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7f1968 No.16553565
THE TIME HAS COME
AND SO HAVE I
THE SHOWS
Electronic Arts (EA Play) – June 8 at 9:00 a.m. PT / 12:00 p.m. ET
Nintendo Championship Tournaments – June 8 at 11:00 a.m. PT / 2:00 p.m. ET
Microsoft – June 9 at 1:00 p.m. PT / 4:00 p.m. ET
Bethesda Softworks – June 9 at 5:30 p.m. PT / 8:30 p.m. ET
Devolver Digital – June 9 at 7:00 p.m. PT / 10:00 p.m. ET
UploadVR – June 10 at 9:00 a.m. PT / 12:00 p.m. ET
PC Gaming Show – June 10 at 10:00 a.m. PT / 1:00 p.m. ET
Limited Run Games – June 10 at 12:00 p.m. PT / 3:00 p.m. ET
Ubisoft – June 10 at 1:00 p.m. PT / 4:00 p.m. ET
Kinda Funny Games Showcase – June 10 at 4:30 p.m. PT / 7:30 p.m. ET
Square Enix – June 10 at 6:00 p.m. PT / 9:00 p.m. ET
Nintendo – June 11 at 9:00 a.m. PT / 12:00 p.m. ET
POTENTIAL MOVIES
Kung Pow
Animal Crossing OVA
Phoenix Wright
Tron
Bayonetta - Bloody Fate
https://pomf.tv/stream/Mark
ARE YOU READY FOR DISAPPOINTMENT, FUCK UPS AND FUN ALL ALROUND?
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bd0d9c No.16589038
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>>16588975
you find art like that on some of the more politically incorrect japanese art websites and image boards.
5b0a97 No.16589076
On a related note;
https://wccftech.com/the-witcher-3-switch-resolution-size/
I'm honestly impressed that they were able to fit everything into a single cartridge, I'd thought they'd opt for a 64GB cart, but I guess not. No downloads required I find ports like this interesting
f7c2ea No.16589130
>>16588975
>White woman
>Hunting rifle
No thanks feminist fag
7ae856 No.16589137
>>16589130
>>>16588975
>>White woman
>>Hunting rifle
>No thanks feminist fag
Don't you want your waifu to hold your spare rifle for you?
449f65 No.16589265
>no boobs
>no legs
>no pantys
>no soul
here is your new tifa
77118f No.16589294
where's this anon's report card?
f72575 No.16589304
>>16587820
It's an asian trend to have partially or totally bleach white hair (not blonde unless its a fail dye job).
97cc78 No.16589310
Any more presentations this week?
f45692 No.16589313
>>16589265
you forgot
>no fun
f7c2ea No.16589318
>>16589310
E3's technically open all week on the floor but no more of those showcases
f7c2ea No.16589321
>>16589137
No I want the woman to shut up and stay in the back cause this is mans work not fit for a woman
072879 No.16589369
>>16589214
Serious question:
Why do people want Mother 3? Why? You have the game fully fan translated, and yet how people are so consistently thirsty TO PAY for a fucking TREEHOUSE TRANSLATION, censored and full of memes?
I just want to know what the fuck people are expecting out of this to keep asking for it, over and over.
4bfa45 No.16589375
8272f3 No.16589437
>>16589369
The kind of hipsterfaggots who latched on to that series are completely incapable of doing anything without giving money to some massive corporation. Make your own emulator box with spare parts? Do I look like a blue collar handyman to you?
0b1313 No.16589438
>>16589375
Microsoft Flight Simulator, new Panzer Dragoon on Switch, Banjo in Smash, a japanese girl talking engrish and lots of
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing
a8d4ee No.16589475
>>16589369
I don't just want a Mother 3 release. I want a PHYSICAL Mother 3 release. I like actually owning things.
We already live in a dystopian future, if you seriously believe it's not going to become more dystopian to the point where downloading ROMs becomes impossible you're short sighted.
fe9bc4 No.16589514
>>16589488
I personally can't wait for the discussion to be over so that we can get back to funner shit.
a8d4ee No.16589537
>>16589488
>missing things that aren't even over yet
1e75be No.16589553
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>>16589537
All the main conferences are pretty much done though. We won't be getting any more live shows with high-paced funposting.
9662d4 No.16589557
>>16587645
The superior version of The Witcher 3 :^)
>>16587669
Damn, I wish that were me.
e37ad8 No.16589627
>>16588047
>qt goth
>christmas cake
>makes awesome art
Why is she so perfect, anons?
>>16588618
No one can save us from this grimdark future.
>>16589557
What's the point of porting a game if you're just going to downgrade the graphics and framerate to the point that it's basically unplayable?
051fcc No.16589667
>>16588618
>distopian universe full of trannies
What's the problem here?
263e3c No.16589675
>>16588895
Is she "goth"? I usually expect them to have shoes and not sandals, at least she doesn't have black nails.
a8d4ee No.16589824
>>16589675
I think she's postgoth, IE when you realize that it actually was a phase, mom, and turn into a functional adult, but do keep an appreciation for the goth aesthetic
f9d1c4 No.16589831
>>16589824
>post-anything
When will you become post-shitposter, anon? What will it take?
c149cf No.16589860
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>>16588748
Too many high grades.
>>16589321
"When we made our own munitions And security inventions When we sent the kids to school with gun in hand... When we thought it's just a trifle For a girl to tote a rifle 'Twas just a daily routine in our land..."
-Whenwe, a Rhodesian song
Your women can't defend herself from niggers with her bare hands faggot, kill yourself for trying way to hard.
a8d4ee No.16589869
>>16589831
>using a normal English word means you're shitposting
When will you become post-retarded?
d71647 No.16589991
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Showfloor's about to open for Day 2.
8272f3 No.16590063
Any trailers or announcements happen since last night?
b5e57d No.16590118
>>16589214
>easily best Bethesda conference
>no Ghost Wire
What the fuck is wrong with you?
3d8e6d No.16590158
>>16590063
Don't think so, E3 is pretty much over, anon.
0db063 No.16590171
>Luigi's Mansion multiplayer is a roguelike
Is this a good thing, fellas? I think it might be a good thing
>>16589991
Three House's map design looks alright. Obviously the difficulty is low for the show floor and it's early on, but this could be good
247118 No.16590190
>>16590171
Weegee's Mansion is building off what the series already did. Dark Moon on 3DS already had Scarescraper. It was simpler but it was still pretty fun. If anything it was maybe too hard for casual play.
247118 No.16590227
>We listened to feedback on Luigi's Mansion 2
>"a couple dozen" portrait ghosts in 3
perfect
a8d4ee No.16590257
>>16590227
I wonder if they mean an actual couple (2 dozen AA 24 ghosts) or the more common use where it's an indeterminate number higher than two. The original only had 23, so unless he just lied it'll be quite a lot of content.
Shit I'm actually getting hope that a game might be fun again, this isn't supposed to happen.
4d7d70 No.16590262
>>16589557
kind of looks like a zelda game tbh
3ec1ad No.16590282
This looks like a super-generic modern JRPG.
a8d4ee No.16590284
>this kind of character design
>as a standard outfit instead of an optional unlockable
I thought this was illegal in CY+5
Anyone of our Reeesetera moles find salt about this game?
a27a38 No.16590290
>>16590282
Yeah, hopefully it gets better once you have control of multiple characters.
>>16590284
This is nice to see, I miss when girls could be sexy. You don't get much more than cute these days, and even that's becoming rare.
5e2ade No.16590306
>>16590284
I wonder if they kept the scene where this girl seduce a guard in a prison.
a8d4ee No.16590312
>>16590292
The hint isn't always there, the battle bonus and pickups are only there when you kill something, the moves list was only there for a bit as well, and the ring is only there during combat. It's not as bad as you made it seem
>fairy companion
TIME TO FINALLY BUY A SWITCH
Also nip voices included apparently.
a27a38 No.16590316
Cute!
