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7cbeab  No.16603115

TLDW: It's very shit

I mean, if you call cutscenes, QTEs and scripted segments which need a couple inputs at any given time gameplay, then sure, it fits the bill.

Anyway, someone decides to record toaster quality footage of the "closed doors demo" and a bunch of retards and shills online got upset about it. The best part of this is the fact that these retards spent almost a grand to go to E3, yet every single AAA game at the convention only had "hands off gameplay" presentations. Yes, these idiots paid $995 for E3 admission to watch pre-recorded cinematics. So crying about "footage exclusivity" is the only way they can justify their ticket purchase. This is the state of E3 in CY+++++.

Modern gaymers are far more cucked than you could possibly imagine.

80d419  No.16603121

I like how they opened up E3 to the public 2 years ago and then immediate took all public demos off the show floor in response. They're really, really afraid of another 2006.


a36e9d  No.16603126

Sorry for going /tv/ for a second, but I agree with RLM that Endgame will probably be the last true blockbuster.

Hollywood has been dying for years, less and less films are becoming successful and audience attendance is at an all time low.


99066c  No.16603135

File: 6ffc2bb87951a67⋯.jpg (46.08 KB, 465x420, 31:28, glad.jpg)

>>16603126

Hope that's true.


14defb  No.16603136

>>16603121

what happened in 2006?


a36e9d  No.16603138

>>16603136

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

GIANT ENEMY CRAB


4ef336  No.16603143

>>16603126

Almost certainly, especially now that Marvel feels confident enough to start rolling out the sjw bullshit in movies. The movie industry is going to crash and burn. I honestly miss having a reason to go to the movies.


80d419  No.16603146

>>16603138

Also the lines to play Wii games were so long and the openings were so frantic it looked almost as crazy as Black Friday. It's no wonder they made it press only immediately after.


56d623  No.16603154

>>16603138

That doesn't explain what happened in 2006.


a36e9d  No.16603162

>>16603154

Just watch videos on YouTube from the time, it was a complete shitshow. The Sony show is especially bad.

That was also the last year members of the public were allowed to visit E3, it went journo-only the next year.


80d419  No.16603168

>>16603143

Even if the movies were any good the moviegoing audience, and really people in public entirely, has degenerated to such a point that I can't fucking stand being around them.


28d91f  No.16603178

To be expected. I mean, Marvel puts almost no effort into making their movies and yet they make a killing anyway. So why should a marvel game be any different?


fcf75c  No.16603198

After ending their contract with the convention center, the poor showing this year and two big no shows, I'm legit surprised there's going to be an E3 2020.

http://archive.ph/NiYu1

I see they've confirmed dates for 2020, but I notice there's no word on location, even when searching explicitly for those terms.


7cbeab  No.16603206

File: 8a1b6fe6f65d7f5⋯.jpg (3.24 KB, 130x45, 26:9, gayvengers.jpg)

>>16603178

>Marvel puts almost no effort into making their movies and yet they make a killing anyway

They're not going to make much money after Endgame. Don't forget that the MCU was already dying until Winter Soldier, and now it's gonna die again. Hopefully for good. The sooner they throw crap in like pic related unironically, the better.

>>16603126

>less and less films are becoming successful

Thankfully retards didn't notice because of Disney crap being shilled constantly. Outside of that one company, every other studio has been dropping bombs like it's the Third Reich.

>>16603198

>After ending their contract with the convention center

>Possibility that the next consoles will be announced at the last E3

Monkey paw this one.


8fc72f  No.16603244

>paying money to watch someone else play an unfinished capeshit game

This is a new level of pathetic that shouldn't even be possible.


0c2b40  No.16603262

File: 2b475801a9dc8cc⋯.jpg (81.76 KB, 560x469, 80:67, 1416329496053.jpg)

>>16603115

>if you are an (((influencer)))

ftfy there james


a36e9d  No.16603269

>>16603206

>Outside of that one company, every other studio has been dropping bombs like it's the Third Reich.

Forgive me if I'm remembering the statistic wrong, but I think in 2016 4 out of 5 major box office hits that year were Disney films.


6a55ee  No.16603271

File: 70826f2ab1cc8d2⋯.jpg (219.35 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, aids.jpg)

>"Oy vey goy! You should be THANKFUL we let scum like you watch us play a game!"


9736eb  No.16603275

Sad thing is you can barely see it and it still looks like generic, overly cinematic garbage.


bfa1cb  No.16603291

>paying hundreds of dollars to watch someone play the demo for you.

What's the point of going to e3 if you can't play the game being showcased at e3? Also, surprised that some people liked the leaked gameplay footage. There were even some defender saying that the character looks are a combination of the movie and comic versions so it's okay? It's early alpha so a lot of things can change but the core gameplay seemed basic, littered with cut scenes and quick time events. It made me turn more favorably toward ultimate alliance 3.


6a55ee  No.16603298

>>16603291

Because devs are fully aware their games are shit and full of bugs that people will find out


7d8698  No.16603300

>>16603115

These fags are crying for nothing, you can barely see anything in the leak. How is that supposed to kill the whole industry?


a36e9d  No.16603308

>>16603300

They're journos who are butthurt that the public gets to see gameplay that was meant to be exclusive to them.

E3 has developed a stupid secret club mentality.


9d279a  No.16603375

File: b5e703c9ed222e6⋯.jpg (145.62 KB, 634x1030, 317:515, IMG_1650.JPG)


11bb47  No.16603568

>>16603269

That is more or less what is happening now. Besides Avengers and some other Disney movies, the rest are either underperforming or flopping badly.


edf35f  No.16603601

>>16603162

E3 is open to the public, sort of. It's only the show floor, the conferences are (((journalists))) only


ae446e  No.16603611

>>16603126

>Hollywood has objectively been shit for over a decade (if not longer)

why does that board even exist? Why do you fags even bother with the electric jew in cy+++++?


83cdd9  No.16603666

File: b4ef41d0748c1d1⋯.png (54.7 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 45.png)

I always thought the whole point of the E3 was to show off the games to public and get people excited, now it sounds like a voyeurism convention with people watching from behind closed doors or under a table


5d3af6  No.16603923

>>16603666

Because E3 was always a corporate event disguised as the public event, just like every single trade show ever held.


