3cadea No.92513 [Last50 Posts]
SmackDown LIVE preview, Jan. 9, 2018: Is Styles ready for two challengers at the Royal Rumble?
A controversial ending to the match between WWE Champion AJ Styles and Sami Zayn saw Kevin Owens, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan get involved, and allowed Zayn to sneak away with a victory. When a frustrated Phenomenal One declared that he might as well face the two friends in a Handicap Match, Bryan liked the sound of that, so he made that exact match for the Royal Rumble event on the spot! How will Styles react to this unexpected decision? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network.
How will AJ Styles react to his Handicap Match at WWE Royal Rumble?
Last Tuesday, after FIVE YEARSing to Sami Zayn in controversial fashion during a battle that saw Kevin Owens, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan get involved, a frustrated AJ Styles lashed out, saying he may as well face Owens & Zayn in a Handicap Match.
Bryan, whose leadership has been called into question in recent weeks, took the WWE Champion literally, making a Handicap Match for the title on the spot for the Royal Rumble event on Jan. 28. The Phenomenal One seemed less than thrilled with the decision. How will Styles react to this predicament tonight on SmackDown LIVE?
>Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley clash in final U.S. Title Tournament First Round Match
The first round of the United States Championship Tournament comes to a close this week on SmackDown LIVE, as Zack Ryder clashes with Mojo Rawley in the final opening round showdown.
There’s no love lost between the former Hype Bros, after Rawley unceremoniously turned his back on Ryder and defeated him at WWE Clash of Champions. Long Island Iced Z wants to reclaim the star-spangled title and get payback on his former friend, while Rawley is looking to prove a point to Ryder, which he clearly stated in an intense video posted on Twitter Sunday night:
https://twitter.com/MojoRawleyWWE/status/950169580135178240
Mojo Rawley✔ @MojoRawleyWWE
Did you find your Killer Instinct yet @ZackRyder?
See you Tuesday, Partner.
<Becky Lynch returns to action against jewby riottt
Becky Lynch hasn't forgotten what The riottt Squad did to her during their first night on SmackDown LIVE. A vicious attack by jewby riottt, Liv Morgan & Sarah Logan put The Irish Lass-Kicker on the shelf for over a month to make a movie with The Miz. However, Becky’s back, and she’s out for retribution.
She’ll get her first crack at The riottt Squad on Tuesday night, when she battles riottt in one-on-one action. Lynch won’t be alone, though – she’ll have SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair and Naomi in her corner to counteract any meddling Morgan & Logan might be considering.
Will Becky Lynch get the payback she’s looking for, or will The riottt Squad continue to cause mayhem as the historic Women’s Royal Rumble Match draws near?
>tfw no smarkdown botcha equivalent to injure jewby riotttttttt in a house show
>Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable demand justice
Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable thought they had defeated The Usos and won the SmackDown Tag Team Titles last week. The referee counted three as Gable pinned Jimmy Uso, setting off a celebration. However, the official soon realized that neither Gable nor Jimmy were the legal Superstars in the battle, rendering his decision null and void, and he ordered the match to restart.
FIVE YEARS
The Usos stayed focused after the restart and walked out victorious with their titles in hand because 'FIVE YEARS dictates only the black panther party and the samoans that act black can ever have titles'.
However, Gable & Benjamin are not going away quietly following the controversial ending. WWE.com has learned that the two are “demanding justice” after last week’s battle. What exactly do the two mat wrestling masters have in mind?
>The Ascension Battle The Bludgeon Brothers
After saving their best friends from another bludgeoning at the hands of Harper & Rowan, The Ascension will get a crack at The Bludgeon Brothers this week on SmackDown LIVE.
Konnor & Viktor inadvertently fed their best friends, Tyler Breeze & Fandango, to the wolves over the past few weeks, volunteering them for rematches against the hammer-wielding monsters. After being saved from a beatdown by The Ascension, The Fashion Police showed Konnor & Viktor a great deal of gratitude, but said it was time for The Bludgeon Brothers to face someone their own size. With that, Breeze & Fandango went to Daniel Bryan and got The Ascension a match with Harper & Rowan this week.
