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 No.52913[Last 50 Posts]>>52915 >>52916 >>52929 >>52937 >>52976 >>65218 >>65465 >>71122 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

We often talk about which 2hu we'd fug, but I wanna know which one you'd want to spend the rest of your life with.

For me, Miko.

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 No.52914 >>52937 >>53000 >>64781

My waifu.

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 No.52915 >>64976

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>>52913 (OP)

The one i love the most, of course

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 No.52916 >>52937

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>>52913 (OP)

Yuuka!

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 No.52917 >>52937

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My waifu.

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 No.52921

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My waifu

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 No.52924

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If there is but a flicker of her former self in Yoshika, I will break the spell of the wicked hermit over her and free what has been buried under layers and layers of dark Taoist magic.

I suppose she still would be a stiff corpse, but with this being Gensokyo, I suppose there are means and ways to prevent this. I mean, Herbert West pulled it off as well.

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 No.52929 >>52937

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>>52913 (OP)

>touch fluffy tail every day

>pure and loving housewife

>/gfd/ bait

>she's a big girl

>qt daughter already included doesn't even make you a cuck because she isn't falling in the "single mother" category

>Ran & Yukari likely both pushing you to self-improvement

<(most likely sadistic) sister/mother-in-law that might randomly gap you whenever she is bored or you piss her off

<hairs all over your clothes

<Human village and /pol/ will call you a race species traitor for fucking and collaborating with Youkai

<Yukari will most likely use you as a butler/goon

<You will live in a household with 3 maneaters

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 No.52937 >>65110

>>52914

Would she stay faithful tho?

>>52913 (OP)

>>52916

>>52917

>>52929

Good taste.

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 No.52938

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Mi amor

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 No.52946 >>52947 >>52957

but hibernating doesn't count as spending time together

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 No.52947 >>52975

>>52946

>Expects you to wait 9 months for her every year.

Either that better be an open relationship or you're willing to cheat on her to keep the marriage going dude.

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 No.52957

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>>52946

You should hibernate with her!

You'd lose the rest of the year to sleep of course, but maybe that doesn't sound too bad to you.

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 No.52975 >>52977

>>52947

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aestivation

>Organisms who aestivate appear to be in a fairly "light" state of dormancy, as their physiological state can be rapidly reversed, and the organism can quickly return to a normal state

You can't take her out on dates in the hot summer, but you can wake her up every now and then for company as long as you are gentle with her and don't work her core temp up.

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 No.52976 >>52978

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>>52913 (OP)

Would snark at everytrhing with her. She would be trolling supreme.

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 No.52977

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>>52975

>Aestivation

No, she definitely hibernates.

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 No.52978 >>52981

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>>52976

And you want to marry that? I thought I was the resident masochist. Then again, trolling is in her species nature.

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 No.52979 >>52980

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A cat is fine too

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 No.52980 >>52984 >>52985

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>>52979

>Wanting a waifu that smells of corpses.

Who are you, Yoshikafag?

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 No.52981 >>52982 >>52992

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>>52978

>masochist

I don't know what's so masohistic about snarking. Especially at the expence of the denisens of old Hell. Would troll oni everyday.

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 No.52982 >>52983 >>64795

>>52981

>Wanting your waifu to mess with you and fuck with you constantly while acting superior to you.

Unless you honestly think she'd spare you, in which case you're more delusional than flanfags.

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 No.52983 >>52986

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>>52982

>to mess with you and fuck with you constantly

I can handle my bants m8.

>acting superior to you

Being the ruler of a Hell and an owner of a pet God of fussion, I don't see how she wouldn't be.

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 No.52984 >>52986

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>>52980

Not the Orinfag, but I take deep offense at this. Yoshika routinely cleans herself in order to smell nice and fresh.

And if she had a loving hubby who would help her with the cleaning, things would be even better.

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 No.52985 >>52986

>>52980

Cats spend most of the day either bathing or sleeping, so I'm certain she keeps herself clean.

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 No.52986 >>52988 >>53052

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>>52983

>I can handle my bants m8.

But do you enjoy it? Cause if so then I'm not alone, am I?

>>52984

>Yoshika routinely cleans herself in order to smell nice and fresh.

But Yoshifag, does she stay fresh down there?

>>52985

Firstly, by bathing I'm assuming she licks herself clean right? So enjoy french kissing her man. Secondly, smells don't come off that easily.

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 No.52988 >>52991

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>>52986

Of coursh! Body openings are the most important parts to keep clean.

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 No.52991 >>52993

>>52988

Does she clean out the maggots and diseases?

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 No.52992 >>53052

>>52981

Pranks in the Underground (GONE WRONG GONE VIOLENT [[DANMAKU PULLED!!1]]

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 No.52993 >>52997

>>52991

The Taoist magic that fuels her keeps both out just fine.

