[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / abc / b2 / choroy / dempart / freeb / sissy / trap / vichan ]

/v/ - Video Games

Vidya Gaems
Email
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


<BOARD RULES>
[ /agdg/ | Vidya Porn | Hentai Games | Retro Vidya | Contact ]

File: f03697370984d1f⋯.jpg (74.54 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0_0 (1).jpg)

23524d  No.16737664

it's 2013, ur off work/school and you just wanna spend some time on gta online. let's share our stories mates

23524d  No.16737673

File: 91cb0eaa93f8b23⋯.jpg (62.19 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0_0.jpg)


ad85e0  No.16737686

>GTA 5 is six years old


f15bfd  No.16737687

God remember when everyone was fucking hyped for this game and any voice of reason on the matter was disregarded as butthurt mustard race because the pc port was NEVER EVER going to be made?


a59e71  No.16737688

File: 6f4ac65b475fec5⋯.jpg (72.11 KB, 427x427, 1:1, 1563348485.jpg)


66af07  No.16737693

Never played it


c7e2db  No.16737700

File: f6b718f31a47bdc⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 384x384, 1:1, 1464097512645.gif)

>2013

>off school

GTA is a garbage series anyways. All of you dumb kids need to go HOME!


e82c4d  No.16737707

File: 91a44f55e01f96e⋯.jpg (23.88 KB, 288x252, 8:7, 91a44f55e01f96ed29e7a98b05….jpg)

>work/school

God I fucking hate summerniggers


71e678  No.16737716

>>16737664

I bet your favorite character is franklin.


7b15b5  No.16737723

File: c5a7d49164dc004⋯.jpg (121.29 KB, 620x388, 155:97, sshot0066.jpg)

I think around that time I was busy rockin' tib wars.


7ee564  No.16737725

File: 873d37d1310d8a9⋯.jpg (47.67 KB, 400x250, 8:5, 5a05e4b0e64f7.jpg)


cd6159  No.16737728

File: b2f9e001f37246c⋯.jpg (385.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mem.jpg)

File: ffffb5b3a50412f⋯.jpg (303.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sus.jpg)

GTAV is only bearable after modding all of the MCs into whatever you want them to besides the shit that Rockstar made.

>Playing multiplayer

>ever


715041  No.16737730

>>16737707

We are cursed. They will never leave, and as the years drag on they will replace us.


9cf900  No.16737742

Shit thread shit game

coincidinkle?


7ee564  No.16737744

File: 8f9ea9e7f8be5fe⋯.png (10.61 KB, 640x400, 8:5, Time to shitpost.png)


26261c  No.16737751

File: 2998ade24d10faa⋯.jpg (78.66 KB, 480x360, 4:3, videoplayback.jpg)

>cuckstar have been milking GTA Online for over half a decade


4c6fab  No.16737763

>>16737728

Huch is that you?


8046c5  No.16737818

File: c8c64cd3aed0ae3⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 419x387, 419:387, reaction bad sad bad.jpg)

It was always a shit game. My one buddy liked to call it petty theft auto and still does, what the fuck is the point of putting million dollar cars in the game without being able to steal them? Regardless, the game eventually became unbridled cancer even for blind retards like me with the addition of militarized vehicles and went downhill from there when pvp niggers bought flying motorcycles lock-on missiles to pad their k/d stat, which made every freemode lobby a chore to goof off in.

I haven't touched it in over a year and a half but my normalfag friends keep wanting to go back for old times sake, but I can't have fun in it anymore, not in its current state. I had tons of fun putting a tank on a building with some buddies, putting a bounty on them, and trying to defend the bounty from randoms with the tank for as long as possible. If you try that today, some whale will orbital strike the building for about $2 million just to spite you. If not, they just call in their personal fighter jet and strafe you with an explosive cannon.

Last I played I was in the 260's and had roughly 1000 hours online. GTAO was my autistic getaway for several years after TF2 became so bloated it refused to run above 25 fps on my old, tired i3 laptop with integrated graphics.


d0b68d  No.16737827

Isn't a selfie just a sad admission you have no friends to take a picture of you with something for you?


4445cb  No.16737858

>>16737827

A sad admission that you have no friends and no tripod.


4c6fab  No.16737866


cd6159  No.16737877

>>16737763

…Note to self: use screenshots with different mods next time.

If you want talk, try somewhere else that isn't this thread.

On the topic of GTAV modding it's amazing how after years of being out for PC there's still barely any mods for it outside of AVENGERS THOR REPLACES TREVOR or NIKE AIR JORDANS SHOES FOR FRANKLIN.

