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Suppose that, through whatever scenario, you get one 2hu to make you a home-made meal.
Which one would you choose?
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▶ No.57942 >>57949
>>57941 (OP)
Ran
>Best case scenario, she makes a great tofu dish
>bad case scenario, she serves human meat
>worst case scenario, she makes YOU a home-made meal
To be fair that might happen with about every Youkai + Sakuya though.
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▶ No.57944 >>57946
>>57941 (OP)
Keine.
It would be interesting at very least.
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▶ No.57945 >>57952
My waifu's homemade meal, cooked with love.
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▶ No.57946 >>57950
>>57944
>Keine
I hope you like the int and parchment of old history books, fairy.
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▶ No.57947 >>57952
Mai waifu. She says she can prepare side dishes for sake.
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▶ No.57948 >>57949
How about some choice cuts from the lonely milf?
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▶ No.57949
>>57942
How would you know you're eating human meat if you weren't told? Also you didn't mention the absolute best-case scenario where she serves it up on her body
>>57948
>also pictured ex-hubby
Just don't do whatever he did then
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▶ No.57950
>>57946
>ink
FTFY
I think she would notice that humans don't eat books from living for so long at the village.
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▶ No.57952
>>57945
Your wife looks nice in an apron my dude
>>57947
As does yours
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▶ No.57953 >>57957 >>57971
>>57941 (OP)
I would love to see my waifu cooking something for me, it's actually one of my dreams That will never be fullfilled, sadly
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▶ No.57954
I'd rather cook a meal together
It's a great bonding experience
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▶ No.57955 >>57958
Mai waifu, because I fucking want to die
>Throws leftovers into the microwave for dinner one night
>Nukes it
>Cook at her place
>Literally Hell
>Literally Hell's Kitchen
>The lamb is undercooked
>Hear screaming about saving some for the big bad wolf
>Kitchen gets nuked
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▶ No.57956
I just hope she didn't learn cooking from Eirin, I don't want any date rape drugs in my food.
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▶ No.57957 >>57959 >>57965 >>57971
>>57953
Your wife looks good in an apron too
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▶ No.57958 >>57963
>>57955
You're being mean. Utsuho's meals probably would taste horrible, yeah, but that's just she combines a great deal of enthusiasm with a very little deal of aptitude.
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▶ No.57959 >>57965 >>57971
>>57957
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong breast size.
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▶ No.57963 >>57991
>>57958
I want Okuu to cook me spaghetti!
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▶ No.57965
>>57957
>>57959
Both are supreme, it doesn't matter as long is my waifu.
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▶ No.57971 >>57976
>>57957
>>57953
>>57959
i didnt know that so many people enjoy starving or eating grass
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▶ No.57976 >>57979
>>57971
>Le Raymoo is poor funny meem xddxxd
Fuck off secondary.
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▶ No.57979 >>57980
>>57976
who are you quting?
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▶ No.57980
>>57979
>He thinks that greentext is just for quoting
This isn't Reddit, son.
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▶ No.57981 >>57982 >>57983 >>57985 >>57987
but seriously there is a no basis to thinking that reimu is a good cook. there is nobody that could teach her because her mother is non-existant and her mother figures:
>Yukari- has Ran for cooking
>Kasen- doesnt need to eat anymore
>Mima-is a fucking ghost
there is more basis to think that even Maris is better cook since at least she has mother that could teach her and fire magic
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▶ No.57982
>>57981
>Marisa
Marisa is estranged from her parents though. Looking at how (presumably) young she was when she started following Mima to study magic, it seems unlikely that she has picked up any cooking skills from her mother.
At the same time, Reimu's very limited budget would imply that she can make decent meals even from very limited resources.
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▶ No.57983
>>57981
>there is a no basis to thinking that reimu is a good cook
>there is nobody that could teach her
>What is self-learning
>What is basic logic
>What is canon
>See pic related
She has been cooking for herself all his life, there's no way she can be bad at cooking.
Now seriusly, go back to reddit.
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▶ No.57985
>>57981
Well obviously Genji taught her.
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▶ No.57987
>>57981
>Implying she can't invoke some cooking deity to teach how to cook.
>Implying she would eat everything raw.
>Implying if she did ask anybody about this, she wouldn't be taught about that.
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▶ No.57991 >>57992 >>57993 >>57994
>>57963
Here's how I imagine dinner with sweet little Okuu.
>"Anon, what do you want for dinner?"
>"I dunno, long day, not really thinking about food. What sounds good for you?"
>"I dunno, long day, not really thinking."
>"Well, I'm feeling low energy. How about breakfast?"
>"Good idea. I'll make some hard boiled eggs."
>"Hard boiled aren't breakfast."
>"All of my eggs are hard boiled."
>"..Your eggs?... Well... Uhm.. how about we just cook some breakfast burritos and lounge about?"
>"Good idea. I'll toss two in the microwave and nuke them."
>"Okay. Wait n-"
CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢
CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
>"Anon. The burritos are done. Anon? Where did you go? Did you go off to get Hardee's again Anon? Anon, what were we having again?"
>Two hours later
>"Hey Orin, more corpses for the fire?"
>"Yeah Sis, but, I thought you might want to have a look at this one."
>"Anon? Anon, what are you doing with Orin? Are you cheating on me with her?"
>charred skeleton noises
>"Anon, that's it, I'm breaking up with you. And *sniff* to think that *sniff* I made you food."
>charred skeleton noises
>"Anon.. Orin... Orin.. Orin, what was I sad about again?"
>"I don't know. Hey, are you going to eat that microwave burrito?"
>"No, I already had one. Here, you can have it."
>charred skeleton noises
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▶ No.57992
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▶ No.57993
>>57991
Nay verily. Utsuho would be the kind of girl that would present you with an extremely overcooked meal and a soul-crushingly sad expression on her face, only for her wings to wag like the tail of an overexcited puppy when you hug her anyway, because hey, at least she tried.
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▶ No.57994 >>57995 >>57996
>>57991
>Hard boiled aren't breakfast
Heck off!!
Also do you think utsuho knows the pleasure that is deviled eggs?
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▶ No.57995 >>57996
>>57994
Lord knows. All that's confirmed is that soft-boiled are her specialty.
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▶ No.57996 >>57997 >>58030
>>57994
I sure hope so. There's nothing quite like spicy mustard contained within the cool body of a hard-boiled egg.
>>57995
> All that's confirmed is that soft-boiled are her specialty.
Huh? Where does it say that? Aside from Youmo and Ran, I don't recall any descriptions about the cooking skills of the 2hus.
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▶ No.57997
>>57996
Curiosities of Lotus Asia and who makes food for Koumakan.
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▶ No.58030
>>57996
Utsuho says it at the end of her victory quote in Genso Rondo, and it's worth noting that characters in that game have only one victory quote.
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▶ No.71125
I want mommy Ran to make me comfort food.
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