639b61 No.16646258
Why is media server shitting the bed every day now?
f0c460 No.16646295
>>16646284
>lords of the fallen
is that game good? Looks pretty average
>>16646290
>second webm
delete this you sick fucker
639b61 No.16646300
>>16646295
not really
Very clunky and a 100% perfect example of style over function.
f0c460 No.16646305
>>16646300
Shame. I'll not bother then.
>forgot to post my signature video in the webm thread
How foolish of me.
ec272b No.16646329
>>16646323
>not knowing Bakemonogatari
ec272b No.16646336
>>16646332
What you waiting for? bakemono is great
f0c460 No.16646359
>click a webm
>doesn't load
>wait 5 minutes
>still hasn't loaded
the fuck is going on with this site, it was fine earlier and now it's doing this shit again. Posting a reddit meme for this insolence.
0ed14c No.16646422
>>16646303
That's a really nice shotgun, but it looks like you might get something akin to Garand thumb the way it snaps shut when you push the shell in.
6333b5 No.16646429
>>16646336
toothbrush scene then
d2a0d2 No.16646434
>>16646328
>#BlockLivesMatter
Top kek
f0c460 No.16646483
>>16646466
>Can't even watch the video taking the piss out of the sites speed
This site is so good
a6d524 No.16646508
>>16646297
Wow that second one was fucking incredible. absolutely amazing! It must have taken him so many rounds to learn it so well. He totally earned it. Give him the small medium prize.
b0ccbb No.16646522
Can someone recommend me a good pair of steel toe work boots?
b0ccbb No.16646645
>>16646305
>You'll never have your posts printed out and studied by the FBI
Why live
979f37 No.16646659
>>16646305
>If you don't obey your jewish masters you're an incel and should be publicly shamed for not being a worthless whore
089cdf No.16646776
>>16646761
>CSGOY
The magnum opus of shitboxes, even worse than dorksouls
a1720a No.16646794
Why is the media server so shit?
58e775 No.16646843
>>16646823
>1st webm
What game?
5dc5a6 No.16646850
>>16646305
>the incel community
13b1ac No.16646899
>when you make a shitload of bladerunner webms you never get to post anywhere
089cdf No.16647054
>>16646976
>(67)
>all these webms that usually get spammed in webm threads along with shitty frag vids
Why?
2c8ef2 No.16647065
>>16646305
Imagine being such a loser, that you need to post Jewed shit on a board of losers most of whom actually don't give a fuck about "muh evil wamin"
089cdf No.16647090
>>16647065
>being this much of a white knight
2c8ef2 No.16647133
>>16647090
Keep trying newfag/kike nigger
184b3d No.16647141
>>16647054
Because video games
edad67 No.16647442
>>16647438
He's currently under investigation for re-releasing skyrim under different brand names hundreds of times.
afb9c3 No.16647570
>>16646384
>2nd webm
how much does a setup like that cost? and most importantly, if it breaks who the fuck repairs it?
cfea0d No.16647606
>>16647596
Juji you crazy fucker stop posting here and go prepare for ninja warrior, faggot.
13b1ac No.16647610
>>16647606
>prepare for ninja warrior, faggot.
Very well.
0e3105 No.16647618
>>16647438
Todd doesn't like being put in his place.
13b1ac No.16647624
All time favorite. I don't care if not vidya.
13b1ac No.16647662
Tactical Espionage Action.
79221d No.16648389
How can I shave just a tad more mbs off my videos? I keep getting it to come out JUST above 15. I don't want to make it smaller.
680bce No.16648417
>>16646309
Black Hanekawa is a bro. He's best character.
012151 No.16648422
>>16648389
put penis in computer
a0f628 No.16648459
>>16647653
So it turns out Max Payne in first person is FEAR
a0f628 No.16648467
>>16648389
Encode the audio at a slightly lower bitrate or use mkvmerge to shave a few kilobytes off. If you STILL need more, reduce the framerate of the video or downmix the audio to mono and reduce bitrate accordingly
b4933d No.16648519
>>16647090
What does the word "white knight" even mean anymore?
