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Need drawfags to draw us mascots | Rules

File: 054959bc837493f⋯.mp4 (2.25 MB,320x240,4:3,15 June 2019 Matt Taven ca….mp4)

d3fe7c No.144302

We should have a thread for discussing moments when announcers and commentators calling the matches say dumb shit that makes no sense.

I'll get the ball rolling for this one. Jeff Cobb is doing a stalled inverted hold before suplexing a guy (classic move, to disorient them so they aren't prepared to take the suplex) and announcer asks Cobb's upcoming opponent ROH Champ Matt Taven if he's prepared for that.

Taven makes a logical response: he trains on an inversion table for long periods, so this doesn't bother him.

Announcer then says "I don't think an inversion table is any match for a man with this strength"

Segway made no sense: Cobb isn't wrestling an inversion table, Cobb isn't lifting an inversion table. It's merely a training device used to get used to a stressful position.

This would be like if you asked a wrestler "could you lift this guy off your chest with your arms? He weighs 300 pounds!" and you respond "I bench a 400 pound barbell" and announcer says "I DONT THINK A BARBELL IS A MATCH FOR A MAN OF THIS STRENGTH"

This guy should be retired, get some ex-wrestlers to replace him, they tend to call matches much better and deserve the spot more.

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3aae97 No.144309

File: ac30bd01824ae61⋯.mp4 (5.88 MB,1280x720,16:9,WWE_ Booker T Funny Commen….mp4)

Booker T burying Ja[LOUD BOOING]an even even Jordan did nothing wrong. Was hilarious though and listening to Booker's commentary was the only reason to watch RAW in that period.

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3aae97 No.144310

>>144309

>Ja[LOUD BOOING]an

That nerdfilter is still in place? Heck Jordan's career seems basically over now due to his injury.

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4be9f6 No.144326

>>144309

Booker on comms was the best he was /ourvoice/

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682f26 No.144338

>>144310

Some old shit needed to be cleaned up.

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fa8274 No.144553

File: 9de878f01b7037f⋯.webm (2.18 MB,704x400,44:25,john cena lookin real jac….webm)

>>144309

Goddammit I miss Booker CTE on commentary

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9fff74 No.144556

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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d3fe7c No.144697

>>144556

*looks up Adamle on Wikipedia

>diagnosed with CTE-induced dementia which eventually forced his retirement

feels

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