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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

File: 8d157739d12662b⋯.png (19.37 KB,753x428,753:428,The absolute STATE of 8cha….png)

 No.1573 [Open thread]

itt r8 my ban h8 antipedos and b8 cp

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 No.1575

it's not at all well made or out of the ordinary. minus 7 out of 10.

as >>1574 said, eris would not approve of such predictable discource

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 No.1576

>>1573

0/10. Effort is important yet you seem to disregard it. I cannot see any way to give higher rating.

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 No.1577

-0.5/50

"the ban was boring and rather stupid, but OP is somewhat worse and similaarly needing of a ban." - fredrikk, my friend

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 No.1578

File: 86fe554a00fe2fe⋯.jpg (176.51 KB,1080x923,1080:923,heron.jpg)

You are not allowed to joke around. I learned it the hard way on /v/. I rate it 11/20 out of sympathy for a fellow jokester.

That said, your picture looks peculiar, OP. Almost like a recreation of a ban in MSPaint, which, if that is the case, makes me wonder why you wouldn't write a 20/20 ban instead.

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 No.1588

Certainly not good enough to rate it 9/11, but I'll give it 6/0.

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 No.1055 [Open thread]

Is this Eris incarnate or a corporate false prophet? Is there a true difference?

You guys think right– so what do you think? I'd like to think w/ you guys.

(Because I think human connection is good, and I think I'd call you humans but who knows)

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 No.1519

>>1058

>All prophets are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless

That used to be true, but then my company scored the Akashic copyright on 'the truth' and since them I am a prophet of god, who bloody well does what I tell her/hi/it or is in trouble.

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 No.1529

>>1453

This. She's a mere cipher. And her schtick is a piece of Titanic's performance art.

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 No.1533

>>1529

Isn't the point of the project that Poppy is a cipher though? That the entertainment industry takes people with pretty faces, hollows them out, and turns them into products?

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 No.1569

File: c223daf328b80ef⋯.jpg (107.39 KB,960x720,4:3,erisposting.jpg)

I >>1497 I

it would be extremely painfuI.

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 No.1580

>>1569

Thou art a cabbage of considerable size and fortitude.

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 No.1015 [Open thread]

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IGGY AZALEA OF DEAD BOARDS

She's so fancy, with her perfect Aussie accent while speaking, and her perfect Black American accent while singing. She has the big booty of a black girl, but the beautiful pure skin of a white girl. She is the yin yang, who is truly black and white in perfect unity.

By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:

>This board now belongs to Iggy Azalea and merely exists to discuss her and her alone

>Forget who you worshiped before, you worship Iggy now, she will be your sole Erisdess for infinity. If you have doubts, listen to her song Erisdess and understand

>You must praise her in all things. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Iggy Azalea now

Thank you, and may Iggy bless us all.

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 No.1016

>implying iggy's true form isn't discordia

>implying you haven't been rused by our goddess

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 No.1563

Iggy Azalea is so perfect

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 No.1564

File: bf3276ead16ded0⋯.jpg (764.79 KB,2664x4000,333:500,rp7fsw73na311.jpg)

Well, that's a stupid idea, but at least it's Azalea and not Pop…

I mean, how tf am I supposed to fap to pic related?

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 No.1571

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

I hereby propose the canonization of the aforementioned Iggy Azalea as the patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification.

A dice roll of 2 will confirm canonization, a roll of 1 will delay canonization until this topic is revived. A roll of 0 or less (imaginary, non-complex values included) will reject canonization permanently.

I immediately canonize her supporting crew collectively as the saints of dermatologically-induced revoltion and commercialized human degradation.

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 No.1572

>>1571

The canonization of the Iggy Azalea as patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification has officially been postponed until she is mentioned again, excluding replies to this canonization proposal.

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 No.1291 [Open thread]

Rise from your grave

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 No.1485

File: 215276af35d49df⋯.png (92.75 KB,201x161,201:161,nothing left.png)

Awaken my masters

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 No.1486

File: 11951785bc458cf⋯.webm (3.87 MB,640x360,16:9,ancient_finnish_battle_ri….webm)

>You have successfully summoned one finnish battlemaster from the sauna

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 No.1531

File: a68ce9b40d6dd8c⋯.jpg (188.31 KB,1300x1130,130:113,businessman-using-sledgeha….jpg)

It's too early. Come back tomorrow.

