5810e6 No.16556238
Grade: F
- EA -
>Great
>Decent
Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
>Shit
Apex Legends
Battlefield V
FIFA 20
Madden NFL 20
The Sims 4
The star wars game seemed ok. Too bad it's going to be a Uncharted-like linear cinematic rollercoaster with no replay value. Something you'll play once, but never again.
Apex legends, battlefield 5, fifa 20, madden 20, and the sims 4 were so fucking boring. Shit games and expansions.
I would have given the conference a grade of D (just for star wars looking half decent), but then they came out with the pozz. Faggot pride PSA, anti-bullying PSA, and that cuck, trevor noah. So many sjw dog whistles that were cringey as fuck.
9e606f No.16556260
Was tuning in and out of the stream and it was still boring and shit every time I came back. It might have been better if they did a conference since they could condense the shit into an 1 hr and 30 minutes instead of spreading it out.
97f0cd No.16556296
What a world we live in where a post Disney Star Wars clone of Uncharted can be categorized as decent.
8b42d1 No.16556298
d0efe1 No.16556302
Fallen Order just looks like a generic Batman Arkham clone.
eab67f No.16556306
>>16556299
The fuck dubsman?
27a8f3 No.16556310
>>16556238
Now that I've stopped caring for Star Wars, I feel like a fucking idiot for ever doing so.
If you really though that SW game was decent, you're in denial and still clinging to it.
You have to let it go
97f0cd No.16556312
>>16556299
This looks like one of those fake Indian bodybuilders. You know, the ones who inject saline into their pecs and biceps just to look swole without ever actually doing exercise.
2bd469 No.16556319
Jedi fallen order looked like trash you cumguzzling faggot
5a8b17 No.16556320
>>16556238
>Decent
Explain yourself. It looked awful.
6c7a65 No.16556322
>>16556238
>Decent
<Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
it's just another shitty cinematic uncharted clone,everything about this conference is shit
5810e6 No.16556401
>>16556320
I play a lot of 3rd person action games. Fallen order didn't wow me (not Great imo), but it had a white protag and wasn't overpacked with Diversity™ (aside from that one brown ally) like the rest of ea's games were. Surprising, considering that the latest star wars movies are all about stronk womyn protags and nonwhite casts.
e2c9e9 No.16556427
>>16556401
this, it's not as bad as we expected but not as good as we hoped
it looked like a Metroid Prime meets hack n' slash kind of thing to me, but knowing EA and Yidney they'll probably fuck it up in every way possible
7dc6ff No.16556428
>>16556401
>one brown ally
You already forgot about this?
bb56a6 No.16556431
The Star Wars robot was cute at least
97f0cd No.16556437
>>16556428
Why is the bad guy from Roger Rabbit black now?
18587c No.16556445
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
>Decent
Consider suicide
5a8b17 No.16556448
>>16556401
>I play a lot of 3rd person action games.
and the only thing that stands out about this one is a white protagonist?
4b305d No.16556457
>expecting anything good from EA
I appreciate that they always do their conference first just to get their mediocrity out of the way immediately.
32f4bf No.16556459
>>16556238
>>Decent
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
5810e6 No.16556481
>>16556448
Not just that. The combat reminded me of Sekiro for some reason. There was also the ability to slow down, using the force to pull in enemies, and deflecting shots with your lightsaber. It led to some interesting moments like when that stormtrooper shot at you, you slowed down time and pulled him in, and then kill him with his own blaster shot.
Overall, I thought the combat gameplay seemed ok.
a4f729 No.16556501
>>16556481
>The combat reminded me of Sekiro for some reason
why in the fuck are people saying that it looks like it could be any third person melee combat from the past decade or more
fda3dc No.16556511
>>16556310
It was decent in as much as it looks like a completely unremarkable action game. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't really worth getting excited over either. Maybe it'll be worth buying on sale at some point.
6695a5 No.16556513
>>16556238
>>Decent
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
You kidding? A minute in and I already need a whisky to get me though this embarrasing overacting.
e4302b No.16556539
>>16556513
don't forget it's made by respawn, anyone how played the tf2 campaign etc knows what to expect.
5bcf24 No.16556543
>>16556238
>Decent
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
It looks generic as shit. I don't see anything engaging or interesting about the game. It's like they took the worst parts of Warframe and Uncharted and made a game out of it. Besides that, I don't like trailers that insist on shoving niggers in my face.
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93fe5c No.16556574
>>16556238
Whats the story behind the Jedi FO protag? In the gameplay reveal he looks quite competent but I don't know if there's any word on how or if he way trained. Is he a Man-Rey, and deliberate Gary-stu, to bate 'teh incelz' into hypocrisy?
More likey incompetence and not malice?
4cdb10 No.16556580
>>16556539
A criminally short, but fun campaign where every level is a gimmick?
e4302b No.16556599
>>16556580
what gimmick? doublejump and wallrunning? the only interesting gimmick was the timetravel, rest was run-of-the-mill writing which was even worse in MP.
