920a92 No.16536408
https://archive.fo/Fzw56
Watch_Dogs Legion is set in a near-future, dystopian version of London. It's a post-Brexit world in which society, politics and technology have changed and altered London's fortunes.
We swear, this will not be a politically-slanted narrative, goyim!
b0fe66 No.16536412
969631 No.16536418
>>16536408
Called it a couple of days ago.
They're going to spin the paki rape gangs and the HWNDU in a way that advantages their side of the political spectrum.
16c23a No.16536423
22b0de No.16536430
Why do they even bother? Nobody wanted the first game, nobody wanted the second game, what makes them think anyone wants a third bland GTA clone?
690b0a No.16536440
>>16536430
Ubisoft's MO seems to be just making forgettable middle of the road titles for the sole purpose of pushing propaganda. How people enjoy anything they've produced in the past decade is still a mystery to me.
cb9fee No.16536445
>>16536440
>>16536430
They intentionally make terrible crap that doesn't turn a big enough profit to have a good enough reason to get government grants. I hope you don't honestly believe subsidies go to companies that actually do exceptionally.
cd82a4 No.16536452
29e59c No.16536459
>>16536440
>>16536412
>>16536408
Ubisoft got bought by Tencent, there is a chance that's where the "we won't be political from now on" on the Ghost Recon thing came from, so upper management might fumigate the insane leftists within their ranks to please their bugmen masters.
cb9fee No.16536462
>>16536459
The exact opposite is going to happen. They're going to go more insane than ever because all Tencent wants is to demolish all potential competition.
1ee6d9 No.16536463
>wahh Brexit will be the death of London
>not mass immigration or the arrest of citizens for dumb shit
I remember a trailer for some 2D indie game that had a similar concept. The devs hid the like/dislike bar pretty quickly because of the flak it got.
14e516 No.16536468
OI! WHERE'S YOUR HACKING LOICENSE?
Calling it now, there will be a "milkshake" mission and a Drumpf Balloon mission.
59aea2 No.16536470
>>16536408
> is set in a near-future, dystopian version of London. It's a post-Brexit world in which society, politics and technology have changed and altered London's fortunes.
Thats a long winded way of just saying modern day London.It'll be mildly interesting to see how they avoid shitting on leftism I guess.
b8996e No.16536471
>watch dogs
<massive disappointment, flops
>watch dogs 2
<ridiculed long before release, flops
>watch dogs 3
< :^)
969631 No.16536472
>>16536463
The last night.
He got shat on by some whores because he said gamergate wasn't an harrasment campaign. He cucked a couple of days later but it changed nothing.
969631 No.16536477
>>16536468
It's going to be something based on HWNDU.
6ee04f No.16536484
I didn't know there was a Watch Dogs 2.
920a92 No.16536485
>>16536477
>HWNDU
>Anons in a massive coordinated effort managed to find a flag based on camera footage pointed only at said flag with only the sky behind it. It could have been anywhere in the country. They identified weather and flight patterns accordingly.
>They found it in 17 hours
I'll be honest, anon, a mission like that would sound AMAZING.
1ee6d9 No.16536488
>>16536472
I was actually thinking of Not Tonight. Looks like they re-uploaded the vid or re-enabled the bar. 278/67 at the moment.
342a2e No.16536489
So the leftist idea of Drumpfh is the bad guy again?
16c23a No.16536491
>>16536485
watching the whole thing go down was amazing, they managed to do it better and better each time
b8996e No.16536494
>>16536489
that was the second one. Third will be about how not being EU federationalist means you're a nazi and how leaving EU causes your country to turn into a dystopia
cb9fee No.16536498
>>16536489
It'll be not-Teresa May.
969631 No.16536499
>>16536485
It's probably going to be based around the season 4 of HWNDU where two guys parkour'd their way onto the museum's roof, and they'll make it fit THEIR narrative.
