I'm not a weeb though.
I’m a 27 year old Outside World Selenophile (Moon fan for you earthlings). I make shady drugs, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior Lunarian pastimes. (Eating peaches, bullying rabbits, etc.)
I train with my Sword of Lord Gion every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through danmaku because it belongs to a heavenly God, and is vastly superior to any weapon on Earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Lunarianese fluently, both Lunar Capital and the moon rabbit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Lunarian history and their purity code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Lunarian visa, I am moving to the Lunar Capital to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a drill instructor for the Lunar Defense Corps or a slave trader!
I own several hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Moon, so I can fit in easier. I call my elders and seniors impure savages and speak Lunarianese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in the Lunar Capital!