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 No.33586

>be me

>10th day of holding off on jerking my weewee

>by the end of the month I should be putting my weewee into a succubus' cooter

>suddenly my door swings open

>tall shadow figure standing at my doorway

>this must be the succubus, brought in by the smell of my thick delicious cumsludge that i kept in my bawls for 10 days

>figure steps in with speed and strength worthy of a demon and slaps me, it's true that succubus knows their victims sexual tastes

>sexyfuggin train here i come

>I get my alpha face on

"hey nee-san, theres no need to get rowdy, ill give u what u want"

>turns out succubus was my dad

>he beat me the fuck up for staying up til 4 am reading succubus doujinshi on tsumino and thinking that a succubus will ever choose my crusty fat ass to feed their sexual needs

fucking normalfags reeeeeeeeeeeeee

 No.33587

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>>33586

>my face when I try to explain to my catholic grandmother what's a succubus

She hasn't treated me the same since then. I think she thinks I do drugs.


 No.33596

>>33587

Tell her this was a type of demon identified in the Bible and that you only know about it because you want to protect your virginity against them.


 No.33597

I'm sick of succubus cum tales




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