They said they're going to add VA later, but I tend to prefer this kind of game without. Hopefully there's an option to turn it off.
>>16590292
This is annoying, seems like most of that stuff is only onscreen briefly though.
b6234d No.16590321
>>16589557
For a device that uses 30 or so watts of power, looks fine, if framerate is stable, I’ll pirate honestly tho, reminds me of xbone
0b1313 No.16590324
>>16590321
It's impressive that it runs at all, but that's kind of the problem. At some point, it's just not worth even bothering.
7e287d No.16590331
Fuck, I missed the Trials of Mana demo. What else is next?
a8d4ee No.16590333
This adorable creature wants you to check em
a27a38 No.16590334
>>16590331
Mario Maker 2, I think.
0b1313 No.16590337
>>16590331
Youtube has a rewind function on streams, unlike Twitch, so you can watch it. Next is Mario Maker.
>>16590333
I cannot disagree with that.
8b23e1 No.16590338
>>16590282
Keep in mind the original was released in like 1995.
7e287d No.16590341
>>16590338
Is it true that it wasn't released outside of Japan at the time due to a bunch of glitches that would've delayed things? Could be hearsay.
8b23e1 No.16590357
>>16590341
It was originally set to be released on the playstation back when it was a disc player for the snes. But we all know how that went and as far as I'm aware they salvaged the game as best they could and it had quite a bit of jank. Shields didn't do anything so half of durans class choices were gimped, kevin did way more damage than he was supposed to because he hit twice but they never lowered his attack stat to compensate and there's a spell that raises crit chance that does nothing because the game doesn't have crits and there are probably a lot more I'm forgetting/don't know about. I think it's safe to assume these issues have all been fixed.
ff92be No.16590401
>people couldn't beat these easy jumps so let's just fill the stage with water that takes you to the exit if you can't platform for shit
9162da No.16590402
>we asked twitter how to make this more exciting
113891 No.16590411
Trials of Mana looks pretty good. Better than that abomination of a SoM remake.
I wonder if Final Fantasy Adventure will get another remake?
113891 No.16590422
So after reading some posts I refreshed the page and apparently I was twenty minutes behind. Don't know how that happened.
What comes after Mario Maker?
Also, I noticed that Mystic Quest was listed under the Trials of Mana demo. Did anything about Mystic Quest get mentioned during that demo?
07dd96 No.16590426
Did the Fire Emblem segment just talk about the school? Did they not give any more info about the time skip?
709571 No.16590435
I don't know why I'm still watching this. This guy fucking sucks at Mario.
113891 No.16590436
Pic of what I mean about Mystic Quest.
>>16590426
No, although it did look pretty good if you're a fan of Persona's school days shit. The girls were fucking giddy about their husbandos, it was kinda cute.
a27a38 No.16590443
>Gives himself unlimited fire flowers
>Still dies
This soyboy is fucking terrible.
8b23e1 No.16590445
>>16590436
It's part of the mana collection.
113891 No.16590448
DAEMON X MACHINA is up next
3fa225 No.16590449
>>16590443
This guy is game journo bad at platformers.
a8d4ee No.16590456
>>16590443
This shouldn't be surprising, the soy's pretty much dripping off him
113891 No.16590469
>>16590445
I don't see Mystic Quest mentioned on my Switch's eShop page (PAL/AUS region). Just FFA, SOM, and SD3/TOM.
I'm glad SD3 finally has an English title for some reason.
>>16590456
>>16590443
BRING BACK THERESA AND AUDREY
Specifically brunette Audrey. This new skin is shit.
ff92be No.16590482
>>16590456
>>16590443
I think watching him try to play is the first time I've wanted them to just hand the controller to a woman, odds are they'd be less shit.
a27a38 No.16590489
>>16590469
Mystic Quest is the European name for SD1. It's not Final Fantasy Mystic Quest on SNES.
a27a38 No.16590498
>Dayman Ex Machina
This faggots can't even pronounce daemon.
113891 No.16590503
>>16590489
Oh right, got you.
Australia is in a weird twilight place when it comes to games sometimes. Sometimes we get the US name on a PAL version of a game. It's confusing as fuck.
SD1 was just called Final Fantasy Adventure here.
We also got Mystic Quest on SNES which was Final Fantasy USA in Japan.
247118 No.16590509
>>16590498
Dayman! ah AH ah
3fa225 No.16590511
Online multiplayer and couch multiplayer in DxM is going to really make the game I think.
>>16590469
Audrey is the best. Normally girl gamers are shit but she's a legit geek. She even is gifted with nice tits and she doesn't shove them down your face for attention. I don't usually like 3dpd girls but I would love to find a girl like Audrey to play games with and cuddle
>>16590498
Nigga stole my mech
07dd96 No.16590514
>>16590436
They have a problem with this game, nobody cares about it. All the school shit and the shit artist is turning off Fire Emblem fans and at the same time its absolutely failing to get the Persona audience they presumably are trying to go after. Based on the last trailer proving the leak right there seems to be an actual Fire Emblem game hidden after the time skip but they have failed at getting that information across. Hardly anybody is talking about the new trailer. The only hype I've seen for this game is from people who know about the leak. Doesn't help that NoA is practically silent about it, probably sulking because Nintendo won't let them get too heavy handed with the 'localisation'.
It might do well in Japan but its probably going to bomb in the west.
c149cf No.16590519
>>16590511
Audrey minus the ugly face right? And the jew blood?
3fa225 No.16590523
>>16590519
The face isn't that bad but I would take the rest + a real gamer. It's an acceptable trade. The jew blood though, say it isn't so.
113891 No.16590534
>>16590509
>>16590498
I hope they stealth announce a new Ninja gay den.
I couldn't get into the Prototype Missions demo, I hope the final version clicks with me.
>>16590514
NOA has always been shit at selling anything other than Mario, Pokemon, or Zelda. It doesn't help that FE is currently run by a complete cunt. The only reason Echoes was any good was because it was a remake of a game from before her existence.
I thought I had the images saved of her bullshit but apparently I don't. Hopefully an anon has them to share so I can actually save them this time.
a27a38 No.16590544
>>16590503
Yeah, I can hardly keep track of this shit myself. Modern localisation may be shit, but at least the games don't have three different names depending on where you are.
>>16590519
>ugly face
It's fine.
>jew blood
It's fine.
9594d9 No.16590548
Is there anything else worth watching apart from Treehouse?
3fa225 No.16590552
>>16590534
The demo was ok. It felt kind of janky and it felt kind of slow. But watching the treehouse it looks a lot more polished and a lot more active. I didn't like the demo at first but it starts out really slow, you kind of have to grind through the easy tutorial part, it goes on way too long. The type of people that want to play a game like DxM don't need a long and slow start of the game to get them used to it.
113891 No.16590573
I'm really digging the simple and clean textures and excellent colour use in DXM. Yet more proof that art direction and design is infinitely superior to realism.
>>16590552
It does look better. And I never did get that far in the demo, maybe I should have played more to get to the good bit.
79d65f No.16590579
>>16590534
>Hopefully an anon has them to share so I can actually save them this time.
only got these two at the moment
a27a38 No.16590580
I think the biggest problem with this game is how much crap is on the screen. The mecha is huge, the UI is huge, you can hardly see what the fuck you're shooting at.
9162da No.16590582
Did this jap fight off scissor yanderes on the way here
c149cf No.16590593
>>16590523
Dude she's obviously a Khazar mama, complete with fake blue eye contacts. I can see it all over her face.
>>16590544
Jewess only age slightly better than Latinas, and come with even more health complications for your children. Besides the looming threat of rope that is. Good luck.