>>16536488
I've never heard of that game, sorry.
b8996e No.16536504
>>16536498
theresa may resigned
969631 No.16536508
>>16536504
Because of the nazi anti E.U. patriarchy.
59aea2 No.16536510
>>16536489
In game screen shot got leaked aswell.
f61d0e No.16536513
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16536408
>Make a anti-Brexit game when most British people hate London at this point
Might as well make a anti-NRA game set in Seattle.
cb9fee No.16536515
>>16536504
No doubt a plot devised by the Templars.
f61d0e No.16536527
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16536515
>not lights out Edison
f08360 No.16536531
>>16536515
I don't get why /v/ gets mad about that pic, it just exemplifies how fun the historical fiction world of asscreed could've been had a better studio made it
f5a243 No.16536532
>>16536408
There are faggots in the replies that are actually happy there's going to be another one of these shit games.
>>16536498
>It'll be not-Teresa May
No, it's going to be Nigel Farage.
147043 No.16536537
>>16536515
I know they played coy with AC and W_D existing in the same universe, but did they ever expand upon that?
1ee6d9 No.16536543
>>16536488
Actually, no, the vid's still there with the bar disabled. It was a newer video from them I was looking at. Sage for making 2 posts about this.
788f20 No.16536550
Archive of the Amazon page.
https://archive.fo/fLBSa
cb9fee No.16536557
>>16536531
>I don't get
<immediately gets it
f08360 No.16536558
>>16536557
It always gets posted to mock it though. I even remember the thread it was capped in, everyone called it stupid.
862c46 No.16536560
>>16536531
The AC quote of Marx compared to the real Marx is better.
cb9fee No.16536565
>>16536558
So you're just pretending to be stupid then.
f3284a No.16536566
Jesus Christ, I bet we're going to be the counter Nazi hackers in the game.
8cc870 No.16536575
>>16536470
I mean, as far as I know it's illegal in burgerland now too without filling out all the jewish FDA paperwork, so.
16c23a No.16536576
857a44 No.16536591
>>16536576
Sadly there isn't any more sexy Marx. T.Drawfag who drew it
daffa7 No.16536597
My brain got watch dog mixed up with sleeping dogs and now I'm sad
16c23a No.16536607
>>16536591
yeah and I nuked all of 4/g/ every day for 3 days straight before I got fired
t. former jani
8cbd27 No.16536611
>Watch_Dogs
<terrible game that disappointed many
>Watch_Dogs 2
<"They made a second one?"
>yeah let's make Watch_Dogs 3
>really dial into the political aspect too, that always works
At this point I'm convinced the franchise is a tax write-off.
314aee No.16536616
>>16536408
Watch Dogs games were just throw away fun games for me. I was never attached to any of the characters and its clear they have no grasp on actual hacking with their second attempt. It should have been a more immersive world with more dark humour but realistic stories. You could never have a full group of hackers and make a believable story. They should have created faceless hackers who are similar but different to show different aspects of hacking and its impact globally with possibly something like gta v's switch in the main open world but character specific missions. I know this will never be the case and its become ubisofts propaganda piece which is a shame. There was tonnes of potential in the first game but they didn't realise it.
The leak is probably a way of generating hype but as >>16536452 put it nobody fucking cares. Its a dead and just shit franchise that never was. They cant bring it back because it never became anything good.
With the tone of the last game and what they did >>16536418 you're most likely right. If its the case anon you get to throw the first apple Ibomb at ubisoft.
7a7c89 No.16536644
>>16536611
The only appeal to Watch_Dogs is that /pol/ webm made years ago where he targeted degenerates using the profiling system.
439bdd No.16536653
On one hand this is modern goobisoft and they probably will fuck it up, but on the other they do show some sights of understanding that going woke is more damaging to them than having some checkmarks ree on twitter talk what you want about it but WD2 is far, far from pozzed as well as their latest games in general(new shitcry goes far enough to make dindus the objectively bad guys)
I really am not sure.
