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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.1253 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

If you're not familiar with Discordianism, you're probably wondering what the hell this board is all about, so I'm going to lay things straight so you can get your bearings amongst the confusion.

>What the fuck IS Discordianism?

Long story short, Discordianism is a religion that started in the early 60's based around the ancient Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, and Discord. Starting religions was a popular hobby back then, so a couple of guys got together, made their own holy text, passed it around, and many people had great fun with it.

>So what's it all about then?

You should probably read the Principia yourself, but the basic point is that Chaos is the ultimate creative power behind everything. Chaos consists of Order and Disorder, which may or may not be social constructs. There is no single message of importance to the Principia Discordia, but it is quite an enjoyable read. Any individual may feel free to interpret it in any way they wish. You may even ignore it altogether.

>Say, you're not trying to convert me, are you?

It differs per board owner, but I'd say yes, join the Society and find your sect. It's all up to you what you want to do. The Discordian Society is entirely decentralized, making it possible for you to make your own sect or join in on anothers' beliefs and projects. If you are curious to find out more about Discordianism, it is not advised to use the internet to do so, and certainly not the first or second thing you find on Google. This board is a place to discuss your findings.

>What is this "greyface" thing that you people keep going on about?

In the year 1166 BC, a man by the name of Greyface decided that life had to be seriously considered. From that point on, anyone which believes in the division of Disorder and Order within Chaos and chooses one over the other is regarded as bearing the Curse of Greyface. In reality there are no divisions in Chaos, you can't cut it in half like a pie. Within the Discordian Society there is however a lot of hypocrisy, thus POEE decided to put a positive spin on Chaos by dividing it Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2304

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 No.55 [Open thread]

Here are the two most amusing books Discordianism has to offer; The Principia Discordia describes and outlines the religion, and The Black Iron Prison describes the prison of 'self' in which all organisms necessarily exist.

These books and more can also be found at principiadiscordia.com. If you have any material you'd like to post here, please do!

Also connect to UnderNet through IRC and join the #bookz channel to find shitloads of books.

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 No.1807

File: 974470065f4d9a4⋯.pdf (2.37 MB,DiscordianMenace-64365518.pdf)

Educate yourself on the Discordian Menace! (It's much better than The Phantom Menace.)

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 No.2324 [Open thread]

The goddess of discord that appeared in greek mythology briefly hurt me once because i accidentally lied in the manner in which i prayed to her.

Anyways, i say to chaos magickians and to other people: teach me the best of what you know, and in exchange, i'll try to heal you in a time of need if you ever have one. It's a good deal so send me a message to sosalekashae@protonmail.com

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 No.1033 [Open thread]

This thread is for songs that may educate and enlighten, or contain profound wisdom. (There's gonna be a lot of Rush here.)

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 No.1913

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The anthem of the SubGenius?

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 No.1942

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This band. Fuck rush.

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 No.2264

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None of that here OP, I wish to share Discordian chords instead! The closest you will get without going to full-on noise.

This music is from John Stump who wrote 'Death Waltz'. Unfortunately, a Youtuber uploaded a Black MIDI of 'Brutal Last Sister Flandre S' (video related) but called it 'Death Waltz' so now people confuse the two.

A bunch of 14 asians performed Brutal Last Sister Flandre S live. It somewhat exemplifies the intertwined nature of order and disorder.

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 No.2265

File: 63d2c2f69810d1f⋯.gif (707.28 KB,872x1200,109:150,faeries-aire&death-waltz.gif)

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>>2264

Oh, apparently all the images get wiped when you embed videos... That last one was NOT from Stump. These are.

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 No.2323

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 No.2314 [Open thread]

As Rosanov says, men are crushed under the wardrobe.

Without lifting up the wardrobe it is impossible to deliver whole peoples from their endless and unbearable suffering. It is terrible that even one man should be crushed under such a weight: to want to breathe, and not to be able to.

The wardrobe rests on everybody, and everyone gets his inalienable share of suffering. And everybody tries to lift up the wardrobe, but not with the same conviction, not with the same energy. A curious, groaning civilization.

Thinkers ask themselves: “What? Men under the wardrobe? However did they get there?”

All the same, they got there.

And if someone comes along and proves, in the name of objectivity, that the burden can never be removed, each of his words adds to the weight of the wardrobe; that object which he means to describe with the universality of his ‘objective consciousness’.

And the whole Christian spirit is there, fondling suffering like a good dog, and handing out photographs of crushed (but smiling) men. “The rationality of the wardrobe is always the best!" proclaim the thousands of books published, every day, to be stacked in the wardrobe.

And all the while, everyone wants to breathe, and no-one can breathe, and many say, “We will breathe later," and most do not die, because they are already dead.

It is now or never.

-- some dude

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 No.2313 [Open thread]

dsfgshgfshmuiesertabxcvbrytqwryn mtdudfb xfd

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 No.2308 [Open thread]

this place is dead, come over to erischan.

https://erischan.org/

Doesn't have that annoying fucking disclaimer.

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 No.2312

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Someone said that there is a way to sign into a board without using an Icon, some help please? I deleted all my passwords and original doesn't work either.

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 No.2309 [Open thread]

All hail Discordia!

Also, also get rekted Grayface!

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 No.2310

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>>2309

This is my hood now.

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 No.2311

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>>2310

May the gods forgive me, but check'em.

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 No.2184 [Open thread]

I'm planning a trip to Eris

Anyone wanna come with?

