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Ancient aliens Reptilian Overlord 05/30/17 (Tue) 08:36:12 No.32646
One would think that there would be an Ancient Alien thread in this place, so let's start one
Reptilian Overlord 05/30/17 (Tue) 08:38:25 No.32647
by the way, don't make the same mistake my buddies and I did.
We started a drinking game for the Ancient Alien tv show. Whenever the narrator says, "Is it possible…" We have a shot. Serious alcohol poisoning by the first commercial break…
Reptilian Overlord 06/01/17 (Thu) 09:08:51 No.32692
I stopped watching that show after they said the ancient pharaohs were robots. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that AA exists, because they're popularising the idea that official history might be wrong and encouraging people to think outside the box, but I wish they took the subject a bit more seriously.
Reptilian Overlord 07/12/17 (Wed) 22:30:15 No.33562
>>32692
The problem is that they over-speculate, and a lot of those speculations overlap and/or contradict one another, and some are just plain silly.
I've always loved the maxim that the surest sign that there IS intelligent life in the universe is that it HASN'T contacted us.
Reptilian Overlord 07/13/17 (Thu) 06:55:36 No.33569
>>32646
Aliens do exist. Some are nice and some are assholes. The ones inhabiting this planet are the latter. Many aliens come and visit us subtley though I do not know why this planet is so important to both sides. Can anyone else elaborate on this?
Reptilian Overlord 07/13/17 (Thu) 07:37:51 No.33570
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>>33569
>aliens create man through genetic engineering
>aliens teach man how to be civilised
>aliens let man do whatever he wants
>thousands of years later
>'aliens are such assholes!'
Reptilian Overlord 07/14/17 (Fri) 03:42:13 No.33584
Because Earth women are HOT and EASY
Reptilian Overlord 07/14/17 (Fri) 04:06:07 No.33585
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How long until we get Alien gfs
Reptilian Overlord 07/14/17 (Fri) 11:46:15 No.33588
>>33584
Easy, sure. Hot? Heh… Alien women are hotter, the problem is that there are too few of them. Also, an alien guy can just pump and dump a human woman and not have to pay child support.
Reptilian Overlord 07/14/17 (Fri) 20:13:39 No.33591
>>33588
not really. A Gargazhel female's vagina is seven feet wide and lined with razor sharp teeth. No thank you!
Reptilian Overlord 07/14/17 (Fri) 23:27:49 No.33594
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Reptilian Overlord 07/15/17 (Sat) 21:41:38 No.33609
>>33594
I think the Japanese tentacled aliens material is hotter
Reptilian Overlord 07/16/17 (Sun) 05:19:55 No.33613
The Spaceships of the Prophet Ezekiel
http://www.spaceshipsofezekiel.com/html/josef-blumrich-article_by.html
Martian 12/25/17 (Mon) 00:20:03 No.35959
ayy lmao
Martian 12/26/17 (Tue) 23:23:07 No.35975
>tfw found the source and name of this vid, but it's only on websites that don't work with ad blockers
Feels bad.