It's still gonna be AAA drivel, but it might be half-decent in the end. Probably not. Probably just the same pseudoRPG sandbox trash.
868035 No.16536659
>>16536462
>>16536459
You're both pretty close. As long as an IP doesn't piss off the Chinese government and churns a profit, they don't give a shit what it is.
cb9fee No.16536660
>>16536659
No. They literally ban shit on a whim to sabotage foreign companies, or do you actually think they cared that WoW and Diablo had skeletons?
6ee04f No.16536678
>>16536468
Milkshake attacks are a rather recent thing, so depending on how far along it may not be in there. It'll be DLC
>>16536653
>latest ubisoft games
>not pozzed
bf30a8 No.16536684
>>16536408
>dystopian version of London
Sadiq Khan "resisted" the greatness Brexit brings and kept London a shithole.
95e0ac No.16536687
>>16536408
I actually gagged reading that.
439bdd No.16536689
>>16536678
Sorry for being slightly cosmopolitan and not recoiling at the mere thought of playing as a nigger/arab/insert whatever here, but I don't see anything that's actually actively bullshit poz in them.
920a92 No.16536693
>>16536678
Considering police actually ordered a damn McDonald's to stop serving milkshakes when Farage was around, the government could very well ban the game if it does something like that. Or perhaps that's just wishful thinking.
5c479a No.16536704
>>16536408
So no changes from reality.
>>16536644
Does anyone happen to have that? I swear I did but I must not have saved it.
cb9fee No.16536708
>>16536653
>>16536689
You aren't fooling anyone.
691a39 No.16536711
>>16536691
Brexit hasnt even happened yet.
7fbe53 No.16536714
>>16536408
>dystopian version of London
There's a non-dystopian version?
520c3f No.16536717
>mission where you have to stop the police from framing a peaceful group of muslims who are being accused of grooming underage white girls for sex
>mission where a white girl is pregnant with a black baby and you have to hack into social media and change the baby to white or something
>mission where you uncover some right wing troll and he's 400lbs and lives with his mom
>mission where the police are framing blacks/pakis and you bust them out of jail
>enemies are all white dudes
>you play as some nigger kid
>all your allies are shitskins, one is trans, one is in a wheelchair, most have dyed hair
Never played a watch dogs game in my life, how close am I?
34b416 No.16536721
>Legion
>Post-Brexit
They already went full poz in 2, are they just going to have the ugly hambeast from 2 as every single character now? Anyone know how mucn 1 and 2 made? I was always under the impression that the Watchdog series was always just breaking even.
251f49 No.16536726
i liked watch dogs 2 i played almost 100% of the game with no guns. it felt like a really good puzzle game ontop of GTA. using drones and hacking to get things done.
147043 No.16536742
>>16536710
>Canadians get the bullet
d49d5d No.16536745
<<16536726
Yes, fellow gamer, let's buy the new game, it will be just as fun!
Posting random image, hopefully not gay shit
127751 No.16536747
>>16536408
>Buying any Post-2013 vidya made by Jewbisoft
868035 No.16536751
>>16536660
I don't doubt that Tencent wants to be on the top of the industry food chain. They'll do everything they can to get there. However, Tencent isn't going to put up with a publisher or dev they own a stake in pozzing an IP if said poz is going to hurt their profit margin or attract unwanted attention from Chairman Pooh.
20fab7 No.16536753
>>16536721
1 sold well because of the Next Gen meme as it was one of the first AAAshits to come out for it.
2 sold like shit, I have no idea how they're making a new one, they canned IPs for less.
f08360 No.16536756
>>16536753
I imagine that the ubisoft sandbox is the only thing 90% of their staff knows how to make anymore.
172a6c No.16536758
>>16536717
Given Watch Dogs 2, you're really close. Only thing I might change is
>you play as some nigger kid
to
>you play as a muslim girl with a headscarf.
I think this is going to be the year for muslims as a result of Christchurch.
