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01291d  No.16548801

THQ finally did it

Last announcement tomorrow

http://archive.is/964AK

01291d  No.16548812

Plus Ramstein, instead of hipster rock or some other CY cancer


c4d5aa  No.16548815

>>16548812

>Plus Ramstein

Sonic with its Gangster's Paradise set up a trend to make trailer music fit their respectable consumer base.


101dc6  No.16548819

>a remake that actually deserves a remake

I refuse to believe that this is actually happening. How are they going to cuck this shit up?


83afd9  No.16548826

>>16548819

Don't worry pal. I've got a platoon of pajeets already in on the project to insure it fails.


01291d  No.16548827

>>16548815

That was unfitting

From the alien like synth to the beginning of the lyrics this music actually is fitting.


417f2a  No.16548838

File: cca76df43b0a22a⋯.png (428.42 KB, 1155x647, 1155:647, LISTEN HERE.png)

>>16548812

>ramstein

>not CY cancer

oh boy where have you been?


01291d  No.16548848

>>16548838

I don't think I've heard a single trailer post 2006 with Ramstein on it.

I'm sure the band virtue signals as fuck nowadays but their mainstream songs are miles beyond anything that out nowadays.


b14be8  No.16548860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16548801

>Rammstein

>not Laibach

Almost had me sold.


2bd903  No.16548875

File: 4a96ab56cdce902⋯.png (157.68 KB, 322x306, 161:153, 1557884390729.png)

>find women in 50s attire and saddle shoes unbelievably sexy

>anal probe weapon makes them moan in pleasure

All those boners as a kid. If this game doesnt have that, it's a hard pass.


2cdd09  No.16548881

>>16548801

>posts a vid without gameplay in it

I really feel the urge to strangle shills like this to death…very slowly.


b14be8  No.16548897

>>16548881

I'm actually fine with this when it comes to remakes, the usually play more or less identically to the original. REmake 2 is a notable exception.


535940  No.16548909

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no gameplay

fuck

>that main menu theme

God I've missed it so much.


7383e4  No.16548914

>>16548875

All removed from the remake.


bb519a  No.16548917

>>16548801

I wonder how will they handle the probe ray haha

Also

>Hidden 8chan easter egg


2cdd09  No.16548918

>>16548897

It's about principles here, anon. Our battered and gang raped hobby is about videogames, that means fun, interactive media…NOT MOVIES! Also if you're so creatively bankrupted (not that I blame THQ here, who are still trying to be somewhat decent to games) that you can only serve old as shit games, then at least promote it by showing the fans how you made the game better. Not just some soulless eye candy out of the talmudic propaganda monster. I'm still gonna play the game, tho. It's been along ass time.


956bd5  No.16548923

>>16548801

>It's okay when THQNigger does it

>>16548918

What principles?


2cdd09  No.16548936

>>16548923

>What principles?

Showing some respect to what this hobby is all about? Wasting mindless time on some fun interactive media? These assholes always forget that there are people out there actually playing these games, by themselves, with a controller clutched in their hands, for fun. Do you think any one of those people gets anything out of this trailer? How disrespectful is this shit?


2127c9  No.16548947

>Ich Will

That's a fucking perfect song for DAH


535940  No.16548951

>>16548875

>find women in 50s attire and saddle shoes unbelievably sexy

I feel you. It's modest without being a burqa and pretty without being like a flashy red-carpet dress.

>>16548923

Honestly I'm in this solely for the PK physics and the saucer. If that's fucked, so is the entire game.


956bd5  No.16548954

>>16548936

>Showing some respect to what this hobby is all about

hyper consumerism and disposable entertainment? It succeeded.

>>16548941

/v/ endlessly shits on everything else for remakes and remasters being all they release, but it's literally all THQnigger does is re-release shit that is already out there.


83afd9  No.16548957

>>16548941

So much special privileged this hour old thread barely has over 20 replies.


e18c94  No.16548959

>>16548941

This is the definition of why this board is so fucking shit. Theres no nuance or any sort of brain usage. Its primal apes slamming their hands on a keyboard screaming "you're with us or against us" This applies to the other side as well.


83afd9  No.16548964

>responding to yourself this blatantly


2ca0b3  No.16548968

>>16548941

If the likes of resetera and polytaku hate a certain company or person, we like them.

Why is that such a difficult concept for you to grasp?


cc8021  No.16548969

>>16548917

>Hidden 8chan easter egg

where


535940  No.16548975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16548860

Why did early 00s Germans have the sickest beats?


03ffb6  No.16548977

File: 40df3b1ab5a03af⋯.png (94.56 KB, 800x800, 1:1, lewdbait.png)

I bet if you supply proof that you own the original you'll get the remake free.


2cdd09  No.16548984

>>16548954

>hyper consumerism and disposable entertainment? It succeeded.

Don't rub it in, anon. I came from before all that and it still stings to see it all get murdered in front of your eyes.


b8778d  No.16548985

File: 9baf1337dc53234⋯.gif (2.4 MB, 421x384, 421:384, 9baf1337dc53234bc5b6e73067….gif)

>>16548969

Hahah nice try Resetera

A real 8ch poster would have known it when they saw it


535940  No.16548987

>>16548977

You'd better be a THQ employee nigger.


e88c03  No.16548991

>>16548987

That's how it went for Red Faction Guerilla.


03ffb6  No.16548992

File: e26766c216f07b7⋯.png (141.79 KB, 1300x1200, 13:12, lewdbait2.png)

>>16548987

It's a possibility


956bd5  No.16549000

>>16548984

Its4 always been like that. Even the best arcade games.


2ca0b3  No.16549009

>>16548985

>we all act like there are 8chan easter eggs in every THQ game that only we have seen

>media becomes convinced there are 8chan easter eggs in every THQ game

>THQ finally gives in and becomes /ourcompany/

>every THQ game is a meme game abotu jews and niggers

We all know its inevitable. They should just go with it.


22a0f8  No.16549011

File: 3b33aa83452f3fe⋯.jpg (84.49 KB, 768x432, 16:9, kaminaisnotimpressed.jpg)

>>16548941

Yeah dude we should stand side by side with the game journos by hating THQ and refusing to buy their games just like what the journos want everyone to do. That makes so much sense. Is it really this easy for SJWs to play you fucks like a fiddle?


535940  No.16549017

So gameplay when? I'd like to know if this is going to be another New N' Tasty/Reignited tier trainwreck or not.

>>16548992

Keep posting more lewd baits

>>16548991

Really? I don't remember that. Wait, there's a Guerilla remake too?


13634b  No.16549021

File: 46aafd5479b03d7⋯.jpg (50.78 KB, 706x960, 353:480, mckauley dotting down the ….jpg)

>>16548975

Laibach isn't German.

>>16548801

Why Rammstein? How does it fit in with the game, the setting or the time period? I'm glad it's getting remade, but I can't understand the music choice. It don't remember it being that popular at that time, considering the song came out in 2001 and they released Amerika in 2004.


2ca0b3  No.16549022

>>16549002

>The enemy of an enemy isn't necessarily a friend

Oh yes they are.

Try for yourself if you dont believe me. Just for a few days.

When you operate on the basis that everything polytaku hates is good, your quality of life will improve exponentially.


2127c9  No.16549023

File: aa713e5af6d3607⋯.webm (15.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Destroy All Humans! - Rem….webm)

>I want

>I want you to trust me

>I want you to believe me

>I want to feel your eyes

>I want to control every heartbeat

>I want to hear your voices

>I want to disturb the peace

>I want you to see me well

>I want you to understand me

>I want your fantasy

>I want your energy

>I want to see your hands

>I want to go down in applause

>Do you see me?

>Do you understand me?

>Do you feel me?

>Do you hear me?

>Can you hear me?

>(crowd)We hear you

>Can you see me?

>(crowd)We see you

>Can you feel me?

>(crowd)We feel you

>I don't understand you

>I want

>We want you to trust us

>We want you to believe everything from us

>We want to see your hands

>We want to go down in applause - yeah

>Can you hear me?