Apparently you have to be really talented with modding to know how import models to it and yet that's the only kind of shit that gets made for it.


4c6fab  No.16737890

>>16737877

Theres also been attempts to make private servers, but aside from just making them dedicated they really offer no real changes other than playing specific animations akin to gmod. No sandbox, no fixed mechanics, nada. The game can be fleshed out further and even downright fixed with some tweaks but instead they'd rather sit with their thumbs up their asses.


dd2885  No.16737905

File: 39c75cd371496fd⋯.jpg (291.62 KB, 823x1054, 823:1054, GTAO1.jpg)

>>16737664

I still regularly play GTAO.

Even though most of my crew stopped playing ages ago, I still have one other friend who still likes to join me for shenanigans.

One of my crew decided to rain money for everyone, so we all got to play and enjoy all of the content without that Shark card faggotry. We'd probably have quit ages ago otherwise.

2019, still sitting on about $900m. I still like to freeroam and help people run their missions and supplies though. Don't know why, but GTA is way more fun for me when helping other dudes run their things than it is for me to do my own shit.


f93ffe  No.16737937

I play now and then, but without friends I can only stomach an hour or two every three days.

>hardest part of normal heists are getting 4 people to stay in a lobby

>freeroam is full of retards on flying Wal-Mart scooters

>a grind so shitty cheating isn't even a grey area argument


4c6fab  No.16737966

File: 67e59b89192e9a8⋯.jpg (293.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, horsing around.jpg)

>>16737937

I have more fun throwing crap in front of the train and watching how the model crumples than fighting with the heavy sniper tryhards who swoop in on jets specifically to start death matches with random people. There is so much unused content thats impossible to enjoy because people would rather blow each other up for K/D. Its honestly criminal how underutilized a vast majority of mechanics and activities are because everyone seems to be an ADHD riddled 12 year old.


6732dc  No.16737968

>>>/b2/

no seriously, this is a thread OP just copied from /b2/, saw it on the homepage a few hours ago


8046c5  No.16737972

>>16737890

>>16737877

There's Project Homecoming, but that's more for those who like racing (from what I've seen it's by and by far the most polished GTAO mod.) From what I've seen its got a lot of shit that ought to be in the game, namely a Futo hatchback holy fuck rockstar you couldn't even get the simplest Initial D meme right you fucking mouth-breathing retards.


a693e6  No.16737989

I don't play garbage.


f88f9d  No.16737995

>>16737905

>I still like to freeroam and help people run their missions and supplies though. Don't know why, but GTA is way more fun for me when helping other dudes run their things than it is for me to do my own shit.

I agree wholeheartedly with this, sometimes when I see a low-level I'll try to help them out, host a heist for them or invite them on some CEO work, let them drive the high-end cars, etc.

It's just a shame that shit is nearly impossible to do. Heists are a fucking headache, getting 4 people these days is like pulling teeth, and when I join other heists they always have it on normal or easy and never put Player Saved Outfits on. Trying to approach someone for friendly interactions will usually result in getting shot, I never get invited to organizations/bike clubs and the few rare times I do I end up sitting around for half an hour waiting for them to start a mission of any kind. PvP is boring and ridiculously cancerous with all the OP shit they've added. There's nothing satisfying about shooting down an Oppressor Mk II when they can call it back in seconds, its not fun dealing with tryhards who constantly suicide or activate ghost organization when they're losing. This game has so much potential but its got a fucking atrocious community.

>>16737968

Then go find it and link to it here.


a1a9fd  No.16738003

>>16737688

But who knows going hollow could solve quite a bit!


c404b6  No.16738008

>>16737966

>Its honestly criminal how underutilized a vast majority of mechanics and activities are because everyone seems to be an ADHD riddled 12 year old.

Almost like that content should have been part of the single-player game and not tacked on in a pay to win multiplayer mode.


7b6e62  No.16738016

File: dcb041ca55c848b⋯.jpg (288.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, <[AnimeFreak] Dumbbell Nan….jpg)


4c6fab  No.16738023

>>16738008

More like it was supposed to be part of it.

We got the casino finally 5 years later, as an online only deal thats horrendously cobbled together from shit they already had.


7b6e62  No.16738042

>no cops and crooks


dd2885  No.16738080

File: ff14d579bc2d775⋯.jpg (534.99 KB, 1917x931, 1917:931, GTAO Carparty.jpg)

>>16737995

>It's just a shame that shit is nearly impossible to do.

