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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

File: a230ec8c0950d2f⋯.gif (1021.54 KB,245x240,49:48,1485142085342.gif)

 No.1925 [Open thread]

le verbose irony

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File: ee17d5e51deeb7e⋯.jpeg (31.85 KB,480x480,1:1,cabbage_resized_1_1cb894e….jpeg)

 No.1811 [Open thread]

Remember your roots.

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 No.1836

File: dd7555ea2efef87⋯.jpg (10.32 KB,239x210,239:210,download (2).jpg)

>>1827

>Mediterranean people are probably the epitome of humanity.

>probably

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 No.1891

>>1827

>sweden

keked and wrecked

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 No.1892

>>1827

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it some asian hunter gatherers that discovered america?

P.S. North africa and middle east are also mediterraean, you gonna give them credit?

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 No.1898

>>1892

They actually just learned that all Native Americans share a common European ancestor. Meaning they migrated from Europe, albeit over thousands of years with plenty of interbreeding among asians.

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 No.1901

>>1898

And europeans descended from space as we all know. But can you guess who put them there?

Maya.

Checkmate!

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 No.1801 [Open thread]

Can we have a PDF thread? I've got few, but I need more.

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 No.1887

File: 808adb91f2d62e9⋯.jpg (2.39 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG_20190112_154945.jpg)

>>1886

ok, how far down?

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 No.1888

>>1887

Twelve exactly.

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 No.1889

File: 2ded09f0619ef00⋯.jpg (2.23 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG_20190112_154941.jpg)

>>1888

Ok, this is 12 on my screen

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 No.1890

File: ea3ae50ef809bbb⋯.jpg (616.17 KB,2334x1521,778:507,sheep.jpg)

Anyone wanna bet if the sheep gonna trample the poor fucker

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 No.1893

>>1890

Or the poor tramp is going to fuck the sheep.

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File: 26789001532b8d5⋯.jpg (120.66 KB,750x734,375:367,Dtw_2Z1WwAAZdMU.jpg orig.jpg)

 No.1779 [Open thread]

This board makes my head hurt.

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 No.1842

File: 4c788bcb40b29f7⋯.jpg (49.53 KB,500x610,50:61,ice man.jpg)

>>1796

This must be why rubbing menthol over my balls feels super.

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 No.1846

Have you ever seen your head? Considering that you really cannot trust mirrors.

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 No.1847

>>1846

I can see my nose, mouth and the edges of my eye sockets right now.

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 No.1856

I've seen parts of my face as well, aye, and felt my head with my hands, but how far can we trust these fickle things known as senses? They are, after all, smurfed through the human brain which is nothing if not nature's most consummate Lying Engine. It lies to itself, it lies to its user, it lies to others.

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 No.1882

>>1847

>mouth

you must have some serious DSLs

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 No.1503 [Open thread]

I'd like to point out that I established the Church of Chaos in at least 2010, and named my dog Eris.

It is not ok that discordianism STOLE MY IDEA

BEFORE

I even had it!

At least they got it rightish, i guess.

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 No.1858

>>1855

You don't get to define me, retard. enjoy your education.

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 No.1860

>>1854

See

>There can only be a spiral of entropy if god invents entropy for it to spiral into.

Seeing as how autistic people struggle with projecting themselves into others it's not surprising you can't put yourself in the perspective of a God.

>you've pissed me off with your constant attempts to define my Autistic reality

It's fine if you project autistic qualities onto a god, stop projecting your human point of view, too. That would imply, not I but IT would imply, you have a limited scope of mind.

>Argument

There is no argument because you still haven't provided any context outside of

>If God was an autistic human

While I provide the context specifically as

>If God was autistic

But you being autistic means you can't project your mindset to envision anything but your specific reality, so if you're autistic you wouldn't have a place in the argument, anyway, being incapable of even understanding the most basic premises. Or are you going to pretend that autism means you're hypersocial and able to understand every facet of perspective?

>Doesn't even understand the most basic principle of unbiased balance

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 No.1861

>>1858

Which is more likely, that the vast cosmic being that created the universe and everything in it just happens to have the same social developmental disability you have, or that when you commune with this being you are only seeing the facets that reflect what you are familiar with?

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 No.1873

Remember this my brethren and sistren, Thou Art God.

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 No.1879

This is now a thread for the discussion of the nature of entropy or chaos. Lemme tell you a story about entropy. You wake up one day, you're in a nightclub, just inside the door. The bouncer welcomes you, and tells you that the cover charge is the delivery of a bullet to your brainstem in about a week, maybe a little more, maybe a little less, or maybe whenever the management feels like it. You think that price is awfully steep, and ask the bouncer for directions to a less expensive place. The bouncer informs you there are no other places, literally, and even if there were there's no way to get there as there are no doors. That feeling you get as you hit the dancefloor, knowing the bullet will be coming but not knowing when? THAT is understanding of the true nature of chaos.