7e3ada No.16648670
>>16646792
>you people would know about Furcadia
I felt that
9cd1f8 No.16648720
Does anyone have the battleborn youtube shill saying "this game is dead"?
3952e9 No.16648752
Does anyone have the short webm of a dude watching goblin slayer on an iPad and then sticking a fleshlight onto it
8ec2d6 No.16648946
>>16648833
LOGH is such a great series.
78df79 No.16649003
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How do I make videos like the attached? E.g., just attaching flags onto the video like this.
32edc6 No.16649107
>>16649003
Supposedly Adobe Premiere has motion tracking if you don't feel like fucking around with keyframes. There's also BorisFX if you want motion tracking in MAGIX Vegas.
680bce No.16649150
>>16649107
What the fuck is that country?
a2fecb No.16649172
>>16649150
Australia is the result of the abbos burning down everything turning anything that survived into hell spawns.
5bd30b No.16649241
>>16648051
What the hell happened?
06c596 No.16649247
>>16649241
Mechanic decided that he was done with life, so he hijacked the biggest jet airliner that he could get his hands on during maintenance and flew it into the sky, then he started doing barrel rolls and shit. He didn't think it was possible to do a barrel roll in a commercial jet, so when he succeeded, he decided to try another one.
5bd30b No.16649279
>>16648720
Man, when I heard about hardcore henry and a first person style movie I thought it would be stupid shit. Then I watched it on a stream and I fucking loved the movie. Both my brothers didn't like it for some reason, but the movie just focused on what it did best all the way though: being a goddamn action movie. Really wouldn't mind a sequel, as long as its made by the same people.
edad67 No.16649375
>>16649266
is that chris-chan at 0:07?
b60056 No.16649427
>>16649390
>soundless webms
go back
7a167c No.16649437
>>16649390
>Soundless webm of barely any gameplay
>>>/back/
9aa0b1 No.16649443
>>16647596
>that gut
>that raw muscle
pic related every time. That dude can punch bears
b7da02 No.16649513
>>16648946
>no sound on one of the best webms ever made
a99f0a No.16649713
Does anyone have the webm of a still image of kurisu doing the cat ears with her hands and this great bossa nova song playing? Or does anyone have the source on that song?
06c596 No.16649719
>>16649687
What the fuck is this from?
2e8337 No.16649721
>>16649719
>Not knowing about that R* game
>>>/reddit/
6d29cb No.16649725
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16649713
>Does anyone have the source on that song?
Here you go, anon.
06c596 No.16649726
>>16649723
>>16649721
Oh fuck right off, you're telling me this is in LA Noire? What's this mod?
2e8337 No.16649727
>>16649726
>LA Noire? What's this mod?
Just play the game, newnigger. You're not in any position to throw any slurs for being an ignorant retard.
c525b6 No.16649730
>>16649717
>>16649725
Thank you both. It's much appreciated.
>>16649726
>doesn't know LA Noire
Wow, how fucking new are you?
>What's this mod
Just when you think he can't ask a more retarded question, there he goes.
06c596 No.16649731
>>16649727
I didn't throw any slurs in the first place, what an odd choice of words.
c525b6 No.16649807
>>16649799
Anyone have LOGH webm about degeneracy/ how modernity was?
b4fe88 No.16649810
>>16647090
>expecting pol nigger to not be a white knight
Anon, you know better.
2e75b0 No.16649863
>>16647570
I get the feeling anyone with the cash to buy one could just pay someone with technical prowess to do it for them privately, and otherwise if they made it themselves then they'd implicitly be able to repair it too.
also, sauce on webm? golden vid.
93c682 No.16650291
>>16648051
this gets me every fuckin time
true salute to the skyking
de7d38 No.16650432
>>16649241
>he doesnt know about skyking
Newfag confirmed.