391e40 No.16556687
>>16556238
>yearly franchise shit
>one new game announcement
I missed the shitshow, is that all they showed up with?
5810e6 No.16556692
>>16556501
The enemies had this little dot in the center of their 3d models. It seemed like when their stance was broken, the dot lights up and the player could insta-kill them. There was also an emphasis on swordplay and parrying, which added to the Sekiro vibes this game's combat gave off.
bac3fb No.16556772
>>16556299
When I was 14. I'd normally be the type to say "how dare you not date someone based on their looks that's rude they could be a good person underneath".
Now I mentally associate them with clowns And I have a primal distrust of them. This level of makup is specifically to hide something. I can't trust something like that on even a casual basis. The more layers the worst it gets to the point that fursuiters gain my peak levels of primal fight or flight instincts.
22931d No.16556792
>>16556772
Your 14 year old self was a flaming faggot, holy shit. Glad you woke the fuck up.
97f0cd No.16556810
>>16556772
There's quite a difference between someone who's ugly because they don't try or got fucked up and someone who intentionally makes themselves grotesque because morality(-1) is apparently how things are supposed to work now. The latter get all the media attention which is why the sympathy is drying up.
1c3d33 No.16557005
>thinking any of that was "descent"
97f0cd No.16557013
>>16557005
Yeah, where's the 6DOF?
a69831 No.16557969
So did they show of any Sea of Solitude, or did EA casually axe development while nobody was looking?
1bab8c No.16557999
>>16557969
Nah, they showed no EA Originals this year, it was all AAA shit. Which is a shame, because that's one of the few things of even remote interest that EA's done in their presentations as of late.
214cb5 No.16558036
>Conference
It was a ripoff of the Nintendo treehouse event but somehow much, much worse.
1bab8c No.16558043
>>16558036
My first impression was PC Gaming Show ripoff, but that sounds a bit more accurate, now that you mention it. Either way, it was worse than both of those things.
214cb5 No.16558067
>>16558058
>We are entering gen NEIN
It all makes sense now.
000000 No.16558096
>>16556401
>white protag
Like everything from The Last of Us to Uncharted and unlike those, this "white protag" looks like a total fag.
>wasn't overpacked with diversity
Sheboon and Space Che Guevara plus generic female "badass" Imperial Inquisitor are just the tip of the iceberg.
>>16556481
>Sekiro
Which has absolutely no place in a game about a fucking Jedi and neither does any other Dark Souls esque shit-tier combat system. Lightsabers are deadly weapons for insta-kills and dismemberment, they are not glowsticks that you bash an enemy with until they fall down.
1bab8c No.16558122
>>16556481
>It led to some interesting moments like when that stormtrooper shot at you, you slowed down time and pulled him in, and then kill him with his own blaster shot.
That was probably the only "good" part of the gameplay shown.
5810e6 No.16558137
>>16558096
>the marxist torfag again
Jesus christ. Just fuck off. I'm so fucking done with you, it's not even funny. If it's not the constant whining about "ALL companies/businesses/capitalism must be abolished" or "rich oligarchs are pure evil", it's shit opinions like this post that make me sick and tired of your marxist shit.
Just kill yourself and never speak to me again.
fb4f9e No.16558255
97f0cd No.16558350
>>16558137
Oh hey, it's the "everyone I don't like is a communist" guy. Gonna screech about Christianity again?
90580c No.16558351
>>16558137
Please tell us how Hitler turning the world into North Korea would save gaming, cuck
70663f No.16558371
>>16556238
The Star Wars game looked like shit
It's literally a load of random shit from other games taped together with no consideration given to whether they fit or even if they're worth having in the first place. Uncharted wall climbing are you fucking kidding me, what kind of drooling braindead idiot likes that garbage.
97f0cd No.16558392
>>16558371
It's probably just a salvaged version of that game that was supposed to come out like 6 years ago, and even then that would've been pretty dated. Uncharted is 12 years old by the way.
561475 No.16558395
> Faggot pride PSA, anti-bullying PSA, and that cuck, trevor noah
i missed these, did anyone save them?
5810e6 No.16558694
>>16558395
I did some cuts right now of the lgbt propaganda, and the anti-bullying PSA.
As for the trevor noah bit (that unfunny comedian from that leftist rag, the daily show), I didn't make a cut for it. He was just the guest they brought out to shill for fifa 20 on stage. He kept making "I will school you at fifa" and "I'm so good at playing fifa" unfunny jokes that got old quick.
5810e6 No.16558699
>>16558395
There was also the pathetically sad interview they had with an Anthem dev.
>e3 EA 2018
>Anthem is one of the big games they showed off on-stage
>e3 EA 2019
>Anthem flopped so hard, they were reduced to a side interview that took place off-stage
>host straight up asks the dev if Anthem even has a future anymore, and the dev merely hoped so
>that pathetic hug at the end
de907b No.16558770
>>16558695
>1000000 dolaridos to combat mean people online
fa6a24 No.16558776
>>16556501
>why in the fuck are people saying that
Same reason every retarded normalfag compares anything difficult to Dark Souls.
ed83ce No.16558777
No Webms of that robot friend? He looked like he wanted to die, until they quickly rolled him out of the stage.
fa6a24 No.16558779
>>16558770
Funny story, Anita Sarkeesian is currently shidding and farting all over her Twitter over not being given that money "because muh gamergate"
68fc88 No.16558789
>>16558779
Does she realize those are empty money laundering corporations that don't actually do anything and gather money from idiots who willing to pay them?
