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File: 1447531063239.jpg (553.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hideokojima.jpg)

 No.19607

Hideo Kojima died earlier this year. He joins a long line of celebrities that have been replaced with biological lookalikes such as Vladimir Putin, Paul McCartney, Sylvester Stallone, Courteney Cox, Eminem, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Frank Sinatra, Bobcat Goldthwait, Eddie Murphy and Bob Dylan.

Why do you think Silent Hills was suddenly cancelled?

Why do you think MGS5 was rushed into release with strangely sub-par qualities?

Why do you think he just up and left Konami with no warning and seems to have cut ties with everyone?

Answer: He died. And the group of people responsible for human clones are currently working on a Kojima 2 as fast as they possibly can.

Just you wait. The next time Kojima announces a new game or makes a full public appearance, he will look, sound and act noticeably different. The MSM will chalk it up to aging.

Attached is a picture from 2 years ago, long before any of his weird turns of the past 20 months just to be on the safe side. Be sure to take in all the details and notice the next time he hits the headlines. I guarantee you the name tag may say 'Kojima', but it won't be him.

Post any other celebrity replacements in this thread.

 No.19610

File: 1447553506412.gif (5.41 MB, 480x292, 120:73, OP_is_a_faggot_Gaben_Editi….gif)

You might want to lay off the drugs OP


 No.19613

Nice theory there OP, too bad replacements of celebs with lookalikes aren't real.


 No.19621

>>19610

>>19613

Fakeo Kojima plz


 No.19624

>>19613

What about Miley whore?


 No.19627

Konami fired him because his blockbuster games were costing too much, and there's more money in pachinko machines and mobile now.


 No.19648

Miley Cyrus, Dennis Miller, Bernie Sanders, Phil Hendrie, Lupe Fiasco


 No.19677

its seems as though people think kojima is alive..

he did die earlier this year though correct?

i remember mourning his passing with the plebs on facebook. it was a big deal.

why is the internet saying he's still alive?

OP what the fuck is going on, is this another mandela effect?

are you trying to ruse me?


 No.19694

File: 1447944867881.gif (1.96 MB, 500x321, 500:321, eyesonthecross.gif)

sadly this is not completely unfathomable,,

i just wonder how they get the clones to age that fast????


 No.19695

OWEN WILSON.

he told me


 No.19696

>>19677

>Kojima

Nuh, uh, this year it was Iwata not Kojima who died


 No.19699

>>19696

iwata may have died,

but i remember mourning kojimas death a few months back.


 No.19701

>>19699

all gooks look the same


 No.19706

File: 1447996562280-0.jpg (53.81 KB, 300x211, 300:211, keith-richards.jpg)

File: 1447996562281-1.jpg (170.18 KB, 750x1157, 750:1157, Keith-Richards--35000.jpg)

File: 1447996562281-2.jpg (40.07 KB, 470x325, 94:65, keith richards manos.jpg)

and then you have Keith Richards….

not sure what to call this being, but it seems to enjoy entertaining us and itself at the same time..


 No.19729

>>19627

Is that how it happened? I assumed he wanted to distance himself from the mgs series to do other projects and the studio flipped their shit and spanked him.

I don't buy into this though. Influence is oftentimes greater after death, with greater means to manipulate.

For the record,I also believe this Mandela effect jazz to be a load of horseshit and either a product of role-playing or psychological dissonance.


 No.19735

>>19648

>lupe

What happened? Last i heard was when he got kicked out of somewhere for repeating verses from words i never said. Does he fall in like a good negro now?


 No.19754

>>19607

How else do you think they've been able to get away with pushing their agenda everywhere?

Phantom Pain is like an allegory to the conditions needed for a one world government.

He showed us the future in his previous work and had to be silenced before he could show us the near future.

Same with all the others you listed.

If they step off the party line, they get replaced.

No matter where I run, I see things out of place and it worries me.


 No.19790

File: 1448489408724.jpg (1.8 MB, 2560x2177, 2560:2177, 77_eminem-diff.jpg)

eminem died and got replaced

notice the different bone structure, hair line, ears, etc. also his rhymes got whack


 No.19798

>>19729

kek

Jewnami wanted to fuck MGS up for more shekels. Why do you think Horse Armor and costume DLC is in? Why do you think microtransactions are in the game? Why do you think an entire section of the game (Chapter 3, including Mission 51) was cut?


 No.20321

File: 1449610315996-0.jpg (15.79 KB, 320x320, 1:1, doppel.jpg)

File: 1449610315997-1.jpg (64.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cloned.jpg)

File: 1449610316010-2.jpg (48.89 KB, 500x383, 500:383, this_is_supposed_to_be_emi….jpg)

OP here, Berlin Wall of text coming up

>>19790

Eminem is by far the weirdest case out of all of them.