1dc245  No.16603981

File: 35c3dc6739a0318⋯.png (292.32 KB, 545x533, 545:533, 35c3dc6739a0318d8a6f89f2a2….png)

>You're basically dead to the entire gaming industry

>For leaking some shitty gameplay

So wait, when these game journos leak something, it's good. But when someone from the public leaks it they should be blacklisted?

>>16603308

How pathetic. Imagine getting upset about that


9fe056  No.16603999

File: f8bf9fad54c714d⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 240x240, 1:1, dengliang.jpg)

>Gearbox/Borderlands 3 had a better run E3 with playable demos, streamers streaming the game with audience participation, and closed door presentation that got leaked, but didn't have anything damaging


8ae45b  No.16604009

File: 47ee896e5d77145⋯.png (4.35 KB, 220x94, 110:47, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16603115

>(((fortunate enough))) to witness

wew


b12a85  No.16604036

>fortunate enough

You're not giving out free prosthetics you fucking double niggers.

Also the game looks as scripted as I'd thought it be. Shit/10, go home marvel.


1fc801  No.16604048

>>16603611

/tv/ is just a second /b/.


322f79  No.16604060

>>16603115

That could be the tendency about these kind of games

Glorified VNs and Simon says gameplay.


61a33b  No.16604082

>>16603666

e3 was always shit. only time i could stomach watching it was when xplay did their e3 coverage.


b12a85  No.16604097

>>16604082

The best part of E3 was a barely vidya related band appearing on the pre-pre show.


e3edfb  No.16604113

>>16603611

/tv/ is for mocking celebrities and bullying hapas.


12bac7  No.16604135

File: e234ed744fcfade⋯.jpg (84.45 KB, 300x272, 75:68, supermanburn.jpg)

>>16603126

Let it burn.

If it dies, it deserved it. If it stays dead, no one missed it. And there will always be something new from the ashes.

If the people miss a dead industry, they will make another one. Hollywood, at this point, only refers to kindling and the wildfire's been going on for far too long.


1fc801  No.16604150

>>16603115

Will this harm MarvelDisney or Square more?


cad2da  No.16604153

>>16603126

I hope you're right. Fuck hollyjew.


12bac7  No.16604159

File: 7436d514bb7f119⋯.gif (2.92 MB, 1024x435, 1024:435, 6EA01E00-90FD-48B4-A081-54….gif)

>>16603115

>Imagine thinking you have any credibility at all after you leak gameplay for a behind closed doors demo that you were fortunate enough to witness

>fortunate enough

>TO WITNESS

Holy fucking shit reading this I actually feel pressure on my fucking skull. There's nothing fortunate about "witnessing" fucking anything.

Fortunate is getting mixed up in a 14 person car pileup and coming out unharmed. Fortunate is finding a goddamned good woman who you love and she fortunately loves you. Fortunate is winning the fucking lottery and KEEPING the money.

Fortunate is getting a chance to fuck with hundreds of business suits and subverting their psychological manipulation tactics to sell the unfortunate literal shit in a can

There is nothing fortunate about an opportunity to sit and watch some stupid crafted bullshit ahead of time, it's barely even an event. It's not even worthy of being grateful that you got to sit in a room, playing a part in some fuckin' suit's marketing plan to make as much money as possible with as little quality as possible.

Fortunate is getting the real chance, A REAL CHANCE, to fuck with the worst of the worst and to ruin the SHIT out of them. You think people should be grateful for shit they're PAYING FOR?

You think, YOU THINK,

YOU FUCKING THINK

That people should EVER BE GRATEFUL FOR THE HORRIBLE BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DO EVERY GODDAMNED DAY FOR A PAYCHECK?

YOU FUCKING LIARS, FUCKING CHEATS, FUCKING SNAKES.

Why in

GOD'S BLESSED NAME,

SHOULD ANYONE BE GRATEFUL TO YOU?


6a55ee  No.16604213

>>16604113

/tv/ is for retards who still buy into what (((hollywood))) pumps out while pretending they aren't contributing to it


a317a2  No.16604226

>>16604159

>You think people should be grateful for shit they're PAYING FOR

well according to jewish agenda, were all just slaves


b12a85  No.16604254

>>16604159

Where else are you going to find a shitty scripted third person action game starring your favorite* comic book superheroes? It's not like there's hundreds of other superior comics, heroes or games out there than you can have infinitely more fun with. You should just be grateful they're even giving you the chance to play as Marvels™ The Avengers™.

*not actually your favorite


0a1ff3  No.16604269

>>16603162

2007 was the retard one where all the press conferences were at an open amphitheater and they all sucked. I want to go watch my E3 2005 G4 highlights videotape but my VCR ate the last tape I tried


568aad  No.16604277

>>16604159

Why are you surprised leftists consider themselves privileged for getting to eat the scraps that fall off their Jewish master's table?

There's no bigger corporate bootlickers than leftists.


b527bd  No.16604315

>>16603115

Imagine knowing deep down that people playing your game will know it to be garbage, so you have to play it instead to keep them from learning the truth. Also having crystal dynamics as a dev should have been the sign it was going to be awful. Their last game was in 2015 with Rise of the Tomb Raider.


6a55ee  No.16604432

>>16604277

That's not true, conservatives are jew dick suckers too, probably even more so


236e1c  No.16604459

>>16603126

>Endgame will probably be the last true blockbuster.

Infinity War was better and it could've been the best ending for the MCU.


80d419  No.16604470

>>16603601

Also the show room is barren and you'd be lucky to find any demos that are actually hands on, let alone available to people with a pleb pass.


b12a85  No.16604723

>>16604470

the way things are I wouldn't be surprised if demos aren't hands on because it would be considered raping the game or something.


36d659  No.16604740

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The guy who leaked it has a channel called "Amazing Lucas". He talks about it around 6:40, but basically

>"Behind closed doors" gameplay was open to the public; as in, you just walked through some doors and watched gameplay. Anybody could do it, you didn't need to be special

>Calls the shills criticizing him for leaking it as "betas"

>Didn't think it was anything special himself


80d419  No.16604753

>>16604723

They aren't hands on because nothing on the show floor is even remotely finished. They essentially have what the scripted trailers showed but with some input allowed and an associate up there letting you see the exact same shit you already saw except with some idiot controlling it.