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 No.2292

Eris is very far away.

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 No.2297

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I recently had a small revelation during a night time stroll.

As a child, I was told that I should pray upwards to God in heaven. Alas, we have searched the clouds and found nothing.

Now, I can know for a fact when I look up into the sky whether or not Eris is there above us.

It's beautiful, in a way.

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 No.2301

>>2297

It's nice to have certainty of the fact that there is an Eris out there when we look up out into space.

Then again you should never pray to Her, just commit your own ritual and hail Her.

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 No.2306

At the night she may be below earth

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 No.2307

Therefore I love the uncertainty of not knowing if Eris is up or above or beside me.

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 No.2272 [Open thread]

GRUAD DID NOTHING WRONG

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 No.2299

>>2298

I can't read but I'd definitely try and fuck the world over in large amounts if i didn't live in a country where owning guns is close to illegal.

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 No.2300

>>2299

If you need guns to fuck the world you lack creativity.

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 No.2302

>>2300

well I want to REALLY fuck it up

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 No.2303

>>2302

Then get REALLY creative.

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 No.2305

>>2303

I'll use a machete instead

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 No.2219 [Open thread]

brutalism is pretty cool

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 No.2227

Almost... Too cool...

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 No.2289

Wasn't that building used in the external shots of the OCP building in Robocop?

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 No.2291

>>2289

Yes.

Robocop was a good movie.

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 No.2036 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

In this thread people come up with ways to create CHAOS in their lives.

Method 1.

When a bus drives past you, throw it with your mobile device.

Method 2.

Tell all your friends you got locked up in a mental hospital and disappear for a month.

Method 3.

Find a new addiction. Preferably something non-addictive.

Method 4.

Print some missing-posters with your face.

Method 5.

Try a career in politicks

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 No.2280

>>2275

The greyfaceeler's cut only destroys the gemstone if it's flawed. Eris's attention will only kill you if you aren't Thinking For Yourself, Schmuck.

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 No.2281

>>2280

Ah, a new fordwilter! Ail Harris!

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 No.2282

>>2117

I can't find anything about this "αρχής Ἔρις" at all, but I'm very interested.

Eris deserves temples and a big following.

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 No.2283

>>2282

>I can't find anything about this "αρχής Ἔρις" at all

That's because I haven't written it yet.

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 No.2284

>>2283

WRITE IT! OR ELSE!

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 No.532 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Post something tangentially related to this picture. Then someone else posts something tangentially related to that picture, and so on. Let's see where this ends up.

Remember to write something too, to satisfy the r9k script.

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 No.2089

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 No.2248

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 No.2262

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>>1883

The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh. Let us not then speak ill of our generation, it is not any unhappier than its predecessors.

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 No.2263

>>2262

Stupid anime shit proves our generation is retarded.

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 No.2266

>>2263

Unlike the hippie generation amirite?

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 No.2251 [Open thread]

DE is a way of doing. It is a way of doing everything you do. DE simply means doing whatever you do in the easiest most relaxed way you can manage which is also the quickest and most efficient way, as you will find as you advance in DE.

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 No.2252

You can start right now tidying up your flat, moving furniture or books, washing dishes, making tea, sorting papers. Consider the weight of objects exactly how much force is needed to get the object from here to there. Consider its shape and texture and function where exactly does it belong. Use just the amount of force necessary to get the object from here to there. Don’t fumble, jerk, grab an object. Drop cool possessive fingers onto it like a gentle old cop making a soft arrest.

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 No.2253

Guide the dustpan lightly to the floor as if you were landing a plane. When you touch an object weigh it with your fingers, feel your fingers on the object, the skin, blood, muscles, tendons of you hand and arm. Consider these extensions of yourself as precision instruments to perform every movement smoothly and well.

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 No.2254

Handle objects with consideration and they will show you all their little tricks. Don’t tug or pull at a zipper. Guide the little metal teeth smoothly along feeling the sinuous ripples of cloth and flexible metal. Replacing the cap on a tube of toothpaste… (and this should always be done at once. Few things are worse than and uncapped tube, maladroitly squeezed, twisting up out of the bathroom glass drooling paste, unless it be a tube with the cap barbarously forced on all askew against the threads). Replacing the cap let the very tips of your fingers protrude beyond the cap contacting the end of the tube guiding the cap into place. Using your fingertips as a landing gear will enable you to drop any light object silently and surely into its place.

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 No.2189 [Open thread]

Fuck your shitty cult, you're a bunch of heretics and your goddess pads her chest. Repent of your faggotry and Aqua-sama might find it in her to forgive you.

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 No.2207

>>2203

You could get infected by a job

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 No.2240

>>2189

UR a whore, Aquachan was sucking me off for free the other night. Go cry into your drunk mother's padded chest, for my Goddess's chest is most bountiful.

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 No.2241

>>2203

Hail Eris! what a lucky roll, even if it isn't 2223 or 2233.

I GOT that sense for y'ah, high grade sensimilla, good price too. That way you don' got'ta make no sense yourself, just buy it. We live in a capitalist society, no reason you gotta make some'ting you don' wan'na.

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 No.2243

I just got banned from kohlchan for "cuck-posting". I was just a joke, a single setence before a wall of redpill on w*men.

and you'd expect the germs to enjoy cuckshit, stupid pedos

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 No.2244

Aqua is useless goddess, though she has a nice singing voice. Kazuma is probably an Eris cultist too, she's a nice good girl who cares about him.

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