247118 No.16590595
>>16590573
>Yet more proof that art direction and design is infinitely superior to realism.
Mind blowing how hard it is for some people to get this. Why try so hard and still fall short to imitate reality when you have the flexibility to deviate from reality in interesting ways?
9162da No.16590609
Every fucking dude is doing soymouth in photos
3fa225 No.16590630
>>16590580
I don't think it's that hard to fix though. Make the top bar smaller and condense the health, stamina, and femto bars. Move the weapon thing to the bottom, make the icons bigger, remove the names, and put the ammo count over the larger icons. Then remove the player list (it's not like you're going to forget who you are playing with) and leave it as chat menu in the lower left corner. It's too crowded, and it feels like they don't want to put any UI over the Arsenal. Which is too bad because it makes the entire screen feel way too busy.
113891 No.16590652
>DQ11
Sylvando GET OUT
Veronica is ace though. I played the shit out of DQ11 on PC but never did all the end-game content for the true ending. Might get this version and do that and all the extra shit too. It looks to be running better than I thought it would.
>>16590579
Cheers anon. Saved them this time.
>>16590580
I'm hoping there's a minimal HUD option.
5ad0c9 No.16590662
>>16590436
Eurocucks didn't get any of the actual FF games for a while.
8cc107 No.16590663
>>16590593
>that face shape
>piercings
>the 3mm makeup
Does this ready-for-gassing goblina have lenses in her eyes or are they that saggy?
ff92be No.16590677
>>16590579
>there were lots of fans of strategy-RPGs on the staff… who mad the maps more difficult
>I tried my best to make the maps easier despite not liking strategy RPGs
I fucking hate how they have people who know what fans of the genre like and yet insist on making moves to try to appeal to people who don't even enjoy the genre.
d71647 No.16590683
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>>16590422
The segment was 99% 'Trials of Mana' (original and remake), with a throwaway 1% showing the Collection Of Mana's main menu / music player.
>>16590662
Can confirm; the first main-series FF game in Europe was 7, and Dragon Quest was a no-show until the 8th game.
c149cf No.16590691
>>16590663
Not in that picture, only all her new ones with blue eye contacts and her natural black hair.
>>16590677
Gotta make more money Anon! Fire Emblem's entire aesthetic has changed a lot since Awakening and I never liked the new directions.
e296a0 No.16590696
>>16590683
>Collection Of Mana
>$40
>missing Sword of Mana the GBA remake of Final fantasy Adventure
Honestly what where they thinking?
9162da No.16590697
>when tits so big wearing black doesnt hide them
also
>dlc on a DEFINITIVE EDITION
7e287d No.16590702
These changes to Dragon Quest XI S. Will they be ported to the PC version anytime soon? Nothing against the Switch but I played a fair amount of the PC version pirated of course, unless Denuvo got removed.
0b1313 No.16590706
>>16590697
>dlc on a DEFINITIVE EDITION
This is also the company that allowed Cloud in Smash, but only allowed japanese voice acting and two songs, being outdone by Capcom, Konami and most likely Microsoft.
113891 No.16590713
>>16590697
>>dlc on a DEFINITIVE EDITION
That is some fucking bullshit. Couldn't believe that when I heard it. Fucking that outfit was day one DLC in the original version. Why it's not included in the base game of the DEFINITIVE EDITION is beyond me. jk it's the yellow jews at SE
>>16590702
Exclusive to Switch (but that's for the moment, we all know how this shit works, a month after launch it might get ported over as DLC).
7e287d No.16590721
>>16590706
Doesn't help that his stage is but a slightly gimmicky Battlefield.
>>16590713
>Exclusive to Switch (but that's for the moment, we all know how this shit works, a month after launch it might get ported over as DLC).
I'll wait and see. Will get the Switch version in due time but I asked concerning the PC due to Ansel shenanigans.
3fa225 No.16590776
I never really played mainline DQ games, are they worth it? It feels like it'd get boring half way through the game.
9162da No.16590778
damn this makes me want to play some dqbuilders now
113891 No.16590791
>>16590776
DQ games are the definitive JRPG. If you don't like the genre you won't like them. Worth a shot though. I'd recommend starting with either 8 or 11. 1 is great too, but an acquired taste as it's very basic and retro.
8b23e1 No.16590794
>>16590776
I've never played any either but they seem like the jrpg in it's most pure and basic form, just heavily refined over the years.
87c12f No.16590797
>Next is marvel shit
BWAAAAM, time to close tab
9162da No.16590800
>you are no match for the all mighty dayle
darn tootin
3fa225 No.16590803
>>16590791
So it's really just a safe but high quality JRPG?
7e287d No.16590804
>>16590778
Speaking of that, is it in the demo lineup?
3068a1 No.16590811
Just waiting for the risk of rain reveal in 2 hours.
Been waiting all day, why they picked the ass end of the day to show this shit, and why IGN I'll never know.
8b23e1 No.16590821
>>16590811
Shit, that's today? Neat.
82916c No.16590881
>>16590534
Echoes was an amazing remake of a shit game. Seriously, you can’t bitch about nuFE and simultaneously say you like the FE game with the worst map design in the series. It is literally awakening tier “bash units together” gameplay. All that matters is your units stats being better, thats it.
I will say the school stuff has me worried that it may be too invasive. They spent half the preview on that stuff. The gameplay didn’t look dismal to me though, but it was only two maps. I don’t know if they have said there will be significant changes between the gameplay for the faction you choose either.
c89f62 No.16590891
>>16590333
Excellent fairy trips.
709571 No.16590892
>>16590498
It sounded like they used the most common pronunciation, which is "day-min" (like "demon", but with a "day" at the beginning). It's most common use these days is as a Unix background service, and I've never heard anybody pronounce it any other way.
In classical Latin, it would be more like "dye-mon". Ecclesiastical Latin changed it to be pronounced more like the present pronunciation of "demon", but the church never really cared about proper pronunciation and has always just pronounced Latin like it was Italian.
d71647 No.16590916
One of the lead developers at Platinum is on Treehouse's stream, doing "high-level" gameplay of Astral Chain.
3068a1 No.16590942
>>16590916
This is the first time I'm seeing this game, what's the release date?
c149cf No.16590948
3ec1ad No.16590958
>>16590312
I know. I took the screenshot because all that shit popping up at once struck me.
6e8064 No.16590983
>>16590803
that's DQ in a nutshell pretty much. it's easy to shit on it, but it's one of the reasons it's so popular since it doesn't try to reinvent the wheel every time. you buy a DQ you know exactly what you'll get.
>>16590942
>first time I'm seeing this game
wasn't it announced ages ago? I remember everybody being hyped just from early previews and concept art.
3fa225 No.16590990
>>16590983
Yeah it was, but we didn't really see much of it. Feels weird it's already coming out in a few months. also thanks about the DQ
9162da No.16591003
What is the mushroom tentacle lolimonster throwing rocks
9162da No.16591015
>you can tangle enemies with your legion's chain leash
>you can clothesline them
3fa225 No.16591045
Astral Chain looks fucking awesome. No wonder we haven't heard anything about Bayo 3 at E3.
07dd96 No.16591061
>>16591045
They should have had the director play it form the beginning, looks much better when someone who isn't shit is playing.
fcf46c No.16591082
d54825 No.16591095
This just happened. I neatly packed away my console and all the games.
c8d53a No.16591097
anyone else laugh like a retard when matt booty come on stage?
>>16587086
First one is fucking nasty, the other two are nice
d54825 No.16591109
>>16591097
They're all nasty. You belong back under the rock.
3fa225 No.16591124
Lucky's Tale actually looks kind of decent to scratch the Hat In Time/Yooka Faily itch. And the stream is down. The Lucky devs don't seem too pozzed, anyone else know if they are?
