/v/ - Video Games

>>16703739

>Yogscast outed for multiple child predators on staff

Putting in the Goon on Goony Beardman, not even once.

>DSP is the only one of these videogame e celebs that is untouchable

Lying to his fanbase of retards about "Tax problems" to fund his wedding and managing to still get away with it and the retards still give him money, fucking amazing.

>>16703746

>fund his wedding

He got married, when did this happen?

>>16703753

>He got conned out of thousands of dollars, pity fucked by an ugly whore that was fucking another guy behind his back then took half his shit leaving him in actual "tax problems" that his dumbass fans will rescue him from anyway, when did this happen?

Fix'd that for you.

>>16703756

OH WOW, forget what I said in: >>16703758 ,

The poor fucker never learns his lesson, in true DSP fashion, he's set to repeat the same mistakes over and over again, expect the outcome to be different each time.

What a madman.

>>16703761

>Do you like racing?

>Do you like looking like a child predator?

>Would you like to do BOTH at the SAME TIME?

That's what they were thinking, clearly.

>>16703761

>What the fuck were SEGA thinking?

Weren't they voted into the game by an online poll that their fans hijacked?

>>16703761

Blame Sega of Europe or America for trying to look cool. "Oh fuck, popular vidya podcast hosts, let's put them in our game".

Fucking dumb niggers.

>>16703739

>DSP is the only one of these videogame e celebs that is untouchable

Don't forget that DSP banged a chick before she was 18 as well.

>>16703774

And then got divorced due to bugged marriage mechanics

>>16703761

I vaguely remember that guy being disappeared for a while when outrage culture started to get big. Either he has deep closets or they just can't trust him to keep his mouth shut.

I don't follow any of them but from what little i've seen the Sips guy is the only one i would expect to be clean of this shit. 'big money, big women, big fun' is a brand you can trust.

>>16703774

You have no excuse now son.

>>16703777

Fuck you tripsman, there's still more videogames to play.

>>16703783

I dont see a ring on the corner of that hug pillow fgt, you telling me she means that little to you?

>>16703787

Good luck getting cucked and your children aborted.

And fitz is still dead. There is no justice.

>>16703746

He's untouchable because he hasn't changed at all, except in how he distributes his "khantent." When DSP fapped with the camera on no one was surprised because everyone already knew DSP was that stupid. Same with when he got involved with that catfish account, which he hilariously barely avoided and somehow caused the catfishers to overextend themselves resulting in their eventual arrest. He's like the blissful idiot that jinxes everyone around him and always emerges unscathed.

>>16703796

Fucking Machinima died and the massive channel just got deleted outright a little while ago. That's one of those things I never thought I'd see happen with how insanely popular they were ten years ago.

>>16703796

I'm fully expecting Matt from the Superbestfriends to either get metoo'd by a convention go'er or have his fat guido tranny wife full Brendan him.

>>16703798

When DSP was born, his mother picked Jinx in both the trait slots, and set his INT at 2.

>>16703761

I don't want to fish through my files to find a bunch of stuff on the Goonspiracy. But SA has been insanely influential on modern culture as a whole, even to this day. The site had a kiddie diddler problem all throughout it's history. Not to mention a lot of weird money laundering schemes from the Goonsquad on Eve.

>>16703756

>DSP loses at games, but wins in life.

>>16703818

(you)

Buy yourself something nice.

>>16703818

*bends over, pulls down pants and cracks off a warning braaap

You gunna be nice or am I going to have to get violent?

>>16703805

>>16703811

He truly is, it's uncanny. His karma is also rock bottom. I'm fairly certain there's at least a few rich kids funding him because they like watching the failure montages. Twitch has also seemed to work out for him since clowns compete to make him say stupid shit on stream, often with success.

>>16703825

*chuckles

Heh I guess it cant be helped then...

*spreds cheeks and launches a ferocious braap at you. You fall under the onslaught unable to withstand the ass gas

I hope that was a lesson to the rest of you.

DarkSydePhil is a true idiot savant. Embarrassing, unskilled, yet ironically endearing in a way with how he's gotten around scandals and how detractors from his past like ProFaggot made themselves look way worse than him. I sure as fuck won't subscribe to him or watch his content but hearing about the antics surrounding him is honestly pretty entertaining.

What the fuck is "Yogscast"? Weren't they making some shitty minecraft clone and selling a shitty PC?

>child predators on staff

Your link doesn't say that at all. Where is this information, or did you just make this shit up, OP?

>>16703829

DSP is Eve Online: the guy. Taking part is boring shit for brain dead retards, but hearing about the shitshows later is very enjoyable.

>>16703829

He looks bad enough already – he's stolen money with the Project 7 thing and ruined all friendships he had from the FGC, perhaps more than once. But the internet is a fascinating place, one that reminds us you can be an obnoxious unhygenic idiot and you'll still be a better person than the most successful people. Plus it becomes difficult to decide whether you should blame Phil or the people who were dumb enough to give him money.

