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ITT post dreams/parts of dreams/lucid dreams you've had that involve touhous in some way. Doesn't matter if the dream centers around them or if they only get a small cameo, tell us! And what would you do if you could lucid dream?
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▶ No.52148 >>52149
Some time ago, I dreamed that I went on a date with Kana at the Gold Saucer from FFVII. For those unaware, the Gold Saucer is where the iconic date scene of FFVII takes place.
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▶ No.52149 >>52150
>>52148
I remember you mentioning that, it's a good thing your paranoia didn't ruin the dream!
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▶ No.52150 >>52152
>>52149
The only post I made among those is the Hina one.
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▶ No.52152
>>52150
Well of coarse, I just posted them to collect posts about dreams that people already made.
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▶ No.52159
I was at a party and someone was trying to be an ass. I noticed one of the people sitting in the same group with me was Patchouli. She gave me a knowing look and laughed with me and I realized I had friends all around me. That defused the situation.
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▶ No.52160 >>52162 >>52163
I had a dream that Eirin cured OP's autism.
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▶ No.52162 >>52163
>>52160
Now, now. Don't have such unrealistic dreams you little faggot, you.
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▶ No.52163
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▶ No.52193 >>52195
I just remembered that I had a dream in which I met Maribel and Renko. It turns out that they were just aliens who were getting angry because none of the humans they saw until this point recognized the characters that they were pretending to be. I had to explain to them how most people aren't weebs like me before watching them leave in their UFO.
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▶ No.52195
>>52193
>Humanity blew first contact because not enough people were weebs.
That's kinda funny in a cute way.
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▶ No.52197 >>52203
This one was only vaguely 2hu related, but I'll tell as much of the dream as I can remember.
I was sent to a little village on a hilltop in a densely wooded jungle for some reason or other to work with the villagers.
I remember there was a larger round mountain ontop of the hill that had a big wide cave that had been turned into a huge cathedral.
Don't remember everything, but I remember Yukari/Maribel (can't really remember which) being there as somewhat of a shotcaller in the village, we didn't speak much because of the status gap.
Some time later I suddenly realise there isn't anyone around anymore except for an old man in a business suit. He walks away from me while speaking gibberish, climbs into the passenger seat of a twin Huey and says something along the lines of "a phone call was made but I wasn't the one who made it". Then he takes off and circles the hill once while aiming a pistol at me. I have a huge book in my hands for some reason so I crouch down and cower behind it.
He flies away without shooting. I wander around the hill for a while not knowing what to do, but at some point I end up ontop of the big cathedral-mountain.
I look into the distance and see a formation of fighter jets in a long line headed towards me, and I make the assumption that it's a carpet bombing run. I jump off the hill and apparently have a parachute because I float down safely to the ground and make a run for the cathedral.
I dive in the cave mouth and hear explosions behind me, and that's when I woke up.
Try to explain that one.
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▶ No.52203 >>52207
>>52197
What depraved shit did Yukari tell you to do that you wouldn't tell us from that one dream? You know the one.
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▶ No.52207 >>52209
>>52203
I know the one, and that wasn't me.
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▶ No.52209 >>52219
>>52207
Darn, I just guessed from the Yukari. Oh well, he'll show up eventually.
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▶ No.52219 >>52220
>>52209
For the sake of interest, who is "he" in this specific case?
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▶ No.52220 >>52233
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▶ No.52233 >>52234
>>52220
Oh I don't know why I was so secretive. It was stuff like getting fucked "all the way through" by big monsters and having my own shit forced out my mouth.
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▶ No.52234
>>52233
>Dreaming of getting fucked by big monster dick.
I think your subconscious is telling you something.
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▶ No.52252 >>52255
I today had a dream after various weird non-2HU related shit happened, to the point that I actually realized it was a dream while still inside it (play Inception theme here).
When it hit me, I suddenly was transported to my parents' home and found myself facing Alice, or had turned her back at me. I asked her wtf was going on, and she calmly informed me that I had been driving while wildly drunk and ended up in a ditch, the life rapidly bleeding out of me even as we spoke. Basically, all I had seen so far were the product of neural misfiring, the last flickers of a dying brain.
At that point I thought "This can't be real", and promptly woke up in my bed.
Funny thing is, I don't even own a car. Though I presumably should tone down my drinking habit a bit.
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▶ No.52255 >>52263
>>52252
But alcohol is fun dude.
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▶ No.52263 >>52313
>>52255
In moderation, yes-
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▶ No.52313
>>52263
I'm the kind of guy that can't enjoy things in moderation.
If I'm not devoted to it, I'm not satisfied.
I tore through half a bottle of whiskey I received for my birthday in one night, only stopping because I was about to pass out.
Then the next morning I regret it and don't ever want to drink again, until later that afternoon I've got the bottle to my face again.
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▶ No.55884
I had dream with Reimu and she told me You need to go back.
