/x/ - Paranormal

Try banishing.

I've seen it too but I've never considered the idea that it could be something related to the astral realm. Do you have a link to those forums where you asked?

>>26465

Like a mind parasite or something?

Try visualizing killing it. Violently.

Take a shit load of benadryl and chat with the spiders to see what they want. Report back.

>>26465

>Forums I ask say its an astral parasite feeding on your chakra

Whenever some forum claims that, you can easily recognize it for one full of roleplayers and scammers.

Eastern spiritual systems use chakras in the system as a prescriptive, not descriptive element.

If the spider is some sort of thought form, parasite and whatnot, properly performed banishing and cleansing of your living space should deal with it. It may be also neurological issue.

Get some astral bug spray.

>>26465

I've seen it too, OP. My initial impression is usually that it's a spider, and then I think of the grister pasta, and then I'm spooked. It could easily be a physical entity scurrying around in an effort not to be seen, you know.

>>26465

Spiders are not parasites, they feed on them. I see one on occasion, and it seems to try to stay out of my waking vision for the same reason a normal spider would. I have never felt threatened by spider bro, and I assume s/he is just hanging out feeding off of the crap I attract from the other side.

>>26465

you have low choline in your diet; try eating eggs, especially before you go to bed and when you wake up.

spiders are a symptom of anticholinergic syndrome…not having enough choline can trigger some threshold effects of that.

I remember hearing of "wake up bugs" years ago on old /x/. Things like big spider crab-like creatures skulking about, and giant caterpillars hanging from ceilings.

>>26543

How do you banish properly? I only managed yo piss the thing off.

Seen it like three times - was a strange experience.

>>26503

That was the first thing I thought when I read the OP. DPH spiders are super spindly in my experiences

>>32237

What's DPH?

>>32243

Diphenhydramine is an antihistamine used to relieve symptoms of allergy– or if you take a bunch it makes you hallucinate. Shit makes you retarded though, dont do it. I always saw gigantic, but thin legged spiders that almost looked like they were made of water. they were a touch darker than the ceiling, but were transparent. I feel DPH breaks the boundaries between sleep and wakefulness, but alas, its for stupid teenagers and makes you retarded.