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 No.940 [Open thread]

Hi /eris/. Let's talk philosophy. The first thing I'd like to talk about involves the Cortical Homunculus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus

The brain is responsible for managing input from the body, but not all body parts are equally represented. The Cortical/ Sensory Homunculus is a visual representation of how sensitive each body part is to stimulation (how many nerves it has) and, as shown, the face and hands are disproportionately sensitive. Interestingly enough, our unique opposable thumb is one of the most over-represented parts of the body.

Because of this high sensitivity, we pay a large amount of conscious attention to these areas of the body. Much time is spend screwing up the face just so, or trying to figure out what to do with our hands when we're just standing around doing nothing. Our hands and faces are highly sensitive and we pay a high amount of attention to them.

What I would like to discuss is this: How are sensitivity and consciousness related? Why are we so sensitive and so conscious of these two very small regions?

Furthermore, is it beneficial for these areas to be so small and, likewise, for the physical "spread" of our consciousness to be small? Or is this merely because of the ease of physical defense of our sensitive faces with our adept hands? Would a human with a mouth on his chest, eyes nearer the top of head, and ears on his shoulders be less capable NOT because of physical effects, but because of the increased physical "spread" of his consciousness required? (Although consolidation of senses near the brain allows for high bandwidth and low response time, which is clearly beneficial)

What are your thoughts?

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 No.970

>>941

your etymology for into, include and inform are incorrect, which is why you're having confusion with them.

in- means literally "in/into" rather than "not" in these cases.

inform = into+forma; that is, to put a form/shape/memetic construct into your mind.

include = into+claudere, the Latin word for "to shut". that is, when you include something, you're "shutting it into" some grouping.

into is simply a weird contraction that exists because of how many different language groups English has played with. it's literally in+to.

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 No.984

File: 1453230943775.png (369.71 KB,4000x4397,4000:4397,Sensory_Homunculus.png)

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 No.1868

>>940

>How are sensitivity and consciousness related?

Are they related? Consciousness appears to be a function of the claustrum, perhaps acting as a sort of real-time interpreter of sensory data. Sensitivity, then, would be simply the proportionate volume of each data source the interpreter has to sort through in a given moment.

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 No.1870

>>970

>>941

We can really bullshit anything and its contrary, can't we?

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 No.1871

>>1870

Yes, but getting enough people to swallow that bullshit that it catches on is a different story.

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 No.1593 [Open thread]

hello all, I'm a reporter at https://dailycrusader.com. the editor-in-chief lets me write basically fnord anything, it goes through him for approval but he just checks grammar and spelling and shit, as long as it's not liberal fnord bullshit, it will pass the sniff fnord test. i guess what i'm fnord asking is what can i fnord write to summon up the maximum amount of discord? fnord pic related was pretty good and we want to kick up another fnord shitstorm

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 No.1693

File: ddad7bb0aeff6a9⋯.png (542.92 KB,500x572,125:143,ddad7bb0aeff6a98ea2f2090e5….png)

AD70 is back in style

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 No.1695

>>1693

Oy vey! Shut it down.

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 No.1862

File: f3046aeb47da462⋯.png (199.02 KB,400x665,80:133,1545687206430.png)

So guys I kept printing anti-Israel and anti-MSM stuff like was suggesting by my fellow Popes and Saints in here, and now the US is pulling out of Syria and AFG and maybe S Korea and the jews are fucking losing their minds.

Just wanted to say THANK YOU and HEIL ERIS!

https://www.dailycrusader.com/2018/12/israel-humiliated-trump-tweets-support-of-turkey-over-israel/

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 No.1863

File: 759d9c4eca93396⋯.jpg (476.71 KB,750x762,125:127,house-house-everywhere_o_2….jpg)

>>1862

Tbh fam, im digging your site more than Daily Stormer and I got a great laugh out of seeing pic related kevetch. All I want for Christmas is for Israel to over extend themselves when they increase their troop presence in Syria.

Keep up the good work, mein Bruder!

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 No.1864

I'm trying hard to keep it all as above board as possible while making the intentions clear enough. Not sperging out like TDS, although I do appreciate the Stormer lmao

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 No.1581 [Open thread]

Fire, ems, hazmat ready to go Q. FIRE WHEN READY, WWG1WGA!

