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During your ritual to venture to Gensokyo, one of the candles tips over, and the resulting failure to uphold the von Schweinstein anomaly causes you to undergo a temporal dislocation as you are sucked into the magical wonderland.
Thus, you enter Gensokyo as a little kid, perhaps seven or eight years old.
Which 2hu do you run to while desperately hoping not to run into a hungry Rumia or a bored Cirno?
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▶ No.51347
>>51344 (OP)
Either Yuuka cause best girl, or Keine/Iku.
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▶ No.51349 >>51350
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▶ No.51350 >>51388
>>51349
I can't believe I haven't seen this before but...
>Akyuu
>Yuuak
>Yuuka
This means something.
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▶ No.51388 >>51389 >>51392
>>51350
>Which 2hu do you run to while desperately hoping not to run into a hungry Rumia or a bored Cirno?
Either Yukari, Wriggle or Flandor
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▶ No.51389
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▶ No.51391
Often times when I dream I tend to be a kid again. In said dreams I also tend to possess various powers, like turning people to stone, flying and walking through walls. I'd say I'm set.
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▶ No.51392 >>51393
>>51388
>desperately hoping not to run into a hungry youkai
>Yukari, flandor
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▶ No.51393 >>51396
>>51392
>he doesn't want to dwell in the basement with flan
Though i guess yukari does "prey" on children :^)
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▶ No.51394 >>51401 >>51409
>>51344 (OP)
>You will either end up as
<her son and Chens brother
<her "son" and Chens stepfather
<her plaything when she goes to bed after a stressful day
<her food
You can only win
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▶ No.51396
>>51393
>Not wanting to live long enough to fuck all the 2hus.
Gay?
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▶ No.51399 >>51400
Raisins Udonge
Get her to beg Kaguneet to let me be a housemaid and then be pampered and spoilt by her at night.
fugg the rabbutt
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▶ No.51400
>>51399 (Checked)
This is it.
This is the closest you could get to the perfect life.
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▶ No.51401
>>51394
>wanting to be food
>not becoming a youkai magician
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▶ No.51402
>>51344 (OP)
Perhaps Marisa or Sanae.
Or just run as fast I can to human village.
If I won't have bad luck being teleported to Netherworld, Underworld or Moon.
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▶ No.51405 >>51406 >>51407 >>51408 >>51409
>implying they all won't kill you, torture you, eat you, or just leave you to your death for being an outsider
No /ss/ for you, only pain.
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▶ No.51406
>>51405
>kill you, torture you, eat you, or just leave you to your death.
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▶ No.51407
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▶ No.51408 >>51422 >>51726
>>51405
sure most of the youkai would but those who are sociable and those who are human or magician?
If you show interest in them and aren't acting like the common folk you have a good chance to pique some interest.
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▶ No.51409 >>51411 >>51422
>>51394
Now the interesting question would be if Ran actually would defend you when Yukari wants to nom you or to send you to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, but you manage to bury your head in Ran's chest and imitate Chen's soft cries of "Ran-shama" quickly enough.
>>51405
All edge aside, at least Keine would surely take care of you. As would Byakuren together with Ichirin. And Reimu/Marisa/Sanae would still have the courtesy to bring you to the human village at any rate.
Junko would also take you in, but that may not necessarily be a good thing.
And if you're suicidal, you could still try to get into Meiling's favor deep enough that she'll prevent Sakuya from serving you up for dinner or and Remilia from throwing you into Flandre's dungeon.
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▶ No.51411 >>51412
>>51409
Not him but are you sure she would do that? I mean, surely Meiling has by this point come to terms with Remilia killing and eating humans so I don't think she would stand against Sakuya trying to take you away you know?
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▶ No.51412
>>51411
That's why I suggested it for those with a suicidal nature. It's very unlikely to function, and for all we know Meiling herself might eat you by virtue of being a Youkai as well.
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▶ No.51422 >>51423 >>51428 >>51440 >>51455
>>51408
>sociable
They give you to Yukari or just leave you to fend for yourself you'll fail and die.
>Magician
Alice or Marisa would leave you in the woods to get eaten. Patchy would either give you to Sakuya to get chopped up or use you for experiments that would likely end in death and/or dismemberment.
>>51409
Keine won't take care of a little shit from outside. Enjoy getting booted out and left to die.
Byakuren together with Ichirin would just use you for sone sort of sacrifice or turn the other cheek as you get devoured.
