b22e87 No.16617825
Hey guys I know many of us actually have good memories related to garry's mod rather than just trouble in terrorist town nonsense so yeah I made this video talking about how gmod used to be and how It teached me how to install mods and how beautiful the animation community this game has created was
[Don't shill your YouTube channel faggot]
I hope it's fine to post this here but if not I shall delet, I just don't really know how else to share it with the world without looking like a cunt so here I am
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076513 No.16617833
That OP is a fAGGOT! hehehe I'm gonna slap the privates out of your mouth
DIIIICKsmissed
b22e87 No.16617844
>>16617833
Thank you so much for your very insightful reply
https://youtu.be/N5TWbeav7hI?t=60
I appreciate you annon
b22e87 No.16617861
>>16617855
I also tried joining the ACF community but I was way too fucking retarded to stick to it, the moment I got one of my bootleg tanks to work doh was pretty nice doh
6ce91b No.16617894
Is this your channel? Because holy shit you're a massive faggot, just fuck off.
4e46e2 No.16617898
When did DarkRP turn to shit /v/aggots? Remember when you could actually LARP and do fun shit instead of getting rulecucked by 12-year-old admins who bought the position?
also RIP zombie survival, probably what made GMod my favorite game for three years straight
b22e87 No.16617902
>>16617894
never implied I am not, sorry for hurting your feelings annon
b22e87 No.16617909
>>16617898
Honestly I don't know, it's a fucking epidemic of 12yo on every Gmod addon that used to be fun. Zombie survival was amazing doh there are still a few servers that I kind of ok but nothing compared to how it was five years ago
4edd5a No.16617924
>>16617919
Garry's Mod is 15 years old.
b22e87 No.16617926
>>16617924
Gmod is older than it's actual community
076513 No.16617928
>>16617898
>DarkRP
>RP
<GEE VEE WHY DID IT TURN BAD???
b22e87 No.16617940
>>16617928
Same goes for most WoW roleplaying servers, can't wait to see the shitfest that will occur once classic is released because we didn't have furries back in 2004
16412f No.16617965
I miss that /v/ server. Too bad 2 revival attempts were made and failed.
>>16617894
You look like someone I would have known in Highschool.
b22e87 No.16617980
>>16617965
Yeah I guess Gmod got old enough for peopke to lose interest easily in it and about highschool I finished 2 years ago in Romania so if you're from here maybe
Also can't wait to get cum delivered in my mailbox after you guys figure out where I live
a36ba6 No.16618011
b22e87 No.16618036
>>16618028
Why don't you sage then?
b22e87 No.16618073
>>16618053
them and people who think /v/ cares about their shitty videos
ec0ee2 No.16618086
>>16617898
>RIP zombie survival
But I've been playing it all day, it isnt the same as Mr greens but its still pretty fun
b22e87 No.16618088
>>16618082
>implying I earn anything from a retarded video on a channel who has more than 40 subscribers and who also has multiple copyright claims from the soundtrack
b22e87 No.16618091
>>16618086
yeah the servers that were't completely fucked by streamers and their child armies are still ok
ec0ee2 No.16618111
>>16618091
people watch faggots play zs on gmod? its the most boring shit to watch
b22e87 No.16618126
>>16618111
You'd be surprised how big their fanbase is and how many streamers got popular due to addons that were released years ago, it's kinda shitty to see gmod get raped so harshly but such is life in the days of twitch
13e023 No.16618131
I used to play gmod with my little sister and we would play with animal ragdolls like they were dolls and make them little caves to live in out of the rock models from hl2. I don't think I have it saved anywhere but I also made a short comic where luigi rents an apartment or something in rp_hometown1999, just to send her.
c60e37 No.16618162
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>>16618131
That was nice of you, anon.
>>16618152
Few are as good at gmod griefing than BobJimJoeJackson, stgggs, and - dare I speak his reddit infested name - Danielfromsl.
743615 No.16618175
Speaking of GMod I have to ask, I am making some custom models as commision for someone and they asked me to not use eyelashes anymore because they don't show up correctly in GMod, apparently there is no backface material support for the engine, is that correct?
b22e87 No.16618205
>>16618131
Oh this takes me back, I used to play Gmod with my little sister too back and after I left her my steam accoutrements she put about 300 hours in the game , she loved the idea of playing around in an infinite dollhouse heh. If you do find the comic please post it.
b22e87 No.16618214
>>16618175
I'm on a few gmod discord servers and everyone is complaining that they can't modify the faces of new custom models so it's possible
716544 No.16618262
>>16618162
>dare I speak his reddit infested name
What's wrong with him? I haven't kept track of what they've been up to for years.
743615 No.16618276
>>16618214
Oh well, can't do much about that, only keep making the models as they ask me too, but since they use them in more than one program I still warn them some of their requests will need transparency in some areas.