:^)
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▶ No.55885
I had a dream pretty recently about JIm and Hotwheels on some giant gladiator type cage up in a forest on a giant tree in the center of the forest and they made me fight against touhou's to escape the giant cage and if I didn't they said they would eat me though the dream ended while I was fighting against cirno who was the only touhou I got to fight against but it was multiple renditions of cirno and as I defeated them they got stronger.
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▶ No.55886
I had a dream where I was on a little hill outlooking the mountains, everything was covered in orange from the leaves. This description isn't doing the scene justice, it was outrageously pretty.
I had a little Shizuha cradled in my arms sleeping, so I didn't move in fear of waking her up. I just looked at everything around me.
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▶ No.55897
I had a dream where I was sitting in a park at night by a waterfront in the city, waiting for someone - don't recall who. Then Tenko appeared and tried to strike up a conversation and take me to a cafe, but I declined because the person person I was waiting for was important. Then I saw something rush through the sky which I thought was a lantern at first since it looked bright red, but it disappeared into the horizon across the water.
Then a mushroom cloud appeared; I stood up, yelled "Here it comes!" and got swept up by a wave of fire.
Woke up in a cold sweat.
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▶ No.58674 >>58675
I had some rather bizarre nightmare involving a cursed VN in which you could either romance Mokou or show her the cold shoulder (all while she becomes increasingly desperate in her attempts to gain your affection).
Funny thing was that the game's readme told you the premesis and endings in advance: Mokou has signed some kind of infernal contract with a demon and the latter is now seeking the soul she has promised him (though Mokou does not know the demon is coming back for her).
The "Good" Route sees you falling in love with Mokou, her seemingly getting pregnant, and her then being released after eight months of torture which nearly drive her insane when the player character finds a way to sacrifice his own soul in place of hers. Cherry on piece of the cake is that the demon ate the soul of Mokou's baby in her place beforehand and is now possessing the body, eventually forcing her to kill the babe when the latter wreaks havoc all across Gensokyo.
The Bad Route sees you rejecting Mokou (which is heartbreaking enough as she really is desperate for some love). The demon is pissed that his plan didn't work, takes Mokou's soul in earnest, and rapes it for a small eternity until hell spits her out; her mind so shattered that Kaguya vows to take care of her for the rest of her long life (while Mokou routinely burns her own hair and skin so that the demon won't recognize and find her again).
Oddly enough, the readme also notes that the author was planning to release a "real" good ending at New Year's Eve, as he did with his previous game.
Remember kids: Don't eat sleep before heading to bed!
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▶ No.58675
>>58674
>Sleep
Cheese. Man am I sleepy.
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▶ No.58676 >>58677 >>58776
I had a dream where i kidnapped parsee and tied her to the bed,then i raped her slowly and passionately in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
This was weird because i fucking hate parsee as much as i hate niggers,so i didn't expect to have a wet dream with her.
She also made me cum after 2 succesful weeks of nofap,i hate her so fucking much.
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▶ No.58677 >>58680
>>58676
>raped her slowly and passionately
Nice.
>i fucking hate parsee as much as i hate niggers
Who are you, Reisen fag?
>made me cum after 2 succesful weeks of nofap
Good, nofap is retarded.
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▶ No.58680 >>58683
>>58677
>who are you,Reisen fag?
No
>Good,nofap is retarded
Maybe but why parsee?
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▶ No.58683 >>58726
>>58680
U mad? U mad lil' Parsee made you cummies?
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▶ No.58685 >>58686
I had a dream that Remilia forced me to become one of her maids and Sakuya kept raping me in the middle of the night despite how disgusted she felt with herself for submitting to her base instincts
Turns out that Remilia and Patchouli were drugging her with aphrodisiacs so we could produce an heir
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▶ No.58686
>>58685
I wish I had a dream like that.
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▶ No.58725
I had a dream I was wandering around an abandoned hospital and accidentally found the hideout of a group of Chinese terrorists who were celebrating because they had bombed some American city. They offered me a drink and I accepted it because I thought they'd kill me if they found out I wasn't one of them. Then a bunch of ninjas came out of nowhere and started chasing the terrorists, so I ran away. Somehow I escaped, got into a cab and for some reason the driver was Yukari, which sucks because gaphag is my least favorite 2hu. And then I woke up.
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▶ No.58726
>>58683
Well i have to admit i kinda enjoyed it but she still sucks.
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▶ No.58776
>>58676
Wow fuck you dude I want to have a dream about Parsee.
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▶ No.59445
I dreamt I had a chat with Yukari about the ethics of using WMDs over drinks.
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▶ No.59865
Today, I had a dream when I was lying in my bed and Marisa suddenly entered my room, casually beginning to clean it up and starting to put my booze bottles into a neat row.
I think they're trying to tell me something.
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▶ No.61950 >>61951 >>61952 >>61954
I just had a 2hu related nightmare.
I dreamt I was aimlessly walking around a dark, abandoned house made entirely of wood when I heard someone saying something I can't quite remember but it was like "I don't need X, if I wanted Yukari's power I'd just go through that door". Of course, after hearing this I went down some stairs and opened the door the mysterious voice was talking about.