4217fe  No.16604754

Oh boy, it's a generic third person Sony game? Who could've seen this one coming. I still think they didn't want to show anything, since people would've seen Ironman/Thor gameplay and heard GaaS, and assumed it was Anthem 2: Capeshit, which it most likely is. Apparently, the people at E3 absolutely hated the game, and it's being completely changed in the gameplay department.


80d419  No.16604758

>>16604754

The crowd was completely silent during the entire showing, yes. It was pretty embarrassing.


5858ef  No.16604767

Looks lame, disappointing but not surprising. I actually had my hopes up after seeing that it wasn't a movie tie-in game but instead used original designs. Web of Shadows 2 never fucking ever.


9a4d10  No.16604773

>>16604159

I like this and I agree. I'm saving it


568aad  No.16604777

>>16604767

>original designs

Is that why Black Widow looks even more ugly than she does in the movies?


5858ef  No.16604781

File: dbfa8480e30afda⋯.png (424.18 KB, 520x390, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


bfe921  No.16604792

File: 9e916e4e5ccc64a⋯.png (469.62 KB, 1139x1079, 1139:1079, imagine.png)

Imagine giving a single flying fuck about being "dead" to an industry and corporate and stale as video games. Imagine dealing with people who unironically call themselves "influencers", like they aren't merely the barbed cock at the end of one of the industry's tentacles. Imagine paying money to go to fucking E3 to have crap shilled to you all day, so you can pay another $60 once the garbage you like gets released.

Imagine being subhuman.


54dcf8  No.16604795

>>16603115

hoes mad X 25

i don't see the point on behind closed doors demos. if it's not ready for the public don't show the game.


54dcf8  No.16604799

File: 74b06785f860775⋯.png (96.09 KB, 603x455, 603:455, maddd.png)

why is this guy so mad… OH, he wants people to watch his shitty videos. LOL


a3ff99  No.16604825

File: 30bb5b96247b7b9⋯.png (175.75 KB, 339x339, 1:1, 30bb5b96247b7b9d2b41445af3….png)

>say goodbye to your credibility for leaking information we were trying to keep from the general audience!

These daemons are truly lost. They think journalism is about having connections and being in the good graces and knowing the right people and not about the ability to bring accurate information to the people. Good god. Can we just start killing them already. They are obviously beyond redemption and must be made examples of.


ade968  No.16604834

>>16603115

"Social media influencer" is no doubt one of the single most pathetic things to be across all of human history. Its like a (((celebrity))) but you have not even done something worthless to become famous.

I mean seriously, holy fuck, imagine having your entire life depend on a fucking social media account.

Game looks like another re-skin of these batman arkham whatever games from the 360

but this time you are (generic capeshit X) instead of spiderman. Prepare for 11/10 metacritic score.

>>16604753

This

Anthem (EAs Destiny) had a presentation that was 100% fake. Bioware have not managed to produce anything close to that demo even months after launch.


f9c929  No.16604842

File: bf692422f784512⋯.mp4 (949.63 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Bird_Laugh.mp4)

>journos getting buttflustered over capeshit "gameplay"

Thank you for a hearty chuckle to my late morning, OP


568aad  No.16604843

>>16604825

>They think journalism is about having connections and being in the good graces and knowing the right people

That's what journalism always was. Don't buy into their propaganda of being truth seekers, journalists have always been traitorous leftist cocksuckers.


f275fb  No.16604855

File: 060d22b72df830e⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 227x298, 227:298, 060d22b72df830ef74611f6ed6….jpg)

so that's where the videogames went? in private fucking meetings only the goodest of goys get to be? no wonder E3 is getting worse every year.


36d659  No.16604859

>>16604855

Here's the thing is that apparently the "closed-doors" event was open to the public, so anybody could go in there. So I don't even know why these shills are mad when anybody who was at E3 could watch it.


742678  No.16604870

>>16603115

That's more pathetic than getting mad over tifa wearing a sports bra


5d3af6  No.16604873

>>16604859

Look at the second picture in the OP. They had that room "locked down" when it came any recordings.


36d659  No.16604875

>>16604873

You couldn't record it, but anybody who was at E3 (which is open to the public) can watch it.


f275fb  No.16604879

>>16604875

so why didn't they allow people to record it? are they too embarrased to show the whole world some capeshit? honestly i would be


568aad  No.16604885

>>16604879

Considering this turd has been in development hell for a long time I wouldn't be surprised if it was a dumpster fire. They're releasing it now likely because Endgame, and by extension the whole of MCU, is pretty much over and done and the turd of a game won't eat into Disney's profits too much.


0c97ec  No.16604889

<b-but it's private

>on E3 open booth for everyone to play it

>on Electronic Entertainment Expo

>expo = exhibition: a public display, as of the work of artists or artisans, the products of farms or factories, the skills of performers, or objects of general interest; an exposition or large fair of extended duration, as a world's fair; a large-scale public exhibition or show, as of art or manufactured products

Are these niggers for real?


36d659  No.16604892

>>16604879

Guess they're too afraid of what people might think. However according to giga-nigger's video, people who watched it seemed to really enjoyed it according to his comments, however he himself was unimpressed.


568aad  No.16604895

>>16604892

Knowing game journalists, they were likely peeing in their pants and chugging their soy latte at getting to watch another Avengers "movie". I doubt any of those subhumans could tell a good game apart from a bad one.


609af8  No.16604917

File: 136d31797bbcf12⋯.jpeg (20.82 KB, 480x549, 160:183, our expectations were low….jpeg)

>>16604895

My wife's Boyfriend was too busy talking to one of the booth babes

>>16603115

>$1,000 ticket

Ive looked at the E3 page, where does it say they get to attend conferences and this exclusive bullshit? also I thought the press got in for free

>pic related to avengers reception


80d419  No.16604918

>>16604875

Hence why they're buttmad over people who didn't fork over a grand are getting to see it.


52de4c  No.16604925

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16603115

>all these seething (((influencers))) melting down after one of them failed to lick off Master's peanut butter

I honestly can't think of a more pathetic "profession". Even former champion games journo doesn't slurp as much cum.