20fab7 No.16536762
>>16536747
I think OP made the thread because some anon here leaked it first, and the subject matter.
Unless we're talking about the retarded Siege niggers or Wildlands dicksniffers no one here is dumb enough to buy modern Ubishit.
34b416 No.16536763
>>16536756
Then wouldn't it make more sense to just keep making asscreed games for dosh? Maybe they feel they need (((modern))) era games or the niggers won't buy.
20fab7 No.16536766
>>16536756
No anon, they also have the Division now!
That's not a Ubisoft Open World sandbox at all!
it's even worse
868035 No.16536769
>>16536756
This. They're probably still working on the next universe they can drape over their open-world action code base.
cb9fee No.16536770
>>16536763
Modern game development studios are just adult daycares. Some team of faggots wanted to make a fuck whitey game and daddy Ubi said okay because they know it'll put them just enough in the red to qualify for more grants.
147043 No.16536790
>>16536756
You do realize that EVERY other Ubisoft game comes out of Canada, right?
6ee04f No.16536832
>>16536689
>slightly cosmopolitan
>>/cuckchan/
Anyway, rewriting history to say we wuz kangs and putting in homosexuals is definitely pozzed. As is playing a non-white male since devs/pubs are doing that purely for progressivism
e808e2 No.16536908
>>16536408
>near-future, dystopian version of London
What's "near-future" about a dystopian London?
cd7702 No.16536926
>>16536408
>>16536412
Do you think that we'll get a not-Sargon in the game?
3c31ac No.16536935
>>16536430
>what makes them think anyone wants a third bland GTA clone?
Because 3rd time's the charm? Then when it fails they can bundle all 3 together and sell it a trilogy?
>>16536498
>>16536532
Make it a combo of Farage and Thatcher.
>>16536684
Remember that terrorism is just part and parcel of living in a large city.
8cbd27 No.16536943
>>16536644
>the only good feature from Watch underscore Dogs is profiling people
as progressive as it gets.
72d5fd No.16536947
>>16536908
Wanna bet the game's dystopian London ends up being nicer than current day London?
cb9fee No.16536953
>>16536947
It certainly won't smell as bad.
73a92e No.16536955
>>16536576
I have these saved, so there are more than just that one image.
e808e2 No.16536958
>>16536947
It could be a burned out hole in the ground and it would still be better then current day London just by the virtue it doesn't have any muslims.
40bd43 No.16536975
There was a Watch Dogs 2?
9fb0dd No.16537203
>>16536926
That would be fucking hilarious.
9fb0dd No.16537213
>>16536430
Ubisoft are very tactical with their games, Assassins Creed is an objectively shit series, the first game was shit, every following game was shit, the IP has no value, when Ubisoft made the first game they made it without a plan for a break even, they made that game expecting it to fail financially no matter what, their plan was to market the game retarded, and even if they sold 5 million units still lose money, but once the series was established they would make major bank with far smaller advertising campaigns that relied on the knowledge of the brand. This plan worked, this plan was extremely successful, this plan is now copied by every major publisher in the west, and only Square-Enix in Japan.
0a6095 No.16537214
>>16536653
>but on the other they do show some sights of understanding that going woke is more damaging to them than having some checkmarks ree on twitter
How have they showed this? This is just not true at all. Them sometimes saying "y-yeah guys, this isn't political" doesn't change their actions f clear poz.
9d94fb No.16537289
>>16536430
>>16536440
>>16536445
>>16536691
>>16536935
>>16536958
Ubisoft and Bioware receive substantial government grants to fund their shitty propaganda "games"
a9f4f3 No.16537305
>>16536975
Yeah, remember it was that really cringey one with trannies and bad Max Headroom references and took place in San Fagsisco
39866a No.16537339
The only thing I even remember about this series was the faggot in the mask who got a bunch of gay porn.
e14ba6 No.16537346
>>16537214
>How have they showed this?