1f9f09 No.16618691
c35085 No.16618701
>>16617825
pretty sure you can still host and run a ver 9
d74c9e No.16618724
I still remember playing this shit back before the Orange Box was even a thing. I remember buying games like CS:S (worthwhile purchase) and DoD: Source just so that all the mods would work.
b232d4 No.16618737
Got me into programming. Now I work for the man and every night I wake up in a cold sweat waiting for my phone to start ringing. 2/10 would not play again.
e66fba No.16618751
78d737 No.16618753
>Me and bud hog the Gun dealer job with a limit of 2 on DarkRP
>Become pals with 2 other guys
>Make shittons of money selling weapons for other people
>Store basement filled with shipments
>24 people
>4 of us keep killing everyone single one for around 45 minutes before some faggot called an admin and kicked us all
>Me and bud just laugh our asses off
Good times
1f9f09 No.16618763
>>16618751
Oh my god, you fucking retard!
DELETE THIS!!
NOOWW!!!!
4f64ac No.16618804
Fuck I remember back when there was an imageboard (I can't remember which) cinema server, all people would do is spam "Fat autistic niggers" over and over.
I miss it.
f4391d No.16618826
>>16618804
it was cereal box cinema, a lawless server once owned by VIDEOWARRIOR, now maintained as swamp cinema under one of cereal's addon creators, swamp
98a6f8 No.16618869
I don't even understand DarkRP, it seems like every rule is so arbitrary and made up on the spot. I get told off for just about everything
9d9d77 No.16618903
>>16617825
was waiting for yu to say kitty0706
the only furry i actually liked, REP
b22e87 No.16619045
b22e87 No.16619051
>>16618903
Thank you for sitting trough that much of my shit type video annon I appreciate it, and yeah kitty was the only furry I ever liked too, I would've loved to see what he would've made with his career in animating if he wouldn't have died
b22e87 No.16619055
>>16618724
Man you were pretty fucking lucky to actually get DoD and CS source back then, I only had some models from them because I was a poor cunt
4f64ac No.16619101
>>16618826
Holy shit that's the one, how anyone else even remembered is beyond me.
b242f5 No.16619128
>>16619101
As I said gmod is responsabile for actually creating communities that are strong even to this day
b242f5 No.16619140
>>16617825
Also nice video op but don't expect people here to take you seriously, this place has become a cacophony of what it once was and nobody can save it just as nobody can save 4chonk. At least you're stilul doing something you enjoy unlike all the tards in this board that are angry mommy didnt warm their tenders and gobbled on their cocks. Godspeed kitty and you're a faggot op
58a32e No.16619185
>>16618262
>they've
go back
58a32e No.16619189
>>16619140
Do you, by any chance, have alternatives?
b242f5 No.16619214
>>16619189
Nah, i just generally like gmod and everytime someone makes a thread about it it's mostly shit but you wont believe me anyways so fuck off
0fcbfc No.16619275
>>16618214
>I'm on a few gmod discord servers
This about sums up this retarded mod and everyone ever whose been into it
06ee84 No.16619381
>>16618086
You did?
My entire friend group formed off ZS, but then we all quit because our [vanilla] server died and all the others were bloated / modded shit full of kiddies.
It's been years now and we've moved on, but the prospect that there's somehow an oasis of actually-good ZS out there still excites me a lot.
If there's a good, regularly populated server still standing, please tell me.
b7abaf No.16619428
>>16619381
That is some badass art
ec0ee2 No.16619544
>>16619381
its totally different from old zs but still plays similar to it, just with different weapons/items and the same maps are picked everytime but if you vote for any other maps half the server kills themselves. It averages around 30 players with 4-5 being AFK all the time, it would be great if people actually knew how to play. its called worms zombie survival, its the only server that gets populated and doesnt make you download 30GB of useless shit
13e023 No.16619674
>>16618205
I still can't find it so it's probably lost forever, but I do have these shitty videos I made in 2011. Had to convert to webm because 8chan didn't like the audio codec
5e0822 No.16619768
>>16617898
Daily reminder that LightRP was created as a placeholder gamemode to last until someone would make a real RP gamemode for GMod 10 like the ones there were for GMod 9 and then DarkRP was just LightRP with earthquakes and random zombie spawns slapped on to it.
000000 No.16619811
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16617844
>>16617825
Invidious links so nobody give any views to those channels.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=N5TWbeav7hI
>>16619140
Stay mad, cuckchanner.
f5c3d9 No.16619823
>Being a spic
>Deviantart
Abort the thread
b22e87 No.16619825
>>16619811
You're right I should've done this from the start, thanks
b22e87 No.16619831
>>16619674
That's so nice, I'm glad you had fun with the game annon, I never got around to filming anything but I do remember how I was creating scenarios in which me and my friends were playing Xboxes since we were too poor to afford them irl, simpler times
b22e87 No.16619834
>>16619823
Actually I think Gmod was in a way responsible for exposing how deviant art used to sell art commissioned by artists behind their back, I remember a huge drama about gmod pictures being allowed to be posted there
177376 No.16620185
>>16619811
>muh placebo
Reminder that invidious stills links directly to Google's video server and there's no proof it doesn't give the video views.
