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File: 3c929ce740b3113⋯.mp4 (2.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Playstation Blasto (1998).mp4)

5761d1  No.16716703

Anybody here remember this odd game made by the same people who made Ren and Stimpy? The main character happens to be voiced by Phil Hartman.

Honestly, I remember this game as a kid and I believe I still got a copy of it.

39f584  No.16716710

>>16716703

Didn’t they replace Hartmann with Billy West halfway through because of the murder suicide?


5761d1  No.16716712

>>16716710

If I remember correctly, it was like 3 months after the game was released to the store shelves.


0fa709  No.16716795

File: ce72e6463461ac2⋯.jpg (413.34 KB, 1428x1080, 119:90, never ever.jpg)

>>16716703

I actually beat it last month since I used to have a copy years ago.

It's the exact opposite of what gaming has become today:

>It puts silliness over muh realism

>You save sexy space babes

>Main character makes cheesey 90's 1-liners

>the game does NOT hold your hand at all, such as when it puts a nearly invincible enemy in your path and doesn't tell you its weakness or at least how to get past it

>You will die A LOT

>You lose all of your power ups upon dying too

If it released today gayme jurnos would call it "The Dark Souls for sexists" or something along those lines.

But that'll never happen. Blasto died with Phil Hartman.


5761d1  No.16716801

>>16716795

Pretty much, plus holy shit the final boss was fucking hard. That hitbox was way too big


d0de56  No.16716813

>>16716703

I remember it came on the Playstation Demo Disc I had. Never was interested in it beyond that.


0fa709  No.16716837

>>16716801

>plus holy shit the final boss was fucking hard.

Phase 1 was easy since you just needed to keep on strafing in circles to avoid getting hit.

Phase 2 was a different story, I couldn't figure out how not get hit by it, but realized I had 30+ lives I'll never need after that fight and decided to tank it to death them. Phase 2 is one the few bosses in the game that don't require you to use charge shots either.


859c19  No.16716917

Don't remember ever playing the game, but I definitely remember that commercial


7be5c1  No.16716922

Yeah, I remember it being hyped to all hell, but it actually turned out to be a shit game.


2b9ed8  No.16717161

I remember renting it, but not beating it.


5b8e6c  No.16717244

File: b235d3eaa61452f⋯.gif (3 MB, 400x311, 400:311, Trash.gif)

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b3c4ba  No.16717248

>>16717244

This post seems familiar. Pasta?


580954  No.16717340

>made by the same people who made Ren and Stimpy

What?


e33090  No.16717377

>>16717340

I recall that line being used for Cel Damage, too.


531223  No.16717392

But is the game fun? Also wondering about how long the loading times are.


dc9e5f  No.16718508

>>16717244

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6f4a62  No.16718521

Man, I hadn't heard of this game until now? About how good is it?


f818d6  No.16718528

Yeah, I either played a demo or my dad rented it for me once. It was neat, pretty fun. I only played it the one time, however. This and Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012 were some good times.


e9d658  No.16718535

File: 25c0ad57cfbf34c⋯.jpg (15.09 KB, 290x400, 29:40, earthworm jim.jpg)

Fuck Blasto, I'm an Earthworm Jim man.


18c8a4  No.16729483

>>16717392

It's very fun. Good platform-y shooter gameplay, regardless of the style. Though the style is great.


3f7b92  No.16730109

Did you know this was going to be the Playstation's mascot and there was going to be a sequel that was cancelled cause a real life murder was involved?


b258ea  No.16730455

>>16717392

>>16718521

It's a fun platformer with a very pulp-sci-fi setting and atmosphere. Blasto is the archetypical charismatic and boastful savior of the galaxy with johnny bravo hair blasting alien scum and saving hot babes. Play it nigger.


9adffa  No.16732745

I tried to play it once. As much as I liked the art style, the music and Phil Hartman's one liners I couldn't get into it because it's borderline unfair and the levels aren't easy to navigate. The game needed some cheat codes built into it.


98f638  No.16732780

Fuck, I do remember playing this at a friends house. I remember it having some bullshit (or seemed bullshit to a little kid when playing it) like a button you can interact with that instantly kills you.

Thanks for reminding me it exists and it wasn't just a weird fever dream


ef816b  No.16732799

>>16732745

ged gud, nigger


ef6650  No.16732810

>>16718535

That 3D game was pret shit though.


609df2  No.16732816

You're done because you're a fucking faggot little bitch 8faggot who knows she's wrong but wants to get the last word in so you try to make up some pure horseshit to be high and mighty. Fucking kill yourself asshole you're a fucking cunt mother fucking I WILL DESTROY YOUU FAGGOT KIKE nigger asshat son of a jew bitch go suck a goat faggot. I'l slit your throat and rape your corpse you WHORE HAHAHAHAHA DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH I'LL TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR DEAD BODY>>16717244


ef6650  No.16732824

File: fa1119dae61605b⋯.jpg (42.05 KB, 469x563, 469:563, Feels Crazy Man.jpg)

You good, anon?


949cbe  No.16732979

Here in the third world they sold bootleg CDs of this shit, they marketed it as an incredibles game, never beat it but it reminds me a lot of the space levels in bugs bunny lost in time, shitty platforming and all.




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