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 No.52997 >>52999

>>52993

Oh of coarse it does fairy. It's not like you would contract a disease that Seiga would only cure if you agree to be her willing slave. Btw, you're the writefag right? Would you be willing to give some criticism to some shit I wrote in another thread?

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 No.52998 >>52999 >>53000 >>64781 >>65110

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I would give her my dick on the reg even if I was dying.

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 No.52999 >>53000 >>64781

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>>52997

That would imply I wouldn't cave Seiga's ugly head in and keep Yoshika alive with my own Taoist magic.

If this is about the cuckoldry text, I altogether refuse to read it

>>52998

I wonder if Sakuya would try to murder you in a storm of yandere knives.

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 No.53000 >>53002 >>64781

>>52914

>>52998

Two Meiling fags and one Meiling, how far are ye willing to go to get her? Why would she go for you over the other?

>>52999

>I wouldn't cave Seiga's ugly head in

I know she's a bitch but come on man don't be that mean, she doesn't deserve THAT. Yeah but, you can just ignore the 6th paragraph and you'll be fine. Btw how did you know it had that without reading it?

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 No.53002 >>53003

>>53000

>I know she's a bitch but come on man don't be that mean, she doesn't deserve THAT.

Seiga deserves everything. She is the only 2hu that is outright evil, and Miko herself admits as much.

It was the only longer text that was posted her recently. And I still won't read your glorified cuckold fantasies

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 No.53003

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>>53002

>She is the only 2hu that is outright evil

Don't you believe people can change? If you saw this would you really have it in you to end her?

>your glorified cuckold fantasies

I swear, it was just a last minute edition that I thought would be funny, pls don't judge the whole thing for that. And again, how did you know it had cuckoldry without reading it first?

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 No.53041 >>53042 >>53044

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The tall rabbit

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 No.53042 >>53043

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>>53041

But will you also hug her and pat her head and stroke through her hair whenever she has a flashback to the Lunar Invasion?

IIIRC the entire affair was a huge joke and Reisen is just a hypochondriac

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 No.53043

>>53042

Of course, out of all the 2hus in Eientei, she seems to be the only one that does most of the house work and cooking, I bet she's good in bed too. Reisen is a perfect wife.

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 No.53044 >>53047

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 No.53047 >>53048 >>53049

>>53044

Reisen is not for bully!

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 No.53048 >>53050

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>>53047

Tell that to German fag. He really wants to hurt her.

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 No.53049 >>53050

>>53047

Dunno what you mean by "bully", but she's the nigger of Eientei, and there's nothing that could change that.

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 No.53050 >>53051

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>>53048

What a fag.

>>53049

>she's the nigger of Eientei

Delete this.

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 No.53051

>>53050

Tewi you've become a lot meaner since that one Meiling post. Feel free to open up to us about anything that troubles you ok?

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 No.53052 >>53060

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>>52986

>But do you enjoy it?

Yes. I enjoy bants a lot. I frequent five /pol/s and three /int/s. I also live in a wartorn third world shithole which adds extra bant power.

>>52992

oni and demons HATE her

see how she stole a hell dimension in an afternoon with a simple trick

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 No.53059 >>53061

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My one and only

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 No.53060

>>53052

>I enjoy bants a lot

So you are a masochist.

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 No.53061 >>53063

>>53059

You'd have a hell of an awkward relationship with your parents-in-law.

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 No.53063

>>53061

>Implying such a relationship would exist.

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 No.64777

She hates life almost as much as I do, so I think we'd get along pretty well.

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 No.64780

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I want to protect Okuu's smile.

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 No.64781 >>64862 >>65110

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>>53000

Make that 3. She's too damn awesome, I'd marry her without a sec of thinking. Kind, gentle, brave and strong. Amazing.

>>52914

>>52998

Excellent. I see we agree on this.

>>52999

Nah. Just prove that you are not a scum of a human being I think I get over that category and she'll accept it.

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 No.64795 >>64862

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I'm not sure, but I think I would get along well with Kokoro or Kagerou

>>52982

Flan is dangerous but you might be able to calm her down by introducing board games to her. Of course you'd have to let her win a few times at first, but as you bring more games, you could teach her about sportsmanship in a relatively safe environment. But I'd rather adopt her than fug her.

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 No.64861

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I'll always believe in her.

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 No.64862 >>64873 >>64908 >>64976

>>64781

>She's too damn awesome,

I think you slammed your head into a wall dude. The question was why would SHE pick you over the other two.

>>64795

>but you might be able to calm her down by introducing board games to her

I don't think she'd have the patience and she'd get bored and slit my throat with betrayalathouseonthehill cards.