>>16591095
What is this and where are you watching?
0c949a No.16591130
>>16591061
That might be for the best. Just saw the IGN Bloodlines 2 gameplay and saw the depths of journo incompetence. Not helped that even though the game is a pre-alpha build, it had terrible animation and just plain wonky combat but the player made it look even worse. Had to see the gamespot gameplay video to know there were even attack skills in the game since the IGN journo mostly tried hand-to-hand combat against enemies with guns and still won afer flubbing around so much.
7a62d3 No.16591133
>>16588895
>Hideo Vagima is taller than Todd
c149cf No.16591134
>>16591124
Something related to the Destroy All Humans Remake think because he posted the same shit in that thread.
3fa225 No.16591145
>>16591134
That's a huge bummer.
d54825 No.16591148
>>16591124
It's Resistance 2. The big guy is supposed to jump down and fire his cannon, but he got stuck and spins in circles. I give up.
e37ad8 No.16591161
>>16590443
It should be illegal to be this bad at video games.
>>16590579
This is now a rage thread.
6e8064 No.16591187
>>16591124
>The Lucky devs don't seem too pozzed, anyone else know if they are?
only know them from creativerse, never encountered much of that shit and they were quite nice in how the ran the game etc.
from the devblogs etc they looked more like some small "normal" indie studio full of nerds and dudes wanting to make a funny enjoyable game.
helps they're not located in sanfran but some small down in texas iirc.
but haven't played that in a while so dunno if something changed.
01f290 No.16591208
3fa225 No.16591223
>>16591187
Thanks, Lucky looks pretty good so far and I couldn't find shit about them when searching. But I guess not seeing them plastered all over vox/polygon/kotaku/etc in the first page of search is usually a good sign.
2ee5f9 No.16591231
>>16590316
>>16590333
Cute! Also wonderful fairy digits.
>>16590312
>companion
I must've missed the presentation. What game is she in?
We don't have nearly enough fairy companions in vidya and I need this greatly.
fcf46c No.16591235
>Surfing Bowser
Surfing Bowsette in 3…
c8d53a No.16591273
>>16591109
I'll have you know I'm mostly a vaginal/yuri man myself. Not really into anal all that much but they're alright.
a8d4ee No.16591275
>the soyboy plays 2D Mario with the analog stick
Absolutely inhuman. This is what soy does to you, we need to ban it now.
>>16591231
The fairy is from Trails of Mana
I'm probably gonna try to draw some lewds of her, even though I suck at drawing.
b65957 No.16591288
>>16587976
>Will never be the filling of a Todd x Ikumi sandwich
Why even live?
b65957 No.16591306
>>16588092
I don't personally like the horror stuff at she has talent and skill in a country where art is extremely competitive. Unlike every CalArts retard shitting out garbage she actually desrves that $6000 drawing tablet.
3ec1ad No.16591319
>Toadette as player 4
I guess it's better than just having two regular toads.
3068a1 No.16591320
Jump into IGN's stream now if you wanna see RoR 2 new content update.
2ee5f9 No.16591321
>>16591275
Thanks. I'll have to grab it when it comes out.
>I'm probably gonna try to draw some lewds of her
Even if you're not confident in your skill, I'm looking forward to it!
3fa225 No.16591339
>>16591320
I turn into the IGN stream and first thing I hear is
>We're bringing the memes!
Fuck these faggots they would be nothing if they didn't have other people making video games for them to show off.
3068a1 No.16591344
>>16591339
They've been running ads for Marvel shit for about 30 minutes, they're pretty much supported by Marvel as far as I can tell.
It's fucking awful, the worst of American TV.
97cc78 No.16591359
>>16590983
>you buy a DQ you know exactly what you'll get.
This is even true when you get one of the spinoff games. Every game branded with the Dragon Quest name feels like a Dragon Quest game.
3fa225 No.16591387
Elder Scrolls Blades looks fucking horrible.
>>16591359
I have DQB and I am really enjoying it, though I don't know if I'll make it to the end.
01f290 No.16591393
>>16591387
No surprise because it was a phone game.
6e8064 No.16591408
>>16591223
after the steam news for the game the corp website itself is usually a good indicator - especially with shit like pride month right now
>mfw even the small niche indie game you've been a fan of is suddenly sporting a rainbow flag
a8d4ee No.16591448
>spend half an hour looking for my goddamn tablet pen
>finally find it
>comfy stream is over
Fug.
6e8064 No.16591476
>>16591339
>We're bringing the memes!
306ca3 No.16591593
>Even when IGN isn't shilling the Avengers they've got a Spiderman ad in the video.
Are normalfags really this out of control?
3fa225 No.16591616
>>16591593
IGN stands for Incredibly Gay Niggerfaggots.
97cc78 No.16591640
>>16591616
WHERE ARE THE NIGGERFAGGOTS!
f7c2ea No.16591678
So is there even anything slightly interesting to watch now?
8cc107 No.16591717
>>16591678
No and vidya is dead.
b6876e No.16591917
How did it get so bad? How did we allow this to happen?
37835d No.16592000
>>16591917
old people got lubed up with jew money to take arsefuckings so now the youth have to take the same arsefuckings without lube
2ff089 No.16592276
Do I buy cyberpunk on GoG or do I buy it on Steam?
1eb1dd No.16592290
>>16592276
neither you fucking retard nigger
c34305 No.16592300
>>16592276
Gog if anything
1794f4 No.16592304
>>16587250
They should throw piles of money at Platinum/Yoko Taro to do the next Contra. The parts of Automata where it becomes a sidescroller/shooter were clutch as fuck.
c149cf No.16592343
>>16592276
Why would you even ask that question before the game is out?
0b1313 No.16592428
Fucking hell, this is gonna take a while.
ba25ec No.16592642
>>16592000
Sounds sorta like the current college situation
>>16591359
Too bad they all look like dragon ball games
a27a38 No.16592680
>>16592642
>Too bad they all look like dragon ball games
3e2ba3 No.16592707
I'm just noticing how many games are only being announced a year or so max before their release date, despite being in development for years. Gotta say, I like the change from "announce game and then try and stretch out the hype for over a couple of years".
>>16591045
P* put out a statement about the lack of Bayo3. They said it's going great, development is smooth (I thought it was in dev hell, might still be, who knows) but that they decided to focus on the core game rather than making an E3 build. Which is fine with me, E3 builds are traps anyway. Fucking Halo 2
Metroid Prime's absence was understandable since they announced restarting from scratch only earlier this year.
I'm a bit disappointed that we still didn't get a hint of F-Zero or Kid Icarus.
>>16592428
What are you rendering/compiling?
935e12 No.16592716
Do you think E3 will return to LA next year? Do you think there will even be an E3 2020?
935e12 No.16592726
>>16592707
>
>
>I'm just noticing how many games are only being announced a year or so max before their release date, despite being in development for years. Gotta say, I like the change from "announce game and then try and stretch out the hype for over a couple of years".
Nintendo caught onto that after Twilight Princess and Brawl were met with lackluster fan response. Surprised it took so long for others to catch on.
0b1313 No.16592727
>>16592707
>What are you rendering/compiling?
A feature length film, clearly.
>>16592716
As long as they keep making money, sure.
000000 No.16592733
>>16592716
Is it possible to find out the attendance of this E3 and compare that to other E3 attendances? If so, we could easily find the answer
bd0d9c No.16592736
>Do you think there will even be an E3 2020?
yeah they have to show off the nu-consoles for 2020.
0b1313 No.16592737
>>16592733
You have to remember that E3 opened to the public only very recently. Was it 2017? There's not much to compare in terms of attendance even if we did have that data.
0b1313 No.16592742
Has anyone mentioned this yet?