>>16703829

>endearing

The guy is an asshole to his fans and everyone around him. He's not even that lucky, it's mostly that he was one of the first guys doing let's plays so he got a head start with building his brand.

>>16703807

>>16703814

>>16703818

>>16703823

>>16703833

/tv/ pls go

>>16703836

Don't give it (You)'s.

>>16703832

Apparently there is shit: https://archive.fo/xoyBp

OP, don't assume we know who the fuck your e-celebs are or to follow their drama. Most of /v/ doesn't hang out in the GG thread or follow e-drama.

>>16703838

That's a huge amount of luck, to be honest. If I recall right he started his videos about the same time or shortly after that slowbeef from Something Awful put up the first known video LP of Immortal for the NES, which is about as lucky as you can get as far as these things go. He also is clearly not smart enough to have put much thought into it.

>>16703810

<LE TOWER OF PIMPS XDDDDD

I hate nu-roosterteeth

>>16703845

It all went to shit as soon as Ray went away and they started being more "commercial" instead of just a group of friends playing vidya.

Oh what a surprise.

Bet it was the fat one.

>>16703847

As far as i heard the whole thing was just a protect to keep Geoff away in his private warehouse while the Matt guy and the cleaned up post divorce/intervention Burnie cleaned the company image up to make it the new Machinima. Now Geoff is divorced, his kid hates him and he surrounds himself with burnouts, alcoholics and drug addicts playing minecraft to pay rent.

>>16703853

Last I heard, Geoff got custody because his wife wanted nothing to do with the kid, so he stopped being an alcoholic and got better.

>>16703836

>>16703858

>replying to shitposting instead of contributing to the thread and ignoring it

Everytime

>>16703803

>fat fuck

>manchild

>SJW

>lots of weird anger issues

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Matt got thrown under the bus. The only thing is, he seems a bit too much of a pussy to be a sexual predator. Pretty sure his wife took his virginity, and she's an aggressive controlling woman who treats him like a pet.

Liam might fit the bill even better.

>>16703858

Clubbing someone to death with a Stielhandgranate must have been pretty fun back in the day

>>16703853

I hope that funimation lawsuit hits RT aswell, the company hasn't done anything worthwhile in decades. That one female nigger they hired some time ago was only hired because she blackmailed her way into the company. One of the married funhaus guys were having an affair.

>>16703756

is she a midget or something? arms look very short comparing to head size

>>16703866

Considering the cause of the blow up was Pat started dating the hooters girl Liam was given a restraining order for stalking i can believe it.

>>16703850

>This is just #MeToo level bullshit with women clawing men down to get to the top.

Yogcast is a male feminist. It’s probably true

>>16703887

2D =/= 3D

>>16703887

This is an /ara/ board pleb, back to /a/

Don't reply to bait

>>16703881

I thought that was a joke. Are you legit?

>>16703802

>Fucking Machinima died and the massive channel just got deleted outright a little while ago

Watch this shit.

>>16703847

>It all went to shit as soon as Ray went away and they started being more "commercial" instead of just a group of friends playing vidya.

The same shit happened to all but the autist channels.

>>16703891

>Liam stalks hooters girl

>Woolies gf takes them to hooters

>Pat uses his Devito tier [C H A R I S M A] to make her lupus filled pussy gush

>They become serious couple

>Liam reveals its the girl he was stalking and leaves

>Starts turning Matts soy leaning friends like mothersbasement on Pat

>Sane ones like Cranky, Plague and Woolie don't take the b8

>Matts wife does

>Gives him the ultimatum to cut ties or get JUST'ed

>Mattandpatarenolongerfriends.mkv

>Matt is now another struggling angry critic on youtube making sonic 06 videos in 2019 with Liam

>Woolie and Pat are massively more succesful as streamers, youtubers and running things like FGC tournaments

>Both picked up by Rooster Teeth and the most popular two people at RTX, more popular than the Red vs Blue or RWBY cast

>Matt is begging on patreon

>Woolie and Pat don't even use it because they are rich and happy

Liam was poison and Paige was the cure.

>>16703863

Contributing to the thread? It's just discussion of e-celeb shit. None of this fucking thread is vidya.

>>16703903

Damn, I missed out on all that. Thanks, anon.

>>16703887

>They're lolicons, it's alright bro.

But lolicon loving feminists always like 3D Loli. Even male feminist Digibro admits this before joining the #Kickvic and #Metoo movement.

>>16703908

Bonus: Paige is anti SJW and resetera constantly try to get her streams taken down because she is a 'victim blaming nazi'.

Poor ginger just loves skeletons.

>>16703912

Wasn't there some huge ruckus over her being friends with Andy Dick, who's ultimately just some edgy comedian who makes fun of women?

>>16703739

>Article mentions nothing about child predators

>It's just harassment allegations about some emails and a beta trying to woo his discuck mods

>Nothing but eceleb drama

OP is a faggot.

>>16703919

Resetera ranked her as the 'most problematic and harmful to the causes woman on the internet'. Pat lucked out on that one.

>>16703919

Wait. Not Andy Dick. Dick Masterton, I think.