Reimu/Marisa/Sanae won't give a shit and leave you in the woods to get eaten. No skin off their backs.
Meiling will break your legs the moment you get near her or the gate, then either eat you or give you to Sakuya to get chopped up.
No matter what happens, you die horribly. At least you can hope for a more or less quick death.
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▶ No.51423 >>51424
>>51422
Now you're just being edgy for the sake of being edgy. Keine in particular wouldn't just boot out a small kid.
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▶ No.51424 >>51428 >>51440
>>51423
The kid obviously doesn't belong. He looks like he's from outside. He can't speak a single word. He's going to become youkai food anyway. Just toss him out before you become attached.
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▶ No.51428 >>51437 >>51454
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▶ No.51437 >>51439
>>51428
Cheeky little shits like you get tossed in a hole and covered with a boulder.
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▶ No.51439 >>51453 >>51454
>>51437
Uh oh, looks like I made the little qt edgelord butt hurt.
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▶ No.51440 >>51449
>>51424
>>51422
I refuse to believe that Gensokyo is devoid of compassion.
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▶ No.51449 >>51450
>>51440
>implying it isn't
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▶ No.51450 >>51453
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▶ No.51453 >>51454 >>51475
>>51450
Just accept that everyone in Gensokyo is a cunt that'll treat you like shit or leave you to die. Except this fuck >>51439 >>51428 who gets shoved in a deep hole somewhere and isolated from everything,
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▶ No.51454 >>51456
>>51453
>Except this fuck >>51439 (You) >>51428 who gets shoved in a deep hole somewhere and isolated from everything.
>Still mad.
Heh.
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▶ No.51455 >>51457
>>51422
Everything you write is against canon. Play the games and read the print works.
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▶ No.51456
>>51454
Well since you get off on guro, the best thing to do is to leave you somewhere where nobody would touch you or even acknowledge you.
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▶ No.51457 >>51458
>>51455
>implying what I said isn't canon
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▶ No.51458 >>51475
>>51457
A lot of it is, for example even though I like bullying Meiling fags, "Meiling will break your legs the moment you get near her or the gate" is stated to be wrong. In official mangos it is even shown that Meiling routinely talks to people outside the gate. If you were going by Zun's original intent sure but he himself has changed his mind on Meiling to what is nw the canon.
>where nobody would touch you
>Tfw they have to touch me to push me in the hole.
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▶ No.51463 >>51465
Stop misusing the quote function.
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▶ No.51465
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▶ No.51466
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▶ No.51472
Edginess is like the opposite of taking it easy.
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▶ No.51475 >>51476
>>51453
>everyone
Not even in Berserk or 40K is every single person a cunt. So fuck off with your forced little edge party.
>>51458
She's also quite lazy, iirc. So long as you don't try to pass through, nothing happens.
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▶ No.51476 >>51478 >>51492
>>51475
>lazy
Oh yeah, I mean, her entire character is that she's a stereotypical Chinese person.
>So long as you don't try to pass through, nothing happens.
Actually I do wonder how good she really is at her job. I mean she's a stage 3 boss who is always napping and easily distracted. Is it really that hard to sneak in?
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▶ No.51478
>>51476
That depends if she is serious or not.
She gave me a little trouble with her last spellcard on normal.
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▶ No.51487 >>51490 >>51491 >>51492 >>51496 >>51603
I would run as fast as I could to Yuuka's house I bet she would keep me safe.
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▶ No.51490 >>51495
>>51487
yes, as plant fertilizer
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▶ No.51491
>>51487
She'd probably use you as a "play"mate for "danmaku".
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▶ No.51492 >>51494 >>51495 >>51507
>>51476
Meiling's incompetence is dramatically exaggerated in fancanon. It's no surprise that she fails when faced with Reimu or Marisa or technically are some of the strongest entities in Gensokyo, but she probably beats the everloving shit out of most other trespassers.
>>51487
Nay. The idea that poor Yuuka is just misunderstood and would willingly pull someone who actually shows kindness to her into a tight embrace certainly is heartwarming, but well...
>Genocide is just another game
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▶ No.51493 >>51494
>There are people who don't want a 24/7 edgefest.
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▶ No.51494 >>51496
>>51492
>Pretending that pc-98 is canon.
Anon pls, Yuuka is a good girl!
>>51493
>There are people who don't want a 24/7 masochistfest.