>(crowd)We hear you

>Can you see me?

>(crowd)We see you

>Can you feel me?

>(crowd)We feel you

>I don't understand you

>Can you hear us?

>(crowd)We hear you

>Can you see us?

>(crowd)We see you

>Can you feel us?

>(crowd)We feel you

>We don't understand you

>I want


03ffb6  No.16549025

>>16549017

Sorry don't have any more, maybe more would get made if the artist got off his butt and went back to his actual home.


e88c03  No.16549027

>>16549011

>buying games for political reasons

Why?

>>16549017

>Wait, there's a Guerilla remake too?

Yes, it removed GFWL, made the multiplayer work again, fixed some port issues and if you had Guerilla on Steam, you got it for free.


535940  No.16549028

>>16549021

>Laibach isn't German

>they're slavs

Learn something new every day.

>Why Ich Will

The lyrics can be interpreted into brainwashing.


bb519a  No.16549030

>>16549011

It isn't about taking sides, faggot. If the game is good, cool, but seeing how there's no gameplay and how shitty REmake 2 turned out to be, then you have to be careful regardless of developer in CY + 4.

>>16549021

This, though, I liked the song, but it's a weird choice.

>>16549023

Cool lyrics.


b14be8  No.16549038

>>16548941

We haven't given Warhorse, Void, Notch, or that faggot YanDev a break just because they've posted here (or at least suggested they did in Notch's case.) But yeah, it shouldn't be surprising that THQ Nordic is getting a little support not just because of the AMA, but because they have announced two remakes of cult classics. They're also remakes, so the gameplay won't deviate all that much from the original.

>>16548975

Laibach are actually from Yugoslavia, but they do a lot of German stuff.


f90932  No.16549040

>>16549027

I remember playing Guerrilla on PC without GFWL, and it wasn't the new version either. Guess they removed it from the original a little bit before the new one came out?


535940  No.16549045

>>16549038

If I'd give THQ Nordic shit it would be more towards Darksiders, considering Genesis is some low budget looking top down co-op game instead of the cuhrayzee Strife TPS everyone me wants.


ccfe5e  No.16549051

>>16549023

thanks for the webm

>rammstein

not really a fitting choice for an ayylmao game tbh

>>16549002

>dingaling

literally who

>Yandev

more like yancuck who can't code to save his worthless cocksucking life

also you're forgetting

<tetradev

faggot who got ultra assblasted that his shitty robot waifu MGRR clone got btfo'd by yoko taro's japanese autism and dedicated team of ass modelers. god if only i still had the screencaps of him crying over it and constantly reposting his butthurt whining on /v/

>>16549038

>They're also remakes, so the gameplay won't deviate all that much from the original.

baseless optimism, but anyway there is always the option of pirating so who cares


bb519a  No.16549054

File: b44781e8c71c2c0⋯.png (181.01 KB, 955x524, 955:524, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16549038

>or that faggot YanDev a break just because they've posted here

Yandev left with a bang, so he is shit on. As far as you can be aware, THQN apologies are insincere, whereas Yandev shat on the people who supported him because he couldn't handle banter and criticism.


e103e7  No.16549066

>>16549057

>Does that seem like the actions of a trustworthy company worthy of trust?

They provide me with a good product and I provide them money. That's all there is to it.


2127c9  No.16549074

>>16549030

>>16549028

>>16549021

The song is basically about someone doing something terrible (bank heist, mass shooting, etc) and being immortalized for it. It's why he's standing before the crowd asking people if they can hear him (we can hear you), if they can see him (we see you), if they can feel him (we feel you), and at the end of it all, he just doesn't understand the mentality of the frothing mob cheering him on.


13634b  No.16549102

File: c6cc842c57948d9⋯.mp4 (5.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Family Guy - Chris goes to….mp4)

>>16549074

I always took it at face value and assumed it was just the band hyping up its audience, no subtext or anything.


2ca0b3  No.16549115

>>16549057

>Have you ever considered making your own opinions instead of letting others think for you?

Just with video games really.

Only video games has people like polytaku who support everything that is evil and hate everything that is wholesome and good. They make life easy.

Other subjects arent like that.


044ef6  No.16549121

Wait, is it going to be a remake or a remaster?

Because a remake would be excellent. Hopefully they use a new destruction physics engine.


1f63b4  No.16549123

>Falling for bait this badly

The THQN apology was basic PR bullshit, if you really think THQN buys into the Nazi/CP shit then you're an idiot. The fact of the matter is that they have to play nice because of Sony and their media buddies who help them market games by giving high review scores. Additionally they didn't get hyper offended when someone made a joke, they're just normalfags trying to protect their brand. That's it.


535940  No.16549127

>>16549121

I'm pretty sure it's a remake, check out Crypto's model at the end.


e88c03  No.16549130

>>16549123

If they were actually offended, or even gave a shit, they would've bailed on the AMA as soon as the loli question dropped.


2742db  No.16549143

File: b59a438ab5712c0⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB, 492x360, 41:30, Jean-Jacques Perrey - Sent….mp4)

>>16549023

that shits REALLY unfitting, they should have got some rock n roll music that transitioned to a theremin, whats with all these trailers having music that doesnt fit the style or time period?


83afd9  No.16549145

>>16549139

You're really bad at this.


3f447e  No.16549150

Well, I'm much pleased about this news. A remake I would be glad to pay for. As long as it's 20 dollars or less, that's about all the value I would put on this to be honest.

I mean, I always have the physical copy, or the emulators if I really want to play this on PC.


e103e7  No.16549152

>>16549139

At least try to look like you're from here.


e103e7  No.16549158

>>16549150

It'll probably be $30 like the spongebob game.


3d950c  No.16549160

>>16549150

They're redoing all the art assets, I'd be surprised if it wasn't $40


1f63b4  No.16549165

>>16549139

They would've left as soon as they saw the anime girls, but didn't. They didn't even have to be loli's, the fact of the matter that they even admitted that they wanted to keep their games pure instead of letting political bullshit get involved. Also they bought out fucking Warhorse for Christ sake, Daniel Varva was heavily involved in GamerGate.


2127c9  No.16549167

>>16549143

It was used for a two fold reason, the first being that it is a song about someone being immortalized for their terrible actions. The second is that a large portion of the actual song has the techno whistling of an "alien invasion" film.


22a0f8  No.16549169

>>16549123

It's stupidly obvious that the apology was to:

1. Get journalists to shut the fuck up

2. Not lose the deal they have with Nickelodeon


1f63b4  No.16549184

>>16549169

Pretty much, and even if they do regret it. It's because of the shitshow that followed, not because of the AMA itself. In this case it's what you see is what you get. They're not a government organization like Soros, they're rich normalfags who like video games. They did nothing wrong.


d0774f  No.16549199

>>16548801

I'll be sold once there's gameplay shown but that trailer is pretty nice. Feels very early 2000s.


3f447e  No.16549212

File: bc12688735513e9⋯.png (84.07 KB, 957x718, 957:718, 20 dollars 1990.png)

>>16549158

>>16549160

Hmm, maybe that's reasonable. Will need to see the quality of what actually comes out before I make a final decision of course, here's hoping that they don't try and re-record any audio, because the cheese dick quality was a real seller for me, at least in the first entry for the whole B-Movie angle.


193974  No.16549215

>>16549051

>not really a fitting choice for an ayylmao game tbh

>germans want to destroy everything

>this is a game about aliens that want to destroy everything

is a perfect fit


13634b  No.16549216

File: acf7c9e18500085⋯.png (479.47 KB, 640x640, 1:1, backlog squiliam.png)

File: 359dc9b0e94481d⋯.jpg (52.65 KB, 665x528, 665:528, hah.JPG)

Guess it's time to finally bump this up my backlog.