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 No.64871

File (hide): 839d6613fcdd4ab⋯.jpg (129.87 KB, 850x1101, 850:1101, 839d6613fcdd4abc5cc60f0de9….jpg) (h) (u)

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>Patchouli not mentioned

Surprising.

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 No.64873 >>64906

>>64862

>betrayal at house on the hill

Fuck that shit. The group i last played with voted to play 6 rounds of that in one night when everyone actually brought 3 games for the rotation pool THREE WEEKS IN A ROW. I stopped playing with them and am still looking to meet people to start a new group without that overrated piece of garbage. Plus if youre really concerned about her growing bored of certain games, just have a stock of quick games like Tsuru, Formula D, and the like as well as some games that do take time.

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 No.64903 >>64907

File (hide): 1f8d561832b7583⋯.jpg (44.48 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 16534.jpg) (h) (u)

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I love her.

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 No.64906 >>64926

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>>64873

Just go back to them and have the first thing you say to them be "Are ye still playing Betrayal?" If the answer is yes then leave and come back next week. They'll get the message.

Don't throw this away over one game.

>overrated piece of garbage

If you play it that much then yeah it's DEFINITELY overrated by your group. I really like the game but it is also one of those games where it isn't balanced, can't really be balanced that much but it's still fun sparingly. I definitely understand not liking it, I had the same problem with cards against humanity, fun every now and then and with new people but not every fucking week. I had another friend who had to deal with this but with Dominion, good fucking game but holy shit for 3 fucking months? No god damn way. He's basically traumatized by the game and won't play it. Trust me, EVERYONE deals with one of "those games". Those games that your friends play and can't get enough of, Tewifag can tell you about that but with a videogame. Don't leave your friends over it. How long ago was that?

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 No.64907 >>64915

>>64903

Enjoy being NTR'd by Remi the moment she shows a little bit of skin to Sakuya.

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 No.64908 >>64909 >>65110

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>>64862

>I think you slammed your head into a wall dude. The question was why would SHE pick you over the other two.

That's the other half of the question which I misunderstood, I was talking of three of us going for her.

Anyway, her choice of course. I'd try my hardest, that's for sure. I love her, and I'd show it in any way I can.

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 No.64909 >>64910 >>64976

>>64908

Are all Meiling fags spineless faggots? Seriously, how is that answer different to every other Meiling fag?

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 No.64910 >>64911

>>64909

A good girl attracts the hearts if good people. What, do you want us to kill each other and the victor to force himself onto her? I wouldn't do anything to harm or break the heart of the one I love so dearly.

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 No.64911 >>64947

>>64910

So you're trying to win the heart of the other Meiling fags now? I'm just asking you why you're so special compared to the others, why you stand out. I guess Meilingfags are bland boring losers to match a bland boring character.

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 No.64915

>>64907

Why so cruel anon? ;_;

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 No.64926

>>64906

I left the game nights, not the group. But I stopped overall because of work. Gotta get money for more games somehow. Unfortunately I also had to move 5 hours away for the job so game nights are not possible anymore for me unless we do tabletop sim

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 No.64947

>>64911

The other post wasn't me, though I agree. What is the meaning of forcing myself over Meiling? Love is mutual, you know.

>So you're trying to win the heart of the other Meiling fags now?

I don't have the slightest idea on how you came to that conclusion anyway. Seriously, what?

>I'm just asking you why you're so special compared to the others, why you stand out.

I don't feel particularly special to be honest. I am not a huge genius, a gorgeous person or rich. But I totally, honestly love her. I am kind, and honest. Not much more to say.

>I guess Meilingfags are bland boring losers to match a bland boring character.

If you think that you need to stand out this much to achieve something, you need to reorganise your way of seeing life.

Even while being mostly 'normal' you can still do and be much more you know.

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 No.64971 >>64972

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Mokou. She just needs some love.

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 No.64972 >>64975

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>>64971

I can understand the sentiment, but marrying Mokou would only drive her even more miserable than she already is once you die from old age.

Then again, perhaps this will be the needle needed to break the camel's back for Kaguya to stop treating her like a plaything

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 No.64975

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>>64972

Maybe Mokou would feed you her Phoenix foie gras.

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 No.64976

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>>52915

It's been 9 months since i made this post and i still love her. Feels gud.

>>64909

>>64862

Meilingbros are nice people, so can you stop being a dipshit? thanks in advance.

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 No.65110 >>65114 >>65118

>>52937

>>52998

>>64781

>>64908

All right, all you fairies, lay down on the couch.