8a7faf  No.16605156

>>16603115

<HOW DARE YOU PITIFUL PEONS INSULT US WITH YOUR DESIRE TO SHOW GAMEPLAY AT AN EVENT WE SO GRACIOUSLY AND BENEVOLENT ALLOWED YOU TO ENTER

<CONSIDER YOUR LIFE ENDED, SCUM

<YOU HAVE CROSSED US BY TRYING TO SHARE INFORMATION WE DID NOT WISH TO BE KNOWN

What a bunch of melodramatic cunts. Industry crash is needed now more than ever.


7cbeab  No.16605205

File: 0fb060b9f927c09⋯.png (1.69 MB, 3104x1862, 1552:931, E3 #1.png)

File: e17dca9318f406b⋯.png (1.4 MB, 3104x1866, 1552:933, E3 #2.png)

>>16604917

>Ive looked at the E3 page, where does it say they get to attend conferences and this exclusive bullshit?

It's on the website still: https://archive.fo/05P5V

That's the price for people who aren't eligible for the complimentary pass that (((journos))) get.

Also, looking this up, the markup on the general admission price is exceptionally scummy. Last year E3 cost $249: https://archive.fo/zEsFD

Now normalfags are charged $746 more to watch cutscenes.

Also, it gets worse if you're considered a media professional, which is probably how (((influencers))) get admission. Look at who they consider eligible for a free pass:

>Print Media

>Freelance Journalists

>Broadcast Journalists and Photographers

>Online Media (News Websites)

>(((Industry and Financial Analysts)))

>YouTube / Twitch / Mixer Channels

<*Note: YouTube, Twitch and Mixer channels must meet minimum follower and video view count requirements that vary from year to year. E3 Media team will also evaluate channels based on content produced, which should include original and current (within the past three months) interactive entertainment industry news (tips, cheats, and walkthroughs are acceptable).

>Production Companies

>Podcasts

All of these good goyims get free admission.

https://archive.fo/eVoQc


eb36fc  No.16605225

File: 81482ead6d22b9c⋯.jpg (19.79 KB, 493x263, 493:263, bone appetit.jpg)

i think my favorite part about E3 was how much time they spent passive aggressive 'thanking' the community for being so "honest" with them

>y-you guys really let us know what you think

its exactly the kinda bullshit backhanded complement you'd expect from a pack of limp wristed faggots.


80d419  No.16605257

>>16604925

>busting my ass being a Star Wars fan for 5 years

I like how he thinks this is some kind of sign of authority.


eb36fc  No.16605277

>>16605257

i enjoyed his shilltastic rage.


aa73ad  No.16605284

>>16604113

/tv/ is for goons.


aa2174  No.16605305

>>16605284

/tv/ is for bullying goons and /trannypol/ers


780044  No.16605415

>>16604213

No one on /tv/ actually watches movies or tv. They're very open about that.


42626a  No.16605441

File: 8da17a4bfe7204c⋯.png (136.35 KB, 889x556, 889:556, ClipboardImage.png)

Maybe now's the time cape movie fatigue sets in as X-men Dark Phoenix bombs hard.


f76fd1  No.16605457

>>16605441

since anons always say looks at the budget and double it its basically made a double return


42626a  No.16605465

>>16605457

It's a 200 million production budget not accounting for advertising. Worldwide gross is only 204 million. It's not making it's money back.


b12a85  No.16605508

>>16604925

Apologies for veering into /tv/ territory again, and talking about RLM, but I really hate this notion that Star Wars was this holy grail trilogy of movies that was literally perfect in every way and intended a shitton of themes and little details. It feels like a half hearted attempt to make the newer movies look like shit because they have no idea how to talk about why they're shit, but are simply following the common consensus.


9eeae6  No.16605542

This is why none of you should buy any piece of software or hardware based on hype. Do not have expectations for video games now or in the future, you will be disappointed.

>The game isn't finished

>Devs will listen to criticism and fix it

>Disney won't let it's IP be given a bad reputation

This is all wrong and all of you know it. Disney cares less and less about the quality of anything indirectly associated with it's movies. Now that phase 1 is over, they don't give a shit what happens to anything associated with capeshit.

Their biggest asset has always been animation, and it will stay that way. Expect most everything else to be sold off, especially Star Wars now that it's dead.

EA will most likely be the buyer if it ever happens


81c20e  No.16605552

File: 05dd2fa9be9be57⋯.mp4 (1.04 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 05dd2fa9be9be571bce5723464….mp4)

>>16605205

>people pay one thousand monopoly money to watch advertisements for 3 days


80d419  No.16605562

>>16605441

Disney has a stranglehold on the industry and flat out will not allow anyone else's movies do well. Whether it's blatant anti-marketing or just flat out threatening to pull from venues that show other stuff they are doing everything they can to not only kill potential competition but force a narrative that "anything that isn't Disney is bad by default".


fc44ee  No.16605572

>>16605465

>200 million production budget

Where did you get that number? It isn't in the image you posted.


b12a85  No.16605584

>>16605562

That narrative is getting skewered by the live action remakes though, isn't it?


80d419  No.16605586

>>16605584

Screwing over others doesn't stop their own stuff from underperforming you know.


42626a  No.16605605

>>16605562

But Disney profits off the movie because they now own Fox.

>>16605572

Variety.

http://archive.fo/umgDd


f8241c  No.16605623

>>16605605

Dark Phoenix is more or less a pre-Disney movie though. Easily could be the case where Disney hates it and rather kill it for whatever shitty vision it has for the X-men "franchise".


42626a  No.16605640

>>16605623

Unless Disney is paying people off from seeing it, I don't see it making much sense it being their fault the movie is failing. The only other argument that makes sense beyond fatigue is the fact the movie is pointless now that Disney bought out Fox & will reboot the franchise in the MCU.


b94e75  No.16606330

is there any way to clean up this footage in post or is this just fucked from the getgo, i'd assume the latter, just asking because i'm retarded when it comes to this stuff.


bcb0eb  No.16606526

>>16606330

Anything would be turd polishing at best.


80d419  No.16606542

>>16606330

Even the trailer shown during the conference, you know the thing they absolutely put the most time and money into, looked like complete ass. There's no way the game itself doesn't look at least twice as bad.


b94e75  No.16606548

>>16606526

>>16606542

i really just want to see how many maggots are in the turd


6a55ee  No.16606574

>>16605415

Except they all do


ac1074  No.16606956

File: 29116e22ad048bd⋯.png (138.26 KB, 499x355, 499:355, cuckoutorhideinyourbasemen….png)

>>16603115

The trailer gave me the impression that it's going to be super linear, button-mashing, and cinematics. Only way it was going to be a good game was if they made it like GTA V + a most spider-man games. They're obviously just trying to milk the cow while they can, I hate that anyone would have high expectations for this who has played other marvel games.


