No.57314
I hate youkai. I don't conisder myself a youkai, I'm actually an Oni for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, distillatiom and I'm following Onido, the way of the kishin. This is why I hate youkai that know 4 drinks and order them all the time, sake, shochuu, suntory, BEERU MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become an Oni for real unlike all these faker youkai. FUCK YOU /2HU/
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming an Oni for real?
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No.57317
>How good are my chances of becoming an Oni for real?
Depends, if you're a christian then technically it won't happen and technically it's easy, it depends on if you consider becoming a demon from hell the same as an oni cause going to hell is very easy in Christianity. If you believe the Japaneses folk lore or whatever surrounding onis then there must be a ritual that allows a human to become one, finding said ritual you have to do.Living in Japan, drinking and... well, yeah those two things isn't gonna make you an oni. Also, if you're an Atheist then it just ain't happening at all.
Also, how do you think she'd feel if you became an oni? And onis are a type of youkai, ⑨.
>FUCK YOU /2HU/
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO.
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No.57319
>>57314
>Fuck you /2hu/
Fuck you too, fairy.
>How good are my chances of becoming an Oni for real?
Very small, maybe you will get a chance when you reincarnate.
No chance before that.
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No.57320
>>57314
If you're a man you should just stick to being a man
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No.57323
>>57317
>I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO.
Lewd!
>>57319
I thought there was some sort of poisoned sake that can curse people into becoming an oni.
>>57320
Why do that when you can become a cute girl? Unless you're referring to staying human, which is usually the preferred option.
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No.57324
>>57323
>Lewd!
I wanna rape everyone on /2hu/!
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No.57325
>>57324
Please no rape fairy. I wanna be tenderly loved.
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No.57326
>>57325
It's not rape if you're willing.
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No.57329
You can't avoid me forever fairy.
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No.57337
>>57323
I don't anything about this.
>>57324
Don't.
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No.57343
>>57337
Scared it'll feel good?
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No.57353
>Are you a big guy?
>Do you lift?
>Can you handle your hard liquor?
No to any? Well, you're shit out of luck, buddy.
>tfw no oni that can handle slav levels of booze.
Pic related
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No.57354
>>57343
Not really.
I want to become wizard.
>>57353
>Slav levels of booze
It's a meme.
t.Slav
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