4e9870 No.98072 [View All]
Onry two weeks away!
Who will win a chance to face THE BORE Brock Lesnar?
Who will will the (((HISTORIC))) Wymyn's Erimination Chamber?
Will Dwayne Johnson's fat cousin BREAK asska's streak?
Will something terrible happen since this will be in Las Vegas?
Will the preshow be all 205 Dive and irrelevant jobber match?
How quickly will Booley get wrecked in the chamber?
Will it be any good?
Will it at least be enjoyable shitposting time?
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4e9870 No.100024
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f8c1fa No.100025
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7cefcf No.100026
>Implying Jhon isn't getting ready for his match against Tana at the dome
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4e9870 No.100027
>hand is still bleeding
fugg
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6c548d No.100028
#4WrestlemaniaMainEventsInaRowBbygurl
Not even Cena has done this. Roan has eclipsed Cena, on his way to Hogan's level.
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dd55f0 No.100029
This whole PPV was nothing more than a shitty Ram episode.
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78b160 No.100030
>>100022
He needs portray himself as being up his own ass and against fans to truly be Hollywood.
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f8c1fa No.100031
>>100027
lmao nigger what did you do
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7cefcf No.100032
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b96ddf No.100033
>>99747
Tiny gooks don't put asses in seat brother HH
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4e9870 No.100034
>>100031
Tried to make a funny weebum for /wooo/ BREAKing a glass but it backfired.
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7cefcf No.100035
>>100034
And I'M the autistic one
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f8c1fa No.100036
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dd55f0 No.100037
>>100028
Yet dumb kids liked Hogan and Cena back then until Vince overdid it with Cena. Damn near everyone hates the living shit out of Ramen including the women who want to fuck a tattoo'd bad-ass. He sucks in the ring, is an ass-hole in the business, and is an ass-hole out of the ring. At least Cena his real personality with his slut fiance when he worked with Vince.
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f868ec No.100038
>>100018
Holy shit, I just realized I had a game running in the background playing sad music for John Cena.
I'M RETARDED
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4e9870 No.100040
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4e9870 No.100041
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f8c1fa No.100042
>>100037
>is an ass-hole out of the ring
he seems chill
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6c548d No.100043
>>99983
>two years later
Actually 3 years brother.
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bd2d79 No.100044
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4e9870 No.100045
>roman burying the jew
WEW NO LONGER ANTI-ROMAN NOW
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4e9870 No.100046
>>100045
Also I have no idea how that ended up in my /wooo/ folder but it finally has a use.
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9d5901 No.100047
>MAYBE IF I WANTED LEGAL ADVICE I'D TALK TO PAUL HEYMAN
what did he mean by this?
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4e9870 No.100048
>shield 2.0 BREAKs up because Dean's out and Roman/Seff have been fighting
>Roman teams up with Samoa Joe to form the Samoan Shoah Brothers
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dd55f0 No.100049
>>100045
>Everyone is pissed at Ramen, Vince
<Have him burn the bald sjw Jew after the PPV after Braun kicks his ass at the end
Sorry Vinny, but it doesn't work like that. Ramen is still hated.
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dd55f0 No.100050
Whatever happened to Afro Jew?
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4e9870 No.100051
>>100050
Fatty Owens made fun of him on a preshow. He might be SD preshow only.
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dd55f0 No.100052
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b96ddf No.100053
>>99894
That's called "X-Pac Heat"
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dd55f0 No.100054
>>100053
But people like seeing the Miz despite his shitty ring skills. Ramen is a better example of X-Pac heat.
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b96ddf No.100055
>>100054
Oh, I agree. As bad as the miz is, he's Mr Perfect compared to Roman. I'm just explain to this mark that we already have a term for what he was describing.
t. oldmark
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dd55f0 No.100056
>>100055
I'd also throw Jordan having X-Pac heat. Nothing is working for him even when the WWE said, "fuck it. No one is liking him." His heel stuff isn't working when guys like Kurt still treat him like a face, but everyone can't stand him.
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b96ddf No.100057
>>100056
I honestly can't say I fault teh Dubya dub for that one, though. They look at the average audience member, they look at the twatts, they look at the streamers, and what do they see?
That's right, Soyboy faggots.
So why wouldn't this arena full of hipster nu-males love this fucking mutt? It's almost like even when you pretend to like niggers, you still don't want to see niggers. Even half a nigger is too much.
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4e9870 No.100058
>>100057
How good would the product be if they went to this board to gauge interest and feedback instead?
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92d271 No.100060
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>>100058
Bo Dallas would be in Roman's position.
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dd55f0 No.100061
Maybe it's me, but I think crowd is starting to go more balls out in PPVs by chanting, "This is average/boring," or random shit like "50 cent" or "Rusev Day." They did it in Philly in the Rumble, but Vegas was way more aggressive. When someone else on a different show or a beachball are getting more pops than the wrestlers, this should tell Vince, Dunn, and Paul/Trips something is wrong.