769-4279d1e1-cde899e-28604b-4f0b2f9-30a99191-6

68-B2392-EF7102-DCC9-04C1E-42F5E04FD-49D293-47E


2742db  No.16549217

>>16549167

its still a shit choice


193974  No.16549224

>>16549054

>wanting civil and positive things said about your game

thats fucking bullshit.

when i post my game i WANT people to find problems with it so i can FUCKING FIX it

GOOD free testers are hard to come by. and you people are amazing at finding bugs


2742db  No.16549231

File: 2299988df48f65a⋯.png (377.96 KB, 448x448, 1:1, The most horrible thing i ….png)

>>16549216

>emulating max payne on the PS2


3d950c  No.16549256

File: 9842b99d81cb26b⋯.jpg (76.46 KB, 650x652, 325:326, 5a867ac4bd6682877834f1411c….jpg)

>>16549228

>I, too, change my principles whenever it suits me.

It's a little thing called "Free Will" you nigger faggot


13634b  No.16549257

File: 4969887866f8a4a⋯.jpg (115.63 KB, 1744x509, 1744:509, wwwww.JPG)

>>16549231

I thought it was some sort of unique port for some reason. Don't worry, I just forgot to get rid of the entry.


8319b9  No.16549261

File: 74b205cd3b56da0⋯.jpg (51.93 KB, 473x183, 473:183, 680.jpg)

>>16548801

I want to fuck that waitress.


22a0f8  No.16549269

>>16549228

You are incapable of seeing grey area, only black and white, 0 and 1, good guy bad guy. There is no question in my mind that you have shitskin genes.

Also:

>I, too, change my principles whenever it suits me

How many of us had primarily left wing beliefs and thought democrats were teh goodguys back in high school? Do you think everyone on /pol/ was born a 1488 gas the kikes race war now nazi?


193974  No.16549273

File: bcbcb854e2dbf2a⋯.png (237.84 KB, 1879x762, 1879:762, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16549257

Cute little baby collection for babies.


0d4a8e  No.16549288

>>16549269

I guarantee you that pretty much everyone here was liberal/libertarian in high school and early twenties. The libertarian > natsoc pipeline is a well known and documented phenomenon. Sane people realize "live and let live" doesn't work with leftists and understand firing squads and gas chambers are the only solution.


c08338  No.16549291

>Completing the original game unlocked two public domain movies (Plan 9 from Outer Space and Teenagers from Outer Space) to watch in the B-Movie Theater.

They're gonna cut those out from the remake aren't they?


286aae  No.16549292

>>16549023

post it in german you anglo fuck


773581  No.16549299

>>16549288

The only leftists I knew were former right-wingers/homeschooled kids that wanted to try out something new. A lot of right wingers are former libertarians and leftists because they noticed that the ideology doesn't work in practice.


535940  No.16549301

>>16549291

If they're public domain I don't see why they'd do so.


2742db  No.16549302

>>16549257

nah, its way worse, it removes some areas and it has significant slowdown

>>16549273

>those games that are also on PC

you arent emulating everything right?

>timesplitters 3

Get the mouse injector and play it on dolphin, runs like ass on PCSX2


bb519a  No.16549304

>>16549291

Why would they? They are public domain.


2742db  No.16549308

File: 30abefd6c54e5a0⋯.jpg (65.1 KB, 604x533, 604:533, f665d3e4d23a7a3d1e761c31cb….jpg)

>>16549292

fuck off bernd, not everyone here is an autistic slav rapebaby


193974  No.16549312

>>16549302

Evil dead Resurection and American wasteland play like shit on pc.

I do own bloodmoney on pc too. but for some reason i like the ps2 version more.

Prince of persia trilogy is one of the few games i own the original copy for pc.


215cbe  No.16549313

>>16549291

I wouldn't expect any cuts considering that they're adding content to the SpongeBob remake.


0d4a8e  No.16549327

>>16549273

>Bloodrayne 2

Nigger, what are you doing?


193974  No.16549330

>>16549327

i have 50 cent and virtual on marz and you complain about that one?


215cbe  No.16549331

>>16549273

>Devil May Cry 2

Skip it and go straight to DMC3, but make sure it's the special edition.


b36b52  No.16549335

File: f413cdf3712a04d⋯.png (20.42 KB, 254x149, 254:149, dude trust me.png)


0d4a8e  No.16549336

>>16549330

Because I played that one, and the original, and dear God is the sequel a steaming pile of shit. About the only things I liked are the unlockable costumes and the blood guns (neat idea, horrible execution).


193974  No.16549337

>>16549331

Fuck that bullshit

DMC2 is a little bit slow but is not as bad as people say.

IS better than other hack n slashes that came out for ps2.

talking about that i have to download ghost rider for ps2


13634b  No.16549338

File: d254e6d5bee230d⋯.jpg (115.76 KB, 720x720, 1:1, benis.jpg)

>>16549273

>tree fiddy cent

>dragging balls

>Evil Dead: The Shitty RE Ripoff

>Peripheral Hero: Batteries Sold Separately

>I don't Believe it 2x4

>The Resident Evil Games nobody wanted

>Superman: Escort the Mission

>WOO

>All that gay weeb shit

>All those ports

hue

Thanks for reminding me to get Black and Red Dead Revolver I guess we have similar enough tastes


2742db  No.16549346

>>16549312

evil dead plays fine

>>16549330

50 cent bulletproof is a good TPS, you even do a shootout with eminem in a scrapyard and he's the only white guy in the game

>>16549338

>resident evil outbreak

>nobody wanted

I want that shit on PC, because fuck signing up for their website and playing with huge autists


193974  No.16549347

>>16549338

>>Evil Dead: The Shitty RE Ripoff

wrong game son. the ps1 one is the shitty rE rippoff

this one is a hack n slash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wF8iT7qsqU


05bb6f  No.16549349

They already announced this back during the ama


0d4a8e  No.16549359

>>16549346

>and he's the only white guy in the game

The only two good nigger simulators are San Andreas and Fight for NY.

>resident evil outbreak

Was a pretty cool idea ahead of its time. I still can't quite figure out what possessed Capcom to make a RE multiplayer game during the PS2 era.


13634b  No.16549376

>>16549347

I wasn't talking about Regeneration. Regeneration kicked ass >>16549312 even when I played it on PC. I was referring to Fistful of Boomstick, which I had confused with the PS1 game, my bad.


193974  No.16549398

>>16549359

same thing that possessed sony when they made the syphon filter omega strain

online CO-OP stealth TPS . trully ahead of its time


535940  No.16549400

>>16549346

Is Eminem truly white though?


0d4a8e  No.16549401

>>16549400

He certainly wishes he wasn't, and most white people do too. He should just be declared a honorary nigger and then gassed for being a race traitor.


147d0f  No.16549403

>>16549022

>Oh yes they are.

no theyr arent. mudslim are the enemy of jews but they surely arent your friend


13634b  No.16549411

File: cd3a0fcfb507c05⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.48 MB, 480x360, 4:3, megas recr plays EDF.webm)


08b81c  No.16549418

>>16549022

<like, just,lower your standards or whatever and you'll be happier

Have you considered how happy a lobotomy would make you?


2742db  No.16549428

>>16549400

no, but he is "white"

>>16549359

it was that time period that capcom tried out loads of different shit to see if anything stuck, shame all those spin offs are console only


193974  No.16549430

>>16549411

man one day i going to buy the megas license and make a game out of it


9ff3f6  No.16549438

>>16548848

Their music video for the song Deutschland has a straight out of textbook super-nigress playing the role of 'Germania' and all the white men hailing her. Think about that for a sec. Could be the (((director))) and the (((label))) works, but if they comply with this shit in complete silence then it is a mild guilt by association already. Or it could be their brand of sarcasm made clear only with understood lyrics, I don't know, I don't speak German.


147d0f  No.16549446


66f6b2  No.16549451

>>16548801

Kinda excited about the announcement, the ripples of the AMA still being felt today, but mad they didn't show any gameplay


2127c9  No.16549515

File: 229d911d311bff8⋯.webm (15.25 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Rammstein - Ich Will.webm)

>>16549292

>Ich will

>Ich will dass ihr mir vertraut

>Ich will dass ihr mir glaubt

>Ich will eure Blicke spuren

>Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren

>Ich will eure Stimmen horen

>Ich will die Ruhe storen

>Ich will dass ihr mich gut seht

>Ich will dass ihr mich versteht

>Ich will eure Phantasie

>Ich will eure Energie

>Ich will eure Hande sehen

>Ich will in Beifall untergehen

>Seht ihr mich?