9736eb  No.16606967

>>16605441

I think End Game may have opened a lot of people’s eyes. Almost all my normie friends hated it and have no interest in where the MCU is going. Its also surprising how many of them noticed Disney’s virtue signaling.


ec86bf  No.16606969

>>16606967

Was it really that much worse than the typical capeshit shlock? I haven't seen any of these movies so I wouldn't know.


ac1074  No.16606975

>>16606969

>Was it really that much worse than the typical capeshit shlock?

No, they all suck, if watching the other ones wasn't enough then most likely Marvel will just keep pumping out movies forever. People would rather eat shit then bite the hand that feeds. Nothing makes me more misanthropic than watching people actively choose to pay for this crap instead of just opting out and flipping the damn table.


42626a  No.16606978

>>16606967

Bout time. It's essentially the end of the MCU no matter how much more they'll try to milk it. Fitting it ends with people's disappointment waking them up.


ac1074  No.16606988

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16606978

I'm just glad Stan (((Lieber))) is dead. Fucking kike and his cameos. Marvel will still be making money and movies, this isn't the end as much as I would like it to be.


609af8  No.16606990

>>16605205

>$250 to play demos and maybe get a pic or two with some e-celebs notable game faces(voice of mario, bill trinen, etc) + some misc. freebies

>$1000 to sit with the soy possible get behind closed doors and see something the public might never see (cutscenes) and maybe get to chat one on one.

seems a bit much for the price, I really regret not going when i was a kid during the late 90's and was essentially free. not even worth spending the money to get blacklisted for meme's and fucking with the industry


42626a  No.16606991

>>16606988

It's all downhill from here.


ac1074  No.16607003

File: 816023c27a889c7⋯.jpg (95.21 KB, 450x458, 225:229, steve-rogers-captain-ameri….jpg)

>>16606991

It's been downhill since the beginning in the 1910s. Hollywood has been the worst goddamn thing to happen to America aside from the Civil War and the creation of financial derivatives.


083790  No.16607021

File: 25c5e7d5142483b⋯.jpg (23.17 KB, 200x133, 200:133, subconjunctival_hemmorhage….jpg)

>>16607003

>>16606991

It's always been downhill.

Always.

If only you knew how bad things truly are the whole world would commit mutual suicide in the hopes that quantum immortality is real and we eventually reach a better timeline.


ac1074  No.16607072

File: c0ad4db9817c95b⋯.jpg (42.99 KB, 1280x612, 320:153, x502uzcc5jq01.jpg)

>>16607021

>commit mutual suicide

I was thinking more along the lines of a giant worldwide race war more deadly than anything we've ever seen with multiple nuclear holocausts.


15d5b5  No.16607073

>>16606988

They are goign to adda CGI Stand in thie new movies. Jsut watch.


a36335  No.16607076

>>16607003

How does the quote go, that dull men blame the state of the world on World War 2, average men blame World War 1, and educated men blame the French Revolution.


a3ff99  No.16607079

>>16605441

>cape movie fatigue

It can't be fatigue if the movies themselves are garbage. It would be fatigue if the movies were competently written and direction, but no one went to go see them anyways.


10f109  No.16607085

>>16607079

Fatigue is the excuse for all failures now.


478567  No.16607087

>>16607079

>Nobody went to see them

>8 of the top 50 most profitable movies ever made were from the MCU in the last decade


ac1074  No.16607088

>>16607076

You could go back to the English Civil War and the Protestant Reformation, or the spread of Christianity. I was just talking about movies, because the thread is about a game based on a movie series.


4307a7  No.16607092

>>16607076

And the genius men blame Christianity


12bac7  No.16607118

File: 0c408be681ae5c5⋯.jpg (11.21 KB, 248x270, 124:135, 0c408be681ae5c5ca73d0b5401….jpg)

>>16607072

>>16607021

>>16607003

>>16606991

>>16606988

Begone you low energy blackpill THOTs.

If you're still posting this late and you didn't just get off of work, you're going to end up killing yourselves in a year over trivial bullshit, provided you keep posting dumb masterbatory bullshit when you're tired out of your mind.

Note that you are responsible for your own happiness, and staying up late contributes heavily to depression. Go to sleep, and tomorrow go to sleep at a reasonable time and you'll see more colors then jade. And you'll actually be mentally sound enough to make reasonable decisions that will secure your future.


42626a  No.16607141

>>16607118

All I said is that the movies were gonna go out of style or 'downhill'.


b12a85  No.16607182

>>16606969

The last MCU movie I watched before Endgame was the first avengers, and then I only caught parts of the second cap america movie and the family I watched the movie with caught me up with the "important" events.

Basically

>literal 1 hour of brooding because everyone is dead, the big bad thanos has retired on some farming planet before getting decapitated like a bitch, he gets put in a headlock by captain marvel and then he gives up completely until thor goes nuclear

>1 hour of whacky time travel hijinks, I liked half of this part it had a decent bunch of callbacks to the first avengers movies, which I enjoyed and thought the rest of the movie would be a big time travel new perspective on the earlier movies, but that didn't happen but it's a plothole supreme(we can't go back in time a lot of times because the only guy who has the special atoms we use to time travel is dead, oh shit we fucked up our time travel, wait we can go further back in time to get more time travel atoms we just didn't think of it before :^^^)))). And the whacky hijinks before the time travel itself really made me want to gouge my eyes out. HA HA WE TURNED HIM INTO A BABY HA HA HE'S AN OLD MAN NOW, HA HA SOMEONE PEE PEE MY POO POO HA HA. Not to mention the complete bullshit "scientific dialog" for the formula of the "quantum time travel".