It really is. Now nobody really plays anymore, or at least, nobody interested in making friends and fucking around in private games. The sweet spot of GTA is having three other regulars who are always down to do heists, missions, or whatever else. But it's an impossibility to find people who are down for that these days. Feels bad.


407345  No.16738118

>>16737818

When I was 12 I got gta 3 for the PS2 and I spent years doing nothing but driving around and messing around the map after completing it. Worth it.

I've done the same shit with gta online and it's the one regret in my life. The driving isn't even good, only the bike physics are good, and they make them nofun by killing you if you drop from too high or go upside down while touching something, and there's no reason to use any vehicle but the single most overpowered vehicle currently out.

Even if you just want to have fun and don't care about being a tryhard, that doesn't matter, other people are still going to use it, with or against you.

>try to do PVE mission

>your team is either a level 1 10 year old who doesn't know how to open up the text chat

>a nigger on the same level as the child

>some guy inside an armored vehicle that makes him immortal

>a player with 1000 hours in who's literally insane because he still doesn't understand you can't leave a vehicle while it's reversing because you'll get run over by the door, or who still doesn't know the game is a cover shooter, and has been dying because of that for YHWH knows how long

>try to do PVP mission

>get exploded with cheats

>if you react they poz your game such that you're disconnected from your lobby, it keeps trying to find a lobby, can't, and you have to reopen it

>Literally worse than crashing which is what they did previously

>if that doesn't happen, the mission makes you drive an unarmored truck while the people attacking you can use fighter jets off the radar

>if you download a cheat which can detect cheats (cheating is the best anti cheat in GTA 5, you can make other people's cheats not affect you or kick them), you'll find between 30-40% of people in a lobby are doing it, and the statistic becomes 70%+ when you only consider those attacking randoms

I found a way to have fun in this game Beyond glitching bikes to ramp up buildings. I play gta 5 just to grief. Not the retarded "run around with currently overpowered thing killing people" definition of griefing that runs around the game. Classic griefing. I have many stories of this.

>criminal mastermind challenge (do every heist without dying with the same team, takes 2-3 days if you don't poopsock)

>look up reddit teams doing it

>join one

>on the very last mission, steal a traffic car and ram it into a team mate's car as he's besides another team mate

>he squashes the team mate besides him and gets credited for the kill

>he gets blamed by the 4th party member and the guy he killed

>claims he got hit by traffic

>they're still mad at him for not minding his driving when it's so important and we had run through how we'd do stuff safely

>after a literal hour of shitflinging, with me stoking the flames obviously, the team forgives him

>we agree to restart the challenge and take a break

>take 2 day break

>on the very last mission of the 2nd attempt, before I could do my thing, the same guy fires a grenade at a team mate by accident (you can't team kill with guns), and gets caught in his own blast

>everyone is mad at him again

>after more shitflinging everyone unfriends each other and leaves

And that's how I wasted a week of my life making 3 people waste a week of their lives.


855a21  No.16738135


407345  No.16738139

>>16738080

It's hard to have a decent car party because every GTA player only owns supercars, which they customize by going to every option in LSC and picking the one at the bottom.

When that happens I pull out my rocket launcher and kill everyone repeatedly until they quit, I'm tired of that shit.


f6816a  No.16738150

File: 42988295be18cd2⋯.png (145.19 KB, 465x315, 31:21, 42988295be18cd204a073437b9….png)

>>16737664

>A 12 year old that was playing GTA Online when it came out is now old enough to post on imageboards.

>San Andreas came out 15 years ago

>The setting for San Andreas was 27 years ago

These threads are going to be the new Halo 2 threads, aren't they?


611760  No.16738166

>>16737995

>>>/b2/578145


da9358  No.16738174

DUBS THREAD

CHECKEM


611760  No.16738181

>>16738174

You should check mine instead.


fda31e  No.16738185

File: 53bcedb1d695597⋯.jpg (33.71 KB, 588x614, 294:307, 53bcedb1d6955979943f19349c….jpg)

I remember I tried that Lowrider mission maybe eleven times because getting people to stay in lobbies is impossible. Never finished any of the heists except for the first one for the same reason.

>hear rumor of money exploit in GTAO

>look it up and test it, actually worked

>made $45 million through exploit

>things are fine

>future update, new exploit involving Cheat Engine and mission payout editing

>two week ban, but left with a cool $200 million

>Import/Export update released

>open game to permanent ban

Getting banned felt so great. No more public shitheads to deal with.

>>16738139

>everyone has the latest supercar in chrome to flaunt wealth

>no one has a sleek muscle car they ride around in by choice

It hurts.


