HOLY SHMOLY, anyone been getting flashbacks to pathological liars trying to fool you into horrible things happening to you?
I can't believe some of the lies I remember people telling me and the things I heard them say to others.
>be in early elementary school
>special scientist doctor dentist lady comes TO the school as a "field trip" where we don't go anywhere
>woopdy fucking doo
>tells us all that our teeth are indestructible and cant break because of the enamel
>raise hand and ask "but then how do cavities happen?"
>literally ignores me and quickly says "next question!" really fast and picks someone else
>in the next few weeks every other kid in the class showing up with severe mouth injuries because they believed them and tried to eat rocks or something
>all the parents had to pay thousands of dollars to dentists to fix their busted fucking teeth
>wonder how I managed to avoid believing her
then
>later
>some plumber proffessional comes and tries to convince us that garbage disposals in kitchen sinks are totally safe because they are only designed to break up food and that your hand can't actually get cut up
>raise hand and has them why it can cut carrots but not fingers
>guy bullshits his way out of answering because I'm like 5-12 years old and they think I'm retarded
>thank god that nobody fell for it, nobody comes in missing fingers.
way later
>person tries to convince my friend that dna evidence only lasts a few minutes at crime scenes
>then tries to convince them that it's incredibly easy to commit murder and get away with it so that my friend they aren't interested in being criminals and the person was just trying to convince them how it would be so "easy" would do something stupid and be dumb enough to be more careless.
>friend tells the person they are retarded and can't believe that they aren't in jail yet
>person says "nope! never been caught! I'm a pro! trust me"
another way way later
>overhear some person talking to someone about sexual education related topics
>telling this other person who is worried about getting sick with something that "it's very rare to get HIV"
>"you would have to sleep with 90 people to get a 1% risk chance of getting HIV"
>"the chances of getting it are less than 1%" he says in the very next sentance
>the worried persons friend steps up and asks clearly upset with the guy "then why is HIV such a problem? why does it spread so easily?"
>at that moment the liar guy steps back and looks visibly nervous and chickens out making some half impossible to hear mumbled excuse and walks away REALLY fucking fast.
>the friend tells their friend "should I call 911?" but I guess they didn't. I was tempted to look up the non-emergency number and tell them so they could report the suspicious activity.
another I remembered from early on
>be really little
>everyone thinks I have severe mental problems
>have some, but really not justifiable for the way they are always treating me
>get treated like some kind of monster even though "hue hue OCD ADD"
>always dosing me up on prozac and ritalin and other drugs
>always have severe dry mouth, terrible headaches, eat very little food because no appetite, yet somehow extremely fat back then.
>constantly feel retarded and can't think straight. hell on earth.
>tell my psych/doc/therapist asshole "please let me get off all these drugs. I felt better before I was taking them."
>they tell me that I can't stop right away or I'll get hurt and need to slowly reduce my dosage over several years
>immediately think "this is bullshit, they just want me on them forever"
>beg and plead with them to reduce my dosage so I can ween off and feel better and just be free
>"okay anon we will do what makes you happy. just relax, whatever makes you feel good"
>leave the room and overhear them saying "Okay so we're going to increase the dosage of anons medication but put it into a smaller pill"
>instantly furious with seething rage
>go home and flush all pills and never take their damn drugs ever again
>feel much better in a week, much much better in a month, ate better, and got healthy
>never trust mental health "professionals" ever again