<PLOT ME THAT EIGENVALUE IN A 4D SPACE

>1 hour of bombastic CG action scene where I assume everyone who showed up in any MCU movie is here. It's fairly boring to me because I hate bombastic CG action. Only notable thing is that peter parker pulls out a really cool spider leg back attachment and he looks pretty neat with it, but then stutters like a mega bitch when captain marvel shows up and he hands the glove to the WAMAN squad

>the WAMAN squad in question is an honest to god two minute scene that goes

<Peter Parker: Here's the glove, I don't know how you're going to get past that

>points at big enemy horde

<Literally who: Don't worry, she has help

>Wideshot of Pepper pots in an iron man suit, I think Lady Sif from the first thor movie(she does a whole of nothing in that movie from what I remember), some grace jones looking shit, I think a female Ant man, and a bunch of other literally whos

>They end up nearly overpowering thanos when the big three(Cap, Iron Man, Thor) got wrecked 3v1 against him earlier in an extended fight scene, when all the waman squad does is shoot differently colored lasers

>Iron mang snaps thanos and his bad guys away, they won

Basically it's a 5/10. Avengers was a 5.5/10. These movies have a lot of production budget to them but they're used so terribly, with the action being shot like shit with countless cuts, really dark scenes and the fact that no one in these movies have well defined powers. Why are Iron Man, Thor and Cap Am combined weaker than Thanos? I dunno. Why is Captain Marvel so strong? I don't know. What good is some guy with a cyborg arm and an assault rifle going to do against all of these alien big guys? I don't know. Who are these alien big guys, who are there powers and what do they do? No idea. Does anyone do anything remotely creative with their powers? Fat chance.

Also

>Hulk has an "awkward comedy" moment with antman and some kids, where he wants to take a selfie with the children, then antman is a haha unknown hero moment and no one wants to take a selfie with him, also Hulk dabs, while yelling DAAAB

>Thor is a big fat guy

>His introduction is him being a fat slob in some run down house, playing Fortnite with some unfunny rock monster

>He also yells at Noobmaster69 that he'll rip his head off and stick it up his ass.

Also the whole Captain Marvel character is literally just a "nu uh I'm better" character. She one punches a big enemy space ship for her intro to the big fight scene. She 1v1's thanos in the big fight scene. In the intro Thanos gets put in a headlock by her and he gives up for some reason and that's the intro fight scene. She has this air of superiority to her but none of her actions, acting or powers are remotely interesting in the slightest.


331948  No.16607190

>>16607092

>Christianity

Jews specifically, but it's the same thing really.

>>16607182

>I hate bombastic CG action

It has less to do with the tech and everything to do with godawful choreography and how sterile it all looks, just like the fights in Avatar did, but at least Avatar had all the meaty machine bits to distract you from the lack of blood.

>Pepper pots in an iron man suit

You can blame Shane Black for that, and for turning Iron Man 3 into a stinking turd that can't decide if it's a slapstick "comedy" not even children find funny or some pathetic attempt at analysis of Stark's character. I find it hilarious that people shit on the X-Men and FF4 movies for being tonally deaf and having shit writing, but IM3 gets a pass.

>Also the whole Captain Marvel character is literally just a "nu uh I'm better" character.

Don't worry, she'll kill the MCU just like she and the token squad killed Marvel comics, and Disney won't stop pushing her no matter how much money she costs them.


1a3d4f  No.16607243

File: ce452a7b20303e4⋯.jpg (125.67 KB, 602x800, 301:400, 143750586.jpg)

>>16607182

<i totally don't care about this but let me write all that shit and give you my ebin review and annal-isis coming complete with a numerical score that means nothing

>watching capeshit to begin with

You may just be the biggest cuck iTT


ac1074  No.16607253

>>16607118

>muh blackpeel

Suck a dick.


aaaa31  No.16607291

>>16605441

>cape movie fatigue

wait for a marvel film to bomb then you can say there's fatigue, Using a shitty x-men film that was pushed out the door to cut losses as evidence is retarded


331948  No.16607309

>>16607291

Captain Marvel was a near bomb and Endgame made far less money than Disney predicted. Also, most of the original cast is retiring and they're getting replaced by niggers and ugly women.


4307a7  No.16607317

>Watching Capeshit

>Not reading it


5f6ab6  No.16607322

>>16607317

>reading capeshit

*vomit*


331948  No.16607323

>>16607317

The comics are even worse than the movies. They're so bad, in fact, that people don't want them even when they're offered for free.


aaaa31  No.16607331

>>16607309

>Near bomb

no it wasn't

"As of June 14, 2019, Captain Marvel has grossed $426.6 million in the United States and Canada, and $701.4 million in other territories, for a worldwide total of $1.128 billion.[4][5] It had a worldwide opening of $456.7 million, the sixth-biggest of all time.[168] Deadline Hollywood estimated the film had a total production and advertising cost of $300 million, and predicted that it would surpass its break-even point by reaching $750 million within its first week.[2] It is currently the second-highest-grossing film of 2019.[169] On April 2, 2019, the film crossed the $1 billion mark worldwide, becoming the first female-led superhero movie to do so,[170] as well as the seventh Marvel title, the 19th Disney film, and 38th film overall.[171]"


bc7b13  No.16607337

>>16607331

>Disney bought out empty theaters to inflate numbers

>Disney paid people to go watch the movie

It was a bomb, nobody likes the character or the actress playing her.


aaaa31  No.16607405

>>16607337

any evidence of that?


331948  No.16607436

>>16607405

/tv/ had plenty of articles, tweets, videos etc. back when the movie was airing in theaters. Same shit as with Black Panther, where Disney was building movie theaters in the middle of the Africa and letting niggers watch it for free.


aaaa31  No.16607445

>>16607436

yeah that's not evidence though is it?


196cfd  No.16607512

>>16605508

RLM and others like it got their fame almost solely from criticizing the Prequel movies.

Because of this they have to pump the original trilogy up and make up a bunch of complaints for the new ones.

Not liking the prequels is fine but what really gets under my skin is how they went after Lucas in such a disgusting smear campaign.

If you want to see what that was like just look up the “George Lucas raped our childhood” song.

RLM may have just been useful idiots or they may have been in on it, but the smear campaign against Lucas was because Lucasfilm was, for a very long time, an independent film producer separate from the big six media companies.

The public assassination of Lucas was designed to bully him into selling off Lucas film, which they succeeded in by him selling to Disney.

Now bullying creators is not necessarily bad.

But what RLM participated in was the equivalent to if /v/ only bullied Todd Howard, publicly shaming him from the industry only for Bethesda to be conveniently bought out by EA the following years.