The Division 2 was actually strangely (for Ubisoft anyway) in the political middle, and they even took heat from the (((press))) for having the audacity to include a mission where you rescue the President
>game takes place in the seat of American government
>you have a mission to re-staff the White House and liberate the city from the various gangs who have taken over
>the president mission has you rescue a president who looks nothing like Trump, is not named Trump, and who says virtually nothing, at all
>press flips out, "It's 2019 and Trump is president of America! Therefore a mission in a videogame where you rescue a president is support for this president who we don't like!"
Game still sucked but there's that, at least
cb72b5 No.16537347
>>16536955
Oh hey i once knew the guy who made that.
15415e No.16537349
>>16537339
They tried to make him look like an edgy badass but they made him look like a cute fuckboy instead.
f14248 No.16537351
>>16536408
There's a Watch Dogs 2 ??
39866a No.16537356
>>16537351
Yes, it got the attention of fujoshits because they thought one of the characters was cute.
179ee2 No.16537366
>>16537339
Anybody who exudes that much edge is obviously compensating for their desire to be cuddled and called a good boy.
post his porn faggot
39866a No.16537375
>>16537366
>post his porn faggot
Most of it ships him with a black dude, so no.
868a31 No.16537380
>>16536550
The game will be shit, but I've got to wonder how
>Play as anyone, Every individual you meet in the open world, has a full set of animations, voice over, character traits and visuals that are generated & guided by gameplay systems
works in story. I'm pretty sure the actual mechanics is just going to be a character generator set to random, with maybe a few constraints. Is everyone going to have mind control chips you hijack? Are you recruiting for a gang from random NPCs Peace Walker style (which is actually something that would be cool in a good GTA-like)?
179ee2 No.16537383
>>16537366
>Most of it ships him with a black dude
Just when I thought I might for once appreciate the efforts of fujoshis, they go ahead and disappoint me in a different way.
179ee2 No.16537389
>>16537383
>replied to myself like a fucking idiot
Meant for >>16537375
998f0d No.16537492
>>16537389
We already know you're a fucking queer, you don't need to be redundant.
39866a No.16537498
>>16537432
It's funny how they made Karl Marx some message of peace when he advocated for genocide
5e31c5 No.16537552
I still don't get why lefties are so butthurt about brexit. Leaving the EU won't magically turn britbongistan into some sort of white nationalist neo-fascist state. They're too historically kiked for that.
0f4be8 No.16537560
>>16536408
>Legion
>we are legion
dude epic chan reference lmao pre-ordered
a32f33 No.16537660
>>16536470
>Tower Hamlets
>most non-white and muslim part of all of England never mind just London
>wildly corrupt council because they all vote for who the oldest male in the family tells them to
>picture clearly shows it was a white girl targeted for this excessive enforcement
Really makes you think. In Tower Hamlets it's Bangladeshis rather than pakis in this particular case but same difference other than the fact they hate each other.
9842b3 No.16537681
>>16536408
<poz dogs
<"""""""leak"""""""
fucc off shill
>>16536660
ackshully the chinks have a law banning depictions of things they deem to be a threat to their nation, including tiananmen square, skeletons, and winnie the pooh. if they don't comply with the law they will be execute
>>16536684
>>16536935
<saddick khunt
heard him whining about blumpf the other day, i hope he gets bombed by one of his fellow mudmen of peace
>>16537432
>first pic
least they had the decency to admit they're lying about it. just wait until the near future where they lie about it and pretend it was true all along.
>>16536470
jfc that cuntry is such a hellhole, let it burn to the ground already
827d78 No.16537703
>>16536489
He was already in WD2. The irony is that they wrote him as a politician who worked with big tech to win the election.