9162da No.16592778
>>16592742
Is Switch online still tied to a fucking external smartphone app?
aea485 No.16592784
>>16592778
Yes and no.
Yes in that the app is used for voice chat and no in that it isn't required for playing online.
4474b5 No.16592810
>>16587976
>fourth pic
YAMERO!
97cc78 No.16592812
>>16592784
>voice chat
But without voice chat how am I suppose to know whether I'm a homosexual or not and how am I suppose to know who fucked any of my various relatives in the butt the night before? This is extremely inconvenient.
4474b5 No.16592815
>>16587994
anyone got a zip of all her art?
2f9a16 No.16592838
>>16587976
Chad Howard lives
4474b5 No.16592854
>>16590284
is that from legend of mana? if hope they keep the scene were your team sleep together in the inn.
5e8f38 No.16592872
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16590683
I legitimately can't wait to see what they do with boss related.
70130f No.16592874
Isn't E3 done? Or is there some show still running?
70130f No.16592877
>>16592727
>a feature film actually
Mikidev, is that you?
e8e693 No.16592965
>>16588975
>Is this supposed to be edgy? In 2019?
>Give me basic /pol/ stuff that is in no way edgy and wouldn't be out of place in a normal America
17f7e6 No.16593012
I didn't watch E3 because there hasn't been a single good game announced on it in nearly a decade, but I hear there are hentai games on E3 now? Is this true?
9c7d85 No.16593039
The Trials of Mana demo looked promising, but I hope the final product will be more challenging. That boss seemed way too easy to handle in the remake, although it could have been that the character levels were way higher than intented for demo showing purposes.
Overall, the combat system seemed pretty neat and new movement/attack techniques were probably needed to keep the gameplay interesting. I hope the later enemies will be more aggressive, though it makes sense that the very first area has passive and wimpy enemies. Well see. Areas like the underwater cavern in the volcano island, or any area with those werewolf or ninja enemies better kick your ass if you're not careful. In the original, enemies were often prone to mobbing your party with repeated attacks if you couldn't get yours off, so it remains to be seen how they have translated the dangers of the old battle system into the new one.
a8d4ee No.16593069
>>16593039
Is that white butterfly what the cute fairy looked like before in promo art?
Because if so, I need to figure out who is responsible for that change and buy that man every beer in a five kilometer radius.
>That boss seemed way too easy to handle in the remake, although it could have been that the character levels were way higher than intented for demo showing purposes
Remember, E3 is largely visited by journalists. Of course demos are made completely retard-proof, that cuts the amount of journalists who can't complete the demo in at least half.
9c7d85 No.16593250
>>16593069
>Is that white butterfly what the cute fairy looked like before in promo art?
I've no idea actually.
I assumed it was just some random fanart for the 20th anniversary.
The comment says 聖剣３もリメイク発表されてせっかくなので20周年の時描いたヤツもついでに見てください but I can't into moonrunes.
Pic related is the only thing I could find that is supposedly official art for the original game.
97cc78 No.16593284
Do you think they'll ever be a remake/remaster/rerelease of Legend of Mana? It's practically perfect as is with the possible exception that you can only store 5 monsters at a time and that all partners are weak as shit in NG+.
96b7b1 No.16593296
>>16593284
Very doubtful. Wasn't just about all of the game hand drawn?
a8d4ee No.16593305
>>16593284
I'm confused as to why they included Mythic Quest in the Collection of Mana, yet didn't include Legend. It's true that Mythic Quest was technically the first Seiken Densetsu game, but even in Japan it was still officially a FF spinoff.
But maybe the lack of inclusion in the bundle means they have bigger plans for it, which they might only press on with if Collection and Trails do well.
>>16593296
That's no reason for not rereleasing it, and for a 3D remake it would make no difference. Remastering it would be a bitch and a half though.
96b7b1 No.16593307
>>16593305
3D would be a little odd, and would certainly require redesigning all the levels, since they were very simple (except the jungle, tower of lemeres, jeweled dragon, etc).
Re-releasing would be nice for Switch, but it'd require some sorta PS1 emulator on it, right?
a8d4ee No.16593312
>>16593307
>3D would be a little odd, and would certainly require redesigning all the levels
How's that different for Trails?
>Re-releasing would be nice for Switch, but it'd require some sorta PS1 emulator on it, right?
Depends on if they have the original source code or not, but even if they don't the Switch should easily be able to handle the PSX.
Now you have me wondering if Collection is basically just a GB and SNES emulator or not.
0f03de No.16593328
>>16588618
>adds are supposedly auto adjusted to your interests
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
70f339 No.16593474
>>16593372
>What games do you want to see announced?
<MAKE LARA GAY
the fucking state of the industry
8e7b38 No.16593502
>>16590677
FEA was in that situation where Intelligent Systems were told by Nintendo they had to sell over 250,000 copies otherwise the FE series would end.
It could be she was hired and used deliberately like an example of a outsider/non-fan to see what changes to the FE series could be done to get it to appeal to an expanded audience and get more sales.
The problem is that she is still around and has effected FE/FE content in other games since then, when it seems like she should have been kicked out after Fates.
07dd96 No.16593595
>>16593502
> had to sell over 250,000 copies
Which is what the series consistently beats, even Japan only ones. Awakening's saving of the franchise is vastly over stated.
a8d4ee No.16593612
>>16593593
I mean, nuLara is a venomous flatchestie herself. Especially the movie one.
bd0d9c No.16593644
>>16593474
>the fucking state of the industry
the fucking state of women in general. (homo shit is like a religion to women theses days).
2ee5f9 No.16593666
>>16593593
3DPD is trying to ruin both fat and flat chests. What a terrible world.
a8d4ee No.16593684
>>16593666 (heiled, satan)
Which is a shame, since they're both great. As long as they're attached to a lovely girl,
That's the main problem with 3DPD, they're rotten on the inside.
3fa462 No.16593714
Here my final report card. I think everyone will agree this was not a great year.
EA Play went on for way too long and only had one new game on show, which didn't even look that impressive for all they had hyped it up to be.
Microsoft had a bunch of cinematics and that was it, all of the indies that had actual gameplay to show were relegated to a 2 minute sizzle reel. They started with The Outer Worlds because that was the best thing they had.
Bethesda was pure cancer - battle royale, mobile trash, more milking of Doom and Wolfenstein, Arkane getting woke(r), even Ikumi couldn't save it.
Devolver was not that funny and had very few games on show, they really should think about partnering with another indie publisher next year, this gimmick is already wearing thin.
PC Gaming Show was another let-down, not enough gameplay once again, Terraria shut off for some non-game, the whole presentation was absolutely fucked by Tencent too.
Limited Run bored me, I didn't understand any of the jokes and i'd seen 90% of the games before. I can't really complain though because this is probably the best Limited Run can do with what they have.
Ubisoft was AIDS - more mobile trash, virtue signalling, cash-ins, DLC etc. Everything bad about the industry crammed into one conference.
Kinda Funny Games was not at all as cringeworthy as I was expecting and was actually a pretty nice straightforward indie showcase. Unfortunately they didn't bother to curate any of it so the actual good games in there got as much time as the pixelshit and other garbage.
Squeenix was on auto-pilot, on any other E3 people would say this was a shit conference. Just milking Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest for all it's worth. And of course they ended with a long capeshit segment that didn't even have gameplay.
Nintendo sucked hard, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing and Panzer Dragoon were nice but it was all sandwiched between DLC and ports. I really wish they'd just relegate all the smash and Pokemon stuff to its own direct so it doesn't eat up time.
Anyway, really awful E3, the best parts were not even in the conferences, they were the demos and developer chats inbetween conferences and of course shitposting with you guys about what a fuck up it was. I still saw a few good games and had a lot of fun so not a total loss in my book.
