I've been using an ouija board and have talked to demons 3 times. They say that they hate me but they're after the house more than they're after me. I asked them why I'm insane and they said something.."web". Am I caught in that web?? I told them to as

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Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 01:36:49 No.36855

I've been using an ouija board and have talked to demons 3 times.

They say that they hate me but they're after the house more than they're after me. I asked them why I'm insane and they said something.."web". Am I caught in that web?? I told them to ask me a question and they said "Do you sleep well at your grave". I asked them if they've seen god and they said nothing. I asked what they wish they were doing and they said nothing.

I know that they're demons and not ghosts because when I asked what they look like it said "demon".

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 03:37:36 No.36856

What's the point of this thread though? Are you just telling us about your experience or something?

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 03:58:46 No.36857

>>36856

I guess

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 15:03:19 No.36862

>>36855

>web

Well apparently whatever spirit you talked to through the board thinks you spend too much damn time on the internet.

>do you sleep well at your grave

Do you ever really leave your room? Wouldn't advise talking to demons but that may be some solid advice.

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 16:14:18 No.36863

>>36855

No OP, you are the demons.

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 17:40:56 No.36864

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>>36862

I didn't think about the word web that way. Yes it is true about the internet making me lose my mind, and I've lived in my room for a very long fucking time and can't go outside, so maybe that's what he meant by grave. Also I forgot to mention that when I used the board that time, he asked "what do you get when you die"

This morning I used it again and he said "I am the riddle".

Another question (I forgot what it was) he answered with "GURUGUHA" which I later googled and found out was the name of an indian poet..he said is in hell

When I asked "do you hate this room too", it quickly moved to "no". I asked what he likes about this room, and he quickly said "YOU". I guess he likes to see me rotting in here and having ocd compulsions

Mr Skellington 03/07/18 (Wed) 22:03:02 No.36865

>>36855

>web

Maybe he misspelled "weeb"

Mr Skellington 03/08/18 (Thu) 23:53:16 No.36879

>>36864

OP your misery is literally being used as a snack for demons. Go outside and make some friends, please.

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:30:22 No.36883

>>36865

>Maybe he misspelled "weeb"

this actually makes a lot of sense

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:36:16 No.36884

>>36855

Can you ask them two questions I write here please?

1"Were you born as demon or became a demon?"

2"Do you fear our almighty lord Jesus Christ?"

I would like to know some things, but Im too scared to try to make a direct contact with such a evil

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:07:24 No.36886

>>36884

they became a demon

and yes, they fear Christ. any fear you may have is dwarfed by a demon's fear of the Son of God.

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:28:33 No.36887

>>36886

Thanks. Also, why you haven't called exorcist yet? From what I heard from our schools priest demons can be pretty dangerous.

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:45:03 No.36888

>>36884

(I'm op) They didn't want to talk about God before so I think they want to now. I don't want to use the board anymore

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:20:05 No.36889

>>36888

>I don't want to use the board anymore

Probably a good idea

Mr Skellington 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:22:53 No.36891

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WEEGEE BOARD

Cryptoterrestrial 10/26/18 (Fri) 02:01:40 No.42486

>>36886

Actually years ago i did something like that, when you use cards for asking the future you are talking with demons and they fear Jesus Christ a lot, this is why a became a christian and why i stopped doing that stupidity, also witches may tell them what to show and what not, so if you are cursed dont expect proper answers from readings and the proper ones are still biased, they arent helping you, they are destroying you.

>>36887

This.

OP, repent, talk with a priest (a decent one) tell him what is happening and repent from your sins.

Cryptoterrestrial 10/26/18 (Fri) 11:18:26 No.42495

Ask them who their favorite k-on is.

Cryptoterrestrial 10/26/18 (Fri) 16:35:32 No.42499

>>36855

Ask them how to get a succubus loli. Or at least how to get a ghost blow job

Cryptoterrestrial 11/04/18 (Sun) 04:28:10 No.42803

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OP is kill.

Dark Elf 12/11/18 (Tue) 01:21:28 No.43540

I like to think that the only people who will talk to the paranormal anymore are autists like OP

Dark Elf 12/11/18 (Tue) 02:16:15 No.43544

>>43540

And only the autist ghosts/daemons will reply.

Dark Elf 12/11/18 (Tue) 13:15:33 No.43557

You know what do do OP, you must bully them with inane things. Try to convert them to Christianity, talk to them about jews, talk about anime with them, go nuts. What could go wrong?

Dark Elf 12/11/18 (Tue) 14:21:27 No.43559

I think they're in fact saying "You're a filthy weeb" insted.

Dark Elf 12/11/18 (Tue) 23:48:18 No.43577

I think the demons are giving you some good advice. They honestly feel bad, and want you to realize your problems are staying inside your room.

They even said they like you, but can't lose their demon credibility by being too nice.

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 00:10:42 No.43578

I tried to ask some demons myself and all I got back was this cryptic reply:

> C U C K I M E

There isn't even have a ">" on the board!

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 00:20:21 No.43579

>>43577

Agreed. Most demons are actually nice people and only act the way they do because our culture tries so hard to dictate what a 'true demon' should be like. It's important to realise that these negative stereotypes hurt demons as well as humans. Next time a demon tells you to kill your parents, instead of calling an exorcist, maybe try offering him your cat (it can also be another small animal) as a sacrifice to apologise for the systematic oppression that demons have been facing for literally thousands of years?

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 00:59:35 No.43580

>>43579

So much this. There are loads of small things we can do to uplift POD (People of Darkness) and one of those things is not alerting religious authorities that routinely discriminate against POD.

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 02:08:54 No.43583

>>43580

We could start by banning the D-word.

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 09:11:04 No.43589

>I asked them why I'm insane and they said something.."web"

Judging from your pic, the demon called you a weeb.

Metaphysical shitposting is real.

Dark Elf 12/12/18 (Wed) 11:33:01 No.43590

>>43583

Only for non-spiritual entitities, for some POD, the D-word has been reclaimed to be an empowering word rather than a slur.

Dark Elf 12/13/18 (Thu) 01:58:29 No.43623

>>36855

>I've been using an ouija board and have talked to demons 3 times.

What exactly led you to believe this wasn't an unbelievably stupid idea? The demons were most likely telling you that you were going to hell and gloating about that fact.

Do what >>42486 says and get to a decent priest.

There go my sides. Oh well.

Dark Elf 12/13/18 (Thu) 16:00:26 No.43645

>>36855

Ignore those punk ass bitches