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 No.1556

>>1531

itll be early again tomorrow too

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 No.1561

>>1556

Are we condemned?

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 No.1052 [Open thread]

Let's party hard to jumpstart this creaky old board.

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 No.1210

File: 8ae01ac28a4f583⋯.webm (2.93 MB,640x360,16:9,8ae01ac28a4f58315f7abf163….webm)

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 No.1214

File: 5f9006b437dfd80⋯.gif (2.46 MB,300x180,5:3,partydancemarge.gif)

File: 615e1f119fd7461⋯.gif (1.46 MB,200x150,4:3,partydudes.gif)

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 No.1221

>>1210

If anyone saved the WebM that has gone missing, could you repost it pl0x?

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 No.1451

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Resurrecting this one too, let's party hard once again.

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 No.1558

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 No.1476 [Open thread]

I think my DHS/CIA sis (sociopath) and sociopath father sold me to #mkultra. I got harassed and stalked into going to Duke Emergency room where I got drugged and I believe implanted with Neuralink and an #orgasmatron nope it doesn't do that but it is painful, distressing, and prevents me from sleeping. Now Duke Energy blasts my house with #emf radiation. In the Duke psych ward, CIA patients tried to convince me to weigh 160lbs (aka lose 5 pounds as of then, Ive gained 8 more from stress since then), dye my hair blonde and basically tried to brainwash me to hate Trump. I think they were trying to get me to seduce Trump to "like save the country from Trump". Now Im tortured in my brain and down below 24/7. It's worse indoors but follows me where ever I go. Will Trump help me get the implants out if that's what Duke did to me??

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 No.1479

File: 25801a65a928fcd⋯.jpg (32.22 KB,495x632,495:632,Eris.jpg)

>>1476

Have you tried ending your subscription to this "DHS/CIA" service and asking for a refund?

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 No.1480

You should drink more apple juice and say your "Hail Eris!" prayers 5 times a day facing towards the antipode of Bavaria. That will clear up your problem.

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 No.1535

>>1476

You are a god. Why are you giving in to pain? Resist even if it kills you, then embrace your new form. Regardless the fate, bending your natural good chaos to their artificial evil order will lead to your ruin. Meditate when you may. Live has you seek. Follow your nature. You will be treated in the next life how you treat others now. Never let them destroy the love in your heart. May you live long and find the truth after deep meditation and subsequent sleep - you then will for a time leave your clay vessel if done well, then let your nature guide you. When you find peace in your chaos, then you'll know. A important wisdom is you feel pain, but your suffering from that pain is caused by bending to and heeding that pain your vessel feels, instead of following your nature and acting independent of the order that causes your pain. Pay no obedience to your pain - those who cause it and your vessel that feels it will one day pass into sand has a wave passes back into the ocean.

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 No.1537

>>1480

Seconding the apple juice, or regular organic apples.

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 No.71 [Open thread]

(picture unrelated…)

Anyway… so we are all popes.. but how many saints have you canonized?

I Cannonized myself as the patron saint of Stain removal after several miraculous achievements the greatest being the removal of a liquid latex stain on my favourite semi-ecchi-kinky anime t-shirt…

It took a few months and application of oil (sacred canola bought at the local store)
anyway I miraculously got rid of the stain leaving the garment perfect.. a true miricle!

So found any candidates for sainthood yourself?
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 No.1487

I have extensive anecdotal evidence that my friend Greg's blood can heal broken electronic equipment, and I therefore canonize him Saint Greg the Mechanico-sanguinite. Please pray to him when your computer is on the fritz.

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 No.1496

>>86

I hope he's alright these days.

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 No.1500

My wife is the patron saint of 'why can't you read my mind?'

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 No.1508

Maxwell Atoms, Patron Saint of Animation and Imagination.

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 No.1534

i canonise myself Saint Chronos Jr. as due to the timezone system i am almost a day in the future.

spoiler: Friday will be nice and calm outside.

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 No.1000 [Open thread]

Check em

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 No.1209

File: e10da821fd75128⋯.jpg (30.88 KB,500x385,100:77,1451442872313.jpg)

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 No.1213

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 No.1257

A spook, my man.