7dd129 No.16593721
>>16593714
>Devolver was not that funny and had very few games on show, they really should think about partnering with another indie publisher next year, this gimmick is already wearing thin.
I liked the Devolver show and their ongoing shitpost presentations. However, your suggestions of teaming up has me thinking that them co-hosting with THQNordic would be fucking amazing.
a8d4ee No.16593754
>>16593739
Pre-pre-show is Twitch, not Devolver. They only had a Devolver guest at the start to show some games, much like the many other guests that came later to show off some games.
8e82a4 No.16593770
Is there a link to that one guy who kept going on about killing nazis? I didn't actually watch E3 this year. feels good
3fa462 No.16593777
>>16593721
I think it's a missed opportunity. There were a lot of interesting indie and AA games like Journey to the Savage Planet, The Surge 2, Phoenix Point, Pathologic 2 and Destroy All Humans that never made it into any of conferences. If you were simply watching the conferences and not the inbetween stuff, you'd never see them.
>>16593768
>>16593772
Fuck me I guess for wanting VIDEO GAMES at a VIDEO GAMES conference. If they want to do their little skit then that's fine, I just wish they'd bring a bigger stable of games because that's what I actually care about. I don't care if they team up with other publishers or if other publishers do their own streams, I just wish they'd bring more than this overtired gag.
3fa462 No.16593812
>>16593788
>There was trash, there were diamonds.
When did I ever say otherwise? Of course there was good stuff this E3, it was just spread way too thinly.
>You're note sharp enough to forecast vidya. You have retarded assumptions just like every other load of safe space faggolios on the internet.
Don't even know what this is meant to mean, are you mad because I said Devolver wasn't good?
a8d4ee No.16593815
>>16593768
Look nigger, I can't help the fact that Twitch owns the Pre-pre-show, are the ones that announced that they're doing their own thing for E3 called the Pre-pre-show, or the fact that they streamed it on their own twitch channel on twitch.tv/twitch
It' almost as if they own the damn thing, wow.
Now take your psychotic meds already, you've been spouting gibberish for long enough.
3fa462 No.16593835
>>16593825
>>16593830
>You're skirting around the issue of (You) being a coward.
I can't address it because I have literally no idea what you are talking about you scatter brained knob
96b7b1 No.16593854
>>16593312
>Now you have me wondering if Collection is basically just a GB and SNES emulator or not.
It likely is, considering it has the same graphical options as the Contra and Castlevania collections.
3fa462 No.16593879
>>16593870
Lad, nobody knows what the fuck you're on about
1eb1dd No.16593890
>>16593879
stop responding to the schizo
3b3be4 No.16593917
Is there a Treehouse day 3 stream?
Any word on what they'll be showing?
306ca3 No.16593922
>>16593917
Should be in about two hours. I heard they were going to be focusing on indie games today but I don't know of that's accurate.
3fa462 No.16593924
>>16593917
>>16593922
Yup, today is indie day so I think I might tune in.
ef2ba5 No.16593993
>>16593848
>1 hour and 15 minutes of pain
thanks
e37ad8 No.16594026
>>16593474
Don't you mean; the state of game journalism?
d5357a No.16594167
THE BOTS ARE HERE!!!
Any real anons post in chat: Mark do your job you lazy ass!
d5357a No.16594189
>>16594167
>chat
>chat
>chat
Don't worry, my own embarrassment will keep me away from /v/ longer than any ban can.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4e3a4e No.16594218
>>16593848
>1:15:52
here we go again
c8d53a No.16594229
>>16593714
>overall grade
>low res will smith
This needs to be the new grading system
d9da39 No.16594246
I loved the Assassin's Creed orchestra!
a8d4ee No.16594257
>Nintendo starting off with Crypt of the Negrodancer
I really wish that game was made by someone else, the dev is shit.
70f339 No.16594269
Getting the soyboy that failed to beat Bowser with infinite fire flowers to demo Cadence of Hyrule is fucking ridiculous. Hand the controller to Theresa!
d71647 No.16594270
>"It's indie day today on Treehouse live…"
Hey, look at that, E3 has effectively ended a day early.
70f339 No.16594288
>all those missed beats
>blocking the door with a push block
FUCK OFF SOYBOY
3fa462 No.16594300
This game looks frustrating to play.
a8d4ee No.16594307
>>16594300
If you're rhythmically challenged like me it very much is.
These two are very much rhythmically challenged, I have no idea why they didn't get someone decent to play it.
70f339 No.16594317
lol game over
game might be shit but this soundtrack is fucking bananas
3fa462 No.16594320
>>16594307
I like rhythm games but this just looks like way too much shit going on at once for me to cope with.
3fa462 No.16594323
Oh shit MonHun clone coming up.
70f339 No.16594333
I hope they bring Theresa in for some Dauntless co-op.
I like the look and idea of Dauntless but haven't played it because (((Epic Game Store))). I hope it runs well on Switch.
3fa462 No.16594351
>>16594333
>Its a Sam episode
Unfortunately it's FTP which probably means endless grind until you buy chests or some shit
0b1313 No.16594375
>>16593993
>>16594218
Before I started, I thought that it was gonna be 40 minutes long, because my joke timing in the 2018 video was shit and I kept many segments running for far too long. That, and Sony being absent.
And then Stadia, Kinda Funny, UploadVR and all that extra shit happened.
I actually trimmed it somewhat before rendering the final cut. Cut out at least 2:30-3 minutes or so.
a8d4ee No.16594377
>oh hey a monhun clone, maybe it won't be as grindy because I have shit luck
>f2p
Whelp I'm out. Gonna miss the rest of the stream.
Will continue working on that fairy lewd pic when I get back, hope I'll finish it before the thread dies
c8d53a No.16594383
>>16594333
Dauntless requires epic now? I swear it didn't before.
4614fd No.16594387
>>16594333
>I love niggers, soy, and horrible post-WoW artstyles
>especially when its in a clone of an established Japanese series that can be played on anything at this point, and also has superior Japanese made clones to play as well
How did you find your way to this board being such a normalfag?
c8d53a No.16594388
>goes and checks
ok, how does epic manage to continually fuck up this hard?
70f339 No.16594420
Sakuna of Rice and Ruin is up next
I can't remember if that's the one that looks like Rune Factory or not.
306ca3 No.16594426
>Sakuna of Rice & Ruin on Nintendo Treehouse
Oh shit time to get CRAZY
70f339 No.16594433
They just showed an OTS view of someone playing Dead By Daylight and the player lynched a fucking roastie and the camera immediately panned away. Fucking hell ahahaha.
>>16594388
>ok, how does epic manage to continually fuck up this hard?
It truly is a mystery. Their chink bucks will run out one day and their empire built on purchasing exclusivity will crumble and that day will be glorious.
d9da39 No.16594445
>>16594426
crazy
what
what do you mean it's time to get crazy
i wasn't interested in this game until i saw this post now i'm curious oh fuck oh shit
d9da39 No.16594448
>>16594445
OH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCK
00e6d6 No.16594455
Will this game be in 60fps? Because anything below 60 sucks ass for a crazy game.
3fa462 No.16594456
This looks fantastic, how am I only seeing this now?
a27a38 No.16594461
>Dual audio
Oh thank god, the english VA is fucking terrible.
>>16594456
It got a brief announcement at the Sony conference like 2 years ago, and it's been pretty quiet since. Not a high profile game.
d1aaa1 No.16594464
>>16594375
>UploadVR
anything special happened? remember the site being shit so not even bothering with their "show"
0b1313 No.16594468
>>16594464
If by special you mean "zombies" and "overpriced tech demos", then sure.
00e6d6 No.16594470
>30fps everywhere but the menu
Well that sucks, whatever happened to developers pushing consoles to their limits?
091ae8 No.16594471
>>16594459
Just to suffer?