Whereas most celebs have 1 replacement in the middle of their career, maybe 2, Eminem seems to have had several ranging from very early on his career. From what I've been able to piece together from various sources including his own lyrics, this is his story:

>The real, original, Marshall Bruce Mathers III committed suicide by hanging in his original universe between October 17th, 1984 and October 16th, 1985. He re-emerged into our universe via quantum immortality, taking over the body of the previous Marshall Mathers, yet some of the original MM's personality and memories were retained, in effect causing two people to live in the same body. This is where Slim Shady originates from.

>MBMIII-2 was then active here until December 2000 when he left our world via a car crash which was chalked down as a hoax. Not so. And it wasn't an accident either. Look at the worldwide cover from the Marshall Mathers LP (not the one with the house, the dark one with him sat down in the distance) and tell me what is being depicted in that image. If you're stuck, watch the last few seconds of 'The Monster' music video from many years later.

They locked him away in a human-sized cage, possibly due to him finding out something he shouldn't have, and only consulted him for lyrics, letting a doppelganger take over for videos and a soundalike to start singing for his songs, from Chronic 2001 (What's The Difference has his MMLP voice; Forgot About Dre has his SSLP voice). In Stan you can differentiate the two singers extremely easily. Obviously, he, like many other sane human beings would, broke down and ended it all. The face he gives us on the album cover, although small, is one of pure fear and despair.

>The first true replacement came in during the Up in Smoke Tour in early 2001 and was reanimated from what was left of the dead body. Notice how 90% of the available footage from those events show him in a Jason mask? Something went wrong with the face and would take time to repair. In his later concerts from that tour, he takes the mask off occasionally. Maybe his facial skin was unnecessarily sensitive and exposure to air/light would cause it to bubble and/or peel off? This clone was partially organic, and died in 2006. He seemed to be semi-conscious about his purpose and knew he was going to die quickly due to the shortened lifespans of clones. This is why he wrote "When I'm Gone", among others. After this point there'd be 0% trace of the original Eminem in any iteration. He'd have to be trained from the very beginning, oblivious to the past.

>Meanwhile, a whole new clone was created for the film 8 Mile. I watched it a couple days ago, and there's no way this is the same Eminem from a couple years prior. It's a different beast altogether. Why the fuck they made two clones of the same person around the same time that looked completely different from each other is beyond me.

>From 2006 - 2007, a couple of human body doubles stepped in that had hardly a passing resemblance to either Eminem nor either of his 2001 clones. An unfinished clone sung a few demos.

2008 is where shit starts to get fucking crazy. I honestly can't pin it down accurately. The only thing I can say is I count at least 4 different humanesque clones from then until present. How many exactly is anyone's guess.

One theory I've come up with to try and explain this insanity is that like how a big-name Monster Truck such as Gravedigger or Bigfoot has multiple versions of itself active round the world at the same time, the same applied (and perhaps still applies) to Eminem. There was always more than one instance of him running around, probably from the very beginning of his relationship with Dr. Dre, who had to put his third album Detox (later Compton) on hold for a long-ass time, dedicating most of his waking hours to managing an Eminem factory.


 No.20322

And by the way, Kojima's story continues to unfold. That awards ceremony barred him. What for? We STILL have yet to see him publicly.

One of you anons do me a favor and post a pic of him from his next public appearance if I'm not present. Try and go for a high-res facial image with no emotion in particular.


 No.20332

>>20322

Japanese businessmen are famously petty and vindictive. As long as Konami have power over Kojima, they're going to be shits about it. I believe his contract with them is up this month however, so we will probably hear something from him soon.


 No.20340

>>19607

Proof or you're just autistic


 No.20352

>>20321

10/10


 No.20377

>>19699

fuck off with that mandela effect bullshit


 No.20545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The nose is the same…Help I'm confused…is it really him?


 No.20547

File: 1450271565458.png (1.59 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, clonehideo.png)


 No.20548

>>20547

Nope, that's Kojima alright. Bone structure and ears are the same.

Fuck, looking at his photos and his interview with Arino he really looks like Yukihiro Takahashi from Yellow Magic Orchestra.


 No.20549

File: 1450284567545.webm (1.14 MB, 852x480, 71:40, METALGEARSOLID V tPP.webm)

>>20548

NO IT IS NOT

=HE IS FAKE==

someone take µmeter accurate measurements


 No.20550

>>20549

Alright. Remember to not use photos/videos where he is too close to the camera. Try to take a source that has equal distance and angle. Different focal length on the camera lens distort facial structure.


 No.20552

>>20547

That's him. Same facial bone structure and voice.


 No.20553

The reasoning for him being fake based on games being canceled and leaving Konami is retarded.