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 No.1258

>>1257

Welcome, Stirner.

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 No.1522

>>1113

What don't I say?

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 No.487 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

REVIVE

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 No.1457

File: cc82ca3c89d7010⋯.mp4 (6.84 MB,640x360,16:9,shits-fucked.mp4)

This thread's time has not come. What's it for? DubTeeEff images and educational info? Let's figure it out together!

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 No.1469

File: 86878d28e669806⋯.png (45.84 KB,376x401,376:401,eeeee.png)

You. Yes you. Open your goddamn eyes.

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 No.1471

>>1469

I am on a train. The daily commute to the city.

We are all addicted to our phones. I count three heads out of eighteen looking out a window. In rush hour it approaches zero.

Eyes need to be opened lest they fuse closed.

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 No.1473

File: e515fb3ddf73bdd⋯.jpg (56.6 KB,700x463,700:463,vWJtNE1.jpg)

>>1469

I haven't been in a train for a long time now. I haven't even seen a train lately. How long until I am finally free?

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 No.1474

>>1473

You have to find the one person in the world with the key to the Black Iron Prison. Once you do that, you're already free.

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 No.128 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Chaos
CHAOS NEVER DIED. Primordial uncarved block, sole worshipful monster, inert & spontaneous, more ultraviolet than any mythology (like the shadows before Babylon), the original undifferentiated oneness-of-being still radiates serene as the black pennants of Assassins, random & perpetually intoxicated.

Chaos comes before all principles of order & entropy, it's neither a god nor a maggot, its idiotic desires encompass & define every possible choreography, all meaningless aethers & phlogistons: its masks are crystallizations of its own facelessness, like clouds.

Everything in nature is perfectly real including consciousness, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Not only have the chains of the Law been broken, they never existed; demons never guarded the stars, the Empire never got started, Eros never grew a beard.

No, listen, what happened was this: they lied to you, sold you ideas of good & evil, gave you distrust of your body & shame for your prophethood of chaos, invented words of disgust for your molecular love, mesmerized you with inattention, bored you with civilization & all its usurious emotions.
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 No.734

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 No.759

i hate the look of modern society. you people happy being contemporary slaves of the banking regimes? from the sounds of it the satanic have every right to call you their sheeple and have elevated themselves above everyone else. i hate how a little bit of power tends to give someone the testosterone to think they are better then someone those dollors in your pocket arent going to save you from getting beat from an individual that has seen the demonic spirit that still exists in this form of these humans. they may play politics. i need people with somr brains to help build sophisticated technology. im not looking to kill but the bastards in power dont know how to rule nor do i l8ke the rule of their exploitation and pussy 9ut in the face of exploitatuon for some dollars. i wish not to see the face of a man who finds pleasure from exploiting others for their own pleasure. i will have a world with no borders, no discrimination, no prejudice, no social hierarchy, and no more killings in the name of religion by extremists, no more human trafficking and mostly no exploitation of the weak.

[EDIT: Posted three times in a row. Once is enough.]

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 No.1026

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>>759

Singh, choir.

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 No.1034

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>>759

underrated post

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 No.1463

It'd be a waste for all of this to stay in the caverns of 404. Back up with ye!

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 No.100 [Open thread]

Operation Mindfuck
Culture Jamming

Fellow cabbages,
I ran across a thread on Toynbee tiles ( >>>pol/1338582 https://archive.today/Hwvrx ) and immediately thought of Our Glorious Eris.

Since we don't already have an Operation Mindfuck thread, I figured I would make one.
Please discuss thoughts, initiatives, ideas, or anything else.
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 No.1025

No spitting - The Management

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 No.1132

File: 411e65e87268fdd⋯.jpeg (46.84 KB,347x462,347:462,image.jpeg)

My newborn niece, named Eris, says HI!

>pic related

Already getting started on her own Operation Mindfuck! The nurses call her Tiny Mighty!

Maybe She'll bring my brother around to the Goddess! What's really hilarious is that I talked his wife and him into naming their daughter Eris! They are hard-core Christians, but they thought it was a nice name.