306ca3 No.16594472
>>16594456
It's made by a two man doujin team so they don't have much publicity despite how good they are. I kept track of Sakuna because I played Fairy Bloom Freesia, which was their last game and has the same cuhrazy elements despite being a very basic game.
d71647 No.16594473
>Fun and passionate Nippon indieshit
>Published by XSEED
d1aaa1 No.16594475
>>16594383
they bought it even afaik.
as someone who played it it was never really good, just not that bad either. but certainly not worth it bothering with epic store for it. might be more in line with the fortnite audience so, even looks like it
a27a38 No.16594485
>>16594464
To their credit it was almost 100% gameplay, but like the other guy said there were like 4 different zombie games plus a load of glorified tech demos and indie hipster bullshit. VR is still just a meme.
3ec1ad No.16594496
>eating dinner with your family
How wholesome.
d1aaa1 No.16594503
>>16594468
>>16594485
oh well, as expected. not worth looking into it then.
3fa462 No.16594511
>>16594464
It was actually one of the conferences I enjoyed the most. There was a good mix of games and weird shit. No standout games though.
b7fb46 No.16594513
>Be me
>Last few days of school so nobody gives a shit what happens
>Kids have been playing smash bros on the board using a projector
>Always loved smash, played it since I was a kid
>Socially awkward tho so haven't asking to join
>Be me next day
>Bring in switch to class to kill some time until next period
>Kids are still playing smash, but need more controllers
>They notice my switch and ask if they could use my controllers
>They say i could play too
>yes.jpg
>I join, its a seven player match
>Little nervous because i'm used to 1vs1
>Pick Ridley and beat everyone
>"WoW anon's good at smash"
>Keep playing, plays 1st like three times
>Period ends, I leave with my controllers
>Feel happiest I've felt in a while
Thank you Smash bros
0b1313 No.16594518
>>16594513
Stay away from the little boys, Greg.
a27a38 No.16594519
>>16594513
>Be me
>Underage
Fuck off.
9162da No.16594533
>>16594519
>underage
Technically he didn't mention his age, he could have been the teacher or a random hobo crashing the school
4e3a4e No.16594535
>>16594375
You managed to make this E3 watchable, good shit lad
>And then Stadia, Kinda Funny, UploadVR and all that extra shit happened.
It truly was a dumpster fire, the fact it took you the better part of a week to put together doesn't surprise me.
b7fb46 No.16594536
>>16594519
>>16594518
>posting this old pasta and still got some (you)s
v so boring i'm back to shitposting on /tv/
c149cf No.16594542
>>16592965
We don't live in a normal America, and things like that aren't displayed in the media ever.
>>16593777
The Surge was shit, I don't care much for it's sequel unless they make some major improvements.
>>16594246
Underrated.
0b1313 No.16594557
>>16594535
Doesn't help that my PC's a fucking potato and Vegas starts crashing when I use too many videos at once. I rendered the video in seven parts, the longest being 18 minutes and the shortest being 90 seconds since it had the opening, comprised of six or seven of last year's conferences. The final render took over seven hours, too.
I'm glad you enjoyed it, anon.
70f339 No.16594560
Oh god that Sakuna segment was fucking adorable. Aside from the annoying but typical VA for the MC, to the general asperger-ness of the nip devs, to fucking farming rice for upgrades, goddamn that looks fun.
Got Hollow Knight for $6 during the E3 sale but haven't really gotten into it yet.
>>16593848
It's finished?!
Sorry I missed it earlier. Gonna watch now.
3fa462 No.16594562
>Be me
>Last few days of school so nobody gives a shit what happens
>Kids have been playing smash bros on the board using a projector, good times
>Some teaching assistant always hanging around leering at us
>Be me next day
>Realise we haven't got enough controllers
>See that weird guy again playing his switch in the corner
>Don't really want to engage him but need the switch
>He immediately perks up like a fucking weirdo and says he'd "love to play with some little boys"
>wtf.jpg
>He joins in our seven player match
>He's shaking like a madman and getting over-excited
>He picks Ridley
>Beats all of us because we were all slightly terrified of what he might do
>Period ends, he leaves with his controllers
>Later found out he wasn't actually an assistant, he was a games journalist called Greg Miller and he had snuck into the school to get access to young men
Thank you Smash bros
c70b1b No.16594568
>>16594562
I chuckled. Good one op
0b1313 No.16594581
>>16594560
>It's finished?!
>Sorry I missed it earlier. Gonna watch now.
Hey, take your time, man, an hour's a long time.
d9da39 No.16594590
Overall my ratings for E3 this year
SiIvaGunner > Nintendo > Devolver > Microsoft > Everyone else > EA
Overall probably one of the worst E3s ever
000000 No.16594599
>>16594590
fuck off with your stupid reddit meme
74c959 No.16594605
>>16594590
>Overall probably one of the worst E3s ever
That's every sequential year.
3fa462 No.16594611
>>16594542
>I don't care much for it's sequel unless they make some major improvements.
They basically improved everything people took issue with. You can create a custom character, drones are now more viable, there's more bosses, combat is faster and the limb cutting system is less tedious.
>>16594590
Mediocre
Microsoft
Devolver
UploadVR
PC Gaming Show
Limited Run
Kinda Funny Games
Square Enix
Nintendo
Cancer
EA Play
Bethesda
Ubisoft
Silvagunnner
0b1313 No.16594617
>>16594611
All I wanted from Nintendo was a Doug Bowser joke and Animal Crossing and I got both. Everyone else, I had no expectations and was still let down.
BotW2 looks like it could actually be good. If they Majora's Mask it, make the story dark and actually give you shit to do in the open world, it could be the first good open world game
a27a38 No.16594618
God, nuAudrey is so ugly.
>>16594599
>>16594611
Is Silvagunner the guy who made those vidya music mashups? What the fuck does he have to do with E3?
74c959 No.16594629
>>16594617
>BotW2 looks like it could actually be good.
All they showed was a bad fmv, don't say retarded shit.
0b1313 No.16594633
>>16594629
Still more than Metroid Prime 4 and /v/ was excited for that.
3fa225 No.16594639
>>16594633
I think people are excited for BOTW2 because the foundation for a good game is there with BOTW, but it's just not complete.
3fa462 No.16594645
>>16594617
I agree Nintendo had some good stuff to show off but it was all sandwiched between ports, remakes and DLC which pissed me off. Hell, they even started with smash instead of Luigi's Mansion or No More Heroes.
>>16594618
>staring at her face
Uh, rude. Her tits are down there anon.
3fa225 No.16594664
>>16594644
I'd rather have an open world RPG instead of Monolith Soft working on a game with baby puzzles. I'm just making a guess on why people are excited. I would have been a lot happier with Xenoblade Chronicles X2 being announced and running on the same engine, but since so many casuals and ledditors are buying Switches they'd rather make an easier game and put a popular Nintendo character in it.
8272f3 No.16594666
>>16594470
Probably went to the same place where audiences with standards went.
a27a38 No.16594672
>>16594645
But anon, she's wearing clothes that hide her tits, and on top of that she dyed her hair an ugly colour and made her skin brown. She went from qt jewfu to plastic roastie.
0b1313 No.16594674
>>16594639
That's precisely my point. The engine of BotW was fucking great but it was a shit game with nothing to do despite that. Trinen said that it's gonna be on Switch, so god knows how long they have to develop it, but if it gets a few years of dev time, they could actually fill the world with shit to do. Out of everything shown at E3, it's probably the game with the most potential to be good, but potential usually just means you're going to be let down. look what happened with Battletoads
>>16594645
Not surprising that they started with Smash, it's one of the best selling Switch games, even more than BotW. I agree that it wasn't a good conference, but you don't go to E3 expecting good conferences. I just had minimal expectations and they delivered.
c149cf No.16594682
>>16594663
It's Aubrey from a few years ago without her eye contacts and fake hair. I pulled it from her Twitter, people who like this bitch because her milkers inflate are crazy.