Konami is turning its other stuff into Pachinko and as a whole has made a ton of anti consumer business decisions lately that have nothing to do with Kojima.

It's much more believable that Konami is just retarded.


 No.20563

>>20547

Maybe its just me, but something seems off about him, other than the beard obviously, maybe its just the mude that he's in


 No.20574

>>20563

Well he just got out of a company that was so bad team silent literally filed against them to the japanese government.


 No.20583

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>>19607

>Vladmir Putin

>Bobcat Goldthwait

I am not even going to bother insulting OP, because nothing I could write would do more damage than he is doing to himself.


 No.20587

File: 1450404217887.jpg (1.59 MB, 1529x1529, 1:1, 1449283197699.jpg)

You guys are something else.


 No.23625

>>19624

She's buried in the desert East of LA.


 No.24988

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Bump for the weird upbringing of movies starring a supposedly alive Samuel L Jackson after notice of his death last year… Like everyone thinks I am crazy but I distinctly remember having a conversation of his death and Pulp Fiction. I feel like I am the only one that really noticed this. ;;


 No.25528

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>>24988

He does look different now


 No.25556

>>19607

>Why do you think Silent Hills was suddenly cancelled?

>Why do you think MGS5 was rushed into release with strangely sub-par qualities?

>Why do you think he just up and left Konami with no warning and seems to have cut ties with everyone?

Because he is and always has been a hack and every project he leads is a moneysink.


 No.25572

Miley Cyrus. Does anyone have those caps from cuckchan where some anon was posting about how Miley had been killed and buried out in the desert and it had been on the news or something. Surely someone saved that shit.her death involved some Disney execs or something.


 No.25619

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I hope I don't get in trouble for posting this but it should be really obvious who this is. Can any of you figure it out?


 No.28769

What makes you think Putin is now an imposter?


 No.28770

>>28769

Who said Putin is an impostor?


 No.28777

>Why do you think Silent Hills was suddenly cancelled?

Unrecovered economy, gaming is has been in decline for years.

>Why do you think MGS5 was rushed into release with strangely sub-par qualities?

Konami needs the money.

>Why do you think he just up and left Konami with no warning and seems to have cut ties with everyone?

He's bored of making games. MGS can't keep extending the story, let it end.

My prediction is that he will become a movie director.

Spoiler: He loves movies.


 No.28779

>>28777

He already has his own company.

He is still making silent hills but its called death stranding now.

Konami isnt making games anymore and is investing in casinos. Kojima never had full control over mgs, mgs5 was marketed to ios ccentric Japanese market, konami's doing.

He left to go independent and make his own games and be his own boss.


 No.28787

Mel Gibson didn't get killed. Thank God!


 No.28789

>>28770

Nevermind, I'm an idiot. But yeah, where is the evidence?


 No.28811

Stephen Hawking, apparently. Check it out, the evidence seems pretty strong:

http://milesmathis.com/hawk3.pdf


 No.28813

>>28811

As crazy as it sounds, it's difficult to deny that the guys in those photos do look different. Not only is the new Hawking blonde, but his face is wider and even the shape of the skull is obviously different. It's incredible that they're getting away with it.


 No.28818

File: c210e30a125d01c⋯.jpg (42.85 KB, 720x439, 720:439, That's bullshit but I beli….jpg)

>>28811

It looked silly at first, but they do have a point about the teeth. They are different looking and no one implants bad looking teeth. The faces and ears look the same to me. They make creme for skin and dye for hair, so I'm somewhere in the middle with this one.

But like the idea that Shakespeare was not one person, but a penname for a group of people, a fake Hawking could be of great use to many people. A proxy scientist that pushes out work from shadowy scientists. He can even be turned into an idol, a tool celebrity icon, a science god. All the cool and smart kids will feed the living egregore without question until it's too late.

ILLUMGOETIAGEDDON


 No.28828

>>19694

I rarely get chills but this made me shit myself.


 No.28885

>>20321

Dude you're out of your fucking mind. Lol


 No.28892

>>19607

Dude Sinatra is dead for real. Did they replace his corpse?


 No.28899

>>19610

Gaben has been dead for quite some time as well.

The one in your picture is Gabe Newell 2: Episode 2


 No.29050

>>28899

Tbh When Gaben came on stage at TI6 for Dota last summer he looked and sounded like a guy who might drop dead at any moment.


 No.29356

>>28811

Holy shit


 No.34761

>>19607

How do I know you haven't died and been replaced?


 No.34842

File: fb6165ddbfd1217⋯.png (96.11 KB, 252x376, 63:94, COLONELCAMBELL.png)

>>19607

So did Del Toro.

>>28818

De Vere will reclaim the rightful throne of England after the current reptilian pretenders are unseated. The Pences will bring this about after the North American question is settled.


 No.35953

>>24988

Fuck off Mandela retard




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