>>16649247
>spoonfeeding newfags
afb9c3 No.16650651
>>16649863
I have no clue I saved it from here, sorry
73a0d6 No.16650733
>>16650651
Why its so hard to learn how to swim? Literally every 2-3 month toddler can swim.
639b61 No.16650737
>>16650733
>2-3 month white toddlers
089cdf No.16650743
>>16650733
How do I into swimming?
b576aa No.16650765
>>16650651
Okay I laughed out lout that might be one of the most retarded things I've seen recently.
eb21fb No.16650783
>>16650651
what the fuck were they trying to do? grab the wood? why?
89f581 No.16650785
>>16649513
Sorry anon here i have the sound version of the first webm.
97e886 No.16650838
>>16650737
>saints row 2 insurance fraud activity
d280b3 No.16650873
>>16647606
God I wish I could play like that.
bb658c No.16650886
>>16650873
youre on a computer, emulate it, even a toaster can run the game well on the right settings
d280b3 No.16650937
>>16650886
I think you read me wrong m8.
I have a physical copy.
6b2b14 No.16650966
>>16650899
>third webm
That really took me by surprise.
bb658c No.16650967
>>16650937
Oh thats fucking wicked.
Just keep playing and one day I heard it just *clicks* and suddenly you gain the skills of a god yourself.
Unfortunately I didnt have that kind of patience with the game when I emulated it, maybe ill try it again some other day.
aa8313 No.16650973
>>16650733
The muscles of the human body come in two types: slow twitch and fast twitch. The body also has two types of energy systems: aerobic or anaerobic. They generate adenosine triphosphate (ATP), which causes the muscles to contract. Type I fibers are associated with strength and endurance; they’re slow to fire. Type II fibers fire more quickly, but also tire faster. Slow twitch fibers use oxygen more efficiently; fast twitch fibers do not burn oxygen to create energy. West Africans have genes which cause them to have considerably more fast twitch fibers than other genetic groups. This has led to their dominance in games of speed in the modern day, and arises from their need to evade predation in history. Those who could not evade did not survive to breed. West Africans, however, also lack slow twitch muscle fibers. This is why Africans are notoriously poor swimmers, as swimming requires endurance and successful application of slow twitch muscle. No African swimmer has ever qualified for the US Olympic team, for example. They can’t–and may never–due to their genetics. Additionally, blacks and whites–as well as the other races–have significant differences in their bone densities. While Africans are fast, Europeans dominate weightlifting competitions. Pound for pound, whites are stronger than blacks. Europeans have far more slow twitch fibers than Africans, and so can maintain huge strength over the time required to lift weights. Along with muscle fibers, blacks and whites have differences in fat-free body mass, distribution of subcutaneous fat, length of limbs relative to the trunk, and body protein contents. The African center of mass is 3% higher than Europeans’. They therefore have a 1.5% speed difference in sprinting, while Europeans have a 1.5% speed advantage in swimming. East Asians who are the same height as whites are even more favored in swimming, but they are shorter on average and thus tend not to set records.
b7da02 No.16651097
>>16650973
This reads like an RPG bestiary
aa8313 No.16651105
>>16651097
Europeans, Africans, Asians, Australians, and Americans (you know, "natives") are genetically separate species. It's important to present this information with dispassion.
d204a3 No.16651112
>>16651105
Close, but no. Europids, Australoids, Mongoloids, and Negroids are the four main groupings which are indeed separate species (but aren't classified as such due to political bias in science). Feather Indians are Asiatic, and referring to them as 'Americans' is falling for kike propaganda.
aa8313 No.16651132
>>16651112
>Feather Indians are Asiatic
The FST between East Asians and "native americans" is greater than the FST between Europeans and East Asians. They're their own species now.
d204a3 No.16651140
>>16651132
Perhaps between Japanese and Koreans, but all East Asians aren't the same. Feather Indians are descended from the Siberian tribes, who are themselves quite different to the other East Asians, and if you look at them you can see it easily in both physical appearance and linguistic relationships.
aa8313 No.16651144
>>16651140
European-Asian FST: 0.122
Siberian-American FST: 0.144
Anon, just read up some more.
