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We're back with issue #4, which is really #5 but welcome to comic books. The hack/crash/whatever killed the old thread so here's a fresh one.
To recap, this is the story of Seth Rollins turning heel, getting the title, hurting his knee with a dozen montages an issue while Hunter got more and more annoyed at Seth for not doing what he said and being weak. Last issue New Day broke into Seth's apartment and gave him a bunch of VHS tapes while stealing his food, inspiring Seth to new heights as everything gets sillier and sillier.
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177120 No.82360
Good job BREAKing Stonehenge dipshits.
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177120 No.82361
And the backup, with some much needed Becky love.
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71991d No.82363
>>82356
>Copying TDKR's icon cover for Roman
>Roman being a total hotheaded asshole
Kinda true to how he was in 2016 actually.
>Kids love him despite everybody loudly booing him in the previous issue
>Roman is indefinitely suspended by HHH, not because he BROKE the wellness policy like how it actually happened
It's like WWE saw how this guy wrote Roman as someone with flaws in the previous issue and got WWE creative themselves to shadow write this new issue.
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6cc206 No.82364
>>82361
that was perfect. Becky really is the most underappreciated wrestler currently in WWE
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71991d No.82365
>>82364
>the most underappreciated wrestler currently in WWE
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6cc206 No.82366
>>82365
that's what I said. don't wear it out.
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229acd No.82367
>>82361
>becky will never bear hug you
Why even live
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6cc206 No.82368
>>82367
because there's a very slim chance it might happen at some point
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03ed5b No.82371
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0ff054 No.87015
Issue #11 with more Big DAROOOAROOROORORO
We begin with Roman being pissy, so nothing new.
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0ff054 No.87016
SCOWL OFF!
And god dammit John, kayfabe!
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0ff054 No.87018
Cena and his fighting autism
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0ff054 No.87019
This got weird.
And yes, this is what real fight looks like. People doing their moves.
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0ff054 No.87020
Hunter got a fighting boner too so Roman is unsuspended, hooray! Another exciting issue of Roman being moody and accomplishing very little. Though I do kinda wanna see an issue or two of John Cena waxing lyrical about how great it is to drop guys on their heads, that'd be fun.
Moo.
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97ca34 No.87021
>>87015
Meh this week's was just boring, not as fun as the first issue, but not as bad as the 2nd one, but not really good either way.
>>87016
>Cena's face in these panels
Whoever was drawing wasn't even trying, the ones proceeding this had his face drawn better.
>>87018
>>87019
This all was just weird. I think it's some movie cliche, where the hotheaded protagonist just has to fight out with his wise elder who talks in riddles to help the protagonist overcome his anger. It was done so generically, what a bore. Also they were no selling everything, including their finishers, that sure riled me up.
>>87020
>Orton vs Rowan
That was just random.
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0ff054 No.87022
>>87021
It feels like Hopeless has a set number of issues to tell a story that should of taken two. The first Roman issue was a brilliant backstory of the universe cosmically booing one man. The next two have been some of the worst examples of decompressed story telling in modern comics. Nothing fucking happens.
I remember Warren Ellis saying that a single issue of a comic needs six story beats to keep a decent pace. This has three, Cena notices Roman's a dumb shit (a repeat of last issue where he at least BROKE Stonehenge), Cena talks to/fights Roman, Roman is unsuspended.
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97ca34 No.87046
>>87016
>>87018
>>87019
>Cena with a plain red t shirt
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69bf4a No.87054
>>87046
Like the artist was going to put in effort for this script.
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9bc817 No.90791
Good news! This is the blow off issue! Bad news! It's the same old shit! Just like WWE.
Terrible inner monologues and flashbacks for all. Even the artist couldn't be bothered to do the whole issue.
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9bc817 No.90792
I do like them driving around in their gear.
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9bc817 No.90793
Dean thinks wins and losses matter in WWE. He really is a lunatic.
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9bc817 No.90794
Oh look, we're coming full circle. What an amazing writer.
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9bc817 No.90795
Next issue? What? No this is supposed to it. Why? WHY
In all honesty I'm curious to see where this goes now, free of this boring shit.
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9bc817 No.90796
Oh and here's the Kane backup, which seems to be about a decade out of date.
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384555 No.90810
Meh this issue is not even worth a comment
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24eb6e No.90816
>>90796
>BIG RED MONSTER
Did they forget this was an official product and not a knock-off in another promo?
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c92ab5 No.92714
Well something interesting and outside the norm has appeared, a Royal Rumble comic with 4 different stories. I say interesting because look at that credits page, AJ Styles is writing himself in the main event. This will be important.
But we need to begin with Ric Flair as written by WWE Creative.
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c92ab5 No.92715
Where are the women? Where are the Rolexes? Why the fuck are they burying southern wrestling?
These are rhetorical, we know the answer.
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c92ab5 No.92716
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c92ab5 No.92717
Time for New Day, where we're going over Kofi's Rumble gimmick.
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c92ab5 No.92718
You either like New Day or you're sick of them, not much more to say. This was fine.
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c92ab5 No.92719
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c92ab5 No.92720
JAKE NO
Warrior huffing is a nice touch
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c92ab5 No.92721
This one was actually a lot of fun.
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c92ab5 No.92722
Time for the main event. Already we're burying how WWE treats people's pasts.
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c92ab5 No.92723
Cena acting like an egotistical lunatic while being drawn as ugly as possible. We even get some good brothering.
That's it, greatly varied quality but ultimately worthwhile.
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512887 No.92725
>>92722
>>92723
Now we just wait for "The Gay Community" reaction image edits.
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3c2b2d No.92754
>>92725
level 99 paint skills within 3 minute
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3c2b2d No.92755
>>92725
Oh fuck it, even if im awful in this i will still have my fun!
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0695e1 No.92756
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d4d099 No.92759
>>92755
f o l l o w t h e b a n n e r s
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3c2b2d No.92767
>>92759
I can't do it, dude! On that size the text too small, plus if i downgrade the quality to fit in the banner file size then the pic goes all-fucked-up.
It1s like Roman Reigns himself… you can't force it to work. Sorry…
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d4d099 No.92775
>>92767
f o l l o w t h e r o t a t i o n
if you seek it
it will come
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8a7158 No.93330
And now issue #13 of the main book, the RAM 25th anniversary special. It's kinda shit and has little to do with RAM for the most part, but we're doing it anyway.
Note once again the credits where Samoa Joe is writing himself.
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8a7158 No.93331
This isn't as exciting as AJ's was but we do get one piece of insight from it. They know to stay in NXT as long as possible.
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8a7158 No.93332
Here's the Daniel Bryan story. It makes you question why people would ever pay for this comic.
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8a7158 No.93333
It's like I'm really watching the match!
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8a7158 No.93334
Oh, missed a page. Luckily it doesn't matter.
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8a7158 No.93335
This one is actually kinda fun. The…. art, even adds to it.
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8a7158 No.93336
And the sad ending. How appropriate for this comic book.
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