39866a No.16537706
>>16537703
Thruss sounds like thrussy
a32f33 No.16537751
>>16536471
>flops
The first game made plenty of money which is all they care about. Pretty sure 2 was less successful but I don't know off hand if it was still profitable or not. I'm guessing it wasn't but they're hoping to turn the series around by tapping into the anti-Brexit media craze. Obviously that won't work since young + white + male is both one of the main pro-Brexit demographics and the main vidya market but Ubisoft are fucking dumb.
f61d0e No.16537760
>>16537432
Ironically. Ubisoft thought the fat tranny was gonna be the new Vaas
cbc4e7 No.16537762
>>16536889
>In Canada you didnt need the law
>In Pakistan you didnt need the law
Heh. Subtle.
a7e022 No.16537778
>>16537432
The PoP remake doesn't deserve to be there.
8300b9 No.16537781
>Didn't realize anybody actually bought Watch Dogs 2
>Look up sales
>PS4 version sold almost 2 million copies across Europe
>More than every other place combined
Guess that's why they're focused on London. Apparently Euros love that poz.
>>16537432
It never ceases to amaze me at how much effort they spent making characters that look like absolute shit.
>>16536575
>>16536889
Nah, that's just Jew York and a few of the nigger-dense cities. It's not a federal or state thing, but some bored city council members trying to find something to do.
a32f33 No.16537791
>>16536935
>Make it a combo of Farage and Thatcher.
Most likely a not-may as the weak-willed puppet leader for an evil behind the scenes not-farage.
f30816 No.16537801
How exactly is it that nearly 4 years after the fact Donald Trump is still getting all these people globally assmad?
>go to europe last year for a seminar
>literally first time out of my country, ever
>get to my accomodation
>roomate's an American, he's leaving the next day
>start a conversation, seems like a nice guy
>5 minutes in he's talking about Trump and the US' refusal to have trannies in their army
>all I can do is stuff my face and nod because I wouldn't want to touch this conversation with an intercontinental ballistic missile
It amazes me how this one guy gets so many people asshurt. What has he done to the US as president to cause this?
39866a No.16537804
>>16537786
VGCharts literally just make up their stats if a game's sales figures aren't public, sorry bud
820eb7 No.16537813
>>16537801
A lot of people seem to incorrectly conflate their dislike of him as a person as him as a leader. Also add to this the media constantly reinforcing this idea in people's heads means they just think they must be right even with the constant cognitive dissonance hitting them in the face.
22b0de No.16537824
>>16537552
Because it's a spanner in the works of their Jewish masters. Leftists do not have any opinions of their own, it's how they are able to hold all the conflicting ideas and opinions they sprout.
>>16537703
>The irony is that they wrote him as a politician who worked with big tech to win the election.
Leftists always project their own crimes and failures on their opponents. It was true for the Holocaust, it's true for everything else they say.
>>16537781
2 million copies is peanuts compared to what it likely cost them to develop/market the game. It's obvious making money is not Ubisoft's priority.
29e59c No.16537888
>>16536462
>>16536660
You're the one that is insane.
Tencent IS first, by a fucking mile.
Tencent is in the same league as Google/Amazon/Apple.
EA Ubi and what not are cute little pets from where they're sitting.
It's why they can do the whole "come exclusively to epic store and we will give the same amount of money as if you actually sold video games in cash right now" because it's pocket change on their advertisement budget for them.
Tencent has more revenue that ALL the others rolled together.
29e59c No.16537892
>>16537552
It's their "orange man bad". It's even more insane when Corbyn and a shitload of the left largely agree that the EU isn't a fucking problem.
b3100f No.16537911
>>16536430
It's more jew propaganda than a game series.
3788b6 No.16537941
>>16536430
Ubisoft has a very unique marketing strategy that lets their shitty games make profits aside from the dlc. They release a game at full price and then quarter the price every three months or so. This means that most uninformed gamers see the 20 dollar price tag for a somewhat new release and they say why not give it a go. This also cuts used sales down as well as people prefer a new copy over used. It is a really good strategy, especially when Rockstar waits a few years for a reduction of their best sellers because their supply in really in demand. Ubisoft games are like a fat prostitute with a heart of gold and an ass of aids. You should never buy games that are made by scummy devs and/or marxists or historical revisionists, if you do, buy used.