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 No.1831

>>1628

What makes you think government ain't capable of pretending to be disorganized and in panic to lure its enemies to attack? Oldest trick in the book. One of the books at least.

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 No.1832

>>1604

The saint of deeply confused boomers

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 No.1835

>>1628

>DC is a singular entity

>Attesting to order

DC is a biploar split personality hydra constantly biting off it's own heads.

Q is fake and by far CICADA's worst fucking meme to date.

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 No.1839

>1835

>implying Q is even CICADA

Q is just a shared name, like Anon. It looks like no-one special is or was behind it.

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 No.1841

>>1839

t. CICADA

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 No.1735 [Open thread]

Fuck Pluto.

Hell even if Pluto has a slightly bigger diameter Eris is like 25% more massive anyways.

We should give Eris planet status and keep Pluto out.

This is what this place is about, right?

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 No.1759

File: 717a28b07f1dfe6⋯.png (128.17 KB,1740x428,435:107,''Pluto, you're RIPPED!''.png)

>>1735

Yes, this is the right board OP.

Hail Eris, still uninvited.

Why is it not called 'Discordia'? I assumed all the major celestial masses were named after Romanized gods?

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 No.1765

I waifu the planet

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 No.1768

to become a planet it doesnt only depend on size.

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 No.1771

File: 1c7be3917bddf00⋯.jpg (23.05 KB,450x357,150:119,laughing-teenager-stock-ph….jpg)

>>1768

So your mom isn't necessarily one?

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 No.1809

>>1771

That's a funny way to spell my penis.

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 No.1718 [Open thread]

Here ye my cabbages, here ye! Your Pope has made a decree! Post your Discordian memes itt to show your loyalty to our most beautiful Goddess!

Failure to do so will result in 10 thousand million years in t-rexcommunication; cut off from Eris' love!

Post your memes and you shall be absolved of

ALL

YOUR

SINS!

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 No.1721

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 No.1766

crossposting a few, mostly yours:

>>1565

>>1586

>>1570

>>1613

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 No.1781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

@ 1:13, naturally, one of my favorites.

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 No.1793

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File: 127c3e0a1658443⋯.png (1.25 MB,3829x3079,3829:3079,1284652__suggestive_artist….png)

Here's some of my favorite :)

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 No.1795

File: 28358eb8a9b46d6⋯.png (259.31 KB,480x480,1:1,phoca_thumb_l_006-gas-mask….png)

I have no fresh memes, but I like my sins unabsolved.

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 No.1756 [Open thread]

Some things need order and procedure to function effectively and smoothly. One such thing is the current expansion project at my workplace. My wife and I are in the process of buying the business from the old guy who owns it, let's call him Arthur.

Well, Arthur is wanting to get everything in place ready for when we take over, but is rushing into decisions without consulting us. I understand he doesn't have to tell us anything until our signatures are on the paper, but a 'heads up' that stuff is happening so I can get prepared is better than having to retroactively work around the ill-thought out rush-jobs with little to no notice…

We've just had a small addition to the store room built - would have been nice to have the floor concreted and the materials for the interior of the new area in place ready to use, but no. I will be carrying everything through the shop instead. Thanks, Arthur.

I also need to create (with a hammer) a doorway into the new part so we've been trying to reduce the amount of stock so there's less to move or cover, but Arthur keeps double-ordering stuff. As a result, I haven't been able to get close to that wall for two weeks…

Oh, and Arthur has arranged for a new chiller unit to be fitted this week, so everything else needs shuffling around to fit…

Eris, please get out of Arthur's head, or plant the idea that it's time for another holiday… I need to get stuff sorted, and Arthur chucking spanners is only making things harder.

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 No.1762

File: f8565efabeb1485⋯.png (154.73 KB,305x229,305:229,aarthur the ardvark.png)

Sounds like you need a little touch of discord with Arthur to sort things out. Eris helps those who help themselves and it seems she would gladly leave his head if you throw some polite conflict in there.

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 No.1772

>Eris, please get out of Arthur's head, or plant the idea that it's time for another holiday

It sounds like you might be praying here, and I feel it necessary to educate you in the possible dangers of this. From the Principia:

>Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words:

>No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently – and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.

That is not to say that one must never pray, only that caution is advised in such an endeavor.

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 No.1777

>>1762

Arthur is a maelstrom of discord atm. I know he has other things on his mind not related to work, and those things are having an indirect effect, just not on him.

>>1772

Not really a prayer, more like an anti-prayer, as i'm pleading for less of eris' influence, not more. He's a thoroughly decent bloke and I wish him no ill, hence the holiday suggestion.