960d43 No.16651184
>>16650873
Mike Kob IS Alexander the great.
>no damage KMS runs
>on level DIE
>when he does use the godhand or roulette powers, it's almost like the game is far too easy for him
Truly a master of games. Master of breaking them too.
a0f628 No.16651205
>>16649107
When will Sam Hyde come back?
e466b8 No.16651270
>>16650831
Did the shark get one of the dogs or did the dogs fuck up the shark?
089cdf No.16651285
>>16650886
>even a toaster can run the game well on the right settings
are there any guides out there for emulating games on toasters? PS2/GC games run like total ass
6b2b14 No.16651355
>>16651285
>PS2/GC
Well, obviously. They're the most difficult to run afterall.
1f1ac6 No.16651379
>>16651285
Some GC games are more difficult to emulate than others; Xenoblade Chronicles 2 requires a top-of-the-line PC generally or close to it, whereas Windwaker doesn't need so much to work smoothly. In general, though, you need a fairly good PC to emulate GC games. n64, GBC/GBA/DS, PS1, and below, are able to run on pretty low-end rigs, however.
2e75b0 No.16651674
>>16651112
god i feel bad for the guy in webm 2, what was he supposed to do? He reacts in time to save himself from the careening car that then… turns at the last moment to just specifically hit him.
also holy shit filename for webm 3 is gud.
3a9923 No.16651795
>>16651207
story behind this?
7bba8b No.16651819
>>16651795
>google image seach
>get pic related
I guess all you need to know is that those guys are all having a damn good time.
79221d No.16651832
>>16648467
I think I figured it out, but now it just says invalid webm when I try and post it. Vorbis, vp8, under 16mb. I don't know what the issue is.
dc5f29 No.16651985
these guys still manage to spook me after all these years.
a0f628 No.16652003
>>16651832
Why are you using vorbis and VP8 instead of opus and VP9?
79221d No.16652025
>>16652003
But do you know why it doesn't upload?
edad67 No.16652125
>>16646318
Do you have the one where Kaz says "Boss you killed a child" followed by "Excellent that's why you're the best Boss."
089cdf No.16652130
>>16652077
>dressup like some tranny
<just to call other people gay
Why do closeted fags do this?
65154b No.16652139
>>16652130
It's some kind of edit, you can see his real face for like half a second when he throws off the towel
089cdf No.16652164
>>16652139
I thought it was a filter like the one that chink femoids use
14f677 No.16652272
>>16646271
60-70s was weird were you could were a mesh top and still be straight.
6f8786 No.16652349
>>16646305
>blackpill4u
>4u
There's no way this isn't a joke.
3547c2 No.16652376
>>16646346
Seal one made me contemplate years of life as a seal and the idea of resurrection on a karmic wheel. I don't fancy going down much.
3547c2 No.16652493
>>16649863
>2nd one
Dirty bastard wants clamping
>>16650783
>'grab the wood' why?
It floats better than niggermeat
>>16650651
What the fuck is he going for that bit of wood for in the first place? Especially knowing he's so shit at swimming? It's amazing how quickly niggers die in water, the panic grips them like a vice and that loss of control condemns them. I see a lesser version of it now and then when a nig turns up at my pool, the.males are nervous and virtually incapable to a man, the women can usually manage.
