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5602dd No.16664495
Commander keen 2019
>bethesda reboots commander Keen into a mobile tower defense game
>John Romero even showed up at E3 to celebrate the rape of commander keen
Battle Toads 2019
>Cal arts
>Microsoft hired SJW Devs that openly celebrated removing tonic masculinity and femininity traits from the battle toads and the dark queen to reboot battle toads
>Dark Queen looks like a tranny Shezow
>Nu-Battle toads will have pro tranny and faggot propaganda in it thanks to tranny art designer
>Low Difficulty, no combos, and zero platforming
86f67f No.16664508
Come back when those games actually come out.
4fac46 No.16664530
DmC: Devil May Cry
Seriously what the fuck were they smoking?
5602dd No.16664546
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>>16664508
>Come back when those games actually come out
>Calarts toads and IOS keen can be good goy
Where did I heard this before? /co/ is that you?
5ac1e8 No.16664560
>>16664530
They were thinking
RE6
LP3
MvCI
SFV
I wonder if they made DMC5 because they couldn't afford to lose anymore good will.
08b6e9 No.16664563
>>16664530
>Seriously what the fuck were they smoking?
Whatever Inafune had been prior.
1af53b No.16664565
Literally everything but Ninja Gaiden Xbox. Prove me wrong. please
08b6e9 No.16664567
>>16664563
Speaking of Capcom. I know it's numbered and so technically a sequel, but it might as well have been a reboot considering all the changes.
>Mobile
>Online
>Don't even play as Ryu.
>>16664565
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time is generally considered a reboot done right. Sequels to it are more iffy.
10cb20 No.16664591
>>16664563
>>16664530
>>16664560
As mentioned above, Inafune screwed up with his "we need to appeal to the west, Japan is over" rumor says he actually decided to sabotage things before jumping ship, but then we got MN9 which clearly shows he only knows a bit more about vidya than Kenzo Tsujimoto, among other things Tameem said Inafune told him to "make it as if you were making a film" and you know the rest.
4bd342 No.16664658
>>16664495
>Commander keen 2019
At least the sister is getting lots of lewds.
1af53b No.16664670
>>16664591
Inafune has been sucking of gooks and chinks like no tomorrow ever since the MN9 kickstarter so it was pretty fucking obvious the guy was sabotaging Capcom most likely because of how much pull they had in the esports scene.
13b351 No.16664858
>>16664495
Where did you read all that stuff you said about Battletoads?
3f04b5 No.16664930
8ceb29 No.16664937
>>16664591
>>16664670
Conman is the biggest kike in eastern gaming, and the fact that her fled to chinkland when mn9 dropped is proof he was only trying to make a quick sheckle where he could. The biggest sin of his is convincing dumb gaijin that he actually created Megaman.
1af53b No.16664940
>>16664930
They'll probably put about 5 minutes of editing into it to make the characters have slightly better anatomy and call it a day just to say they fixed it.
5602dd No.16665032
>>16664940
>>16664930
>was this cancelled?
Rumor suggest it’s being saved for WB steaming service at launch.
000000 No.16665379
>>16664495
>Bad video game reboots
All of them.
fc2ebb No.16665502
>>16664658
Well, that is the only good thing to come out of the trailer. The trailer sold the idea of a Commander Keen cartoon better than it did the mobile game. It looks like a Dexter's Laboratory derivative, which isn't so bad, given the calarts landscape of cartoons we are living in.
8e0cd1 No.16665527
>>16665379
>Ninja Gaiden reboot
>Bad
Ninja Gaiden Black was the best thing we've gotten in the past 20 years.
6b6b34 No.16665548
>>16665527
NGB is not a reboot, its a prequel to the NES games.
47f1cc No.16665549
>>16664858
I'd also like to know. At least source some of your bullshit claims OP.
618144 No.16665801
>>16665548
I will confess I never knew Ninja Gaiden was a thing before I played it on Xbox. Same with Prince of Persia.
be4854 No.16665826
Do Doom 2016 and Wolfenstein 2009 count? I consider any game that was named just "Game name" with no subtitle, when a game with that name already existed as a reboot.
Also, obligatory, Sonic 2006.
How's Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2 2018? The engine seems impressive at least but I heard it was episodic mobile bullshit or something. Is it okay now that it's finished?