3fa225 No.16594683
>>16594673
But they already made one with XCX and it was a good game minus the treehouse and 8-4's awful localization.
8272f3 No.16594685
>>16594683
You're responding to a bot you know.
0ced12 No.16594690
>>16593250
My rough translation: "Now that we've revealed Seiken Densetsu 3's remake, please take a look at something we drew for the game's 20th anniversary."
70f339 No.16594692
>>16594674
I think BOTW2 has been in development longer than we think. Nintendo don't mention titles until they're about a year out (exception being MP4 which was restarted at Retro because nips can't make first person games).
If BOTW2 isn't out by Christmas next year I'll be surprised.
But this E3 definitely could have used at least teasers for what Monolith Soft and Retro are up to.
70f339 No.16594696
Fucking Yooka Laylee is up next.
Ugh. Might just go to bed at this point but I did that last night and missed Astral fucking Chain.
74c959 No.16594697
>>16594685
Funny how they all sound unintelligible.
8272f3 No.16594702
>>16594692
I guarantee MP4 was restarted because of a Sakatomo spergout.
3fa225 No.16594704
>>16594692
A large portion of Monolith staff worked on BOTW and it's probably safe to assume they're working on BOTW2. Which is why I am sort of jaded about BOTW2 but still kind of optimistic.
>>16594696
After seeing Lucky's Tale yesterday I think there's no point in Yooka Faily.
0b1313 No.16594721
>>16594692
It's hard to guess.
Metroid Prime 4 and Bayonetta 3 were in similar positions where all we had was trailers, and we still have no trace of either.
Then we had Yoshi's Crafted World and Kirby Star Allies, both of which were announced untitled but with gameplay. Kirby took nine months or so from the announcement, Yoshi was much longer than that.
Animal Crossing was announced nine months ago and is coming out in nine months more. For BotW2, it seems like plenty of story stuff is set-in-stone but gameplay isn't. That, and the fact that they didn't specify a year or a title says that we probably won't see it before 2021.
6655b2 No.16594737
>>16594720
Don't mind schizoanon, he just forgot to take his meds again
c8d53a No.16594740
ab52828 should read his posts perhaps and realise he's a retard
>>16594737
this guy has posted so much shit he literally managed to make a name out of himself on an anonymous image board. I think he should stay off his meds. He's a powerful being.
70f339 No.16594749
>>16594702
>I guarantee MP4 was restarted because of a Sakatomo spergout.
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Keeping him away from Metroid is in everyone's interests.
>>16594740
The ghost of Terry Davis haunts us in the form of ab5828, but his charisma was lost along with his physical glands.
3fa462 No.16594759
Yooka Laylee 2 unironically looks great.
c149cf No.16594760
>>16594722
>>16594724
>>16594727
This isn't your IRC, Anon you need to take your meds.
70f339 No.16594762
>>16594759
I was surprised that it looked decent, but these glitches show me they're up to their usual level of quality.
3fa462 No.16594771
>>16594762
The bugs are dissapointing but the gameplay itself looks pretty good.
3fa225 No.16594779
>>16594762
>>16594771
I hate to sound like a shill but I liked new super lucky better. I was pretty surprised by it, honestly.
70f339 No.16594787
>>16594779
if the new YookaLaylee is a cheaper game I might be tempted.
I missed that Lucky. Might chase it up later.
Up next is Rad whatever that is.
c149cf No.16594790
>>16594780
>/pol/ took /tv/
This is more entertaining that the thread or vidya right now honestly.
3fa225 No.16594791
>>16594787
I don't like the name, sounds like it was created by someone who would say "YIKES!" a lot.
00e6d6 No.16594797
>>16594780
>/pol/ took /tv/
Just because it's not a tranny loving faggot enabling cuckchannel board doesn't mean it's /pol/.
0b1313 No.16594798
>>16594779
What's so new about it, anyway? Does it come with extra content or something? It looked like an okay game, might give it a pirate or something.
70f339 No.16594799
>Rad
>Double Fine
oh fucking hell
8b748d No.16594802
>>16594780
>/pol/ took /tv/
/tv/ is a liberalist board sweetie.
00e6d6 No.16594811
>female protagonist in western game
Ugly dyke with red tumblr nose
>female protagonist in Jap game
Generic waifubait with 0 creativity
What a sad state of affairs.
3fa225 No.16594813
>>16594798
Just looks like they polished up a good 3d platformer. Character has good mechanics, looks like it had good control, and they have some new thing where the camera will sort of follow you around and move to give you a better angle, though you can still control it manually.
I have no idea what the "new" is, they slapped it on like "New 3DS".
>>16594811
It's doublefine, i.e. mr shitface.
a27a38 No.16594814
>Guardian guy plays a keytar and wears a fucking powerglove
HEY GUYS, YOU LIKE THE 80S RIGHT?
70f339 No.16594815
>>16594814
I do like the 80s, but not all the bits of the 80s.
For example, the AIDS epidemic.
This game is part of the AIDS of the 80s.
00e6d6 No.16594821
Isn't this game just Nuclear Throne?
e13f83 No.16594838
Todd and Elon Musk are having a talk now
https://www.twitch.tv/e3coliseum
6655b2 No.16594893
a735f6 No.16594934
>that subtle gamergate jab
kek, goobergabbers BTFO
1eb1dd No.16594947
>>16594934
GOOBERGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
d37f5c No.16594958
>>16594799
>Double Fine
this. looked cool till I saw the developer.
didn't even bother to wishlist.
920d5d No.16594963
>>16594838
>all the lies
>radiant AI being attributed to Todd
70f339 No.16594966
>>16594934
>gamergate jab
What was it? I missed it.
c149cf No.16594968
Does anyone have those clips where Iwata condemns paid online for Nintendo platforms?
7e287d No.16594985
Treehouse is over? Where was Dragon Quest Builders 2?!
a27a38 No.16594989
Oh shit, it's ogre. Well there were some good looking games, I'll keep n eye on Astral Chain, Daemon Ex Machina and Sakuna, Trials of Mana might be cool too. Hopefully Audrey will be cuter next year.
d71647 No.16595031
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16593848
A challenger approaches.
The one who consorts with beasts.
920d5d No.16595081
rick and morty game jews with animal suffering included
https://www.twitch.tv/e3coliseum
8272f3 No.16595086
Any particularly embarrassing stuff during this after show stuff?
e37ad8 No.16595399
>>16594966
The faggot's probably making up, someone said the same thing earlier in the thread before the Ubi conference.
>>16594968
I second this.
07dd96 No.16595443
>>16594692
>Monolith Soft
They did, they are working on BoTW2. I think they even advertised jobs on their website to work on Zelda. As for their own game its still probably too soon too show anything, maybe a teaser at the end of the year/January. .
>Retro
Apparently Retro have been doing fuck all for 5 years until Nintendo put them on MP4 the other month.
7f1968 No.16595502
>>16595491
>Luigi doesn't appear in Astral Chain
would've been a nice easter egg
7f1968 No.16595507
>>16594966
>Being this new
6963bc No.16595572
>>16594966
It's a meme posted in every thread of this sort.
8e46d0 No.16595590
>>16595443
>Monolith Soft has now been put in the Zelda gulag
That's depressing, but I guess it's better than them shitting out another waifu chronicles game.
7e287d No.16595596
Are the report cards finalized yet?
07dd96 No.16595616
>>16595590
> shitting out another waifu chronicles game.
fuck you
Whats really depressing is Yasuyuki Honne being stuck making chairs for Animal Crossing.
1bd908 No.16602917
>>16593714
Perfect overall grade, anon.