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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.570 [Open thread]

>MFW I convince another person to read Schrodingers Cat and/or The Illuminatus Trilogy

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 No.634

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 No.1138

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>>609

To Be Is Not To Be.

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 No.1147

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>>1138

I Yam Wat I Yam.

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 No.1170

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>>614

>Thought hinders awareness.

>mfw doing my best to not ever think at all.

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 No.1218

>>580

Yeah, better to give them acid I think.

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 No.1088 [Open thread]

Post if you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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 No.1112

>>1110

you can soberpost if you remember to sage.

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 No.1139

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>>1099

Nice Post, Dubs!

>er

Nice Dubs, Post!

>er umm

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 No.1151

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 No.1157

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 No.1168

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>mfw I have posted in this thread more than once

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 No.752 [Open thread]

Tell me about Eris, guys. Is she in the flesh? On a higher dimension? Or is she a concept, the representation of something semantic instead of existent?

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 No.769

>>767

More like creator. Eris made the demiurge as a sextoy.

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 No.810

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 No.850

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>Is she in the flesh?

Of course she's in the flesh. She's been around shaping your very childhood while under many disguises, using many voices, some who you wouldn't believe.

Everyone's who's looking for her have long heard her voice. When you were a child, she brought smiles on all of your faces with her silliness and you never even knew it. Of course I'm talking about "Tara"

She's a slick one, I tell ya. 'Course, I could be totally wrong, but that's my theory.

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 No.1164

Eris, like everything else you will conceive or experience, is in the flesh. Your flesh.

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 No.1166

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Eris is like an apple.

You are like a worm.

You figure it out.

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 No.389 [Open thread]

Just got directed here from /liberty/ and this is relevant to my interests,tell me is this a religion that ACTUALLY permits fun?
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 No.1012

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 No.1018

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 No.1142

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>>389

We don't need no stinkin' permission!

Discordianism is more like a movement that is still, attracting and repulsing all who continue asking for permission and permits. We willingly accept our bondage in the service of Freedom in the everlovin' arms, although it sometimes sure don't feel that way! of Eris, Goddess of Discord[spoiler]; and dancing with Her is where All the Fun IS!

O, and all the unfun too![/spoiler]

ENJOY!

>got anything better to do?

[spoiler]As far as Discordianism being a 'movement' goes… I mean that in every sense of the word… including centripetal movement, centrifugal movement, bowel movement…

>pic related. Fun Times!

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 No.1143

>>1142

>in b4 You don't know how to do spoilers right, dumbass newfag!

Maybe it's just past my bedtime and I'm on a tiny itty bitty piece of crap phone!

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 No.1148

>>1143

Our Lady of Entropy merely helped you compose your post, that's all. You should be honored.

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 No.1146 [Open thread]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.ccx

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 No.976 [Open thread]

It has been proposed that the present era of life on earth should be called the “Anthropocene” to reflect the human domination of our planet. However, an elegant, scientific-sounding term like “anthropocene” seems like a cop-out, a handy euphemism to hide exactly what kind of domination this is and what it’s doing to the planet. I propose that instead we call it the “Idiocene,” signifiying the “New Era of Idiots.” “Idiot” comes from the Greek word ἰδιώτης meaning both an incompetent person and a private citizen. “Idiocene” is the one precisely appropriate name for an era that is suicidally stupid and ecocidally privatizing. Would you like a simple definition of the Idiocene? You might remember the old joke about a robber who comes up to somebody on the street, pulls out a gun and says: “Your money or your life!” The victim pauses and then says “Can I have a moment to think it over?” That moment is the Idiocene.

Welcome to the Idiocene

It’s the Obliviocene

It’s the Distractocene

It’s the DontWorryBeHappyocene

It’s the ADHDocene

It’s the SpacedOutocene

It’s the Narcissocene

It’s the WhichWayIsUpocene

It’s the Amneseocene

It’s the

NoThereWhenYouGetThereocene

It’s the BlahBlahBlahocene

It’s the Idiocene

Welcome to the Idiocene

It’s the Comatosocene

It’s the DruggedOutocene

It’s the Wastedocene

It’s the FiddleWithYourIphoneWPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.977

It's all domination and games until they come to eat bits of you in your sleep.

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 No.1048

>>976

The world and the human condition are in absolute chaos. Much fun is there to be had. Stop griping, get your hands on some DMT and see the universe for what it really is

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 No.937 [Open thread]

^

I highly appreciate the philosophy and aesthetics, but every Discordian seems witty and fun and I'm a sad sack.

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 No.944

Fun is mandatory. Wit is not, but you can't hang around a bunch of smart-asses without picking up some of it yourself. Well, I suppose you can, but that would not be fun.

Remember, there's a fine line between stupid and, uh, clever.

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 No.949

The main thing here is that it has to sell, and before it's going to sell, people will have to take you seriously.

You have to take yourself seriously, but unlike the average loon, you need to make sure that they know that you're aware of it, because it was your idea in the first place.

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 No.953

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You're already a pope, you're good.

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 No.1011

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The whole religion is just for fun, brah. It's the CALVINBALL of religions.

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 No.1038

As long as you can take a joke, you'll be fine.

Alternatively, you might be interested in the Church of the SubGenius. They're pretty much lazy/underachieving-and-proud-of-it Discordians, so strange cleverness is not such a prominent feature of the culture.

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 No.11 [Open thread]

YOU ARE A POPE!
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 No.96

>>11
>implying popes even need to be literate
Stop setting the bar so high.
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 No.323

I don't want to be a Pope, does that mean I am still a Pope?
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 No.1023

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>>323

Yes.

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 No.1030

>>323

Just excommunicate yourself. Hell, excommunicate everybody if you like. I double-excommunicate myself twice on Tuesdays just for a change of pace.

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 No.1035

>>96

>implying he said that if you can't read it you aren't a Pope

If-then is not always if-and-only-if.

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 No.1028 [Open thread]

I'm new what's this

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 No.1008 [Open thread]

Come visit >>>/rel/ and discuss faith with those of other faiths or lack there of.

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 No.959 [Open thread]

Dropping some OC

>subject required

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 No.991

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 No.993

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This is good. We need more anime girls holding principia.

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 No.1005

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I missed the 999 get!

Oh well!

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 No.1006

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 No.1007

>>1006

duplicate posting is okay, based hotwheels

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 No.980 [Open thread]

I have been having lots of fun lately.

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 No.981

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Turns out /x/ isn't allowed to talk about the Illuminati anymore.

I think they have a cabbage among the moderators.

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 No.982

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>>981

Oops. I didn't mean to post #2 and #3, but they're still funny.

In other news Enlightenment and Buddhism is banned from /x/.

You may talk about pod casts, conspiracy theories, religion, David Bowie, things that aren't creepy or scary, you can spam complete gibberish if it's in base64 or binary, spiders are paranormal. No Illuminati. No Enlightenment.

Stay stupid foolish goyims. :^)

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 No.987

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You goofy motherfucker I figured it was one of us! Ha!

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 No.999

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 No.998 [Open thread]

#favorite-star:after {

position: relative !important;

right: 16px;

content: "Ⓚ";

visibility: visible !important;

}

You're welcome.

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 No.994 [Open thread]

Boruto has golden apple hair.

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 No.995

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4nord

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 No.996

>>995

fnordchan.org

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 No.997

test

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 No.992 [Open thread]

my mom can make a better board than you and she doesn't even know what 8chan is

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