>Versteht ihr mich?

>Fuhlt ihr mich?

>Hort ihr mich?

>Konnt ihr mich horen?

>(Menge)Wir horen dich

>Konnt ihr mich sehen?

>(Menge)Wir sehen dich

>Konnt ihr mich fuhlen?

>(Menge)Wir fuhlen dich

>Ich versteh euch nicht

>Ich will

>Wir wollen dass ihr uns vertraut

>Wir wollen dass ihr uns alles glaubt

>Wir wollen eure Hande sehen

>Wir wollen in Beifall untergehen - ja

>Konnt ihr mich horen?

>(Menge)Wir horen dich

>Konnt ihr mich sehen?

>(Menge)Wir sehen dich

>Konnt ihr mich fuhlen?

>(Menge)Wir fuhlen dich

>Ich versteh euch nicht

>Konnt ihr uns horen?

>(Menge)Wir horen euch

>Konnt ihr uns sehen?

>(Menge)Wir sehen euch

>Konnt ihr uns fuhlen?

>(Menge)Wir fuhlen euch

>Wir verstehen euch nicht

>Ich will


01291d  No.16549516

>>16549216

Katamari Damacy, Okami and MGS2 had pretty good ports.

The first two are recent


f330f8  No.16549528

Real talk

WHAT MOVIE IS GOING TO COME INCLUDED WITH THE GAME LIKE HOW THE FIRST ONE HAD?


c2c04c  No.16549529

Hell fucking yeah I love Destory all Humans. Here's hoping they do 2 as well


2742db  No.16549540

>>16549516

MGS2's port is the best way to play MGS2, except if you want to play the skating minigame, theres a few mods out there for it with the most noteable turning the game into an FPS


4c508d  No.16549553

File: cff3c82cf152879⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 498x211, 498:211, mine negro.gif)


19fd1e  No.16549610

>>16549030

>remake 2

>shitty

DmC2 faggot shitting up the board like always.


bb519a  No.16549624

>>16549610

>Remaking Resident Evil 2 in the likes of Resident Evil 4

>Good

Yeah, kill yourself. So I guess Destroy All Humans will be a CoD clone now or a Rhythm game. If you are going to remake a game follow the fucking source, otherwise your game is automatically shit.


d564ca  No.16549631

DmC2 is trash and already forgotten.


291d9e  No.16549632

Gog and linux?


0d4a8e  No.16549675

>>16549624

Wait, I thought this was a simple remaster, not a remake.


2742db  No.16549688

>>16549624

RE2make sucks ass, its literally that fanmade UE4 game but with a full budget, capcom even invited them over and asked for advice on the remake, its nothing like RE1, which just adds more shit and better graphics instead of being a shit RE4 clone


e88c03  No.16549689

>>16549675

Well, the spongebob game is getting extra content and features, so it's safe to assume that they're doing the same thing.


19fd1e  No.16549692

>>16549624

>i havent even bothered to look at some gameplay

The only thing it shares with 4 is the camera, everything else is straight from the older games, hell, even the defense items from remake got in.


2127c9  No.16549697

>>16549528

>The entire film of teenage zombies from outer space

That was a trip. What other film? Shit, that's hard to say.


bb519a  No.16549705

>>16549692

I pirated the game. Is trash, Mr. X is there to make you feel any scare at all, and the game could have work better with the old kind of gameplay instead of trying to appeal to RE4 faggots.


19fd1e  No.16549746

>>16549705

You havent played shit you autistic faggot, just like dmc5, you just constantly go at it with 0 fucking arguments and posting shopped images.

The item management, puzzles, ammount of enemies and resources fits with the original game design, hell theres less resources, the structure of the game is just like the original, the ammount of damage your character can receive and speed is like the original, there are no combo bullshit or press X to be cool, the only thing it shares with 4 is the camera.

You would have noticed this if you had actually played the games and werent just a contrarian flinging shit at a new game thats actually good because "le /v/ hates vidya".


bb519a  No.16549765

>>16549746

>T-there are less bullets so it's like the old games

Repeat ad nauseam. Doesn't make it better or anything like the original and, again, it would have worked better as a thriller with the fixed camera instead of the action hero third person bullshit. Sole reason they included Mr. X is because you can see what's behind you, and the game is not creepy without it. Fixed camera angles would have mean unexpected and claustrophobic fights, specially when avoiding zombies, but that goes out of the window with RE4 camera.

The game is trash, I'm sorry you like trash.


01291d  No.16549779

>>16549765

>action hero

>REmake2

What?

>You can't look behind you

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a legitimate question


e88c03  No.16549790

>>16549779

Y'know, RE2make is an RE4 clone, there's like 60 easily killed enemies on screen, you can German suplex zombies down stairs, and there's literal Lord of the Rings ogres all over the police station.

:^)


817642  No.16549807

>>16549765

Making shit up only makes you look like a bigger retard, you liar.

The closest there is to an action hero moment in the game is using defense items on the malformed Gs, because dticking a grenade down a fuckhuge monster's throat is bombastic.

Go play games you massive shitposter.


2742db  No.16549808

>>16549746

>The item management, puzzles, ammount of enemies and resources fits with the original game design,

Thats objectively false and you're lying, everything is completely different in RE2make, the inventory allows you to hold much more, there is much less ammo than what the original game had, there is less enemy variety and there are more of them but they are also more bullet spongey, its okay to tell us you never played an RE game before


01291d  No.16549810

>>16549790

The only thing that was close to 4/5/6 was the godawful sewer croc section which goes full interactive cutscene and everyone, even normalfags, shat all over it.

It's so bad it even shifts tone, though the atmosphere isn't even an inch of the original game, thank god for the original soundtrack, the new soundtrack putside Hunks sections is all fucking trash.

My biggest issue is how some level sections have little to no personality or color to them.


01291d  No.16549814

>>16549808

All of these are wrong, you haven't played the game, kill yourself autist.


2742db  No.16549821

>>16549814

>REEEE

>KILL YOURSELF MY GAME IS PERFECT

lol


bb519a  No.16549832

>>16549779

>Third person perspective gives you an easier what to kill zombies instead of aligning in tank controls

<B-but this is not an action game

Didn't know lean had a rear mirror at all times, faggot, you need to turn around in order to see what's behind you, instead of having to walk down a corridor to see what the other corridor had. The fact that you can see the whole corridor is what gives you a false sense of security in the originals, which is gone in the remake.

>>16549807

I don't need to lie to shit on a shit game. It was only well received because it appealed to RE4 faggots.

>>16549814

He is right. The original RE2 had a lot of variety in enemies and how to deal with them. Let alone the original RE. Also, the RE4 inventory system does let you carry more, specially with the retarded hip pouches.


817642  No.16549833

>>16549808

I said fits, not that it was the same, look up how an RE game is designed.


01291d  No.16549838

>>16549821

>Shit al over the game on he previohs post

<You're saying the game is perfect

It's a step down from the original but a decent game, actually play it instead of pretending like you did you autistic minge, it's pretty obvious you haven't.

Shit you probably didn't even play the JP version of 2.


817642  No.16549841

>>16549808

I said fits, not that it was the same, look up how an RE game is designed.

>>16549832

>its shit because its shit and its 4 even though it isnt

Again zero arguments.


01291d  No.16549856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16549832

>you need to turn around in order to see what's behind you

AAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME YOU RETARDED AUTIST AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


bb519a  No.16549857

>>16549838

>It's a step down from the original but a decent game

Nice way to say it's a shit game to try to fit in.

>>16549841

>RE4 camera control

>Action gun play

>Less bullets and sponge enemies

>Crocodile

>Mr. X as deus ex

>Hip pouch

<B-but it's just like the original!