Anyway, as far as family goes, my 15 yr old daughter likes turn cabbages into sauerkraut as much as I do! She was perusing principiadiscordia.com last night, reading memebombs, and she came up with a great idea for her Health class today! Her Health teacher uses one of those screens up front that she can post stuff from her phone, and students can post their thoughts from their phones, and it goes up on the screen. It's the only class where kids can use phones. First day of school some boy on the class posted, "I am secretly in love with my Health teacher". The teacher went around to everyone with a phone until she found the boy, then she humiliated him and warned the class to "Keep things serious."

My daughter doesn't have a phone, and she always acts very serious in class, so she will never be suspected of what she plans today!

She plans on posting the following two quotes on the screen, then hiding the phone (It's a burner I let her borrow):

"IN FIVE YEARS TIME YOU WILL BE DEAD, AND A STRANGER WITH YOUR MEMORIES WILL INHABIT YOUR BODY. DON'T WORRY, IN TEN YEARS THEY'LL BE DEAD TOO!"

>teacher will be looking around. So will everyone. She'll have to post the next one surreptitiously:

"WE SHOULD BE MORE SERIOUS ABOUT NOT TAKING SERIOUSNESS SERIOUSLY"

>phone quietly zipped in pocket of purse. Hilarity ensues.

She chose her own mode of action and her own quotes. She had an idea for Operation Mindfuck and she just did it!

>it's the little things we do.

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 No.1136

>>1132

This gives me hope for the future, that some of the population will survive the forces that seek to deaden human thought.

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 No.1172

File: 1d911b37476a891⋯.png (26.97 KB,140x136,35:34,Omnipotence.PNG)

>>1132

Lil' mishap in her memetic shenanigans was that she used already existing quotes rather than her own, if she created her own, she'd be exploring the magical concept of "thinking for herself"

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 No.1460

>>1172

Everybody's got to start somewhere.

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 No.600 [Open thread]

SIX OH OH

NUMBER OF THE ANTEATER

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 No.1388

File: ccf0bbac71b6d97⋯.jpg (259.62 KB,1600x1200,4:3,fivealive.jpg)

The power of five compels you!

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 No.1398

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>>645

That is downright impressive.

How did you do that?

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 No.1435

G.O.D. You + Me

Gomer Oz Dabar

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 No.1438

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>>1388

Now I'm reminded of /5/ from way back in the day.

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 No.1456

File: a21d70af1e53e14⋯.jpg (159.71 KB,960x717,320:239,Hey kid, wanna chao ∕ss∕ .jpg)

>>1398

It's not that hard when you notice order is a subset of disorder.

1456

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 No.1338 [Open thread]

Ave Discordia.

Beautiful Modess, may you recover a selection of the catalogued threads which have been lost?

I can return the blessing in the way of banners

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 No.1431

Anyone want to give me a rundown on how to merge threads? I'm not an experienced BO, I'm just some stupid asshole who put on a pair of work overalls and moved into the super's apartment.

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 No.1436

File: 13ec5a905d5d14e⋯.jpg (26.04 KB,480x320,3:2,1f4.jpg)

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 No.1437

>>1431

Is such a thing even possible?

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 No.1448

>>1437

Seems like it isn't so I just half-assed it.

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 No.1455

>>1437

I haven't done it on 8ch but my homechan does it fine. I assumed moving posts would be possible.

>I'm just some stupid asshole who put on a pair of work overalls and moved into the super's apartment.

You say that as if it's abnormal.

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 No.1403 [Open thread]

TBH, I don't understand these things yet. How can you make a machine like a human? What about the emotions? What about the smooth human motion? What about the Uncanny Valley?

I don't see how it can be done. Ever.

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 No.1417

/clang/ represent

XJ9, EVE

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 No.1422

How many /clang/fags are in here? It's nice to see familiar faces.

>>1417

GLaDOS

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 No.1440

who cares, as long as they at least somewhat resemble a female with a decent vagina. Fucking a masturbator feels 1000 times better than fapping with hand, and if it looks like a woman and has tits it's even better.

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 No.1443

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Number 5 is alive!

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 No.1452

>>1443

My favorite movie when I was a kid.

I've always wished to get stuck by lightning and become alive.

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 No.1439 [Open thread]

"Y" on Santa's hat

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 No.1442

A new Mario character?

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