b22e87 No.16620267
>>16620185
Well there is analytics and when I watched my video with the invidious I didn't get a view but I don't really know how it works anyways
935338 No.16620269
I used to enjoy going into a server before there were things like protection for your props. everyone is just in their own little area building something. I'd start building like everyone else, as a cover and every now and again carefully aim over at someone elses stuff while looking like i'm just w orking on my own stuff, and then delete some small but vital part of their contraption. sometimes they'd realize what someone did other times not and when they'd look around no one looks suspicious, honest folk were too focused on their own shit to notice what I was doing, it usually took awhile before anyone did especially if I messed up my own thing a bit so I wasn't the only one not being fucked with
4edd5a No.16620272
>>16620185
Seems better than Youtube in that it doesn't run the tons of scripts YT does, but webm/mp4 is still king.
e81bf2 No.16620328
i just want retro teamplay and zs back. i dont get what the fuck these sanity crystals do in nu-zs. i half understand that nobody develops anything new for gmod anymore because its so old now but theres still genuinely no alternative to it still after 15 years
f389d8 No.16620340
are sven co-op and synergy still a thing?
ec0ee2 No.16620369
>>16620328
the only way you're ever gonna get that golden age of random gamemodes being created just for fun is if you make your own FPS and make it moddable, there really isnt a point in modding some old game when you could put in a bit more work and make it your own thing and maybe sell it.
>sanity crystals
they're teleporters, each one that gets corrupted makes the zombies have more health, take less damage and do more damage
>>16620340
>sven
yes, stipp hugely popular and has some nice people that actually work as a team
>synergy
no, completely dead, the only way you are going to get a decent population server is to join an event or get some people together for a gamenight, same with most sourcemods
177376 No.16620472
>>16620267
Youtube's fucky with views because of their anti-bot system. I've heard anons say it counts as views and others say it doesn't, no one knows for sure including invidious' own team.
Still no reason to use it in the first place.
>>16620272
>aids is better than cancer, that means aids is good
It's fucking shit. Embedding it is even worse because it links your shit straight to google's servers. There's no reason to use it in the first place, mp4, webms, actual mirrors and non-hyperlinked text links that newfags won't click and everyone else will youtube-dl are the only acceptable choices.
f82bd1 No.16620631
The cinema and playx have been broken on the linux build for the longest time, ruining my interest in the game overall. Having fun stuff playing in the background with everyone while messing around in sandbox was the best.
d0c008 No.16620636
I wasted so many hours tricking people in MORBUS. Every second was worth it.
11ca7c No.16620824
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Those were the simple days back then…
11ca7c No.16620828
>>16620824
P.S.
>R.I.P. Tom Petty
ec0ee2 No.16620844
>>16620824
>ywn make a gmod movie
Always wanted to make one, is there still hope?
b22e87 No.16620857
>>16620844
do it, watch kitty's tutorial and revive the community
11ca7c No.16620860
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16620844
Only if you're motivated enough to do it.
I mean, everybody uses SFM these days, but G-mod is still a classic, if you know how to treat it right…
Speaking of which:
>>16620857
R.I.P.
aada7d No.16620862
>>16620844
Not for a nobody like you anon.
11ca7c No.16620873
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I feel like a moron for nearly forgetting to post this classic gem.
You just can't have a thread like this without this in it:
11ca7c No.16621023
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hard to think it's been more than 11 years, only seems like yesterday…
4e46e2 No.16621035
>>16618086
>>16619381
>>16619544
>own a small vanilla ZS server
>afraid to give out IP because don't want to be that guy
if there's enough interest I'll post it I guess
8c5152 No.16621037
>>16620844
It went the way of YTP and amd videos with bleach and limp Bizkit. The audience isn't there, the old hats have all departed and better tools have taken over. It would be surreal seeing it now.
You could still learn how to make them following various guides like the one kitty made. Just know that you'll be limited to comedy and it will never look as good as SFM. You would also be scraping for views in the new YouTube.
4e46e2 No.16621047
>>16618869
that's because it is, you can't even grief it anymore
>me and friend join a DarkRP server to cause havoc and piss everyone off because 12 year old salt is delicious
>become gun dealer, go to a secluded part of the map and buy a gun shipment, leave it there and switch jobs to one with natural armor
>respawn, go back to where I dropped the funz
>someone already found it and stole them all
>proceeds to mug us with that bullshit advert spam where you're forced to give him your cash or he calls the admin on you
>refuse, instead of shooting us he calls the admin and tells us we're FailRPing
>mfw we get banned
ec0ee2 No.16621085
>>16621035
does the server show up on the listings? how small is it? because having less than 20 is kinda shit
>>16621037
>YTP
>amd videos
<no audience
there still is an audience is just that the creators changed, look at all those reddit MLGedits fags, they all moved on to talking about random shit over gameplay, alot of YTPers stopped doing it for stupid shit but mostly they werent getting enough attention, like that emplemon goy that straight up said he stopped doing YTPs because they werent getting as much views even though he got millions and hundreds of thousands of views on almost all his YTPs.
Its not that all that old shit died, its that the creators crave more attention because nowadays they can make serious money from it, they all jump on the latest bandwagon and e-drana just to boost their fame
>SFM
>good looking
it looks jankier than stop motion gmod
>you can only make comedy
Not everything has to be a comedy, it just has to be worth watching
>>16621047
rulecucks are the faggiest people ever, you get away with more shit if you actively break the rules in plain sight than you do by playing the game normally
11ca7c No.16621098
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
For those who want proof it can still go strong, watch all 4 Episodes of this series:
390c72 No.16621101
>>16620828
I completely forgot that he died, think i'll listen to a few songs for old times.