4bd342 No.16666107
>>16665548
>its a prequel to the NES games
No they're in a different continuity.
d5cf34 No.16666151
>>16665548
>>16666107
It's something of a soft reboot. I think Itagaki tried to have them tie in to the originals when he was around, but changed things like Ryu's eye color "because it was cool". A pilot from the originals made a cameo in the last of the rebooted games with "Sonia" being a codename for Irene (who also had had a drastic redesign.
bb1072 No.16666264
Dead Rising 4
>Took psychopaths out to please SJW brats.
>Frank West is a generic dude.
>Dropped Timeclock for casuals
5602dd No.16666421
>>16666264
Dead rising 3 gotten a lot of bad reviews because it triggered SJWs.
47f1cc No.16666430
>>16666264
>>Took psychopaths out to please SJW brats.
What? I've never heard that they took out Psychopaths to please SJWs. Source?
>>16666421
I've also never heard of Dead Rising 3 having any political drama over it. What exactly are you referring to?
3adb35 No.16666436
>>16665801
me too, I was just a little kid when I played it thinking "wow Ryu is so cool, I wish I wasn't shit at this game".
Later I found out about the nes games thanks to screwattack (R.I.P.) and the AVGN. Then I found out about the arcade beat em up by buying it on wii's virtual console thinking I was buying the platformer. I still have no idea what order these games are supposed to be in but I love them all the same.
4bd342 No.16666455
>>16666436
>I still have no idea what order these games are supposed to be in but I love them all the same.
There's at least 3 or 4 different continuities. 1. the NES games, 2. the SEGA games, 3. the arcade game (which may or may not be in continuity with the NES games), and 4. the 2004 reboot which is in the same continuity with DoA.
Nioh is tentatively in continuity with the NES trilogy as well.
6cf1f0 No.16666468
>>16666430
>I've also never heard of Dead Rising 3 having any political drama over it. What exactly are you referring to?
Probably all the """politically incorrect""" psychopaths, there's a morbidly obese woman in a mobility scooter that kills a guy over a burger, a muscle """girl""" with a tumblr haircut and self esteem issues and a old female cop that more or less molests you every time you meet her, there's also a joke flamethrower that looks like a dildo with two round canisters on each side and you wear it as a belt, the shooting animation has nick trusting his hips towards the enemy.
fce97a No.16666600
>>16666264
>Took psychopaths out to please SJW brats.
What the fuck do they call the bosses then?
47f1cc No.16668340
>>16666600
They call them "Maniacs" and they're not bosses, they're just human NPCs using weapons that you would use to attack them.
>>16666264
>>Dropped Timeclock for casuals
It's a shame they did this for the one game that's as deep as a puddle, its an option I've always wanted for 1 and 2. Not for the clock to be removed entirely, but a sandbox mode so I could just dick around the mall exploring the shops and finding unique weapons.
Even though I could still technically do that, it irks my autism something fierce to see quests failing while I'm trying to have fun dicking around and exploring.
3adb35 No.16668536
>>16666455
> 2. the SEGA games
>look it up.
>there is an unreleased sega genesis ninja gaiden beat em up.
I swear every few years I find out about some other old ass ninja gaiden game. first the nes games and then the arcade game and now there is a genesis game. At this rate ill find out in the year 2025 there was a turbografx-16 or something.
Didn't know nioh was in continuity though, I know NG3s producer made nioh but still.
1af53b No.16668564
>>16668536
>At this rate ill find out in the year 2025 there was a turbografx-16 or something.
Nobody tell him.
fb4d98 No.16668573
>>16668340
>They call them "Maniacs" and they're not bosses, they're just human NPCs using weapons that you would use to attack them.
They actually ended up changing their movesets to unique attacks during their big final patch. It's not really worthwhile though.
11509c No.16668627
>>16668564
What about the two other original SEGA games? Or the two ports on Atari Lynx?
1af53b No.16668631
>>16668627
Next you'll blow the cover off the SNES remakes too you jerk.
1192db No.16668648
all reboots should be ugly as fuck just to spite fanboys
74e18d No.16668746
>removes all of the shit that made the original game good and still played after 20 years
>adds in all this modern shit that slows down gameplay, locks shit behind points, unskippable cutscene and those faggy glory kills
>multiplayer is some gaylo tier shit
>mapmaker is gimped to hell and back
Literally the worst reboot of a dead franchise since hitman.
