/eris/ - Discordianism

You are REALITY watching itself masturbate

When one particle interacts with another it observes the other. Physical interactions between particles are in fact the only known way of making physical observations. As such, observation is inherently a symmetric action. You observing the reality around implies that that reality itself is observing you (masturbating.) However, there are strong physical limitations on particle interactions and observations. In particular, no particle not within your light cone of space (the space of particles that can reach you within the limits of the speed of light) can physically interact with or observe you. Logically, it therefore follows that no area of reality outside a light-year distance away from you can possibly have observed you masturbating until at least a year passes after you masturbating. So, while local areas around you such as the earth may be watching you masturbate there are vast amounts of space (perhaps infinite) that cannot watch you masturbate (at least not until vast amounts of time passes and you are dead.)

>>906

This Saturday, 2015/09/26 at 2020 UTC (1:20 pm Pacific, 4:20 pm Eastern), I will screen:

Special Feature

      • 2020 Antfarm Dickhole

Main Features

      • 2200 Santa Sangre

      • 0018 Gummo

      • 0202 A Serbian Film

      • 0356 Beyond the Darkness

      • 0545 I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

-=Program Ends 0734=-

including 15 minute breaks between all films. Credits and pre-movie splash screens will no longer be edited.

Where:

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

When:

Saturday, Saturday, 2015/09/26 at 2020 UTC (1:20 pm Pacific, 4:20 pm Eastern), though themed music will start at 1900 UTC (noon Pacific, 3 pm Eastern). 

Filling the chat with MST3K-style riffing and snarking about the films is not only allowed, it is expected.

The official thread can be found here: >>>/nacht/129

grim/ HORROR MOVIE NIGHT posted by n1x, 2015/10/09

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Greetings /eris/, >>>/grim/ here.

I wanted to extend an invitation to you to the first annual /grim/ Halloween horror movie marathon - a month-long bi-weekly triple feature streaming event in celebration of the most magical and spooky time of the year. I'm going to be streaming a total of 24 fucking movies this year, many of which I can confirm as being great because I've seen them myself, some that I am seeing for the first time.

This week we're starting off in the beginnings of horror, with the German Expressionist film movement and the classic Universal Studios films inspired by them:

German Expressionism: 10/9/15

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari - 20:00 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

Nosferatu - 21:30 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

Vampyr - 23:20 PST (UTC - 7:00)

Classic Universal Horror: 10/10/15

Dracula - 20:00 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

'''Frankenstein… - 21:40 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

The Black Cat - 22:05 PST (UTC - 7:00)

Check out this thread for the full schedule, and feel free to post suggestions for movies for the weeks following the next one (I still haven't decided entirely yet on what to stream for the 30th and 31st):

>>>/grim/320

Streams at: http://connectcast.tv/n1x_

Hope to see you there. Sorry for the short notice or if IPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Martyrs starting at 4:40 PDT (2340 UTC) on

http://connectcast.tv/n1x_

The program has been re-arranged severely to cram in both American horror and Foreign on the same night.

To me, he's a sainted madman.

Maybe not intentially Erisan, but still very much so.

And the Great Lord Chin Chin seems like he'd have fun with Eris…

He also makes great music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0

>>846

Because iisof good humor…

b0ss

I'll never be a member of a club that would have me.

>>312

What's wrong with pretending to be enlightened and trolling?

<he thinks discordianism is a religion

>>779

Not subtle enough guerrilla ontology, m8. It raised my mental defenses.

I got hold of a truly superb transfer of Brazil, so I'm picking that from among the tied-for-fourth candidates. Official announcement follows:

Saturday, 2015/08/08 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific or 6 pm Eastern), I will screen:

      • 2200 Fight Club

      • 0031 Donnie Darko

      • 0255 Inception

      • 0531 Brazil

-=0808 Program Repeats=-

      • 0807 Fight Club

      • 1038 Donnie Darko

      • 1302 Inception

      • 1538 Brazil

-=1800 Program Ends=-

including 15 minute breaks between all films. All credits will run completely, but at several times the normal speed when possible.

Where:

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

When:

Saturday, 2015/08/08 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific or 6 pm Eastern), though the music will start two hours prior to this.

Why:

I don't know any more, it's just fun.

The official thread can be found here: >>>/eris/686

Important note:

Due to griping from a lot of corners about how I'm pushing legitimate traffic off the board, or being off-topic in general, or the fact that I'm not in this to annoy people – or to take personal abuse from assholes – I will no longer be sending invitations to any boards unless at least one film is directly relevant to that board.

This message is going to all the boards I have been notifying, and only some of them have had objections. Some of those objections were polite and well-reasoned. Some weren't. A quick search of the thread to which this is posted will reveal which category you likely fall into.

If you want to keep up on the movie nights that I run, you'll have to add >>>/nacht/ to your browsing list and check it once in a while. Weekly would be sufficient, most likely.

The selection of movies this time around caught more crap from all directions than any previous list, primarily from people saying none of these were mindfucks. (How is Donnie Darko not one? I'm still not sure I entirely understand it.) Those same boards decided polls are plebeian. Yet if I'd chosen films entirely by myself, they'd just have a single target to focus their hatred on. That would be the only difference.

In any case, I won't plan another /eris/ night without considerably more participation from the crowd than a handful of votes. If you want another one, start having a discussion about what should be in it.