4e46e2 No.16621103
>>16621085
It has 16 slots, no reason to go above it since it never gets more than two players a day
ec0ee2 No.16621161
>>16621103
did you ever advertise it or post the IP anywhere?
why do you still have the server up despite getting no players?
4e46e2 No.16621189
>>16621161
There's really nowhere to advertise GMod servers, people only check the server list and the tags, and nobody ever joins an empty server. I can't be on it 24/7 with my friends, so it really just can't go anywhere.
I keep the VPS up because I've hosted gamenights on the same IP, it's only 5 bux a month so it's no big loss at all
3ab551 No.16621195
>>16617898
What the fuck is with all the asshole kids on Gmod now? I played Gmod when I was a kid and I wasn't such a fucking cuck about it like these kids are.
ec0ee2 No.16621211
>>16621189
why not host a zs gamenight?
>>16621195
>What the fuck is with all the asshole kids on Gmod now?
Kids changed, they dont talk about fucking your mother or about how they are 6'7" and totally jacked anymore, they actually act like spoiled kids that throw tantrums and other shit, even the teenagers nowadays act like manchildren getting pissed at the smallest of things then crying to some fagmin
3ab551 No.16621216
Also, lemme tell you fags a simple but annoying story.
>2014
>playing Gmod with some buddies on a random server
>spawn giant cubes
>everybody starts swinging each other around with cubes
>we're all on voice chat
>we're all laughing our asses off
>everybody's having a good time
>suddenly some squeaky-voiced faggot comes on
<WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
>turns out to be a mod
>starts kicking people in mass for "prop pushing"
>by the time he's finished there's literally only one other person on the server left with him
Can somebody please explain this mentality to me? It reminds me of the arbitrary rules you'd see in kindergarten just so the school staff can exert power.
11ca7c No.16621231
>>16621195
You possibly weren't spoiled like they are.
It took me 3 years to save up for a medium tier Laptop good enough to run G-mod back then, and today that laptop is nothing but backyard scrap compared to everything else.
If their middle-class parents are able to afford them Grade-A computers more than good enough to run the game effortlessly, imagine what they spend on them on Christmas.
And yet they made all spanking illegal in most of Europe…
b22e87 No.16621244
>>16621216
>See people have fun
>Me no have fun
>Must ensure others don't either.
>Am a fag
716544 No.16621249
>>16619185
they as in e-celebs you autistic faggot
>>16621216
>squeaky-voiced faggot
It's all power-tripping, that's all. Anytime some kid gets a little bit of power they always abuse it.
390c72 No.16621258
no fun allowed unless approved first.
11ca7c No.16621274
>>16621231
Let me add on that (and the problem with society today)…
In most of Europe today, abuse claims for children are pretty much like rape claims for women. Any kid can say it happened at your hands, and your entire life is over from that point on because you are guilty until "partially" proven innocent. Pretty much if a kid gets disciplined for anything, he can call the police at any time to claim abuse for anything.
No parent dares to discipline their child because of that, the little Antichrist could get them arrested for Abuse of a Minor.
Yep, it's true…
e0ee3f No.16621275
>>16620340
>>16620369
Is our Sven server still around? We used to have a board for it, but it's been dead for over half a year now.
bb12eb No.16621324
>nostalgia about gmod
I feel so ancient right now I might grow roots and start waiting for some random hero to consult me on how to save the world.
aaa016 No.16621343
>>16619811
> another shitty essay about nothing
Boring.
3ab551 No.16621349
>>16621324
Skyrim is eight years old.
635afb No.16621362
>>16621343
>Twenty-One Kikelets
End your self immediately.
bb12eb No.16621368
>>16621349
BUY DEKU NUTS YOU DUMB FAGGOT
ec0ee2 No.16621476
>>16621343
what good is there left to enjoy in modern gmod?
d141bc No.16621530
i gave up on multiplayer, i like to mess around in singleplayer but there aren't a lot of fun maps with npcs in them except for coop and horror maps
d4cf8e No.16621755
>>16621530
The magic really is in multiplayer. You don't appreciate the really well done maps, like Nipper's maps, unless you've played them 20 times with a group of people
ec0ee2 No.16623704
>>16621755
most maps are way too big for the server population or just dont fit the gamemode that well, and even if there was a good gmod map getting it voted to be played is impossible
c77870 No.16623736
>>16621476
>all that and just 2 minutes in jail
9f0b5b No.16623978
>>16621343
>Blurryface
Fucking garbage faggot wigger song
aa19be No.16624027
>>16621189
The radmod devs are looking for permanent hosts for servers, maybe it's something of interest to you to host?
>>>/vg/141426
ec0ee2 No.16624177
>>16624027
radmod sucks go host your own servers if you want to play it that much
4e46e2 No.16628378
>had to accept a EULA that explicitly mentions being a bad goy is against the rules and you can get banned from all servers for it
remember when you could just play games and have fun?
df24d9 No.16629774
>>16628378
Reminder, eula's aren't binding
You own your software.