01291d  No.16549862

>>16549857

Nah, Outbreak is a shit game fellated by autists

REboot is fine even if it doesn't do the original justice.


bb519a  No.16549868

File: 0041f2f499e849d⋯.jpg (213.5 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 0041f2f499e849d696a0fb12ab….jpg)

>>16549856

You literally need to turn around in order to shoot Mr. X, you fucking retard. He is the replacement of jump scares in the original for the lack of fixed cameras, and there's nothing like him in the game because of it. It's a gimmick.


817642  No.16549883

>>16549857

The only thing it shares with 4 its the camera, the only weapons that cant kill enemies in 1 hit are the handgun and smg (unless you land a crit), you have no arguments and you havent played the game, pirate it and atleast learn about the things you should complain about.


2742db  No.16549891

>>16549838

>so mad he starts to have a stroke mid post

>>16549841

>>16549833

Im not talking to you dumbass, unless your IP hoping to add muscle to your own claims, you actually never say anything about it fits, even then there is this direct quote

>The item management, puzzles, ammount of enemies and resources fits with the original game design, hell theres less resources, the structure of the game is just like the original


01291d  No.16549898

File: 28f34b4ee74eb41⋯.jpg (70.78 KB, 416x418, 208:209, 1489681134914.jpg)

>>16549867

>>16549868

>Y-you can't even look at him and see hin coming at you for tension

>W-what? You can?

>Well you can't even shoot at him

Please keep posting and making yourself look even more retarded


e6657d  No.16549903

>>16549123

Who the hell are you talking to? Do you think you're smart, having said this? Everyone knew that. That isn't, and never has been, the point behind giving a shit about apologizes.


817642  No.16549904

>>16549891

But you are, read the ips you braindead fuck.


2742db  No.16549906

>>16549862

Outbreak is the magnum opus of bringing old RE gameplay, not only to next gen, but also multiplayer


bb519a  No.16549914

File: 457f8f972cc1962⋯.png (214.52 KB, 400x225, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16549867

It could have been a good game if the Resident Evil brand wasn't slapped onto it. The infuriating part is that we could have another REmake in the likes of the original REmake.

>No HD per-rendered backgrounds

>No detailed models that react to the lighting of the room

>>16549883

>Only the camera!

<And the inventory system and QTE boss

Still made to appeal RE4 faggots, even if it was just the camera.

Already pirated it and uninstalled the waste of space.

>>16549898

>You need to turn around in order to see him coming

What is even your retarded argument at this point?


01291d  No.16549916

>>16549906

Outbreak is janky garbage memegame that worked 25% of the time


2742db  No.16549927

>>16549904

Can you read IPs?

This is only the second reply i have made towards you, you just outed yourself as an IP hopping faggot

>>16549916

So just like every other RE game?


aea74e  No.16549932

Will she be in the remake?


01291d  No.16549934

File: 998cc9526792198⋯.png (5.14 MB, 1445x1515, 289:303, 998cc9526792198a8ac86a3cf2….png)

>>16549914

>QTE boss

>He's still pretending like he played the game

Holy shit my fucking sides


e6657d  No.16549937

>>16549916

>Outbreak is janky garbage memegame that worked 25% of the time

What?


aea74e  No.16549938

File: dfe6d2d1bd95ebf⋯.jpg (104.5 KB, 936x462, 156:77, silhouette.jpg)


01291d  No.16549949

>>16549927

>>16549937

>Defending no tension contextual action memegame

lel


817642  No.16549957

>>16549914

The item screen isnt like 4 at all you retard.

>>16549927

Actually you are right, my ip is changing, guess the wifi im using is acting up, but how about you try to actually use arguments you sperg?


bb519a  No.16549959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16549934

Also, now that I remember, Leon acts more like he does in RE4 than he does in RE2.


817642  No.16549968

>>16549959

>rookie leon acts like 4

Play the game faggot.


e6657d  No.16549971

>>16549949

>"What?" is an argument

Thanks for letting me know you're retarded.


cf18cc  No.16549975

>>16549938

Its a remake not a remaster. The villain will likely be a Hillary-esque politician or a military general instead of a glow in the dark art thot disguised as a man that spouts tumblrite feminist talking points.


379021  No.16549979

>>16549338

>weeb shit.

>hurr, I haet gam cause’ it made by Nips

Fuck off.


01291d  No.16549991

>>16549959

>QTE

>Not a single QTE

Nice job

>Leon acts like 4

He cats nothing like 4, you're a mentally ill retard that hasn't played a decent game and is throwing a tantrum

>>16549971

I've never played it, I'm just shitposting like the retards who pretend like they've played REboot

>>16549979

>Can't take a joke

>hur dur

cuckchan weeaboo nigger


2742db  No.16550004

>>16549957

>g-guess my IP is acting up!!

Worst atttempt to cover your ass ever


484680  No.16550006

>>16549299

>a lot of right wingers are former libertarians

Libertarianism is right winged, dipshit

>inb4 muh anarcho-communism

Anarcho-communism cannot exist in a vacuum and cannot exist alone.


13634b  No.16550015

File: 5ae265eb806f6f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.41 KB, 720x498, 120:83, sexy mexican who will love….jpg)

>>16549979

How many Final Fantasies are you up to now, guys?

Not so FINAL, is it?


817642  No.16550019

>>16550004

Sure, such things as trains dont exist.

The fact that you will use any kind of excuse to avoid defending your (lack of) arguments shows how much of a faggot you are.


232adf  No.16550047

>>16550043

It's set in the 50's you dumb cuckchan nigger. That kid at the beginning would be the boomer.


538fec  No.16550049

>>16548819

If it matters, this is coming from Thq Nordic who did a AMA here a few months back.


2742db  No.16550056

File: 9f0d4a3e3e25629⋯.jpg (20.29 KB, 432x324, 4:3, banana phone 2.jpg)

>>16550019

>phoneposting

>>16550043

>literal boomer in the trailer

There are only 3 baby boomers in the trailer, the 2 kids and the teenage waitress


217d48  No.16550057

A pretty good trailer. An invading alien doing a rammstein concert to the hypnotized masses and killing them all really sells what the games core is about. This, Spongebob and the new Darksiders have really shown THQ seems to be on the right track. I guess paying low prices for those old properties might be paying off in the end.


f9a673  No.16550061

>>16550047

>>16550056

>thinking a braindead sack of shit from cuckchannel even knows what "boomer" means, and doesn't just use it to call any old people since he's a retarded teenager himself


2742db  No.16550072

File: 4575bb405019e3d⋯.jpg (20.54 KB, 660x503, 660:503, Whats the Deal.jpg)

>>16550057

Wheres timesplitters? This is the perfect time to do something with all these cartoony FPS games with lots of skins, although I do think they'd just make it a battle royal and sell all the characters in lootboxes


01291d  No.16550074

>>16550061

Worse yet is cuckchan Gen X manchild ecelebs using it to try and be hip.


908a33  No.16550078

File: de9bfbb22b3dd8c⋯.gif (717.26 KB, 540x708, 45:59, de9bfbb22b3dd8cc31d645df8e….gif)

>>16548801

Funny that I was just thinking about this game, but I can't help but worry much of the humor will be cut out. Like the women getting off on your telekinesis lifting power, or hilarious thoughts the dumb cunts had like

"Bill wants to have sex more than once a month, what does he think I am, a MACHINE?"

Fallout 76 has tempered my optimism for anything good in this world, because if Bethesda could fuck up Fallout 76 to the degree it did for what should have been a blind ringer than the depths of depravity and ability for modern games to ruin legacies of even the most stoic of titles is all to real.


01291d  No.16550092

>>16550072

Deep Silver owns that and they still hold executive power.

The THQ Nordic who announced this is the publisher, THQ Nordic GmBh

THQ AB is the holding company and owns THQ Nordic Gmbh and Deep Silver, but both companies work separate and differently from each other.

Deep Silver is also pure shite


7dc1d6  No.16550104

>>16550078

You really just expect to get away with only posting one Raven anon?


