking about Tewi I'm going to chop your balls off you creepy autist.
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▶ No.63013
>>63012
>I wanna tape up that box and ship her away.
Rude
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▶ No.63014 >>63018
>>63011
I like to think that too. Thanks.
>>63012
Rude.
>Tewi
Tewi is a rabbit and not a fox.
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▶ No.63017 >>63019 >>63027
>>63004
<40 pounds of rape in box.webm
>>63012
>I wanna tape up that box and ship her away.
Brutal.
>I swear to god if you're talking about Tewi I'm going to chop your balls off you creepy autist.
He meant one of resident Ranfags, faggot.
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▶ No.63018 >>63031
>>63014
You should make her feel cold as well and keep the ice in your heart until next winter.
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▶ No.63019 >>63029
>>63017
Don't rape the ran
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▶ No.63021
I wouldn't mind taking a nap while wrapped up in her tails. Preferably after a nice cup of tea.
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▶ No.63022 >>63029
I'd get Ran to solve them for me.
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▶ No.63027 >>63029
>>63017
I'm pretty sure Tewi's and Ran's bf is the same guy.
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▶ No.63029 >>63030
>>63019
>Don't rape the ran
I won't, but will she?
>>63022
Just remember to give her some fried tofu for that.
>>63027
They aren't.
There are two Ranfags here.
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▶ No.63030
>>63029
No, the faggot hitting on /pol/ ranfag and the autist hitting on tewifag in the rabbit thread are the same person. I know there are two ranfags.
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▶ No.63031
>>63018
I do not want her to feel cold though. I want her to be happy and fulfilled and feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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▶ No.63032 >>63033 >>63043
Having Ran as a waifu somehow dramatically loses its appeal when you realize you technically would have Yukari as a mother-in-law.
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▶ No.63033 >>63036 >>63040
>>63032
>implying you don't want Yukari as a mother-in-law
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▶ No.63036
>>63033
>implying you want a mother-in-law that can and likely will spy on you at any given point in time; and also enjoys trolling the fuck out of people simply for the fun of it.
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▶ No.63040 >>63041
>>63033
>Wanting to marry Ran just so that you can cuck her for grandma.
Bully-tier.
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▶ No.63041
>>63040
You gotta marry the Yakumos together. Ran, Yukari, and Chen.
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▶ No.63043
>>63032
You have to think further Fairy. While Yukari is surely going to bully and tease you constantly, no other Youkai would dare to attack you despite you technically being free game for not living in the village. Although fairies might be too stupid to remember that little detail when playing "pranks" on you and some like Yuuka would still tear you to shreds but even then most likely only if you provoke them.
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▶ No.63080 >>63085
>>63004
>Would you could you in a box
I could not would in a box.
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▶ No.63085 >>63086
>>63080
Would you could you with a mouse?
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▶ No.63086 >>63087
>>63085
>Would you could you with a mouse?
I could not would not with a mouse
I could not would not in a house
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▶ No.63087 >>63088
>>63086
Would you, could you, on a boat?
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▶ No.63088 >>63089
>>63087
I could not would not on a boat
I could not would not in a moat
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▶ No.63089 >>63090
>>63088
Look dude I already made a big bowl of them just eat the fucking eggs.
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▶ No.63090 >>63091
>>63089
>Look dude I already made a big bowl of them just eat the fucking eggs.
Fuck you, I don't want any green eggs and ham!
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▶ No.63091 >>63092
>>63090
Will you at least try them?
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▶ No.63092 >>63137
>>63091
>Will you at least try them?
Screw it. Sure.
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▶ No.63137 >>63204 >>63243
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▶ No.63163 >>63166 >>63189
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▶ No.63166 >>63201
>>63163
stop making my waifu afraid
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▶ No.63189
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▶ No.63201 >>63253
>>63166
How can you say you love her if you won't even fuck her vulpine pussy?
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▶ No.63204
>>63137
I want to eat green eggs with ran.
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▶ No.63243
>>63137
Hey, these are actually really good!
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▶ No.63253
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▶ No.63344 >>63345 >>64154 >>64156
What do you think Ran does in her leisure time? Assuming Yukari actually gives her leisure time and the latter is not solely occupied by Chen?
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▶ No.63345
>>63344
She'd most likely read alot, do some mathematical calculations for fun and (if she has an allowance) visit the human village to shop for herself.
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▶ No.64154
>>63344
I could see her star gazing.
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▶ No.64156 >>64160
>>63344
The real interesting question is whether or not Yukari gives her tight, warm hugs every now and then as a reward for good behavior.
In light of their master-servant relationship, she probably doesn't, but I still like to imagine Ran as the one woman in Gensokyo who actually can understand Yukari. Like an old friend, except said friend actually is your slave.
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▶ No.64160 >>64168
>>64156
Does the pillow treatment count?
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▶ No.64168
>>64160
Only if the pillows happen to be Yukari's breasts.
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