Britcucks can't actually have any legal jurisdiction over burgers.
5e0822 No.16631149
>>16620369
>[Sven Coop] has some nice people that actually work as a team
Well that sounds like a drastic change from a couple of years ago. I take it Sniper finally got a helicopter ride?
a0f68f No.16631765
>>16617898
Even the gamemode's creator is fed up with the shitty servers and made a guide on how to make a good DarkRP server.
700827 No.16631841
>>16631765
It's almost like when CM took over /pol/
>allow users to create their own community and moderate it as they see fit
>most popular community becomes rulecucked beyond belief
>instead of moving to a different community or creating a new one everyone just sits and complains about the current one
>overlords step in and undo the very thing they created
ec0ee2 No.16635648
>old garrys mod can never really be played anymore
>check some sourcemods
>check zombie master
>bunch of faggots on talking shit about people from here raiding their servers and how to prevent it
>some sperg that stutters and tries to be funny for the last 2 hours suggests a password generated by an enigma machine or some dumb shit
>everyone on the server takes the idea super seriously
Why do all the sourcemods get taken over by cucks? I just wanted to play zombie master, instead i got a bynch of spergy americans spouting 4cuck memes
>>16631149
its always been like that for me, the only time you ever get people not working with you are those max level faggots on the SCXMP servers that defy gravity to get past all the objectives and cant die
89b3dc No.16640016
Literally never even played Gmod in my entire life
6e6cd3 No.16640918
>>16621035
>>16621103
Post the IP or let us add you. After seeing the shitshow of brat-filled servers, I'll gladly join.
0fcbfc No.16640976
>>16640016
You didn't miss anything and still aren't. It was and always will be nothing but autism
0fcbfc No.16640986
>>16624177
>radmod sucks
Jesus fucking christ what is going on with this fucking board lately?
4e46e2 No.16641452
>>16617898
Tried DarkRP again for the hell of it and it really has gone to shit
>day 1, RP as hobo-oracle, offering libertarian-based advice to everyone who comes by
>richfags end up donating over $2,000,000 to me
>day 2, do it again, get more donations
>day 3, set up a hobo camp in the square surrounded by TVs telling people not to talk shit about the beta
>see someone RPing as president Obongo, as libertarian it is my duty to save the nation
>run up and put a few rounds in him, get mowed down by cops
>admin then jails me and warns me for failRP
>literally says trial-moderator in his name so I can only assume this is babby's first hotpocket job
>can't answer any question I tell him about why it was failRP, I bought a gun and used it to further my schizophrenic hobo needs
>ignores me and warns me
>later team up with a gun dealer to go for round 2 on Obummer
>we walk five feet and some nig tries to mug him
>promptly put a bullet in his head and kill him
>same mod TPs me and jails me for FailRP again
>apparently stopping someone else from getting mugged isn't realistic
>get b& for "repeated minor offences" (two)
I guess that's what I get for trying to have fun
4e46e2 No.16641471
>>16640918
23.239.16.112
let me know if you join so I can see if this works out for a gamenight sometime in the future
6e6cd3 No.16643511
>>16641452
That's fucking depressing anon. Power-tripping spoilt brats are the bane of this existence
<see including, but not limited to: antifa
>>16641471
Thank you; it werks! However, please see pic related. I have CS:S and TF2, but I presume that my lack of HL2 is the issue here?
700827 No.16643570
>>16643511
HL2 is kind of required to make the game work at all, anon
6e6cd3 No.16643619
>>16643570
Haha yeah, I remember that it used to be that way, but not anymore it seems? Pic is what joining a random darkrp results in.
64b970 No.16643633
>>16643570
not anymore my dude pretty sure it's standalone/uses the source SDK base
>>16643511
did you try resetting the game then joining?
works sometimes when i have errors for things i know i have
700827 No.16643637
>>16643619
as far as some servers go that one is really in terms of autism. Some of them you can't walk five feet without being reminded to read the MOTD or donate.
also
>5 day ban for breaking artificial rules
dog bless
beb124 No.16643698
>>16629774
>>16628378
So what if they perma you from their servers? You cant legally circumvent a ban by going to court
fb95e8 No.16644832
>>16640986
the underage grew up and realized radmod is shit.
cadfaa No.16644864
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I never really played much Gmod, but I remember really enjoying old griefing videos.
ec0ee2 No.16646839
>>16640986
>REEEE
>SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE WHAT I LIKE
>8CHAN IS DEAD!!!!
