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File: 0178397362fca3c⋯.jpg (19.13 KB, 368x350, 184:175, Yawning.jpg)

ae71b2  No.16577947

Grade: F

- Ubishit -

>Shit

Watch Dogs: Legion

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Siege additions

Brawlhalla (calarts Adventure Time characters)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Breakpoint

Tom Clancy's Elite Squad

Just Dance 2020 (& fags dancing on stage)

For Honor: Shadows of the Hitokiri

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Quarantine

Tom Clancy's The Division 2 additions

Roller Champions

Gods & Monsters

somewhere out there, tom clancy is rolling in his grave. god, i felt my brain zoning in and out by how boring and pozzed it all was

907f76  No.16577957

How much longer are they gonna rape Tom Clancy's corpse


4e53e7  No.16577958

I fucking knew they removed that zombie mode from Siege to make a “full” game out of it


b670ea  No.16577968

You gonna screech about /pol/ this time too you obvious refugee?


fe9302  No.16577978

>>16577947

>Watch Dogs: Legion

<Only good thing about was the grandmother

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Siege additions

<Who gives a fuck?

>Brawlhalla (calarts Adventure Time characters)

<Who gives a fuck?

>Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Breakpoint

<Who gives a fuck?

>Tom Clancy's Elite Squad

<Who gives a fuck?

>Just Dance 2020 (& fags dancing on stage)

<Who gives a fuck?

>For Honor: Shadows of the Hitokiri

<Who gives a fuck?

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Quarantine

<Who gives a fuck?

>Tom Clancy's The Division 2 additions

<Who gives a fuck?

>Roller Champions

<Who gives a fuck?

>Gods & Monsters

<Who gives a fuck?


140bed  No.16577981

Goddammit, teaches me to sleep in. Enjoy using these threads as yellow succubus propaganda, (((OP))).

t. Bethesda thread maker


66e5a1  No.16578158

quarantine mite b cool, not that many AAA coop shootan around

breakpoint still hinges how retarded they go with the progression system, If they go full diablo shit they can fuck right off, already got that with division.

also: division 2 sales must have been more shit than expected that they have to go free after just 3 months.


ae71b2  No.16578166

File: 1507dacbc425021⋯.png (691.19 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, pure-lard.png)

>>16577981

hey, man. if it makes you feel any better, i'd rather take that gook over this fat hambeast anyday


7919ba  No.16578180

The one thing Watch Dogs had going for it was the grandmother. But of course they montaged through her gameplay and then went for the fucking NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Why do devs insist on having the same insanely ugly model for all their female NIGGERS?


f3ec1f  No.16578199

Ubisoft is going to be hard to beat as the worst show.


907f76  No.16578210

>>16578180

Just because a shit game has one thing doesn't mean it's worth playing. Notice in the SoyDogs trailer the only person who died was the white guy? Fucking Ubishit man, Frenchfrogs are the fucking worst


37e4b0  No.16578213

>>16578180

>Watch Dogs: Legion

Brexit is the reason why we have mass surveillance in the UK! I can't wait to see their excuses for the paki rape gangs and how they're going to spin the cops helping the rapist get the girls back after the fathers actually rescued their own kids.


b73899  No.16578241

>Ubisoft's dystopian vision of the UK is barely different from reality


e793b0  No.16578243

What's up with all the nigger females as main character ubisoft?


907f76  No.16578244

>>16578213

Also it's hilarious how the government "fucked off" supposedly in this and yet it's still a police state for some fucking dumb reason?


66e5a1  No.16578250

>>16578244

lefties were never known for their logic and rationality.


267ab7  No.16578251

File: 2b350c9ab392809⋯.jpg (102.54 KB, 1201x627, 1201:627, b5197d4a052e307579d9a62525….jpg)

Imagine making a charity event where you put kids with cancer vs women who can't code.


86e919  No.16578259

File: 0c45fe6dedaaac3⋯.jpg (142.12 KB, 660x960, 11:16, edward-furlong1.jpg)

>>16577947

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Quarantine

Another coop zombie shooter?


7fb2b0  No.16578261

Ubisnore really disappointed more than I could have expected this year. You would think all the companies would show gameplay or a big update on their most anticipated games at e3 but none of conferences had anything to show, except CGI trailers.


907f76  No.16578264

File: 7a0902c3ce2f633⋯.jpg (56.96 KB, 790x454, 395:227, fattymcfatass.jpg)

>>16578243

Because this is the kind of people making these "games"


7919ba  No.16578267

>>16578213

>>16578210

There wasn't a single mudslime from what I saw. Which is both a blessing and a curse, I guess.

But at the end of the day who really fucking cares. It's another Watch Dogs games and it's another Ubisoft open world game. I'm honestly more pissed off about Sam being in a mobile game instead of an actual game, but after Conviction I'm not even sure I'd want another SC anymore.

Even the fucking ex-Ass Creed director turned out to be an ultra shitter with his no-gameplay monkey game too. Ubisoft is the reverse midas.

Also I'll never get this narrative that a first world police/military force decided to be colossal dicks to their populations just out of spite. It sometimes happens in third world shitholes like mine, and even then it's not all cops/military but I can't for the life of me imagine it happening in a country which has its shit together.

France doesn't count, fuck you.


fe1590  No.16578276

File: 80194482d10b48a⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 714x1024, 357:512, cease.jpg)

>Watch Dogs: Legion

Evil drumpf brexit.

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Siege additions

Don't play the game.

>Brawlhalla (calarts Adventure Time characters)

Awful.

>Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Breakpoint

Evil white guys fight against the diversity squad

>Tom Clancy's Elite Squad

Mobile shit.

>Just Dance 2020 (& fags dancing on stage)

My non-existent 12 year old sister is thrilled.

>For Honor: Shadows of the Hitokiri

Fat dyke samurai.

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Quarantine

Don't play the game.

>Tom Clancy's The Division 2 additions

Don't play the game.

>Roller Champions

Obvious pushed diversity but it looks fun.

>Gods & Monsters

Breath of the Wild but with a cute girl. Shame that it's going to be feminist bullshit.


66e5a1  No.16578281

File: 747d258ae08992b⋯.png (239.01 KB, 481x394, 481:394, yfwgellarfieldfailure.png)

>sick kids

>team pain


907f76  No.16578297

>>16578267

>Also I'll never get this narrative that a first world police/military force decided to be colossal dicks to their populations just out of spite

Because that whole theme is the typical class warfare Wealthy fags vs. Poor fags shit that's been a theme for 6 billion years


fe9302  No.16578311

>>16578267

>I can't for the life of me imagine it happening in a country which has its shit together.

It's because that's how ALL police states are depected in media. And, all the police in media are depicted like that because "that's literally what it was like living under Nazi rule back in the 1930s/1940s.


075854  No.16578342

File: ad6fbabe0acc5b8⋯.png (281.69 KB, 801x659, 801:659, seriously guys.png)

>>16578276

>Breath of the Wild but with a cute girl.

She wasn't cute at all though.

And neither was the harpy

>being excited for Sportsball, WITH SKATES: the Video Game


ea3249  No.16578351

File: 862874ea39efa20⋯.jpg (81.79 KB, 800x450, 16:9, eca.jpg)

I already knew ubisgit would be a cancerous pozzed shitfest but holy fuck did it really hit a new low. Hopefully the fucking japs would do something decent but even so I'm not expecting much.


c7d197  No.16578366

REMINDER

cuckchanners come here to shill siege because even cucks at 4chan dont want to talk about it 24/7


fe1590  No.16578371

>>16578342

>being excited for Sportsball,

Never said I was excited but it looked like a fun multiplayer game.

>She wasn't cute at all though.

Only saw half her face but I have hope.


4d07d4  No.16578387

File: 3f3730e333d93e8⋯.jpg (104.6 KB, 960x956, 240:239, rigged.jpg)

>no new Rayman oh who am I kidding they'd find a way to make it shit

>no more love for the Origins nymph girls


c7d197  No.16578413

>>16578387

no rayman

no splinter cell proper

no beyond good and evil

no prince of persia

no wild, remember that?


7b3d78  No.16578450

File: c8ceec92e2d298a⋯.png (257.92 KB, 256x443, 256:443, just fagce.png)

I felt violently ill when I saw this faggot jerking off a light pole while touching himself on stage.


515ada  No.16578460

File: 73ef03b1a65c0f2⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1436x772, 359:193, Capture.PNG)

>>16578351

First time in a long time where I viewed something that made me want to stop watching any further E3 shit.


2b8616  No.16578475

>>16578460

what the fuck is that anon?


b8b975  No.16578488

>>16578475

This is not an anon, this is the splinter cell guy, Sam Fisher, looking shittier than ever. :>)


37e4b0  No.16578504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16578244

They'll probably spin it as some kind of corporation taking over behind the scenes or whatever.

>>16578267

One of them in the trailer, looked like a light skinned paki.

>Also I'll never get this narrative that a first world police/military force decided to be colossal dicks to their populations just out of spite.

That's how they see anyone that doesn't really agree with them, they're evil, just because. It's not a well thought out position, just feelings. Watch this whole video, the guy explains the why.


515ada  No.16578537

>>16578475

People wanted more Sam, and this is what we got. A side character on a mobile shit game.


f8227c  No.16578566

File: f5565b69d18fc7e⋯.jpg (85.09 KB, 495x594, 5:6, Hey Rig ima Ghost now.jpg)

That may be the worst Ubisoft E3 conference.

Watch Dogs Brexit, a timed event recycled into a full game (R6 Quarantine), a roller game…

The only good thing is that there's no new Splinter Cell game so Sam can't get pozzed.


f22adb  No.16578810

>>16578566

It's the worst Ubi conference in at least a good few years. The idea of forming an army of grannies is the closest thing there is to a redeeming quality of this presentation. Every other Ubi presentation has had at least SOMETHING that looked decent.


9116a5  No.16578846

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There literal no difference between reset era and Cuckchannel

Prove me wrong.

http://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/465714625


9116a5  No.16578860

>>16578166

How can you be fat yet have small tits?


37e4b0  No.16578882

>>16578860

Dysgenics.


4d07d4  No.16579074

>>16578846

>openly going to 4um

>openly fucking linking it here

You absolute mouthbreather.


d1d1f9  No.16579185

>>16578166

>I hop uh hed agud eatery


5932ab  No.16579231

>>16578846

go back


2105f1  No.16579656

File: 9dd99b68f0fffa2⋯.jpg (9.93 KB, 181x255, 181:255, dealing with this bullshit.jpg)

>>16577947

Is there already an uproar on Watch Dogs: Legion take on fucking Brexit of all things? It will generate a huge controversy on Ubisoft and will probably damage the company.


a3eec1  No.16591773

Why the fuck did they bring Rayman speedrunners in, tweet pics of Rayman and give away Origins for free on their store if they weren't going to announce anything Rayman related?

There was even a Rayman Legends booth there.


b670ea  No.16592075

>>16579656

That would require someone to give a shit about Watch Dogs.




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