/v/ may have that cynicism that RLM imitates but /v/ are at least consistent.

/v/ picks on everyone, Howard, Pitchfork, Blizinski, they all get the sass.

But RLM? Lucas gets the hate, then they get popular and not a peep about anyone else. In fact they borderline suck the dick off of JJ’s Star Wars film.

That’s because they are shills.

Fuck them and any anon who posts their stupid “comedy skits”


9736eb  No.16607533

>>16607512

RLM is only good for finding bad movies, when it comes to reviews they are as bad as any other critic and are often extremely hypocritical.


5d3af6  No.16607567

File: eeb797984e258c5⋯.png (109.99 KB, 668x1206, 334:603, Why are (YOU) here.png)

>>16606967

>normie


80d419  No.16607573

>>16607512

>they went after Lucas in such a disgusting smear campaign.

Hmm, I wonder why.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directors_Guild_of_America

>Not all Hollywood directors are DGA members. Notable exceptions include George Lucas and Robert Rodriguez.


5d3af6  No.16607599

>>16607088

>>16607092

>Christianity

Oh, yes, it's not like the church spent the better part of the past millenium trying to educate the braindead peasents that the royals were using as cannon fodder.


42626a  No.16607627

>>16607512

>shill jj star wars films

>hated every movie after force awakens

>melted down a fish tank of star wars toys


10b1b4  No.16607639

>>16607627

All after the fact.

Anyone with an actual brain would know that the new Star Wars movies were going to be pozzed corporate dogshit.

Watching their review of TFA almost feels like an advertisement, with TLJ just being the usual damage control.

They burnt plastic only after the fact once the goyim knew.

Burning a few happy meal toys isn’t going to change the fact that they directly contributed to getting Star Wars sold to the media mogul giga Jews.

And that’s without even going into how much dicksucking they give to the Marvel movies.

If you can’t tell that they dance for the mouse then you should be put on a cross.


5d3af6  No.16607660

File: 6fb3a042b4d54c7⋯.webm (2.41 MB, 436x336, 109:84, If Only We Had Known.webm)


484ea8  No.16607662

Showing a buggy as fuck game at E3 could taint the games perception when it comes out. The avengers game was in one of the show cases so it isn't like it was super hidden. It's understandable for a company to want to keep beta gameplay away from the public eye so a game doesn't get a bad reputation. It's like someone complaining their meal is cold when you just turned on the oven to put it in. It only takes 1 bad scene and you get a bunch of memes which tear down an other wise decent game with a million dollar budget.

The journos are being the standard journos. They know who feeds them and who to lean on in this situation. They're doing what they're paid to. The response on /v/ is retarded though. It's like it's full of children who have never made anything which took real time to do. You don't show half finished work to people unless it's ready to be shown. Industry insiders can understand a few bugs in a prototype and over look them. The general public will not overlook them and now any time someone searches this game they will see this controversy and maybe even this video of the gameplay.

This isn't something to care about one way or another. It's exactly what you expect from some nigger walking back stage and filming stuff he wasn't supposed to see. Tell the security guard to lock the damn door next time and if you really want film the entire gameplay demo or a few minutes of it and release it to the public. Mark it clearly as beta footage and get some free hype from a nigger nigging.


61cf95  No.16607664

>>16607092

For what? If you say the Dark Ages I swear anon


80d419  No.16607677

>>16607662

They shouldn't have even bothered at all really. If they honestly think anyone's going to give a shit about an Avengers game after the movies are over then they're fucking retarded.


ec5ffc  No.16607689

I have never seen movie then yelled at my friends OMG I NEED TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME OF THIS RIGHT NOW! LOOK THERE'S ONE.

The only movie tie-ins I can think of that weren't shit were the Two Towers/Return of the King hack and slash.

Who the fuck is excited for this at all? Oh right normalfags fuck well it will make a ton I guess.


ec5ffc  No.16607698

>>16607073

and there will be loud applause and tweets


484ea8  No.16607702

>>16607689

Many of the 16 bit systems best games are movie tie ins. You have no idea what you're talking about and just think license games are bad because they're licensed.

Super hero games have always been popular, gaming is one of the best mediums to do them in. This looks to be a sequel to a pretty popular marvel game series Ultimate alliance so some people will care.


07b0f2  No.16607715

>>16607702

There already is a planned Ultimate Alliance 3 which is a separate game


2d6c83  No.16607888

>>16603115

The only thing that "influencers" get out of this is the opportunity to get a scoop out of it just so they can write a few articles about what they saw.

Without any pictures or footage.

With their name on the line (implying it was trustworthy to begin with) if the game ends up being shit.

The only thing they get is the opportunity to be a mouthpiece for a terrible advertisement with all that implies.

This shit is no different than IGN and others taking bribes just so they can get the oportunity to drop news about upcoming games sooner than everyone else. What sounds like a very important advantage on the competition becomes a moot point if it costs you credibility.

Come a few years later and these news outlets can post all the shit they want a week earlier than everyone else and nobody reads it anyway since they expect it to just be more advertisement.

These closed-doors events are the exact same thing only even worse since now they don't even have proper eye-candy to attract readers, it's just "take my word for it, I was there and it was awesome!".

Considering the backlog many people have, there's plenty of time to wait and read actually credible sources who will try the full game once it's out on retail and judge it for what everyone else actually gets instead of a well crafted propaganda piece on E3.

These companies should be fucking gratefull there's walking soylent that wants to talk about whatever shit they want to sell, completely the other way around.

Amusingly enough, CDProject doesn't seem to have this problem. The gameplay demos for Vampire the Maskerade and Cyberpunk are going to be public and we already saw several gameplay videos of those online and public as well.

Almost as if they don't feel like they need to lie in order to sell.

The quality of the games is something entirely different, but at least CDPR trusts their shit.


311282  No.16607903

File: 970563c6eee1e78⋯.jpg (326.24 KB, 691x703, 691:703, gf.jpg)

>>16607323

>silver and golden age capeshit and paraphernalia went for a few cents when they where first published

>now they go for a few thousand freedombux on the open market

<modern day capeshit you can't even give away for free

<they will still be worth nothing in the future

Have you inested in mango and mango figurines yet?