2e5d72 No.16646958
>>16643619
>5 days for "mass" NLR
any server that enforces NLR is shit, it's the most arbitrary and nonsensical rule from any of these shitty rp servers
58a32e No.16647034
ec0ee2 No.16647092
>>16647034
name some good threads currently in the catalog, i'll wait. or better yet you could make your own thread and kill this one
2f1cbc No.16647241
Me and the boys went to some fucking cop and robbers server, and had a few laughs
>Admin for said server is a brony
>This was back when brownies were peak cancer
<Ahhhhh, youth
>Server rules say no porn or anything disgusting
>This tickles my braincells
>Swap my spray to some ponies giving the yellow pony a shit bukkake
>Have my boys follow me around, and I tail the main group of faggots in the server
>Spray my business and follow the group, having one of my crew "find it" and we all start blaming (X) for it
>Admin bans them, the fucking dumb lad
>Do this for literally everyone in there server, cept my boys
>Apparently one of the numerous banned contacted the owner of the server
>Slightly older voiced squeaker comes in to settle shit
>Things calm down for a few rounds
>I have two of the boys contact the head man via steam chat to play brony faggot for making up excuses to ban people
>I spray my spray once more, in front of brony fag
>He says that he's going to ban me
<Now this is the master stroke
>My friends sister comes into his mic and claims she saw the brony spray it, not me
>He fly's into a rage, calling us all freaks and autists and says she's a lying whore
>The owner perma bans him with an apology to all of us with some shitty vip status thing for the server
>We all say that we might come back but this really turned us off
>We still get drunk and relive the story
Never underestimate the power of a well placed pussy pass.
4e46e2 No.16648079
>>16647241
shame that can't really be done today, most server have a plugin that show the SteamID of sprays
ec0ee2 No.16648116
>>16648079
>waahhh it could never be done today
It always and forever will have the oppertunity to be done, you're just too pussy to actually do it
df24d9 No.16648123
>>16643698
Garry doesn't host servers
Garry doesn't own the Valve Master Server
Valve owns all the workshop servers
Facepunch is dead
Legally there's jack shit he could do
ec0ee2 No.16648127
>>16648123
>legally
What about un-legally?
df24d9 No.16648137
>>16648127
He could try to get Valve to remove the game from your library.
But I'm like 99% sure that violates EU law
Which would fuck him over because guess where he legally is (as a company)
df24d9 No.16648204
wait what the fuck garry made a knockoff minecraft for vive?
58a32e No.16649198
>>16648123
Once, when valve denied a refund to a guy, he complained and valve told him that it was impossible to refund, so he talked with his bank and it told him that it would declare the charge as illegal if 1 week passed without a resolution. After that week the refund had still not yet happened, he complained again and the support guy froze his account, he went to one of the minor courts in the usa, and the support guy suddenly changed his tone and refunded, reactivating his account.
ec0ee2 No.16650438
>>16649198
thats just an instance of valve being pussy, like any other company that knows they could get sued for millions they just settle the matter real quick and give you 1% of what you could have got
9fbf51 No.16650487
eb8a79 No.16650494
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16650487
>I'm the leader of the FBI. I'm Gabe Newell.
0fcbfc No.16650525
>>16644832
>>16646839
>Garrys shit is a good game
Only shit opinion is yours
9fbf51 No.16650540
>>16650490
>Literally born on 9/11
4e46e2 No.16650553
>>16650549
I remember I'm supposed to hate this faggot but I forget why
a66152 No.16650563
>another nostalgia thread
How about you kill yourself, then you can relive all your memories
0fcbfc No.16650566
>>16650549
If you unironically like garrys mod you're a flaming faggot and should immediately kys
008698 No.16650570
>>16650566
Because of the community or the game itself?
>>16650563
How about you try telling that to the catalog?
ec0ee2 No.16650573
>>16650566
>top queer reaction image
ec0ee2 No.16650589
>>16650570
both, the game used to be decent with an ok community but its been shit fo almost a decade, full of bloatware and actual children
2f4d34 No.16650699
>>16617825
>Wah I miss old game version
Fuck off you nostalgia goggle wearing faggot. Off yourself
ec0ee2 No.16650722
>>16650699
name one game that improved over the years with all of its updates, you cant
fa7f63 No.16650729
>>16650490
holy shit. He actually died from this? my fuckin' god
ec0ee2 No.16650736
>>16650729
yeah, just like alot of other myg0t faggots he OD'd and died like a bitch
fa7f63 No.16650742
>>16650736
i wonder whatever happened to the guys from team metalslave
df24d9 No.16650793
df24d9 No.16650800
>>16650438
<nuh-uh it don't count because [reasons I'm going to pretend are responsible instead of what actually happened]
ec0ee2 No.16651113
>>16650800
I never said it didnt count, im just saying that these fags feel like they've "won" or BIG COMPANY acutally listened to them for once and are such nice people, when in reality they're just trying to bribe you enough so you dont take matters further, any company thats willing to bend their own rules to suit some literally who are only doing it because they know if the guy suing pushes any more they could land in a legal battle they will most likely lose or face a huge backlash campaign that severly damages their image, if a single person refused some kikes $5 gift card an some faggy apology and instead made a big deal out of it then he could seriously hurt a company
69a7e2 No.16651489
>>16650736
He did it on purpose tho
ec0ee2 No.16651536
>>16651489
What do you mean?
655066 No.16651813
>>16651536
He purposefully overdosed
ec0ee2 No.16651836
>>16651813
Thats obvious, what makes you think people assumed otherwise?
fb95e8 No.16651876
>>16651813
hes a fucking bitch.
