>>16583371
>You will never have a dragon wife who will randomly pick you up alongside a road because she's bored and looking for somebody to spend her life with her, and who will give you access to magical power as long as you promise to stay devoted.
>you will never take off your armor to have sex with her
>you will never suddenly get pinned down and feel her erect penis being shoved into your butthole
>you will never realize your waifu was actually male all along and the reason you didn't notice this sooner is that reptile dicks are usually hidden in their cloacas which look the same from outside for both sexes and you just assumed dragons don't have tits
>you will never scream in pain and fear as your colon tears and your hip bones are permanently dislocated
>you will never struggle desperately to break free but be unsuccessful because lol 8 stories tall monster
>you will never suffer an agonizing half hour of horrifying torture
>you will never have a king sized load burst forth and create more internal ruptures
>you will never be let go and collapse on the ground as tears flow from your eyes and a mixture of blood and liquid feces pools from your behind
>you will never hear the dragon behind you ask for three dollars and fifty cents
>you will never gather all your remaining strength and turn around
>you will never realize what you thought to be a dragon was actually a crustacean from the protozoic era
>you will never realize that darn Loch Ness monster had tricked you again
>you will never wonder in your final thoughts before blacking out why it possesses an animatronic dragon penis
feels good man