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▶ No.51495 >>51496
>>51490
>>51492
Rude.
Don't talk about my new mom that way she is a nice lady.
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▶ No.51496 >>51497 >>51499 >>51500
>>51487
>>51494
>>51495
>The stupid anon runs to Yuuka thinking she would be take him in.
>She sees him and smiles before calling him over.
>When he gets close, she cracks his skull open with a shovel.
>She then mulches the stupid anon and uses him as fertilizer for her plants.
>The end
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▶ No.51497 >>51501
>>51496
Edgelord pls, Yuuka's a good girl!
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▶ No.51499 >>51501
>>51496
Yuuka wouldn't do that she is kind.
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▶ No.51500 >>51502
>>51496
Who are you quoting?
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▶ No.51501 >>51505
>>51499
>>51497
You know damn well she'll do that. Hell, she'll kill you out if boredom. Maybe break your legs and leave you for some other youkai to eat.
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▶ No.51502 >>51505
>>51500
Go back to halfchan, you fucking faggot.
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▶ No.51505 >>51520
>>51501
>Maybe break your legs and leave you for some other youkai to eat.
Okay one, you use that a lot. Two, are you afraid that by saying that Yuuka will east us, masochist fairy will get a hard on and piss you off more? And three, YUUKA A GOOD GURL!
>>51502
Hey, leave Kana fag alone, only I can bully him.
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▶ No.51507 >>51509 >>51604
>>51492
From PMiSS:
"Hong Meiling
Threat level: Low
Human friendship level: Normal
Unlike other youkai, she does not specialize in a single ability, but is well-rounded. Because of that, she's not particularly strong compared to other youkai, but she has no blind spots when facing humans. Nor has she any particular weak point.
Countermeasures:
Since her meals are provided by the Scarlet Devil Mansion, she isn't a youkai to be feared at all. As long as you don't provoke her, she isn't dangerous. You should refrain from breaking through the gate, or sneaking through while she's sleeping. She'll attack you without mercy. But even if that happens, if you immediately apologize and retreat, she won't chase you. However, when it comes to extermination, things become extremely difficult. As a master of martial arts, she is highly proficient in battle, and doesn't have any apparent weak points. In other words, she may be a good opponent to test your skills."
So she really is weak (comparatively), really sleeps on duty, and really isn't eager to hurt anyone. She's the kind of girl who yells "HALT!" first, then hits you once to see if you repent, and only then brings the fury of Tai Chi. Alternatively, she straight out loses, and with what kind of visitors the mansion attracts, it's most likely "straight out loses" for poor Hong Meiling.
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▶ No.51509
>>51507
>it's most likely "straight out loses" for poor Hong Meiling.
Cute.
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▶ No.51520 >>51524 >>51540
>>51505
Cheeky little masochists get buried in a hole. Also, every girl is worst girl. Every firl will kill you gruesomely because they think it's fun.
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▶ No.51524 >>51532
>>51520
Wrong. The Lunarian princesses don't like killing because they're not uneducated barbarians like the humans and youkai in Gensokyo.
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▶ No.51532
>>51524
Oh they enjot killing. They just have the moon rabbits kill for them.
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▶ No.51540 >>51555
>>51520
>every girl is worst girl
Looks like one of the 2hu tore out your heart. Don't worry fairy, tell Yuuka and she'll mend your broken heart.
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▶ No.51555 >>51559 >>51565
>>51540
>Not automatically assuming everyone in Gensokyo would butcher you violently for fun.
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▶ No.51559 >>51565
>>51555
>Automatically assuming everyone in Gensokyo would butcher you violently for fun.
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▶ No.51565 >>51567 >>51568 >>51606
>>51555
>>51559
You are both too green.
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▶ No.51567 >>51571
>>51565
Shut up faggot. Go do at least something to make your family proud by killing yourself.
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▶ No.51568
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▶ No.51571
>>51567
Oh shit I nearly cut myself on that edge.
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▶ No.51603
>>51487
Eeeeyeah, no. Not unless you're a combat monster who can both entertain her and show no fear. At least, going by a play-by-post game from years ago. Seems she gets excited if someone can match her.
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▶ No.51604
>>51507
Solution: seduce the gate guardian by taking her flowers from her homeland while she sleeps. No, not to get in, just to win the guardian.
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▶ No.51606 >>51613
>>51565
>it's not easy being green
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▶ No.51613 >>51626 >>51636 >>51661
>>51606
For someone who no longer has proper legs, Tojiko surely has a nice behind.