691a39 No.16537954
>>16537888
The takeover of the western market is only a side-project for them, they rake bazzingillion from their fellow bugmen.
cb72b5 No.16537957
Wasn't the first game broken as fuck? did they ever fix it?
248c18 No.16537977
>>16536691
We haven't left the EU, you spaz. You're right though that we won't immediately become baste having left the EU (if we ever do). The last gasp of the jewish world order is represented by trump/farage's thatcherite economics and anti "sjw" rhetoric (which is just just as deracinating and dehumanising as the other branch of the establishment).
6756a5 No.16537979
>>16536678
>>16536468
>>16536693
Jesus christ. So muslims are throwing acid at british women and Brits are tossing milkshakes at the only people trying to stop the fucking mudshits? The empire is FUCKED.
5efd1a No.16537983
this website is so shit nothing loads
a7e022 No.16537989
>>16537983
Thank Brandon for that. It always had slowdowns but after Christchurch it became even fucking worse.
827d78 No.16537990
>>16536468
A milkshake mission could be fun if the target is a parody of the Stepfather.
ead7f6 No.16538015
>>16537990
>target is a parody of the Stepfather.
How do you parody a parody?
adf510 No.16538033
>post-brexit
>dystopia
I wonder what dystopia is to them. Is it not having a horde of muslim rapefugees? A mostly white environment with little to no trannies or faggots? Will this London be the opposite of Watch Dogs 2's San Francisco?
ead7f6 No.16538041
>>16538033
>Is it not having a horde of muslim rapefugees?
Pakis don't come from europe, farage is a civcuck who wants baste niggers and street shitters from colonies but EU is keeping them down.
They should leave EU regardless to weaken its structures.
248c18 No.16538051
>>16538041
Tbf pakis do come from europe inasmuch as germany's leaders and the leaders of the EU bring them in, and they enjoy free movement. Most wogs in germany entered Europe through Italy. You're right about Farage though - at least his public image. I get the feeling that, if he were being honest, he would rather the wogs weren't all coming here.
cb9fee No.16538072
>>16537888
Literally nothing you've posted goes against what I've said. Do you honestly think Google, Amazon and Apple don't also have a long history of anti-competitive practices? Do you really think when a company gets that big and becomes embedded into the nation's government that it actually gets less scummy? Do you just post random shit that has no bearing on what the fuck I'm even trying to say? Do you even understand English at all?
80b33e No.16538084
>>16536470
>oi m8, which guild are you a member of to sell that lemonade
>that'll be ten pounds or we could cut your fingers off, our gracious king gives you a choice
t's not any different from the monarchy. I'm convinced Britons can't live without heavy handed rule at this point. All the ones who could left for America.
868a31 No.16538186
>>16537703
And it's clear that they just didn't care about understanding bay area politics since there hasn't been an actual competitive election out of there in decades.
2450ae No.16538219
>>16538033
It's not even an original idea. A sort of papers please clone a year ago also imagined that the moment brexit happened that we would see right-wing death squads marching the streets and dealing with migrants like every nationalism propaganda they have in their heads. The fact leaving the EU scares so many in media and government should be telling as to how important it is for other nations to do so.
195db4 No.16538323
>>16536717
>>you play as some nigger kid
>>all your allies are shitskins, one is trans, one is in a wheelchair, most have dyed hair
>>mission where you uncover some right wing troll and he's 400lbs and lives with his mom
>>enemies are all white dudes
That's Watchdogs 2 ,you play as a nigger ,enemies are scientology ,russian gangs,one typical nigger gang and one chinesse gangs you stop from smuggling ,you have a trans politician who oved you a favor because you scraped his sex tape or something,there is one mission with a typical basement fatass (can't remember what he did)
Other than that the game plays like someone just watched the Anonymous video ,and if you approach it as 4Chan fights the world,scientology pranks it can be fun,Best part for me was the music I found in the game
Pirated of course
321b10 No.16538336
>>16536430
My guess is that they have special interests funding these types of games as a form of propaganda. The summary of the game sounds like it's some sort of liberal fantasy about how the conservatives won and destroyed the world and it's up to a diverse team of communists to save Britain.