3a95aa  No.16607985

File: da1de5d0b689282⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 640x268, 160:67, I_dont_meme_so_good.mp4)

>>16604459

It really was.

>Thanos wins

>snaps half the universe away

>goes to live on a farm

>because the retards didn't let Adam Warlock exist

endgame had nothing of value and the only people who saw it were retards with nothing better to do or the idiots who cried when the worst spiderman ever died.


10f109  No.16608001

>>16607639

They were shilling a JJ Abrams SW film even in the prequel reviews, iirc. Saying that it might be too good if done now and make everyone forget about the original trilogy. Now how did that turn out?


82f221  No.16608020

File: 3821fd2431c8e69⋯.jpg (136.59 KB, 958x1280, 479:640, andrew-garfield-spider-man.jpg)

>>16607985

Second worst. He isn't so terrible that they haven't swept him under the rug.

Not like it matters anyway, there were three Incredible Hulk movies with different actors for Hulk and I have no idea which one they used for Avengers.


9fe056  No.16608092

>>16608001

It sounds like they had no idea how bad the new trilogy was going to be.


42626a  No.16608109

>>16608020

None. Mark Ruffalo is supposed to be the Edward Norton Bruce Banner but Mark was brought in as a replacement for Avengers. Kind of like how Rhodey was replaced by an even blacker actor after the first Iron Man.


80d419  No.16608130

>still trying this hard to derail for your corporate masters


82f221  No.16608161

>>16608130

The fuck you want us to talk about in a capeshit thread, then? Game's shit.


6b645e  No.16608182

>>16608123

>Physical and spiritual iconoclasm

Fair enough


bfa949  No.16608228

>>16607689

>I have never seen movie then yelled at my friends OMG I NEED TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME OF THIS RIGHT NOW! LOOK THERE'S ONE.

Let me guess, you just turned 18 and decided to visit the boardotherwise you'd remember the days of the NES/SNES and Mega Drive where it was full of tv show / movie-tie-ins up the fucking ass and they were fun

>>16607985

Endgame only exists for thirsty actresses to act besides Tom Holland and see who can rape his dick faster


79654b  No.16608237

>>16603126

>I agree with RLM

Why in the everloving fuck are you watching a bunch of greedy, unfunny cucked normalfags talk about the films they've just watched. Neck yourself, you fucking nigger.


07b0f2  No.16608252

>>16608228

>Endgame only exists for thirsty actresses to act besides Tom Holland and see who can rape his dick faster

What's that now?


fea0e0  No.16608281

>>16603115

Are these faggots defending companies that make hundreds of billions selling half assed games and movies while paying devs and VFX artists like shit?


c98b32  No.16608287

>they spent thousands of dollars to watch others play a game and listen to PR

>they get mad that someone else essentially got the same experience for free

Are you truly mad at them, or at yourself for being such a cuck?


3963d8  No.16608310

>>16604432

The American political system is a joke of a republic. The amount of lobbying Google and other evil companies ensures total corruption of our government. Even if you manage to get an honest man elected, most of the unelected committees and executive departments take their own politics to work and/or can be reached by lobbyists. I don't really see a way to fix it without starting all over again.


7cbeab  No.16608329

File: 88fa191059a19dd⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 776.26 KB, 450x450, 1:1, (((gee whiz, who is this))….gif)

>>16607662

>The response on /v/ is retarded though. It's like it's full of children who have never made anything which took real time to do. You don't show half finished work to people unless it's ready to be shown.

And this is /v/'s fault how exactly? Sounds like you should be sharing your gripes with Square Enix.

>This isn't something to care about one way or another. It's exactly what you expect from some nigger walking back stage and filming stuff he wasn't supposed to see.

I wonder who could be behind this post


80d419  No.16608348

>>16608329

Check out its other post for a nice laugh. Probably copy pasted straight from an outdated shilling manual.


1a8ca8  No.16608375

>>16607599

>>16607664

Just checking to see if these posts were left up.

>>16608281

>love fight da powah ebul corporation media

>suck dick of actual corporations

I'll never understand this.


80d419  No.16608384

>>16608375

It's a smokescreen.


b4d478  No.16608388

File: 6e5fc949226dc60⋯.png (154.51 KB, 342x359, 342:359, 9ea6d129f3bc4ee73457345741….png)

>every single AAA game

Stop making yourself look retarded, there were plenty of hands on gameplay demos for the games most normalfags wanted.


f76fd1  No.16608394

File: 5942b4f6adab16a⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 235x122, 235:122, this_shnibs_the_shnab.gif)

>>16608388

thats some gay furry shit isnt it?


d979c5  No.16608462

File: 02069c204549a02⋯.jpg (322.31 KB, 476x621, 476:621, 1377142375052.jpg)


311282  No.16608469

File: 81910a90fc28693⋯.jpg (70.5 KB, 1000x906, 500:453, 173068.jpg)

>>16608388

>there were plenty of hands on gameplay demos

<allowing people to try the game before purchase

I'm pretty certain those went extinct millions of years ago for that very reason unless you sail the high seas


1a8ca8  No.16608488

>>16608384

I know that, but some of these people actually believe this shit.

>>16608394

This is why I don't eat crab at restaurants.


b4d478  No.16608586

File: 50e47380bec83cb⋯.jpg (4.41 MB, 4272x2848, 3:2, lobster4.jpg)

>>16608488

>This is why I don't eat crab at restaurants.

You're missing out, gourmet crab is delicious. There are less humane ways to die, like say, being boiled alive.


1a8ca8  No.16608605

>>16608586

Yeah I'm not against meat of any kind really, but the thought of it being boiled alive makes me sick and think about Chinks de-furring rats alive.


42626a  No.16608613

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>>16608586

>There are less humane ways to die, like say, being boiled alive.

Makes for a great story though.


e40494  No.16608618

>>16603568

The Godzilla Monsterverse is doing pretty well


6f5dac  No.16608625

>>16608605

Shellfish is cooked fresh otherwise it rots like crazy compared to even fish.


f76fd1  No.16608629

>>16608613

>>16608586

>not getting singing bulled

lmao casuals


889cbf  No.16609278

>>16605562

Disney didn't force them to make a string of god-fucking-awful X-Men movies. They did that themselves.

It's doubly absurd when you remember that when they started, X-Men were the flagship fucking franchise at Marvel and Avengers were an afterthought.




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