me and my buddy figured this one out one night after a few beers and some RC psyches
she's pretty much a gangstalking-tier schizo - or maybe she's legitimate.
she keeps talking about a 'bad cop' that is fucking with her and makes people follow her and shit, she claims she's got a 'verichip' in her leg somewhere and it's sending messages to a large network of people that mess with her and try to get her put in psych wards / jail / set up situations for her to fail in life.
we think it might be legit because verichip is a real company that could theoretically make a tracking chip and at one point she had her windows undone and we keeps seeing the police drive by her house. she also gets sick a lot, could just be her filthy living conditions. or it could be some intricate network of spies fucking with her and conspiring to make her life a living hell
we also think she hears voices because the position she's in is common for people having intense psychedelic trips - natural way of sensory deprivation
she's been at this for years and brings flats of water in, piles them up by her door, and goes to sleep again. she sleeps all day, and rarely goes out - only to get water. i've never seen her eat and neither has my buddy, we think she still is normal enough to eat at restaurants when she goes on her water trips.
we originally thought it was viral marketing for verichip - like how that 'bobs game' bullshit was viral marketing for sims 3 but this has gone on far too long to be a stunt.
she's also kinda qt and i have a crush on her :^)