97f0cd No.16558795
>>16558779
That story wasn't funny at all.
5810e6 No.16558961
>>16558777
To think that this is what marketing departments like to blow their money on. Only for their toy robutt to be told to shut the fuck up.
000000 No.16558997
>>16558789
>implying that she isn't exactly that
97f0cd No.16559003
>>16558997
Hence the asspain at the sight of competition.
6f4d6d No.16559493
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
>Decent
The combat in that game was slow and the enemy AI was abysmal, on top of that it touted a whole bunch of features that videogames had done many years since like it's new and innovative. Considering the fact that it's CY+4 Star Wars under EA's publishing; you know its shit anon, don't fucking kid yourself.
35f7b6 No.16559521
>>16559493
Why are you acting like the game is out, anon.
20a5bc No.16559551
>>16559521
They never add anything when the game out from when it was revealed. Those 3 gb day one updates don't change anything and might as well be spyware.
20a5bc No.16559558
Wattson looks hot, excited for the porn.
32d494 No.16559610
>>16556238
>Decent
>Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
I get it. The normal cattle will eat this one right up. "finally a good SW game" "hype" "looks amazing yass" yada yada yada, the usual faggot buzzwords. It will released, sold on mass, will break all them records and in 2 months tops everyone will forget about it until its time for the goy of the year awards were people will bring it up again only to finally die as the mediocre cinematic experience that nearly all games released in the 201x's are.
Fuck.
It really upsets me. I know gaming died over a decade ago and just when you think you reached the bottom of hell it just gets deeper. At least all those aaa released end up like Goy of War; forgotten for expect a minority of garbage people.
6f4d6d No.16559683
>>16559521
I don't see them doing any meaningful changes when the time comes for them to release it to the public. I'd say it's fair to assume that what we were shown is pretty much the final product unless some backroom fiasco goes down and we're given an even worse product or having it being outright cancelled that is.
>>16559558
>Goldfish face
>runs like a retard
Yeah I'll pass on that.
97f0cd No.16559761
>>16559610
I don't expect it to do well at all simply because it's to late. Had it came out either in preparation for or with TFA then yeah it would be the next big hit but Star Wars fatigue is real and they can only force so many more moviegame successes.
adde5a No.16559772
>>16556238
The Sims 4 content was the only thing interesting in the whole presentation, (only because of how it might effect porn mods). the star wars game looked like shit, a meh fest at best. I no interest in giving EA or disney money. star wars is a dead franchise.
8df2d9 No.16559777
>>16559521
What exactly looks promising about the game? It looks like Uncharted, but with a Star Wars logo slapped on it.
6a15d3 No.16559819
>>16559521
Why do nuclear faggots look at Totally Real Pre-Alpha Footage Not Designed and Handpicked to WOW the Gamers and say
>hey its just an alpha the game isn't even out yet
97f0cd No.16559830
>>16559819
Because they lose their job otherwise.
68759e No.16559857
>>16559772
YAY QUEERS TRANNIES AND BESTIALITY WOW THAT'S SO INTERESTING AND GREAT YOU FILTHY FUCKING GOYIM
20a5bc No.16559917
>>16559683
>goldfish face
Proof? She looks great.
5a8b17 No.16559928
adde5a No.16559945
>>16559857
>YAY QUEERS TRANNIES
they've had that since sims 1
>AND BESTIALITY WOW
fucking a dolphin really is the final frontier.
>SO INTERESTING AND GREAT YOU FILTHY FUCKING GOYIM
Markiplier please calm down, no need to be anti-gentite.
d3ec53 No.16559964
>>16559945
>they've had that since sims 1
Not trainnies. They didn't celebrate fag pride either.
adde5a No.16560033
>>16559964
>Not trainnies
tranny stuff has been "officially" supported since the last few years in sims 4. but it's been possibly with cheats and mods for decades (even in the first game) and homo/dyke sims have been in since sims 1.
>They didn't celebrate fag pride either.
EA as a company has been doing that for years. where have you been?
2a7169 No.16560163
>>16556772
Makeup in general is a warning, sort of like brightly colored animals in nature. "Stay away, I'm poisonous."
6523ce No.16560197
>>16558695
>57% of players say they have been threatened online.
>We need to change that.
DAMN RIGHT WE DO, THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS. GET THAT PERCENTAGE UP.
6fb8e9 No.16560387
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's funny how they managed to alienate both the people who cares about video games and the socjus crowd with the Star Wars game by making a bland Souls ripoff starring a soylet white guy. Sucks that 1313 never got made, that looked much better.
d3ec53 No.16570400
>>16560033
Did you read the whole post? NOT IN SIMS 1.