I swim erry day the longest I've held my breath is 2mins 34sec, that's 22 seconds longer than this entire video and I wasn't even at a crisis stage in a minute and a half you get 2 dead, literally all you have to do to survive is go onto your back, not move and breathe normally
2e6c4d No.16652563
>>16652164
>>16652130
>>16652139
It's the gender bender filter from instagram.
b83ecd No.16652594
>>16652130
Does crossdressing and being a tranny make you gay? There are some "lesbian" mtf dudes out there, so while it's extremely deranged, I'd think it'd only be gay if you thought of them as actual women.
b576aa No.16652605
>>16652594
They're in the closet.
39fb3f No.16652953
c0cd3b No.16653218
>>16652025
Post your command line.
79221d No.16653672
>>16653218
fmpeg -i input.mkv -threads 4 -cpu-used 0 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -quality good -crf 4 -b:v 1M -pass 1 output.webm
I do two passes though
011194 No.16653740
>>16650783
He wanted to make a stool out of it.
74d718 No.16653848
>>16646322
Nice dubs. That dancing guy looks like he's having fun.
025efc No.16654041
>>16651985
that's was fucking awesome
a0f628 No.16654056
>>16653672
The first pass is supposed to output to /dev/null. Or NUL if you're on wangblows
b576aa No.16654084
>>16646429
Toothbrush scene was in Nisemonogatari.
639b61 No.16654354
Have you ever realized you've been playing one of your favorite games wrong? I always took my time and hid in cover instead of going balls in with the slo-mo enabled. Never really used it unless I was diving out of cover.
I'd love to show you video, but OBS slows the game down to single digit framerate and Shadowplay never worked to begin with. Ever.
1f0f96 No.16655053
>>16654354
Do you have another computer?
Try a cheap shit capture card and let the second computer handle it.
79221d No.16655377
>>16654056
Really? I'll try that.
a72d9b No.16655841
Does anyone have the WebM where a virtual girl is dancing to the "I need a hero" song?
354988 No.16656662
>>16646305
I hate how in these police shows nobody gives a fuck about your rights, and everyone the police harass on he streets is a fucking coward.
Unless you are on a black alley with the cop armed, in which situation you will say to the judge that everything you spouted then was under pressure and therefore invalid in court you shouldn't tell anything beyond your name and full address to a cop unless your lawyer is at your side.
Anons, hear me out: Most of the time the police is lying in an attempt to make you say things you don't need. Be aware of your civil rights.
4dccf7 No.16656841
>want to make a webm of a radio broadcast archive
>15 minutes long, but the only visual data is a single static image
>webm for retards still bloats it to 8MB after i've resized it and slashed the bitrate
Is there something I can do better or should I just use fmmpeg? I only want there to be a single image for the entire webm.
don't bother answering me, command line autist
fe3ef3 No.16656854
>>16656841
Try lowering the framerate.
93ebd5 No.16656899
>>16656841
It would help to know why your file is 8MB. Without knowing whether the audio or video bitrates are too high (or both) no one can provide a conclusive answer.
4dccf7 No.16657080
>>16656899
This is the latest finished file.
>>16656854
I'll try this.
707b3d No.16657100
>>16652493
>go onto your back, not move and breathe normally
Not all of us are so overweight we can float on water
153d1d No.16657126
Did s somebody have that "where are the video games?" webm with vivian?
3b0b1b No.16657152
aaand thats all i got for now
ccc2a7 No.16657214
>>16657204
>>16657189
>>16657174
>>16657157
>>16657135
>>16657110
>>16657120
Are all these hockey webms proof we're being invaded by normalfags or is it just a result of Cuckada day?
ea94c0 No.16657218
>>16657214
Every webm you posted, I've seen before. Post something new.
979f37 No.16657232
>>16657214
>we're being invaded by normalfags
Yes, just like with cuckchan everyone heard how edgy this place was and now they're coming from cuckchan which is a normalfag shithole
3547c2 No.16657241
>>16657100
170lb and 6ft. I'll wager you've not been in a sizeable body of water in a very long time talking this kind of utter nonsense.
