NEET is the new sexy.
Male pattern baldness cured just in time for it to become the latest fashion.
Unfortunate hairy men now desperate to induce MPB in themselves.
Tatty t-shirts and jeans the height of fashion. Overblown designers go bankrupt left and right.
Shaving and haircuts so last year.
Everyone gets taste, and stops liking stupid shit. Entertainment companies go bankrupt left and right.
Nano bots increase everyone's IQ by 20 points.
Matter replication and automation make most jobs obselete.
Race war prevented. Everyone comes to their senses, goes home, stays out of each other's hair.
Magic and the afterlife confirmed real.
Aliens confirmed real, and they're pretty cool.
China and India clean up their filthy countries.
Full body immersion VR perfected. Becomes the world's most addictive drug, but no one really minds.
My genius finally recognised, billionaire overnight. Have my pick of women, but mostly stick to my VR waifu.
Everyone who bullied me in school dead of mysterious causes.
Nintendo announces new F-Zero game.
Pollution solved. Don't worry about that.
Overpopulation solved. Not a problem, bro.
Idea guys now professional reality architects.
Contact made with parellel universes. Trade deals in negotiation.
No more democracy. That was a mistake. Based benevolent robots shall rule us.
Death and aging all but cured in human and animal alike.
The first televised conversation with the mushroom hivemind is broadcast live.
FTL travel solved with help from the mushrooms. We colonising space now.
God gives his approval. Wonders what took us so long.