When I did, the first thing I saw was Remilia and Flandre's disembodied heads rotting on a pool of blood and then a ghost with a creepy face suddenly showed up right in front of my face and started screaming and attacking me, and that's when I realized I was actually sitting in front of my PC playing a dungeon crawler.
Eventually, the ghost killed me but instead of getting a game over screen, my PC turned off. When I turned it back on I noticed all the icons on my desktop were gone and the wallpaper had changed to a picture of Remilia and Flandre's heads on a pool of blood and woke up.
I wish I had cute dreams about cuddling with 2hus but no, instead I get spooky Yuyuko trying to eat me and messing with my computer.
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▶ No.61951 >>61957 >>61962
>>61950
Sounds kinda fun tbh.
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▶ No.61952 >>61962
>>61950
>Remilia and Flandre's disembodied heads
<Vampires can recover as long as their head is fine
Are they pulling a Halloween prank?
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▶ No.61953
Spent half the night awake obsessing about Letty.
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▶ No.61954 >>61957 >>61962
>>61950
It looks like you only had >>61923 (you?) to blame.
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▶ No.61957 >>61958
>>61954
>>61923 and >>61951 Is me, I wish that happened, I could barely sleep lying down but I'll try again tonight.
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▶ No.61958
>>61957
At least you didn't went to sleep on fucking 4 AM today.
I feel like shit.
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▶ No.61962
>>61951
Yeah, it sounds fun now but it was pretty scary at the moment.
>>61952
I like to think it was just a bunch of youkai pulling a prank on me and Doremy was watching the entire thing with a smug look on her face.
>>61954
Nope, that wasn't me.
I don't need to sleep face down to have nightmares. Having erotic dreams about being tied up and smothered sounds cool though, so maybe I'll try it tonight.
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▶ No.61965 >>61968
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>>52146 (OP)
I think the human eating youkai gore\guro influenced parts of my dream one night.
I dreamt I was a soldier doing ceremonial honor guard duty, guarding some monument. There was some other soldier that was undisciplined and neglecting her guard duty. (Yes, it was one of them troublesome "soldier" with a vagina.) I was told to go talk to her and or discipline her, but before I do that I had to talk to a female civilian manager of the monument and facility.
The manager was a bit of a peacenik, at one point I reached my limit of patience of her prattling how wars are sooo terrible. I told her yes m'aam, all wars are terrible, but sometimes there are more terrible things that can happen when armed response is completely ruled out. I have seen such devastating effects of a false peace and it is far from pretty. I told her it was a bad situation all around but that is part of the human condition and sadly perhaps our nature. At this point she seemed very agitated and excused herself out. A minute later I heard a loud bang like a gunshot, the manager somehow got a hold of a sidearm and blew her own brains out.
Because of dream logic, the female soldier I was told to discipline finally showed up. She had neon blue hair, and looked like a textbook sjw harridan. She asked if she's going to get disciplined for her neglect of guard duty, I told her yes. We then wound up in a room, with her changing out of uniform right in front of me.
THIS IS NOT A SEX DREAM
I had no arousal of any kind, if anything I felt disgusted looking at her neon blue bush that she was parading around and the completely undisciplined disrespectful slovenly behavior unbefitting of someone wearing a uniform.
Then I woke up showered and went to work.
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▶ No.61968 >>61969
>>61965
>I think the human eating youkai gore\guro influenced parts of my dream one night.
That had nothing to do with 2hu tho. It seems to me that you're getting WAY too into politics dude. You should probably lay off of it for a while and take it easy.
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▶ No.61969 >>61972
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>>61968
>That had nothing to do with 2hu tho.
I was browsing some guro 2hu before I fell asleep tho.
>It seems to me that you're getting WAY too into politics dude.
Meh, it was more the 2dvs3d for me. 2d neon blue hair on a 2hu or animu grills can get me off. 3Dpd, not so much. I think I felt my dick shrank into my body during that part where she showed her unkempt neon jungle.
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▶ No.61972 >>61974 >>61976
>>61969
>I was browsing some guro 2hu before I fell asleep tho.
Post some bro.
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▶ No.61974 >>61979
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▶ No.61976 >>61979
>>61972
I can't find the exact human eating youkai pic in the thread I was browsing, but you can take a look (don't click on it) at another one that might be similar.
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▶ No.61979
>>61974
Yes.
>>61976
Oh you meant the thread here? Ok. You're a bitch for getting spooked by funposting.
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▶ No.61981
>>61979Oh you meant the thread here?
Actually the thread is probably in /2hu/, but not in the actual dream thread here.
>getting spooked by funposting.
It wasn't the guro that spooped me, it was the 3dpd neon bush. ya fairy cunt, but I still love ya bro, no homo
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▶ No.62204
Remember, if you go to sleep and wake up an hour later and go back to sleep again you'll remember the dream. Now to lie on my stomach in bed and hope for the best.
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▶ No.62217
>tfw either no dreams or shitty dreams
Shit sucks
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