ODing on mexican pubes instead of giving his mother and everyone a show like that tranny furfag
74a9f2 No.16654145
>>16617898
DarkRP was always shit. You just didn't notice it when you were a kid.
f358c4 No.16654550
>>16651540
>shoveldog.gif
Haven't heard of this, too worried to look it up for my sanity. Is it just a dog getting murdered by a shovel or something? Also,
>2 last ones
Fucking kek.
f358c4 No.16654561
>>16617898
Is there any that are still actually good? I only got the game a few years ago, and never had a good PC to run it back then. Even now this shitty Optiplex can barely run it well. But I never really experienced the magic of it. Like there's gotta be some remaining that are good, right?
fb95e8 No.16654862
>>16654550
>doesnt know shoveldog
as a newfag i call you doublenewfag
and yes its a dog getting murdered by a shovel
e600a9 No.16654878
>>16654550
>Haven't heard of this, too worried to look it up for my sanity
Just forget about it. Sometimes being a newfaggot is an absolute blessing.
39ed6d No.16654915
>>16617898
rulecuckery gone mad
early darkrp servers were chill and you only got banned if you were a serial griefer or a retarded mouth breathing faggot
then it started with RDM then NLR, advert raids, advert/forced drop muggings, timed raids, giant fucking babby zones in spawn where you cant build or damage anybody
also people didn't take little kids seriously back then but now every darkrp server exists to farm "donations" so the little crotch spawn shits can buy their way into high admin ranks and fuck everything up
13e023 No.16664593
3ab551 No.16664662
>>16651567
Obviously that didn't happen, still a funny story.
3ab551 No.16665748
Isn't funny that Gary Numan and Garry Newman have the exact same phonetic pronunciation of their names, but they're spelled differently?
4b6414 No.16665795
>>16665748
damn i never thought about that
80e233 No.16665988
>>16665748
Don't compare Gary Numan to that annoying cunt.
3ab551 No.16678118
>>16654915
what even is that image
006f5a No.16678127
>>16678118
fairly sure it's some cuckchan shit.
a56ee0 No.16678132
>>16641452
I find the best way to piss people off on DarkRP is to actually do what you're supposed to, RP. It's amazing.
24330b No.16678203
13e023 No.16678225
>>16678220
>cuckchan
>le ebil nazichan
What did he mean by this?
24330b No.16678252
006f5a No.16678271
>>16678220
Oh I'm sorry, it's worse. Also
>cuckchan
>ebil nazis
wew fucking lad.
3928c1 No.16678302
>>16678220
>cuckchan
>nazis
Pick exactly one.
8ade29 No.16678321
Now they inserted spyware into the game, so it's all fucked now.
ec0ee2 No.16678875
>>16678855
they put redshell or some shit into the game, everyone sperged out about it but gary is insisting that its for their own good.
>>16678861
cuckchan has no nazis, its full of capitalists or marxists, no natsocs
0b4bad No.16678882
>>16678875
apparently it's easy to disable though, just delete analytics.dll, make a new garbage copy and set it to read only
ec0ee2 No.16678885
>>16678882
still, its not worth fucking with it at all, better off just uninstalling, there isnt anything good left in gmod.
>>16678879
>muh joos
>>>/resetera/
0b4bad No.16678903
>>16678888
>quads
you got fucking told m8
04c02e No.16698206
>dismiss thread because gmod shit
>remember I used to be a gmod shitter
Fuck it's been so long I forgot how to remember those feels. Took it to page 14 before I remembered the significance this shit game had on me back in the day. This was one of the first outlets to let meme's become reality in vidya form. Now that's all vidya is and in VR. Christ we're moving to fast. I just wanted to enjoy the innocence of what was there a little longer.
16412f No.16698246
>>16678284
Server?
Or is that from a long dead server?
30383b No.16698277
>>16678909
well thats a nifty webbem
>>16698206
I was a pretty normal kid until about 5th grade. Then I discovered flash games, newgrounds, SA and halfchan. I was consumed by lolcats, ytp and other proto-memes. Source mods had a whole world and community of their own.I played an unhealthy amount of gmod. I remember the rest of my life was totally fucked but I didnt care because everything was cool in the server.
Can you imagine growing up today, being raised on a tablet and then getting a VR headset in middle school?
beb124 No.16698285
>>16678903
Not trying to start a flame war, but what is this site's $&!%ing obsession with "spamming" (posting many times) an image of Jim Carrey? He is NOT funny! :angry:
57c8ad No.16698441
>Be on dark rp server
>RP_downtown_v4c
>Be citizen
>Buy warehouse near PD do /job to change job to "Comedian"
>Build comedy lounge in warehouse (seats for players to sit, mood lighting, stage with microphone, etc)
>Place a sign out front, and do /advert to advertise the venue
>People come in and take their seats
>I start jokes for a bit
>The players laugh and soon decide to participate in telling jokes too
>when It was my turn to tell some jokes I start telling edgy jokes (Nigger jokes, Holacaust Jokes etc,)
>They they all laughed except for one squaker
>He's a donator fag
>He starts whining at me for being racist and offensive
>He says he's recording me and he's going to tell an admin
>I tell him to shut just up and to not be such a faggot
>Think nothing of it and continue on with my jokes
>5 mins later
>An admin joins the server brings the squaker and then brings me in for a sit.