4fd916  No.16738191

File: a535cd1b2fef2a2⋯.jpg (41.91 KB, 673x447, 673:447, 76754417.jpg)

>6 years have already passed since GTAV came out

What the fuck I thought it came out 3 years ago


547e18  No.16738200

File: 5d50c7e9cb10947⋯.gif (20.85 KB, 105x116, 105:116, 5d50c7e9cb10947013037cb179….gif)

>>16738191

I'm sorry anon but that's when you fell into a coma in a horrific dubs checking accident.


854efb  No.16738203

Fuck this thread for making me want to reinstall

>>16738185

>no one has a sleek muscle car they ride around in by choice

>tfw my main car was a van with retarded suspension

>still more reliable in heavy traffic conditions that most supercars


da9358  No.16738206

File: 4f8a2e9b573c1c5⋯.jpg (12.46 KB, 300x330, 10:11, 4f8a2e9b573c1c55bf374152c8….jpg)

>>16738166 (Checked)

>>16738181 (Recursively Observed)

>>16738200 (Witnessed)

IMPRESSIVE


4fd916  No.16738209

>>16738200

Oh god I hope the accident doesnt happen this time. Impressive, very nice


dd2885  No.16738221

File: 50f7bb752737696⋯.jpg (193.33 KB, 1242x1154, 621:577, Every GTAO Tryhard.jpg)

>>16738185

>X80 Proto

>Chrome

>Ultra Blue secondary

>lighting to match

>those stupid $ wheels

>has an outfit like pic related

Did I miss anything?

>>16738191

>What the fuck I thought it came out 3 years ago

The PC version did.

Oh wait, it came out four years ago.

Nevermind.


4c6fab  No.16738235

File: c919e31d56fd309⋯.jpg (10.03 KB, 224x225, 224:225, allahu akbar.jpg)

>>16738185

>>16738139

>car meets end up akin to people showing off their hotwheels and matchbox cars

When all else fails, a titan or box truck laced with sticky bombs does the trick.


854efb  No.16738240

>>16738235

It was always something to go in sneaki breeki and plant bombs on other people's cars.


5aea94  No.16738463

>>16738203

>drive around in a voodoo

>still reach the mission objective faster than my 3 team mates in supercars

That's changed now that they can fly with the oppressor MKII, but I blow them up on sight and team kill the owner.


abe985  No.16738466

I must have only ever played 30 minutes of GTA Online. All the time, it was just loading screens whenever a transition happened. It put me off so much


87b136  No.16738469

I've honestly been tempted to play Red Dead Redemption II Online because I keep hearing it's just a much slower pace.

I tried GTA online like, once, on ps3, when it first came out, and it was an absolute clusterfuck, I had no idea what I was doing.


464d8b  No.16738470

>>16738466

It really is fucking unbearable.

>>16738469

GTA Online with strangers is basically Rust, in that the second you see someone else there's a 90% chance they're 13 years old, a Russian hacker or both, and they're going to kill you. If you have some buddies to squad up with to do heists and stuff it's pretty goddamned fun though.


5aea94  No.16738475

File: 8042b26069535e4⋯.jpg (234.91 KB, 1000x624, 125:78, 144008142cb437fca15aba693f….jpg)

>>16738466

GTA Online made me a better person.

It was such a horrible game with its incredibly long loadscreens, that I started cleaning my room, showering, cooking, and brushing my teeth while it loaded.

I'd have a book at hand and whenever I wanted to play a gamemode and was waiting to find a team or for that mode to start, I'd read a chapter.

While waiting for that pile of trash which I kept coming back to even though I mated myself for it I organized folders in my hard drive, threw out 20+ year old cardboard boxes, changed my bedsheets for clean ones, and peeled off my dick cheese. All sorts of things. Just because one video game was that awful.


4e1d2b  No.16738483

File: 1d7769b20690b9a⋯.png (64.14 KB, 919x720, 919:720, 1.png)

>>16737686

>kids who were 12 years old when GTA V came out are now old enough to post here


77e161  No.16738505

File: c3547f83ee34c4d⋯.jpg (98.45 KB, 1280x534, 640:267, Fight-Club-HD-fight-club-3….jpg)

Bought it on release with three other friends for the PS3. Made our on crew and everything but we never played any of the missions, just fucked around killing people and robbing convenience stores for chump change. That lasted for about a month, then as other anons said tryhards started appearing and roaming aimlessly wasn't fun anymore so we quit.

I don't have a pic of my character but I basically made him look like the protagonist from Fight Club.


fea107  No.16738520

>>16737728

Whats the matter? Don't want to be an African?