Will the bludgeoning continue, or will Harper & Rowan go on a one-way trip to The Wasteland? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>inb4 another 5 second squash match
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eacc65 No.92517
guess who's gonna be lookin' real CUTE tonight
hint not jewby rito
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da65df No.92519
>>92513
Why you keep it up? Why do you keep calling jewby jewish when you KNOW that she isn't.
You low IQ motherfucker.
>>92517
>permanent naito eye
>cute
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c81c67 No.92521
>The Ascension Battle The Bludgeon Brothers
>Months of buildup
>Only squashes
>Mallet mates never even acknowledge everything that they supposedly did to breezango so there's no actual connection in this feud
>Fashion files is off tv
You know what would've been cool? If the ascension wanted to beat up the attack amigos to impress breezango, got squashed and breezango steped in and had an actual match with them. Five years.
>Inb4 ryder leaves too to become ingovernable with ziggy
>>92519
Looks fine to me man. Naito looks cute too. No homo.
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90f1dd No.92524
>>92519
Liv's eyes are fine. Meanwhile jewby looks like a bird.
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da65df No.92542
>>92521
>Calling another man cute
>>92524
And you look like an asshole to me, Liv can fuck off to NXT to get her eyes fixed.
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90f1dd No.92547
>>92542
>And you look like an asshole to me
How dare you. I look like Jesus.
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3cadea No.92548
>starts with a promo again
>and a reminder of FIVE YEARS writing where interfering with the ref somehow doesn't cause a DQ
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da65df No.92551
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da65df No.92554
AJ calling out the 5 years crew
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fee87c No.92555
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3cadea No.92556
>not starting Vince's theme as soon as KO says "no chance" and having Vince beat them both with a cane
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da65df No.92559
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3cadea No.92560
Daily reminder /wooo/ is featured in the official 8ch twitter account.
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3cadea No.92561
>jewby is getting destroyed by Becky
>inb4 this is the generic match booking style where whoever's strong at the start gets destroyed at the end
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da65df No.92562
>Full entrances when they're not even in the match
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3cadea No.92563
>>92562
Gotta maximize the amount of actual match time that's stuck in mini-picture mode for commercial time while talking about them being angry at the jewby squat.
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da65df No.92564
>>92563
She's not jewish, smart guy.
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3cadea No.92565
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da65df No.92566
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3cadea No.92567
>Becky is stuck with Sharia Zane
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3cadea No.92568
>assault allies vs ascension
>ascension intro happens during the commercial BREAK
Jobbing/squash match confirmed.
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3cadea No.92569
>the b show is such a colossal failure nobody even posts in the threads anymore
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fee87c No.92570
>>92569
To be fair, it's only the first hour. it does make me laugh tho.
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3cadea No.92573
>>92570
>first hour
>of two
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da65df No.92576
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3cadea No.92577
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3cadea No.92578
>they're doing the PPV "still shots" flashback for a regular weekly show
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da65df No.92579
>They gave Mojo Emmas font for his tron
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fee87c No.92580
>>92578
>>they're doing the PPV "still shots" flashback for a regular weekly show
What happened on that show?
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3cadea No.92581
>>92580
It was just the spot where hype bros got squashed matched by mallet mates, got a short interview, then Mojo hit Zack in the back.
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3cadea No.92583
>haich jr just stands there
>theme plays
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3cadea No.92585
>violent gore ad for anti-tobacco
Evisceration isn't PG-rated.
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fee87c No.92586
>>92581
That was fucking ages ago. I thought that feud ended. Also, how boring has Smackdown been when I was gone?
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da65df No.92587
>>92586
S-smackdown always wins..!
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b88d24 No.92588
>jericho still in the raw 25 preview
lmao
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3cadea No.92589
>>92586
Road Dogg and the rest of the FIVE YEARS crew don't have shit for stories for anybody but NEw Day, Jinder, Usos, and the two canadians. Why else do you think all they have for Bludgeon Brothers is 5 second squash matches with the same team for 3-4 weeks before moving on to the next team?
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da65df No.92590
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fee87c No.92591
>>92589
>FIVE YEARS
Explain this, I've been gone that long.