9c283f  No.16550116

File: db43b99b3d4e580⋯.jpg (62.66 KB, 550x469, 550:469, assessing the situation.jpg)


08b81c  No.16550145

File: 53c18b3f9e33448⋯.jpg (281.43 KB, 1200x892, 300:223, 53c18b3f9e33448f2b9388dae1….jpg)

>>16550078

>if Bethesda could fuck up Fallout 76 to the degree it did for what should have been a blind ringer

Anon please,don't pretend that Bethesda has been doing anything except buttfucking the franchise since they got their hands on it;it's simply a matter of even the most ardent bethsdrone eventually catching on.And it took them what?Three sequels before they did?Which is plenty of grub for Todd and his supermutant companion Pete in the meantime

>>16550104

Come to think about it,has eltonel ever drawn Raven?This is important'


908a33  No.16550171

File: 7762fd8c9da8235⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1264x2600, 158:325, 7762fd8c9da82357a994113cd9….png)

>>16550116

>>16550104

keep the change you filthy animals

>>16550145

Fallout NV was fantastic game, and I liked 4 a lot actually, sue me for thinking I could curve stomp genetically inferior boomers into the dirt with my superior Enclave Armaments in a Division esque darkzone PvP scenario. I just want to kill muties like my hero Frank Horrigan did, is that so much to ask man


fe9269  No.16550269

>>16550171

>>16550265

>you will never bury your face in Raven's cheeks


83afd9  No.16550278

>>16550269

>a cocktail of lube, cum, ass mustard and blood will never dribble down your cock while Raven's shithole puckers and tightens over your glans


eabf4a  No.16550279

File: 03582bac0df6409⋯.png (449.56 KB, 559x405, 559:405, a woman's touch.png)

>>16550265

I bet it smells like nag champa with a faint hint of ass.


08b81c  No.16550281

File: c19857ec484a8ba⋯.webm (202.35 KB, 640x480, 4:3, don't do that.webm)

>>16550265

>>16550279

Keep this shit where it belongs faggot


eabf4a  No.16550284

File: 88017ca99deea1c⋯.png (56.94 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, kohan rishibe.png)

>>16550281

But muh dik.


1c2edc  No.16550341

>>16549038

>The gameplay won't deviate much from the original

I was hoping they'd have the bodysnatch system instead of the holobob because it worked better.


95bc32  No.16550346

>>16548987

>>16548977

>>16548991

>>16549017

>>16549027

>>16549040

RF:G had a PC version that was DX10 and GFWL. Years later it got an update that removed GFWL, upgraded the multiplayer to allow players to join mid-match (which the original devs thought was near impossible) and moved it to DX11. You could get this new version on Steam for free if you emailed them photos of your existing physical copy of the the DX10/GFWL version. I did this, and it worked.

Then last year they made a "Re-Marstered" edition and if you owned the DX11 Steam version you got it for free. So I have all three versions of the game because of my original purchase, and THQ Nordic being awesome.

>>16548801

I generally don't like remakes or "remasters" that change assets around, but it's not impossible to make a good one, so I'll be interested to see what they did.


538fec  No.16550364

File: a14bbc1a9a5ba1f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 272.71 KB, 1170x666, 65:37, a14bbc1a9a5ba1f2003c04c375….png)

File: 7b525583b43ca41⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.09 KB, 600x270, 20:9, 7b525583b43ca4196013aaf5d6….jpg)

>>16549959

>>16549934

Both of you are brainless faggot cucks who should kill yourselves ASAP, preferably over yall shitty RE (plus crapcom) vidya collection being burnt live on camera.

>>16549991

>Can't take a joke

>Cuckchan weaboo nigger

<le

There's a place for you Moshie.

>>>/reddit/


e69649  No.16550450

Since the Spongebob remake is getting some cut content added back into the game, do you guys think they'll add some new weapons and stuff?


3d950c  No.16550464

File: 77e429578dc1264⋯.gif (392.9 KB, 640x360, 16:9, oh shit nigger.gif)

>>16549867

>rose tinted glasses

>for a game that isn't even 6 months old


5a0970  No.16550467

Lol the guy was stuck in the cow's ass at the end


29b740  No.16550476

File: 9730830243bdfc9⋯.jpg (12.66 KB, 360x326, 180:163, IMG_20190302_094745.jpg)

Can someone confirm if the trannies at RetardEra are completely assblasted after this trailer release?

Or they just went full autism and completely banned all THQN related discussion like some faggots were suggesting there?


83afd9  No.16550480

>>16550476

What's stopping it from being both exactly?


109838  No.16550525

File: 523db08df118b3d⋯.png (232.66 KB, 1290x1874, 645:937, Screenshot_422.png)

>>16549273

>No Armored Core

Shit collection.


5a0970  No.16550557

>>16550525

>tfw no Armored Core 6


bb519a  No.16550590

File: bd0480bcfb4fa2b⋯.png (103.47 KB, 1366x401, 1366:401, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24deec001c2edb4⋯.jpg (8.8 KB, 300x249, 100:83, 66c03db1eae6b65fa1a08b339a….jpg)

>>16550476

I always go there whenever I need a laugh

>Faggots moralfags that would never pirate a game

>Conflicted about buying a game they like because the dev is not PC

I'm surprised their brains have not imploded.


bb519a  No.16550636

File: f742b9c75dbe0f0⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8a7b370707a446a⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1c6ba760c402095⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8aeb2496579d0a4⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6231433ffc05a79⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Also, screenshots.


bb519a  No.16550642

File: 47dd3ad687f78e6⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 40711d8e67b9ede⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 893823b02cbb60f⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 44e8cf7bbae2163⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


34318b  No.16550814

>>16549123

Defending cuckoldry is double cuckoldry.


bb519a  No.16550836

>>16550832

Nigger, it looks exactly like you would expect Crypto to look. Also, I rather this than realistic garbage, since it actually looks like it's from a PS2 game instead of a try hard remake like REmake 2.


232adf  No.16550888

File: 5a7ecd63060388a⋯.png (11.54 KB, 245x73, 245:73, gamergate.png)

>>16550853


2742db  No.16550895

>>16550836

it looks like something shat out of UE4 with the default lighting

>looks like its from a PS2 game

except no PS2 game looked like that, ever, PS2 games had way better color palettes, everything wasnt shiny as fuck or extremely bright, had far better ligthing, and didnt look like shit from a distance like in that first screenshot


f41f0a  No.16550902

>>16550853

please go and donate more money to feminist devs goobergabbler


084113  No.16550970

File: 7943a23d613e524⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 500x281, 500:281, Gaymergays.gif)

>>16550853

FUCKING GAYMERGAYS


03c699  No.16551106

>>16550917

>Do goobergaters really believe that journalism was ever ethical at any point in time and not just a tool to spread propoganda?

I've wanted to say that this is wrong but I can't think of a single point in history where the press weren't seen as sacks of shit.

What actual use are the press to a nation's people?


529b3a  No.16551197

>>16548812

Rammstein is super degenerate. Not sure what goes on your head.


9af8dc  No.16551213

File: 2439c5bc94c64a7⋯.png (1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, watch?v=y-1Q86252hg-0001.png)

I really want to fuck this bitch


ed3704  No.16551233

>>16551106

Regardless that doesn't mean the shit shouldn't be shoveled when it stinks too much.


20bbc3  No.16551306

>>16550364

>preferably over yall shitty RE

>yall

How about you kill yourself instead of telling others to do the same.


fc4b58  No.16551439

>>16548875

>>anal probe weapon makes them moan in pleasure

That’s probably going to be removed.


fc4b58  No.16551444

>>16550636

Remake running on the Unity engine or unreal 4?


538fec  No.16551482

File: 0b7c9ad6d279e43⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 961.85 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 0b7c9ad6d279e43922dfea3850….gif)

>>16551306

>ID:20bbc3

You first, nigger. Of course, after you're done watching your BLACKED marathon.


d95dbe  No.16551553

>>16549009

I'm okay with this


f330f8  No.16552110

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>”THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR VODKA?”