>>16703739

The best outcome is for someone to kill him for being a soyboy beta numale.

>>16703903

Pat and Woolie got picked up by RoosterTeeth? Why, when, and for what?

>>16703931

RT is basically one of those Youtube networks that go around honeydicking people like DSP nowadays.

Why is this anchored? This is some pretty big news.

Yogscast has been cancer for years, selling overpriced PC's to children.

>>16703931

RT has changed to the new Machima. They are content vampires now. They advertise Woolie VS and Pat Stares At and they get to advertise their dead shit on their channels.

>>16703935

Rule 9

> Threads focused on e-celebs and the gossip surrounding them will be bumplocked. Examples include "[random YouTuber] hate thread," "Dodger thread," "What happened to Arin?" or "It's a Woolie episode." E-celeb-related news that are big enough to warrant discussion (for example, something that has an impact on the industry) may not be bumplocked.

>>16703936

>>16703934

Aaah. Thanks for that. I stopped watching Woolie during the 3rd Birthday and W101 playthrough, the former because he kept throwing his male audience and Minh, minh seems like a chill bro under the bus, and the latter because of "muh gnatseez". Gotta say though, I'm really jaleous of them. Wish I could make money from playing games on youtube, but I'm not smart enough to have anything clever to say. Curse be to do-nothing-special autism. I do feel like I'm more attentive than them, though

Is this guy one of Mark's friends? Or in a clique with the vols?

Shit got anchored real fast.

Anyway, fuck all these fucking pedos. I hope they all tear each other to pieces and do it live on stream so in twenty or so years when this shit comes around again we can show it to our children's children and scream

YOU SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FALL FOR THIS MARXIST BULLSHIT?!

>>16703946

When neofag got caught with cp charges and shit wasn't that thread stickied?

the SJW sexual misconduct list keeps growing.

>>16703955

Neofag has actual impact on the industry. I didn't think that shit should get stickied either, though.

>>16703955

That was resetera and a number of /v/'s current mods are goons.

>>16703966

So did Yogscast. They put out a ton of overpriced PC's directed at children, adding into the meme that you need thousands of dollars for a PC.

But that isn't the degree of neofag or resetera cancer.

>>16703808

It turned into a blatant Democrat viral marketing hive in 2007 when Obama started running for office. Within weeks hundreds of people were banned and entire subforums that were deemed "offensive" like YCS, though none of the drug and communist get together ones hmmm, were shut down.

>>16703971

Selling a shit product isn't having impact on the industry. Neofag actually influenced game developers, and had game developers that posted there.

>>16703739

DSP is untouchable because other groups make a fuckload more from his khantent making TIHYDP parodies and

failure montages on YouTube.

Either that or he truly is playing 5d chess and actually runs those THIYDP channels.

>>16704073

Not all wifes are controlling sluts, in fact most wifes are that way because it usually passive men that attract those women.

But this chick I can tell is going to be running the show.

>>16704119

>passive men that attract those women.

And additionally because the passive man can't show them their place, I might add.

Literally, who?

>>16703912

I mostly like Pat and Paige because they are very genuine, not because they're anti-SJW (they'll do pride month shit, for example). They give zero shits what anyone thinks of them. Pat shitposts constantly. There's a bit in the RTX panel where he literally calls to a random person in the crowd and says "That band you like? They're stupid!" and when he gets cheered for it, he adds on, "And you're stupid for liking them!"

>>16704650

>>16704617

I wish eceleb worshipers would finally just fuck off from this site for good.

>>16704220

Yeah that's what I meant, 95% your way or the highway, the other 5% because people aren't perfect and you can make a mistake that someone else can notice.

Funny enough now that their are so many soyboy whiteknights being a confident masculine man has women dripping.

Women think they want a soylent but it doesn't take them long to get bored and become unattractive to them.

>>16704656

Gotta make room for all 6 of you calling each other shills and template amirite?

>second degree vidiya thread anchored

We cuckchannel now

>>16704800

>muh eceleb thread should not be bumplocked

Well, you're half right.

>>16704913

An honest man is a free man, doens't have to be a good man.

>>16703878

>One of the married funhaus guys were having an affair.

Who?

>>16703796

>Sjin

Sjin always gave me creepy vibes. I still watched his content years ago, especially stuff with Sips, but there was always a little something that never seemed right to me about Sjin's demeanor, and he gave me the worst feeling about that from all the big yogacast members, because of his attitude and voice. Others, like say, Rythian, seemed like weirdos too, but it didn't seem like Rythian was hiding that.

Lewis, Simon, and Sips are the only 3 members I would actually be surprised to be involved in some shady predation shit.

>>16704950

DSP isn't honest, he's wormed his way out of Patreon goals because he didn't like the game several times, ragequit many others while consistently claiming he doesn't ragequit and lied about Project 7, also stealing money from his personal friends in the process. Phil is truly an asshole that only cares for himself. The fact that he's still better than people like ProJared says more about them than it does about him.

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

DIGGING A HOLE