>find out that he's a 13yo faggot with a furfag steam avatar that donated to get admin
>The kid says to the admin that I was being racist and homophobic
>I tell the admin that I was just RPing as a comedian and showed him the custom job name I had
>He says he doesn't care and what I did was against the rules
>I explain to him there's no rules about telling edgy jokes or offensive RP
>He doesn't care
>Sides with squaker because he's a donator fag
>Banned for a week
>Reason: Minging, Racism, Homophobia, LTAP (Leaving to avoid punishment)
>I'm beyond pissed but there's nothing I could really do about it
>I can't appeal report because the staff on the server are in a circlejerk and would just deny the ban appeal or ignore a staff complaint made against him
>1 month later (Apparently because of the admins rank, he could only ban players for up to week and he got someone else to extend the ban)
>Join the server and see the squaker fag is on as well
>He's a cop
>figure out a great way to fuck with him
>I apply to become a cop and ask for people to vote yes
>The vote passed and I became cop
>Change my steam name to his but slightly different so it wouldn't come off as "name (1)" (The server didn't have the script that logged steam name changes so no-one knew I did it)
>Do the same for his RP name but instead of changing the actual name to be different, I just put two spaces between the name instead of one
>create binds to /advert shit
>the adverts are things like adverting other servers IP's talking shit about this one, DDoS threads, etc
>create a macro for each bound key and so it would flood chat with a press of a button
>Activate it and try to break as many rules as possible
>RDM people, RDA, prop minge, etc
>Do it for a minuete or so
>Change Steam name then, RP name, and then change job
>he get's perma'd
>Reason: Mass RDM, rda, Advertising other servers, chat spam, DDoS threats, Minge, money printers as police, wire abuse, Fail RP (Apparently the kid had a bunch of printer in a base of his and was using a wire collector in a base he made. Which you wern't allowed to do because apparently using autocollectors is fail rp or some shit)
>a while later I was looking at the forum and saw his ban appeal
>He said that it was totally unfair and he didn't do it
>People posted screenshots and videos of me breaking the rules thinking it was him
>Asks for a refund on his donation and just gets told to piss off
>Appeal gets denied and gets banned from forum
1/2
13e023 No.16698496
>>16678885
But that takes hardly any effort. It's still more convenient than downloading an old build, though that's fine too. It's not a positive but dealing with the 3 or 4 different standard ways to upload a gmod addon takes me back.
57c8ad No.16698497
>>16698441
2/2
>Be on the server again some time after me fucking with the kid
>Just minding my own sellin guns and shit to people in the multi story base opposite to pd
>Notice that Donator Admin is online
>He got promoted from "Donator" admin to "Trial Admin" They're essentially the same it's just now he's actually staff than just donating to be admin
>Find a way to fuck with him too
>The server had a small update with some extra addons and shit
>One of the addons was a replacement for the fading door addon
>The addon was the one that you could set a material to props when they're faded instead of it just being invisible and, you can also set sounds for when they're activated, deactivated, or being held active
>Now on paper it sounds pretty neat, but one major setback is that it's loud as all hell and rife for abuse
>Do what I did with Donatorfag to impersonate him
>place soda cans across the map, set them to have an invisible material, invisible fading door material, set it to the most obnoxious fading door sound, and precision them into trees, dumpsters, payphones walls, entities, fire hydrants, pretty much anything that was hollow on the inside so it wouldn't muffle the sound
>place them so that not only could you hear it across the entire map but, also so you couldn't pinpoint where any specific fading door was.
>Create a macro to spam the fading door
>Change my steam name and, rp name
>Go back to my base and continuing on selling guns as usual
>Activate the macro
>It unleashes the must ungodly sound known to man
>As it goes on see the chat be flooded with people complaining about the noise
>None of the players can do shit about it because it's a repeating noise rather than a continuous noise so "stopsound" doesn't work
>Go outside of my base and see admins flying around the map trying to figure out where it's coming from
>It goes on for what seems like an eternity
>people in chat are freaking and some think someone's trying to crash the server
>an admin (not donator admin) says that they can't do anything because they can't check logs to see who did it and don't have permission to delete players all the players props. They can only delete players props with the remover tool and not through ulx.
>They say they have to get a higher up to look at logs to see who spawned them
>some time passes and a higher up joins the server
>It's the owner
>"we found out who's doing it"
>He brings the donator admin to the of warehouse opposite to my base
>"Oh shit, it's going down"
>turn off the macro and in the warehouse
>prop climb so I'm in range of The conversation
>Owner: "Why'd you do it?"
>Donator Admin: "I didn't It wasn't me, I swear"
>Owner: "Then why does it say you did, and why did it stop when I brought you?"
>Donator Admin doesn't know how to respond and just says "I don't know but, it wasn't me"
>Demoted and then perma'd
>MFW the owner was too retarded to notice the name in the log was from a different steam ID
ae580b No.16711507
>>16698246
swamp servers cinema, alive and retarded.
5ed901 No.16711609
>>16698497
>>16698441
Thanks bucko. Have this in return.
d1e0e2 No.16714578
>>16711609
Hey thanks for the cap anon, here's some more stuff from the /v/ server.
Got any more webms?