RUN CRYPTO

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE


f330f8  No.16552115

>>16551213

I’m happy to see the internet FOTM her


f330f8  No.16552125

>>16548923

Remakes are 100% fine if they are done well, especially if they add more content.


f330f8  No.16552137

>>16549212

Audio will be a straight rip from the game


f330f8  No.16552139

>>16549216

Make sure to play mgs 1 before 2 and 3


f330f8  No.16552166

File: 057ffcc131f9768⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1559804643630.webm)

>They put this scene into the game


df5f04  No.16552172

>>16548801

It's a reboot, not a remake, so:

Are you ready for feminist Crypto who respects whamen!?


ab5be9  No.16552190

>>16548801

>PC release of DAH

That was a wish that many at Pandemic wanted but it couldn't happen due to Pandemic dying and having it only on PS2 and Xbox at the time. I remember that Pandemic actually wanted more in the game such as more invasion sites. I just hope that Destroy All Humans doesn't get fucked up from the Post GG gaming industry.

>Ms. Rockwell getting probed

>Probing women and getting them aroused

>Fighting Silhouette and hearing her feminist rants

>Santa Modesta citizens who got their minds warped by the Magestic's diners, spewing anti commie talk


df5f04  No.16552204

File: 0a3f18a5b0e3e74⋯.webm (10 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, everything you love will ….webm)

>>16552190

It's going to be a shitshow, anon. At least we'll have more material for embedded.


f330f8  No.16552205

>>16552172

Already confirmed that all voice lines from the first will be in.


c0e558  No.16552222

>>16550049

You mean the ones that immediately cucked out and apologized afterwards?


df5f04  No.16552223

>>16552205

What about the scripts though? I wanna believe anon, but let's be real here.


dca78c  No.16552243

>>16552166

that doesn't look hygienic


ab5be9  No.16552307

>>16550642

>the second image

Is Crypto sprinting? That's an odd mechanic to add into the game since the only way in the first game to evade was use the jetpack.


2127c9  No.16552350

File: d3300ddcaf331e8⋯.jpg (34.97 KB, 366x513, 122:171, Destroy all humans chomper.jpg)

File: 553624714642482⋯.jpg (33.98 KB, 415x439, 415:439, Destroy all humans concept.jpg)

>>16550636

>>16550642

Is the second game also being remade? I remember my only complaint with DAH1 was the fact that possessing someone/disguising yourself was temporary and so you were restricted on how much you could fuck around before everything went to shit and everyone tried to kill you.

>>16552190

I know these two things were intended.

>Chomper monster

>it just sat near your space ship and you could bring it random shit to eat, then it would spit/crap out brain points

>laser on the ship would go all MGR and slice things to pieces in neat cuts

It could be done now, but I doubt they will add these things.


959984  No.16552438

>>16551213

Why does they look like Archie characters? Why do they look like they're made of clay? ASS. Wheres the J.C Leyendecker/Norman Rockwell artstyle? The deliberately soulless and dissonant façade to a black comedy of 50s America? Come the fuck on. Can we get one western remake without a design-eating shitting team of H1Bs?


03c699  No.16552474

>>16552350

Wait I thought it was DAH2 that made disguises temporary


63ad47  No.16552600

>>16552307

Looks like that one trick you could do with DAH2's jetpack where you can use it to boost yourself horizontally.


384bc7  No.16553161

>>16552125

Which is literally never the case.


3adf5f  No.16553179

File: 10f39557afc84bb⋯.gif (84.93 KB, 427x514, 427:514, Fingertap.gif)

>>16552190

I am wondering if any of the original team at Pandemic managed to get picked up by THQN to work on this at Black Forest Studios. They did scatter after the studio was scuttled so I wouldn't be surprised if THQN offered them jobs to work on it again. Looking at their webpage, they do mostly board games so to be given this must be a good test for them.


f81a7d  No.16553215

>>16549224

I was there and by the time Yandev left all you autists could do is try and dig up his past and make memes about his jew nose.

I don't think his response was appropriate but breach of privacy is not really a fun thing to do to anyone. You of all people should understand, anons.


2238cc  No.16553261

>>16553215

>breach of privacy is not really a fun thing to do to anyone

Return to reddit right away.


83afd9  No.16553302

>>16553284

Nobody here is morally conflicted about piracy. You're really bad at this.


7a9ce2  No.16553548

>>16552474

No. The holo-bob runs down your pk energy, forcing you to scan minds in order to keep up your disguise.


22a0f8  No.16553583

File: c64b0c693857337⋯.jpg (21.47 KB, 1310x103, 1310:103, dahtrailer.jpg)

File: 27015213ea0ef61⋯.jpg (3.77 KB, 239x133, 239:133, smuglain.jpg)

Oh man, all that non-stop collective bitching and whining from game journos and resetera had an incredibly powerful effect. How the hell will THQ ever recover? They may as well just file for bankruptcy and close their doors right now, it's fucking over bros. So this is the power of game journalism, they are not to be fucked with.


96f64e  No.16553595

>>16553583

Holy fuck bros, game journos totally BTFOed forever.


96f64e  No.16553645

>>16553642

That's not supporting the company, faggot.


22a0f8  No.16553674

File: ffd9f936e815692⋯.png (83.31 KB, 640x530, 64:53, smugexpression.png)

>>16553633

Your psy-op failed just as hard as your smear pieces of "journalism". THQ will continue to grow and remaster classics that shit all over your favorite walking sim garbage. Eternally butthurt.


942022  No.16553761

>>16553682

Great we get it, you are too cool. Have fun pirating and then tell us how shit the game is.

I'd really appreciate more effort into those who pirate to tell others what they experienced, but it always ends up being "it's shit" with no elaboration.


a0ce01  No.16553825

>>16548801

I really like this trailer and I don't even like Ramstein, I think is up there with Saints Row 3's trailer in how to use pop music effectively in vidya trailers.


60f6c6  No.16569854

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gameplay.

God, they're not shitting around with this pajeet finger family artstyle bullshit. Goddamn, they're ugly.


7c7800  No.16569930

>>16548801

>devil horn hand sign

>in the fifties

fuckoff nobody did that until dio made it cool with the execption of Italians trying to ward off the evil eye


610c6a  No.16569986

>>16550467

do you think it stinks in there haha it must be very embarrassing.


ab5be9  No.16589408

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16569854

Full E3 demo. OH WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS HE A FUCKING NIGGER? GODDAMN!


bc86e6  No.16589967

>>16548909

They did show gameplay though.


bb4d84  No.16590353

>>16549215

>germans

What?

>>16549610

I shit all over the designs in that game but DmC2 is not what I used. REmake 2 is a giant fucking diappointment however, even judging it as it is. If they have the redo the series this way, it's fine, but they really need to step up their game.

>>16549705

Mr. X was fucking great when he first showed up. I even enjoyed those stupid "GON GIVE IT TO YA" normalfag memes more than I should have. The problem is that he quickly becomes boring when you realize how to avoid him, and he's just more of an irritating obstacle.

>>16549746

The problem with inventory management is that you basically don't really have to do it anymore. You can hold way more than the originally game which only gave one character the option to increase their inventory by only 2 slots while the other got the SMG, or even both if you wanted to be greedy. The zapper system is non-existent now, they could have massively improved it but no it just straight up doesn't exist in REimagined 2.

>the structure is just like the original

It's very familiar I'll give you that, but it's still very off. You also lied about the damage and speed, there is a difficulty scaler so damage depends on how bad you are and speed is so fucking slow you can't even adequately dodge lickers.

>>16549808

>increased inventory

>less ammo

Former sucks, but the latter would be fine if it weren't for,

>bullet spongey

>>16549841

To be entirely fair, the first thing I heard when I was wearing my S.T.A.R.S. T-shirt one day while I was shopping was some fat soyboy bagger going "dude I"m so hyped for REmake 2, I'm glad they're doing it like RE4" so we all know what their thought process was on the game. Capcom clearly made this decision based on market value and how much more they thought they could sell.