Lights up a cigar

COUGH COUGH'

WHEEZE

COUGH

It seems you all have a thing in common cough -- you desire a big, strong, loving woman, much like is a mother. You desire such a character now because as is evident, you were deprived of such in your youth, and developmentally, you never moved on beyond the stage of such needs and their fulfillment. Growing up in the absence of a mother figure will stifle a young man in his maturation, particularly that which concerns his relations with the opposite sex, who he is estranged from as a result of lacking this necessary component of personal growth. In all likelihood; as may be extrapolated from this situation, you most likely experience severe trust issues, and you are very intent on having others prove they can be trusted before you allow them into your lives. Those close to you, if there are any, you will require of them to verify anything that they do, so as to ensure, in the typical manner of fixation, control over who remain, still, uncontrolled variables to you. This all stems from the development of trust in others within you, who you, having never interacted with your mother well, will exhibit in all your doings with fellow people. Likely, you also believe that others are out to hurt you as well -- and you believe that others, for having harmed you in the past, are like all humans and as a result are to be controlled, kept at a distance, or sim- COUGH COUGH -ply igno- COUGH -red.

COUGH COUGH COUGH

COUGH

WHEEZE

Your session is over now, cough pay me.

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 No.65114 >>65122

>>65110

>That jewish faggot in that image

Friendly reminder, that he was just projecting.

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 No.65116 >>65117

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>Getting so mad you start using insults (reaction formation) and accusations of projecting while projecting yourself

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 No.65117

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 No.65118

>>65110

<Didn't quote my post at the very start of the thread

>you were deprived of such in your youth

<Had a normal relationship with my mother; still live with her since I'm far too poor to move out

>particularly that which concerns his relations with the opposite sex

<Had no interest in the girls I grew up around; have no interest in 3DPD today

>trust issues

Only around blacks and mexicans. Otherwise just the usual social awkwardness.

>you will require of them to verify anything that they do, so as to ensure, in the typical manner of fixation, control over who remain, still, uncontrolled variables to you

>having never interacted with your mother well

<Implying

>you also believe that others are out to hurt you as well

Again, niggers and spics. Also get a lot of death threats on this site.

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 No.65122 >>65123 >>65132 >>65219

>>65114

>jewish faggot

You say that like it's a bad thing. Most jews are actually very nice people if you get to know them.

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 No.65123

>>65122

>Most jews are actually very nice people if you get to know them.

If it's true, then I can use danmaku.

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 No.65130

This thread is fucking stupid.

You will not get your waifu. Ever.

The best thig is do is be fucking angry all the fucking time. Start thinking about stabbing people or bashiopen skulls with a hammer.

Edge > Stupid marriage

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 No.65132

>>65122

I wonder (((who))) could be behind this post

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 No.65202

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Minoriko~

She would be the perfect wifey to come home to after a long day.

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 No.65218

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>>52913 (OP)

Best bird, of course.>>52913

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 No.65219

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>>65122

There is Hebrewery afoot.

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 No.65247 >>65249

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I would gladly devote the rest of my life to her.

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 No.65249

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>>65247

Good luck in softening her heart. It'll do her good.

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 No.65250

File (hide): 24089637915061e⋯.gif (3.85 MB, 727x810, 727:810, suika.gif) (h) (u)

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 No.65255 >>65288 >>69512

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Futatsuiwa Mamizou

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 No.65257

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Chen

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 No.65288

>>65255

Don't know about her. On the one hand, she would manipulate you so that you always do what she wants. On the other, she would also manipulate things so that everything else goes in your favor.

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 No.65465

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>>52913 (OP)

This Spurdo Cirno-cosplayer is unironically gawaii :-DDD

I just hope the cosplayer is a female spurd, otherwise that would be odd.

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 No.69512

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>>65255

>marrying a jew

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 No.69513 >>69517

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Gotta make sure someone continues the family business, even if it means dealing with a horrible mother-in-law. Or a severely jealous Marisa.

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 No.69515 >>69517

The clock is ticking on Alice's fertility. Really it is for the best for me to use some force if necessary, she'll end up spending eternity regretting never starting a family if I don't knock her up.

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 No.69517

>>69513

Better take good care of her and provide for the family. Let her know the joy of having a warm meal provided and prepared by someone you love daily.

Marisa would be a great "auntie"/godmother for your kids.

>>69515

>The clock is ticking on Alice's fertility.

She became a magician. Her youth and lifespan has been prolonged, and she has plenty of access to alchemical ingredients in the forest. She can be ready to have kids at any time. She's just waiting for you to propose to her first, so the two of you can start the baby making as part of consummating your marriage.

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 No.69730

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Momiji is Momiiji is Momiji is Momiji

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 No.69731

Tfw no soft wolfgirl wife

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 No.71122

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>>52913 (OP)

Dead Waifu

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