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ac1893  No.16646985

It claims to be a park building and management simulation with dinosaurs, which at first glance sure sounds awesome. Looks really good, too. The moment you actually start playing the game however you realize that there is absolutely nothing to actually manage or build. There's exactly one type of building, keeping dinos content and healthy comes down to giving them roughly the correct mix of wood/grass/water in their enclosures and dealing with visitors is essentially meaningless because distance doesn't matter, quality of service doesn't matter and park design doesn't matter.

Instead you spend most of the game being talked at by faggots who want you to click buttons to fulfill "missions" that amount to pretty much nothing relevant either. Only looking for dino DNA to clone and put in your park is important and all that content is essentially locked behind a time gate. Yea, it's really fun to start your park with exactly ONE type of dino.

What a retarded game.

3a758f  No.16647058

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>>16646985

>What is the point of this game?

I ask myself that every day.


ac1893  No.16647068

File: 5fa8c996deabf19⋯.mp4 (3.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Gott ist tot.mp4)

>>16647058

Very true but not exactly what I was hoping for.


0c40bd  No.16647076

Tfw JPOG2 never ever.


b55960  No.16647078

Play Operation Genesis anon, both the atmosphere and management portions of the game are much better.


b55960  No.16647080

>>16647076

This was supposed to be it, what a dissapointment.


ac1893  No.16647095

What gets me is that FDev actually have another park simulator that's supposedly much more in-depth and yet they couldn't be assed to copy that and add dinos on top.

Then again, I should have known what sort of non-gameplay to expect from the people who made Elite Dangerous.


3a758f  No.16647122

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>>16647068

In that case, I'd say the point was hollywood needed a cynical cash grab tie-in for the second JP reboot, so they approached a washed up studio who could churn one out on the cheap.


b55960  No.16647273

>>16647122

Yeah, it was obviously rushed to shit

What pisses me off is that it sold well but they have yet to better the management options with the DLC and updates.


46ed55  No.16647281

>>16646985

>What is the point of this game?

Fund Elite Dangerous


2ed821  No.16647394

The point of the game is to try to make a park with dinosaurs, that will fail, causing the dinosaurs to escape and eat people. This appeals to gamers who are of the type who played The Sims and loved putting the sims into small doorless rooms and lighting it on fire, or putting them in pools and removing the ladder.

Basically, it's designed to fail, both because there are natural disasters that you cannot adequately prepare for, and the human element (the three "factions" will actively sabotage shit like cutting off the power if you support someone else, which you have to because it's zero-sum). While this is actually quite faithful to the message of the book, it's FUCKING DOGSHIT from a gameplay perspective.


b55960  No.16647409

>>16647394

>What is sandbox?

>What is every management SIM

>What is Operation Genesis

Kill yourself cuckchan nigger


ac1893  No.16647574

>>16647409

What do your points have to do with anything?

There's no management in this game and barely any sand in the box.


b55960  No.16647594

>>16647574

He's dissing every single management game you idiot


ac1893  No.16647601

>>16647594

No he's not. Good management games aren't zero sum games.


f1965d  No.16647628

>>16647409

You're trying too hard to fit in, redditor.




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