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▶ No.51626 >>51636 >>51661 >>51702
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▶ No.51636 >>51661 >>51702
>>51613
>>51626
She has one of the best asses in touhou.
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▶ No.51661 >>51668 >>51671 >>51675 >>51683
>>51613
>>51626
>>51636
I want to slap that ass and see it shake before using it as a pillow and falling asleep from the comforting warmth and softness
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▶ No.51668
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▶ No.51671
>>51661
I wanna smell Tojiko's legs, ha ha.
Canonically, they should be warm as opposed tp the cold aura conventional ghosts have.
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▶ No.51675 >>51702
>>51661
I wish I could use her ass as a pillow and just as i get nice and comfy she force my face in her pussy and sit on me, suffocating me.
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▶ No.51683
>>51661
not much else to say besides the fact that I too wish to smack/and or lay upon tojiko's perfect heart-shaped ass-pillow
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▶ No.51702 >>51703 >>51704 >>51722
>>51626
>>51636
>>51675
I just hope she doesn't fart lightning. Or that her farts are ignited by lightning.
To get the thread back on track: Would you be an absolute madman and try to become the replacement kid for Junko? Or would Junko just use you as a projectile and throw you at Chang'e/Jouga?
Maybe you also could get Hecatia as a second mommy and Clownpi as your little sister? If nothing else, life in such a household surely would be interesting.
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▶ No.51703 >>51705
>>51702
>Back on track
NO, THIS IS A TOJIKO THREAD NOW.
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▶ No.51704 >>51711
>>51702
I want to BE Hecka-chan.
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▶ No.51705
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▶ No.51706 >>51716
Taoist Mima is best Mima.
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▶ No.51709
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▶ No.51711
>>51704
I wanna kiss Hecka-chan. ;)
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▶ No.51716 >>51718
>>51706
>that little Futo in the fourth pic
D'awwwww.
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▶ No.51718
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▶ No.51722 >>51723 >>51885
>>51702
I'd risk it for space mom
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▶ No.51723
>>51722
>Wanting to heal her broken heart.
People like you make me sick.
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▶ No.51726
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▶ No.51885
>>51722
But would she spend hours at a time pressing your head against her chest while stroking through your hair?
Would Junko drag you into her bad because you enter her room with a pillow pressed to your body because you had a terrible nightmare?
Would she break into tears if she would accidentally fall down, only to have a very concerned young kid blowing on her wounds so that the pain goes away?
Most importantly, would she let go of you once you reach the proper age, knowing that this is the sole way to ensure your happiness?
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▶ No.51983 >>51985 >>51989
If your portal to Gensokyo would see you crash-landing face-first into Yuuka's favorite flower patch, but your very first action would be to throw your small body against with a desperate cry of "Yuuka-sama", would the Flower Youkai kill your or embrace you?
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▶ No.51985
>>51983
Embrace before convincing you to play danmaku with her until you're too weak and tired to stand up. Then drag you home and rape your qt dick for fun.
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▶ No.51989 >>51992
>>51983
First slap in face and then kill. If slap just doesn't make instant kill.
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▶ No.51992 >>52001
>>51989
Haven't you heard the news fairy. Yuuka's a good girl. A very, very good girl.
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▶ No.52001 >>52010
>>51992
Not when you damage her flowers.
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▶ No.52010
>>52001
Don't worry fairy, you can "work" off that debt for her.
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▶ No.52064
I know! We'll ask Seiga to take us in! What's the worst that could happen?
Seiga is one of the few 2hus I unironically think would enjoy molesting a little boy as he struggles in vain.
She's probably feed you to Yoshika afterwards or do thinks worse than death to you once she gets bored of you, though
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▶ No.52723 >>52724 >>52729
"Pssst, hey kid. Come closer."
What happens next?
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▶ No.52724
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▶ No.52729 >>62311
>>52723
She gaps you into the kitchen of the SDM, where a smiling Sakuya already expects you.
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▶ No.55301
I bet Okina would also make for a adoring mother.
Assuming you don't mind being mindraped into a tool without free will, that is.
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▶ No.62299
How has nobody suggested the Moriya shrine? Kanako and Suwako already know how to handle children due to their time with a younger Sanae, and Sanae herself probably would be the best choice for someone from the outside world given that she also is a newcomer to Gensokyo.