>>16549914

I agree that it was made to appeal to RE4 faggots, but your arguments are doing any justice here because in many ways they nailed older mechanics.

>>16550006

Libertarian is actually a Liberal position and closer to the classical definition of leftist you idiot. The Right Wingers sat on the side of the kind, church, and authority during the French revolution. More burger bastardization of modern politics.


3cac5f  No.16590474

>>16550346

That's really cool. I honestly don't mind helping fund a developer I actually like. THQ is the least jew publisher around imo.


2742db  No.16590738

>>16590474

>least jew

Still jewish, pirate every game and dont give anyone your shekels


bb4d84  No.16590777

>>16590738

I agree with this, if your Shekels are spent on books, guns, and other important prep/life functions. Now I can also prove just how jewish many of these companies are, but can you show me that they are run by jews like Acti-Blizzard or Zenimax.


3cac5f  No.16590875

>>16590738

>polish

>Jews


bb4d84  No.16590902

>>16590875

THQ Nordic is an Austrian company.


d41041  No.16590997

File: 184be1cdc605d7e⋯.webm (412.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 548431.webm)

>>16548801

That's NOT Crypto. When I saw the reveal it looked like Cryptos Russian clone until I learned he spoke German. #NOtCRYpTO. They trashed Crash and now they're trashing Crypto! Unforgivable.


2742db  No.16591023

>>16590875

many polish are jews and THQ isnt even polish, CD project red and GOG are polacks

>>16590777

>buying books or guns

>not just pirating books off the internet and making your own guns

>the only jews in the gayming industry are act-blizzard or zenimax


bb4d84  No.16591069

>>16591023

OK but where and when have they acted jewish then. Also,

>not owning physical copies of books so he can read when the SHTF

>not stockpiling reliable weapons through any means

>doesn't realize not everyone has the time or money to make a quality rifle

Try not to be such a fucking fuming retard bud. Don't recommend shitty fucking 4 winds type riff raff guns or 3d printed garbage either, those are only situationally useful.


2742db  No.16591092

>>16591069

I never said they acted jewish, but that they are jewish, every game company out there right now is extremely jewish in one way or another

>He doesnt know how to print PDFs

>he stockpiles "reliable" weapons

>he thinks the only viable weapon to make is some shitty rifle

you can easily make a sten or a luty or a bolt action rifle or a pump action shotgun or explosives,etc with everyday items and some basic tools, your rifle doesnt need to be of an extremely high quality, it just needs to do its job without blowing up in your face long enough so you can kill another guy and take his gun


bb4d84  No.16591116

File: 60d0044e4b19d88⋯.jpg (9.28 KB, 214x265, 214:265, disgusting hitler.jpg)

>>16591092

How? You said they were jewish so I asked for proof, then you did this stupid thing where you implied that I said only two companies are jewish when I was only using them as verifiable examples of actual jews running the show. Next I asked you if they had acted like jews, so HOW?!

>he thinks everyone has the money to blow on that much ink

>he calls others jews while adovcating piracy of quality red pilled literature

>haha ur dumb for excercising your 2nd amendment rights

Gas yourself you spoiled tryhard sheltered faggot.


2742db  No.16591191

>>16591116

every big game company is jewish, just because THQ did an AMA and cucked out right after doesnt make them any less jewish

>muh ink

just print the most important shit you need

>le red pilled kikerature

name a few books worth buying

>muh 2A

yeah, real great not being able to have full autos, silencers, SBRs, AOWs,etc without a cuckstamp, I'll stick with making concealable weapons that use the most common ammo available

>American calling anyone else a spoiled tryhard sheltered faggot

Hows that mutilated jew penis working out for you?


bb4d84  No.16591283

File: 25014a856ba3161⋯.png (49.66 KB, 224x346, 112:173, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d0abb865b3de010⋯.png (54.53 KB, 718x648, 359:324, 2265ce880.png)

>>16591191

Mein Kampf (Stalag Edition obviously), Gottfried Feder's books on National Socialism, Financial Slavery, and the NSDAP party program to name a few…

>kikerature

You know damn well I am not talking about Kosher literature, you're just being a disingenuous faggot.

>The Myth of German Villainy by Benton L. Bradberry

>Day of the Rope by Devon Stack

>The Innocence of Kaiser Wilhelm II by Christina Croft

>The Culture of Critique by Kevin B. MacDonald

Just to name some modern examples with living authors so you can't use the cop-out excuse of a resell.

>durr if you buy guns than you are incapable of downloading one many PDFs off of /pol/ threads that provide instructions for the construction of new weapons

I have all the PDFs, because I can't afford all of these books, and some aren't for sale. I am pragmatic to know what would be useful at what time or not. A makeshift weapon might last long enough to kill someone, but it still will not last very long. There are advantages and disadvantages.

>muh dick

>implying I'm circumcised

Wow, it's a stupid nigger! Who would have guessed? ;^)

You still haven't proved that THQ is jewish by the way. Stellar fucking arguments.


2742db  No.16591350

>>16591283

already have mein kampf on PDF and an identification guide for jewish books. reading any of the shit you posted is unnecessary because I already know what nationalsocialism is, I dont need some fags opinion piece on something Im well aware of. millitary manuals and lexicons are much more usefull.

>durr if you buy guns than you are incapable of downloading one many PDFs off of /pol/ threads that provide instructions for the construction of new weapons

Being so mad you start to make shit up? please quote where I said that

>A makeshift weapon might last long enough to kill someone, but it still will not last very long.

thats the whole point, you use it to kill people with much better equipment so you can steal their equipment and put it to your own use

>gets butthurt over being mutilated by the local rabbi

lel

>You still haven't proved that THQ is jewish by the way

I dont have to


bb4d84  No.16591420

>>16591350

>didn't read post

>assumes it's all about national socialism

>doesn't actually own mein kampf

Hahaha, imagine being so jewish you justify stealing Hitler's book!

>Being so mad you start to make shit up? please quote where I said that

You implied it by making an unnecessary stink about buying guns like some ResetEra goon, in fact the more you post the more I assume you're just false flagging and shitting up the thread.

>so you can steal their equipment and put it to your own use

But I have my own equipment, more than enough to deal with one edgy boy with a pipe gun. Any makeshift weaponry would be highly situational.

>more cock focused projection

What country are you from so I can laugh at your projection. Unless it's Iceland you can fuck right off.

>I don't have to back my claims with facts

Imagine having a total inability to form a cohesive argument to support the shit you say. This is my last reply to you, I won't contribute to your obvious attempt to derail the thread anymore.


2742db  No.16591428

>>16591420

Are you done?


38db97  No.16592091

File: c66ff615fd5642e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 349.45 KB, 1852x1076, 463:269, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGE….jpg)

>>16589408

Look he's a nigger.


77d014  No.16594577

>>16592091

>They blacked the Barney Fife impersonation from the original game

Actually had to dig out my xbox just to see for myself, but what in the fuck. It doesn't even make sense now, Glow in the Dark COPs sure as fuck didn't exist in 1950's American South.


101dc6  No.16594735

>>16552166

>oh it's one of those haha hey guys found an alien!!! videos

>he gets his dick out

Alright then. Not what I expected at all.


5132ee  No.16594808

File: 4e205c55fd1a00f⋯.jpg (46.88 KB, 770x366, 385:183, 796.JPG)


60b088  No.16594852

>>16552204

>nu-doom

>Street Fighter V

>nu-tomb rider

>monster hunter world

>Resident Evil 5

>Warframe

>Mortal Kombat X

Those games not hated enough.


fd70fc  No.16594876

>>16569930

What about Aliens, did they exist in the fifties?


2b1e07  No.16594903

>>16594852

warframe only really became unbearable shit after most people got bored of it and stopped playing.

complaining about warframe now is like digging up your grandmothers grave and then telling her she smells bad and needs to take a shower.


2742db  No.16594917

>>16592091

>turning random white character into a nigger

They gotta stop doing this




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