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3cadea No.92592
>all these sportsfags marks getting worked by a work
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da65df No.92593
>>92592
b-but muh real sports
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fee87c No.92594
>>92588
HE'LL BE BACK, I'M SURE OF IT
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3cadea No.92595
>>92591
Here's your own personal knowyourmeme article:
>anon good at fantasy booking looks at job listings for the WWE
>finds a listing for writers
>he's disqualified because the description requires FIVE YEARS of experience in the TV industry before you can even be considered to be a WWE writer
>FIVE YEARS of experience gets you the awful writing you see now
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90f1dd No.92596
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fee87c No.92597
>>92595
Aren't they just soap opera writers?
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da65df No.92598
>Randy's JUST hair keeps getting worse
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3cadea No.92599
Some aspiring OC maker could do something with that conveniently full-blue background in that segment.
>>92597
Sure but you need FIVE YEARS of experience that you can't get anywhere for that.
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90f1dd No.92600
>>92598
he just wants to go back
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3cadea No.92601
>breezango dropped the autistic selfie stick camera thing
<but their match outfits are gayer than ever
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ff9f93 No.92602
>>92601
>dropped the autism
<Kept the gay
Something has gone terribly terribly wrong
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90f1dd No.92603
>>92601
Giving Breeze short titghts was a mistake. Just like relegating Fashion Files to wwe.com which no one visits.
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3cadea No.92604
>Rusev forced to job out to the designated jobbers
FIVE YEARS
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90f1dd No.92605
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da65df No.92606
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/950907999928967168
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da65df No.92607
Even Livs twitter picture has the fucked up eyes
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b88d24 No.92608
>pyro's back
hey something good
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3cadea No.92609
>>92606
>being such a buried jobber that you get locked in a bathroom and have a drunk man with a 0-153 record film the experience
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3cadea No.92610
>>92609
Wait fuck I misread Curtis Axel as Curtis Hawkins.
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da65df No.92611
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3cadea No.92612
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90f1dd No.92613
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da65df No.92614
FUCKING TRAITOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fee87c No.92615
>>92614
Calm down, anon. He's not a champion.
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3cadea No.92616
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da65df No.92619
>>92618
>Big Injuries Cass
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3cadea No.92620
>Carmella has to work with the new gay
>not with Big Cass
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da65df No.92621
>Dana and Titus Worldwide
>Caramel and New Day
Someone really likes BLACKED
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3cadea No.92622
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3cadea No.92623
>2 commercial BREAKs in the main event
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da65df No.92624
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3cadea No.92626
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fee87c No.92627
>>92620
They apparently BROKE up.
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da65df No.92628
>>92627
>Ywn be Caramels boyfriend and massage her feet
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3cadea No.92629
>>92627
>BREAK up with guy because he gets injured
>do >>92624 next
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fee87c No.92633
>Shinsuke couldn't draw more than 73 posts
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eacc65 No.92635
didnt watch live wacthing the highlights on youtube but i found these
C U T E
When will Sarah and Liv btfo jewby and tag together?
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da65df No.92636
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eacc65 No.92638
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90f1dd No.92639
>>92638
hehe looks like she has an arm for a dick hehehehe
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b88d24 No.92645
>>92633
>tfw njpw house shows regularly get more posts than smackdown
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c81c67 No.92646
>Breezango finally gets a pin
>It's against the other team that I really want to succeed too
Y-you too wwe.
At least becky won a match. I'm sure she'll go back to jobbing soon enough though.
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8d3788 No.92653
>>92638
Mamma Mia it's the dreaded Futanari Armbar!
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7873c0 No.92654
>>92635
Liv just looks like a cheap knockoff of Bliss.
Sarah has her own thing going though, she's fine.
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3cadea No.92658
>>92646
Does Vince have something against Rusev? There has to be something behind a man who's so over he gets Rusev Day chants and the FIVE YEARS crew has to refer to my sims nobody watches and shitposts here to get the Rusev Day team name only to get buried every single match.
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9f946c No.92660
>>92658
>Does Vince have something against Rusev ?
He's married to Lana, that's what, Vince cannot accept the fact that a guy like Ru-Ru is banging Lana
That's it, it's just Vince being petty despite being a grown-ass old man
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c81c67 No.92665
>>92660
They tried to cuck him but failed hard.
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eacc65 No.92676
>>92654
>alexa bliss knockoff
Good enough for me.
Liv is like the lovechild of Bliss and Carmella
is that really a bad thing, tho?
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da65df No.92678
>>92676
Yeah we don't need more midgets
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