>>100057
New Meme are annoying as fuck, but they have personalities. It's not their fault the WWE can't booking faces and heels. Jordan is just a shit wrestler with no skills. At least Botcha put a little effort into being likable before using Snoop Dogg, blm, and sjws to go somewhere, and she can actually play a decent heel. Jordan isn't wowing anyone as a heel or a face. They gave Titus and Apollo a chance, but nobody likes them (Not even Dana can save them). Alicia has no luck at all.
>>100058
They didn't listen to anyone bitching about Cena. They're not going to listen to a site like 8chan knowing how fucked up 8chan can be (Not to diss 8chan, but…you know…).
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b96ddf No.100062
>>100058
Mixed bag, some great ideas come from here, but there is also a resident booley fag. So we'd see AJ gas the entire gay community during the Bergen-Belsen Chamber, but we'd also have to deal with a tenfold increase in feet shots.
>>100061
Again, niggers normally don't get over. At best you'll get upper midcard talent like Booker T or Bobby Lashley, but mostly you'll get JTG's or Mabel's. The Rock being the exception to this rule, and he's only half a coon. No one likes niggers, not even other niggers (ex: Chicago, LA, Jew York)
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dd55f0 No.100063
>>100062
I liked Big E before New Meme went face. He can actually wrestle with Kofi and Xavier (Kofie improved too). The Usos used to take a lot of shit from people until they went heel and improved their ring skills (they need to cute down on the rapist thug shit though). Lashley and Booker had personalities and skills to back them up while they didn't piss Vince off too much. Alicia just keeps getting screwed over, but she can do something unlike Booley (I'm not an Alicia fag btw)
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b96ddf No.100064
>>100063
Honestly, if they just remade the Nation and had all these black wrestlers chimping and "muh raycyst"-ing, I'd watch every single week. Mark Henry was my favorite black wrestler a few years ago, cause he'd just scream at crackers while he worked them. That to me is bolieveability, and I can get behind that. But some happy go lucky, grinning "i'm your friend" face? Nah, that nigger would rob me of my shoes if he had the chance and a glock.
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96d7aa No.100066
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4e9870 No.100071
>>100061
>Not to diss 8chan, but…you know…
FUCK YOU
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7f95a8 No.100078
>Everyone's shitposting maggle ah love it
>>100066
Alexa's arm freaks me out. It always reminds of that time when she pretended it was BROKEN.
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04bdd4 No.100082
>>100078
Whats wrong with hyperflexibility?
I'm looking forward to selling standing armbars and hammerlocks like a motherfucker when I can get back in good enough shape to train again.
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96d7aa No.100087
>>100078
all those disarmers from lynch really took a toll
or all those handjobs amirite HAHOOH [smacks knee] yesserie comedy!
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f8c1fa No.100094
>>100058
>tv-14, maybe even tv-ma
>bo wyatt (or maybe just super bo)
>actual proper BROKEN matt
>road dogg fired
>booley buried even further *or maybe booked properly if such a thing is possible**
>bra and panties matches come back, maybe tits exposed if tv-ma
>rusev pushed
>braun strowman vs lesnar at WM
>roman finally is heel
>fashion files come back and breezango actually have matches and actually win sometimes, maybe even capturing the belts
>kevin dunn fired
>snek goes heel
>ascension rises as faces
>daniel bryan in ring return
>ziggler booked as more than just a guy who jobs to new nxt call ups maybe even heel shooter stable
>karl anderson allowed to do the gun stun
>AJ is allowed to call people faggots in his promos
>brock lesnar actually has to defend his title at more than just the big 4 (and loses to Strowman) or Bo
>talking smack returns
>mike and maria kannellis return in nxt where they both wrestle and they get over with help from their epic theme
>actual intergender matches
Some of these are just my own autistic fantasy shit though
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00a497 No.100096
>>100094
I approve of all except the last two. Few things I want to add:
>working relationship with NJPW formed
>once a year they put on a big cross-company show putting on crazy dream matches
>some feuds go on all year across brands
>Bullet Club officially in WWE, maybe other stables added later leading to a new era of stable wars
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00a497 No.100097
>>100096
One thing I forgot:
>Bullet Club eventually becomes BOllet Club when Bo is put over by both Balor and Styles before he begins his climb to the big title
>Bo main events Wrestlemania against Reigns and claims the new Unified Belt as he anointed the new face of the company.
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6c548d No.100098
>>99894
Fire all flippy midgets. Balor included
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6c548d No.100099
>>100096
>working relationship with NJPW
Recently the owner of NJPW said that he would like to make that happen. Too bad Vince won't go for it, HHH possibly would if he was in charge, at least with NXT if not the main roster.
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00a497 No.100154
>>100099
I love Vince but sometimes I wish he would die.
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