8560e4 No.16657260
>>16657232
> just like with cuckchan everyone heard how edgy this place was and now they're coming from cuckchan
Then why has /v/ been getting slower and fucking slower?
d5a3f4 No.16657270
>>16657260
the media server in general seems to die around the same time every day, so I don't know if it's an actual DDOS happening every day at the same time or if there's some other shit going on
19675f No.16657324
>>16657260
this board has shitty reddit tier moderation and the actual cancer like subhuman spic trash and yurocancer isn't purged like it should be
025efc No.16657495
>>16657214
There's literally millions of koreans in the VRChat like a cockroach. What gives?
5252a0 No.16657669
>>16657218
i didn't mind the hockey webms, thanks for posting them
1fab5f No.16657755
>>16649374
>chink dies jumping off bridge into water
did he just dive wrong? people dive from higher height and survive
edad67 No.16657768
>>16657755
>did he just dive wrong
>landed on the water spread eagle
I think he dived wrong anon. I mean I'm no expert but his execution (no pun intended) looked really flawed.
93ebd5 No.16657773
>>16652493
>I swim erry day the longest I've held my breath is 2mins 34sec
Can this be improved with practice, and by how much?
ee2c66 No.16657777
>>16657755
>>chink dies jumping off bridge into water
>did he just dive wrong? people dive from higher height and survive
He hit the water with his body somewhat spread out and on his back even, the surface tension impacted most of the body. A belly flop basically. He may as well have jumped half that height into concrete.
ee2c66 No.16657783
>>16657755
>>16657777
>his body somewhat spread out and on his back even
Watched it again closely. "Somewhat" is an understatement.
979f37 No.16657786
>>16657260
Cause people are leaving and newfags are coming
639b61 No.16657832
>>16657755
no he changed his underpants too quickly and it cut off the circulation from his legs to the rest of the body
it's two different people
bf4266 No.16659634
>>16658899
what the fuck is wrong with this frame holy shit vivian are you alright?
300111 No.16659663
>>16657214
You're posting facebook memes you fucking hypocrite waste of oxygen.
d50a82 No.16659667
>>16659634
I was made by a piece of shit, commie thief. What did you expect?
300111 No.16659669
bf4266 No.16659738
>>16659667
dont be so rough on your parents anon
d50a82 No.16659759
>>16659738
Damn, I didn't even notice I said "I" instead of "It." I'm just as retarded as the commie faggots I hate…
97a150 No.16659807
>>16657100
So…. you're saying you don't have lungs?
b576aa No.16659827
025efc No.16660007
639b61 No.16660693
Holy bloated filesize, Batman!
f24d35 No.16660698
>>16657100
Humans are buoyant,anon.
How do you think they find the bodies of people who drowned?
639b61 No.16660715
>>16660698
corpses bloat up with the stomach gas
you have to be perfectly still and flail with your arms and legs at least a little bit to stay afloat if you're alive
f24d35 No.16660738
>>16660715
>flail with your arms and legs at least a little bit
Don't you do that subconciously though?
You just need to fullfil the prior condition by not panicking.
I might have forgotten how I first learned to swim
cd55e2 No.16660780
c881f1 No.16660784
>>16660780
I really need to make some more Twin Peaks webms.
ab0ddb No.16660831
Im sick and tired of watching the same webms posted over and over again, have something new
ab0ddb No.16660879
AND EVEN SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW
hot off the encoder
0c1484 No.16663189
0c1484 No.16663285
>>16651112
3rd webm looks like the middle school i used to go, we turned off the lights and everyone would have a brawl until someone turned on the lights.
8bd7eb No.16663847
>>16660879
Jesus, they really live like animals there
f6667e No.16664784
>>16657773
Lung ventilation + breath exercises + psychological readiness to fight choke response and not stressing out.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=QjMLtaZzU_s
ea6c35 No.16666683
Anyone have that kicking webm where a guy is just kicking everything with some music dubbed over
7ffc14 No.16668474