9bccef  No.16738544

>>16737905

>game has customizable characters

>should i create a character who looks like me?

<nah. better go full tranny and be a purdy gurl


4f5b7f  No.16738553

>>16738483

<1991 was 32767 years ago

Fuck off boomer?


02ebfa  No.16738593

File: f60fbd7245d317f⋯.jpg (42.26 KB, 673x480, 673:480, f60fbd7245d317fd5f738b1275….jpg)

>2 post op

Hmmmm


a41da0  No.16738643

File: a4afa3310edbed8⋯.jpg (55.57 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0_06.JPG)

File: 98ee8068cd6f80e⋯.jpg (65.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0_07.JPG)

File: 2fd04ce9b639fdf⋯.jpg (30.23 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0_012.JPG)

At first I tried to reproduce my own face but gave up and donned a pig mask.


9bccef  No.16738658

>>16738643

>Derpy shirt

/)


92d1c1  No.16738660

File: 6f56304d7cbddd0⋯.jpg (125.58 KB, 657x1200, 219:400, why-do-you-pick-girl-chara….jpg)


5ea5ec  No.16738675

File: 84d47b3f4177fe7⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, werster_lollyweeaboo_1459….webm)

>>16738660

What a weakling. Say it loudly! With feeling!


3ea2e8  No.16738690

File: f4ac513750feebe⋯.png (380.42 KB, 657x605, 657:605, girls.png)

>>16738660

I never really understood the point of that image.


a9b1ee  No.16738693

File: f18c51fb6fbcd99⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 200x200, 1:1, WP Teacher.gif)

>>16738675

>it's been over half a decade since GDQ was last decent

Kill me.


a41da0  No.16738703


9652c1  No.16738706

Best Time for GTA online was in 2015-17 imo

>heists had just come out, regular content updates

>no retarded flying DeLoreans and missle bikes shooting at you

>still a large playerbase

I had a huge crew of my friends on the Xbox one back in 2016 made alot of good memories on there doing playlists and fucking around in freeroam. Shame to see what the game turned into Rockstar cant shovel enough money into their greedy mouth.


1e86d4  No.16738707

>tfw I have it on PC but never got to play the heists because I have no friends

>>16738643

/)


81d178  No.16738708

File: 71d28cfd6b8e03e⋯.png (48.81 KB, 313x343, 313:343, 1354605421919.png)

>>16738675

"I don't want to look at a dude's ass all day" is the same excuse my friend gave all the time for the MMOs he played before he became a tranny. Modern GDQ is full of trannies. Big think.


8fa984  No.16738750

File: 5b6561f8e0f4940⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1337188784429.jpg)

>i queue for a deathmatch because i don't wanna grind the same shitty coop missions over and over

>it takes a few minutes

>it takes some more minutes

>it takes time

>i go make dinner, eat it, come back

>wait 10 more minutes

>get into match

>there're 3 people in the match, myself included

>the other two are friends

>have a 2v1 match, it's going okay, actually winning somehow

>before I win, they both leave

>oh well

>it took me hours to get into the match so it's time for bed now

>maybe i'll queue up before work the next day


92f9d0  No.16738752

File: c6202edde79a03c⋯.jpg (34.91 KB, 300x230, 30:23, 131a0848998ae2cf86cc756aae….jpg)

>>16737664

Now, this is summer posting.


5ea5ec  No.16738809

File: 0c2ec5f3caa6445⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 272.3 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, Made for looking at.jpg)

>>16738708

Anecdote.


303595  No.16738819

>gta

>muh 2010+ nostalgia

>doublepost for image

SURE IS SUMMER


5aea94  No.16738820

File: a163285caf1b4b4⋯.jpg (33.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, c.jpg)

>>16738809

I guess she's screwing that magnemite.


5ea5ec  No.16738822

File: b935d71bcd6d0d7⋯.png (318.64 KB, 450x700, 9:14, bolt-in-ass.png)

>>16738820

Funny you mention that…


5a30e6  No.16750260

File: 1d11011753caaff⋯.png (552.32 KB, 614x615, 614:615, 1d11011753caaffd98d9896ac4….png)

>>16738643

>horsr fucker shirt

>ugly face that was meant to be him irl

>he hides it cuz he is insecure

cant blame ya thats one of the ugliest faces i ever seen but you are a horse fucker soo,,its natural or you to be a ugly pig youare disgrace o the white race amerimutt


1df074  No.16753846

File: 659850b3f0a42ff⋯.png (478.14 KB, 571x644, 571:644, GTAV.png)




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / abc / b2 / choroy / dempart / freeb / sissy / trap / vichan ]