1af53b No.16668780
>>16668746
The funniest thing about that game is how it became 100% obsolete the day it came out and all the assets were remade in source ports. It was always going to be a watered down version of a mod that was already aging by the time it came out but the fact even the handful of original ideas that were in it could be lifted before the new game smell even wore off was the exact sort of thing it deserved.
3eee52 No.16669004
>>16668746
I thought it was fine gameplay wise, everything else you said is true though. The cutscenes didnt bother me since most of them where short. But the part where the robot takes you to his office was too long, remember jumping around waiting for him to shut up.
5602dd No.16669039
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>>16666430
>I've also never heard of Dead Rising 3 having any political drama over it. What exactly are you referring to?
Polygon gave dead rising 3 a bad review the bosses were racists, sexists, transphobic and homophobic.
b02e6a No.16669060
>>16668746
>not the superior Cash version of Hurt
>Hitman 2016 was bad
It was mediocre, but hardly the worst one. That goes to pic related
>inb4 not a reboot
It's as much a reboot as Chris Pratt Jurassic Park was.
5602dd No.16669244
>>16669060
>It's as much a reboot as Chris Pratt Jurassic Park was.
Speaking of sequel masking as reboots. Saw getting a reboot by Chris Rock.
101c0b No.16669397
>>16664930
Big employment shifts going on in Turner-owned properties due to the AT&T sale, so a fuckton of content is on hold or indefinitely suspended while CN figures out if its staff will have a job by the end of the summer.
35a5f9 No.16670236
>>16664565
Any of the Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth trilogy, not that it's saying anything.
a4e7f8 No.16670535
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>>16664546
>not using the superior anon produced video
a4e7f8 No.16670546
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>>16669060
>Cash version of Hurt
You're forgetting that NIN did the music for quake under old id.
77d7f5 No.16670668
>>16668746
Even Doom 3 was a shit reboot already. Despite the "3," D3 is in everything but name a total remake of the 1st game. Now Doom has 2 shit reboots of the first game. I was kinda glad that they finally wanted to move the franchise forward, but of course it had to be le epic Doomslayer lore and shitty arenas that remove all ambush tension from the game and tedious maps with lame rewards like fucking bobbleheads that make exploration a chore.
77d7f5 No.16670675
>>16670668
>2 shit reboots of the 1st game
Sorry, I guess that's not accurate since Doom 2016 is a reboot in title but not a remake of the first game, the exact opposite of Doom 3. What a clusterfuck.
58d628 No.16670724
>>16669039
>racists, sexists, transphobic and homophobic.
Aren't we all?
1e1e43 No.16671235
WE'RE THE RIIIIIIVER CITYYYYYYY GURLZ XD
Man, that game's gonna suck even harder than Underground did.
ded5b8 No.16671458
>>16666151
It's the opposite. Itagaki was a firm believer of a game being able to be played regardless of continuity or prior knowledge if the gameplay is outstanding and the story is solidand he was absolutely correct about it and for years people thought that Ryu never took his mask off, was half a ghost that could turn into birds and wanted to bone Sonya and Rachel. It's because Hayashi that Ninja Gaiden became a whole series again and those three are a soft reboot of the first game. If it weren't for Hayashi putting all those old characters like Robert in NG3, putting the whole "Sonya=Irene" in DOA Dimensions and then finally tying the new Underworld + Dragon Blood Lore that Itagaki created with Niohand Kou Shibusawa's help. I know that some people hate the whole NG3 thing and its story but I kinda like. It could be my bias because the guy who wrote the story also wrote the OVA Ninja Gaiden, the NES Ninja Gaiden stories and the Chrono Trigger storywhich suddenly nobody wants to aknowledge like the goylems they are and want to keep pretending that Chron Trigger is some literary masterpiece instead of DBZ X Final Fantasy.
9ff320 No.16673294
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>>16673275
>Bomberman Act Zero
That reminds me of the time Mega Man X was going to be rebooted as a FPS with NuDOOM-style kill animations.
1af53b No.16673310
>>16673294
What a world where Shadow is actually the most tolerable of those games.