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 No.1784

>>1777

Ah, there's your problem, you're asking politely. The bitch needs to be told from time to time. Asking politely is often treated as a suggestion.

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 No.1300 [Open thread]

Whenever I feel down, I just imagine myself standing near my local river. Looking upon the water, reminding me of my homeland and patron deity (Mars) as I turn around and walk around the plains. With every step I take, an wh*te skull cracks and shatters underneath my steel-clad MED feet.

I look upon the trees and savor the wh*te corpses hanging from them. Every single square meter has an wh*te dog executed one way or another. Whether they've been strung to branches or their heads impaled on spears. I salute my MED brothers, their healthy tanned, muscular bodies, adorned with trophies, decapitated heads of wh*tes who resisted the conquest.

With every passing moment, I savor the cries of the last wh*te women as they are COLONIZED, as they watch their children and husbands murdered. I smile as the last keeb crawls away from me, stuttering incomprehensible garbage with his rotten snowginger tongue. I imagine myself grinning as I obliterate his skull with a single punch from my MED hand. I open my eyes, and my day has been restored. Even if I won't experience this, my Med children, my Med brothers will.

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 No.1763

Dice rollRolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d4)

>>1757

>>1754

likewise.

the more sammiches, the funner the feast.

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 No.1767

Also sandwich typos to common words just to rile people up.

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 No.1769

>>1754

Or… I could just sandwich everything to the same word, confusing the original word entirely.

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 No.1770

File: 6bd5922fed6f468⋯.jpg (26.59 KB,400x151,400:151,1Bianco, Balak, Cromheecke….jpg)

>>1769

That would really sandwich the sandwich, but only sandwiches would sandwich sandwich sandwichly.

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 No.1775

>>1770

Well, that does it. We've got wordsmurfs from here on out.

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 No.1173 [Open thread]

How many dimensions does your personal ideal of Eris exist in?

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 No.1700

>>1173

Much like Monika, there is only Eris. So /ourgodess/ exists in all 11111 dimensions.

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 No.1713

>>1700

Like the Weeping Angels, an image of Eris is itself an incarnation of Eris.

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 No.1727

>>1380

How? Or better said, where. Where do I find tall girls to serve and worship my tiny manlet dick?

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 No.1732

>>1727

Have you been lifting and reading like we keep telling you?

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 No.1774

>>1732

Done since I was a kid, don't take the credit pluralize. Now, answer.

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File: a486c19f4c0a652⋯.png (2.52 MB,5221x8000,5221:8000,9600c00494af0c0efd68462b3e….png)

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 No.1742 [Open thread]

Eris is a good name. Especially if you like otherworldly tall busty catgirls with a great figure.

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 No.1743

File: 3fdd6571602bb17⋯.png (1.34 MB,2596x3000,649:750,ffa2169f60ae946ed9cfdab6d9….png)

Another example

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 No.1744

File: 3926b849daf153b⋯.gif (1.04 MB,320x180,16:9,392.gif)

She is a big girl.

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 No.1747

>>1742

Ehh, personally not my cup of pussy juice, but if Eris is a red headed cat girl to you, than be my guest friend.

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 No.1761

File: 6950722b9d4525d⋯.png (241.47 KB,343x431,343:431,Milkshakes is eternal, bor….png)

>>1742

I believe there are better Eris's and better cats >implying anime catgirls greater than Egyptian catgirls but you still have decent taste, opening post.

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 No.1773

File: 2c061b2661f6016⋯.jpg (110.7 KB,1920x1080,16:9,flat is shit, tall is the ….jpg)

File: 7b9b45ede13c63a⋯.png (406.73 KB,641x1280,641:1280,pokemon thic hips deliciou….png)

File: 0e9bd2d528ccf9e⋯.jpg (52.58 KB,735x661,735:661,kissing taller girl (2).jpg)

File: 845da04a91cb820⋯.png (417.37 KB,760x800,19:20,tall gf anime boobs pillow….png)

File: db95a4bc28d145f⋯.png (1.9 MB,1920x1032,80:43,taller girlfriend kiss lov….png)

>tall

MORE

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File: 118fa5e8edd9512⋯.jpg (87.86 KB,960x540,16:9,what is this.jpg)

 No.1232 [Open thread]

can somebody tell me what this is

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 No.1272

A yoni and lingam, respectively

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 No.1275

Sometimes a donut is just a donut.

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 No.1342

>>1245

As a computer scientist, I get that joke but you should still suck my dick discretely.

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 No.1726

a 960x540px portion of your monitor

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 No.1764

>>1245

As a cop I can't either.

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