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▶ No.62311 >>62314
>>52729
Does Sakuya feed you then?
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▶ No.62314 >>62445
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▶ No.62353 >>62367
Is there more to this thread besides /ss/, edge, and vore.
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▶ No.62357 >>62363 >>62367
Mokou, Nitori, or Junko would give you the best chances of survival.
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▶ No.62363 >>62365
>>62357
>Mokou
Would probably deliver you straight to Keine because she doesn't know how to deal with people (let alone people) but fair enough.
>Junko
Bad idea. That women is vengeance incarnate. In fact, calling her a woman, or even just "her" probably would be an overstatement given how much it has purified itself.
>Nitori
She's racist towards anything that isn't a Kappa, though. Not to speak of the entire "sucking our your shiroshit through your asshole" stuff.
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▶ No.62365 >>62471
>>62363
You think Junko would harm a 7-8 year old boy? She lost a son.
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▶ No.62367
>>62357
>Mokou
She would just give you to Keine and call it day. Keine would teach you Japanese.
>Junko
Too insane and unpredictable.
>Nitori
That's brb gensokyo. She probably would harvest soul/salt from your anus.
>>62353
No.
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▶ No.62445 >>62448 >>62451
>>62314
Maybe you'll get lucky and flan will make you a shota vampire.
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▶ No.62448 >>62451
>>62445
Become the beloved shota husband of the Scarlet sisters.
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▶ No.62451
>>62448
>>62445
We have any writefags here?
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▶ No.62471 >>62474
>>62365
To cheesy to write.
I'd offer to write something something about Remi playing with her meal by abusing it as a bedwarmer, though - given that she herself no longer produces body heat
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▶ No.62474 >>62482
>>62471
But I wanna read something lovey dovey.
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▶ No.62482 >>62490
>>62474
Ain't nothing more lovey dovey than Remi dropping her high and mighty act as she quietly asks a human boy to hold her really close. Not to speak of the moment when said boy wakes up early in the morning, sees his chance to sneak away, but promptly throws it out of the window or reasons he himself does not really understand yet.
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▶ No.62490
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▶ No.62680
>>51344 (OP)
A bored cirno might be willing to play "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
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▶ No.62971 >>63863
>>51344 (OP)
Reimu of course.
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▶ No.62972 >>62974
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▶ No.62974
>>62972
>he doesn't know about the von Schweinstein anomaly.
I bet you don't use salt in your pentagrams, either.
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▶ No.63582 >>63588
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▶ No.63588 >>63590
>>63582
So you want to be emergency food then?
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▶ No.63590 >>63598
>>63588
Mamizou doesn't eat people. Mamizou is for lovings. What is with all the vore fetishists on here.
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▶ No.63598 >>63605
>>63590
Just saying dude, with a meat-eating youkai you're emergency food at best. At least she won't eat you straight away like Rumia or the vampires
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▶ No.63605 >>63609 >>63612
>>63598
Vampires drain their livestock dry, the process takes some time.
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▶ No.63609
>>63605
The vampires have their own food supply anyway, they're more likely to play with you to death. But they wouldn't have any problem with tearing you apart if either of them felt like it. Doesn't change the fact you'd still be emergency food to a lot of them
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▶ No.63612 >>63617
>>63605
IIRC Flandre is only served "processed" humans (i.e., humans Sakuya butchered and prepared into meals), whereas Remilia does not fully drain humans of their blood, but they still die because they turn into braindead zombies which are as vulnerable to sunlight as she is (or at least Akyuu says so, but she's an unreliable narrator).
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▶ No.63617 >>63619 >>63621
>>63612
Humans won't turn from a bite that doesn't drain them dry. We're not dealing with werewolves.
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▶ No.63619 >>63621
>>63617
It says so in Perfect Memento in the Strictest Sense, though.
Which still may mean jackshit because the Youkai portrayed Akyuu to pain them scarier than they are. Would make sense, especially for a character like Remi
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▶ No.63621
>>63617
>>63619
I believe it was a slow process, in the original Dracula novel ; the victim being drained over multiple nights until death occurred. Maybe the curse takes time to stick.
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▶ No.63863 >>63864
>>62971
She'll kick you back into the real world though
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▶ No.63864
>>63863
Can she actually do that? I always thought that the only person who can sent people back through the barrier is Yukari (while others like Mamizou at least could enter into Gensokyo without her help)
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