I think AAA video games are heading in a direction like journalism, where it's more profitable to get paid to create propaganda than it is to sell a product or get people to view ads. Granted they'll still sell products and display ads, but the revenue will shift more to
>I'll pay you $10 million to make a game that teaches others my political views
195db4 No.16538337
>>16537339
And he was shy about his face,there is a scene where "the bad guy" takes his mask of and the dude has a big jewish nose
cb9fee No.16538493
>>16538336
Profitability won't even be, and hasn't been in many cases, a factor. If anything they want shit to get devalued as quickly as possible so private investors can swoop in and move as many assets cheaply. Remember when the New York Times was bought for a dollar?
24dd5e No.16538527
>>16538013
did they have that same system in the 2nd game?
a946da No.16538544
>>16536408
>post-Brexit
The UK isn't leaving the EU.
>niggers everywhere
>dune coons everywhere
>feminists everywhere
>faggots and trannies everywhere
>no whites anywhere in London
>you play as a gay tranny nigger muslim feminist
>your job is to kill the evil white mayor
Why do we care?
413e79 No.16538567
>>16538041
>Pakis don't come from europe
Actually they do. One of the big points of brexit was that, despite not being a part of the schengen agreement, Britain still had to allow a certain amount of entry from the EU, so while they can deny as much as they like from their own borders, the EU lets them in so they can spread to Britain. That's why, despite lowering immigration direct to Britain, immigration has actually risen under the conservatives.
0e7009 No.16538653
>>16537989
At this point I just assume that every alphabet agency under the sun and several that hide in the shadows are scraping data from this website 24/7 and putting it under crazy load.
80923e No.16538711
>>16538653
Agent Johnson's gonna have a field day sifting through six gorillion Squilliams, I imagine.
5241b5 No.16538911
>>16536653
>WD2 isn't pozd!!!
T. Marketer
I actually played that awful game and it's pozd beyond belief. Here's some of what I remember
>game takes place in san fran and plays it up like the cultural mecca of the entire planet. Conveniently they left the hobos shooting up heroine and shit littered streets out.
>mc is a black/mexican goblino recruited by a super l33t meme haxor group, most of which aren't white and the only white male is gay
>groups main rival is a super obese tumblr dyke that gets the better of you at every opportunity
>there's a mission to stop the truth about a trannies identity coming out that they are male to female. Somehow no one picked up on this despite the creature looking like Frankensteins monster
>main bad guy is a Republican mayoral candidate
That's all I remember off the top of my head. The game was extremely forgettable and felt like it was only made to virtue signal.
f61d0e No.16539968
>>16537781
Same with EA Star Wars games. They flop everywhere but the UK.
f61d0e No.16539985
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16538911
>>main bad guy is a Republican mayoral candidate
That had to be the most retarded thing about watch cucks 2. San Francisco’s police department has a history of investigating registered Republicans for hate speech/crimes.
bf3be4 No.16540023
>>16539406
>Straight people are taking over our cities
39866a No.16540032
>>16539406
At first I thought "maybe they're referring to 'straight' as in people who don't do drugs, like what the term used to mean in the 70's"
Then he said she needed to turn somebody gay.
Jesus fuck
95e0ac No.16540039
>>16539960
I bet all my fellow gaymers are #HYPE!
cb72b5 No.16540043
>>16540039
NPC huh, so they're embracing it.
53d0a1 No.16540050
>>16539406
>Video doesn't end with the player killing the person on the phone
What a shame
95e0ac No.16540055
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16536537
Yes but not really. AssCreed exists in the universe, but as the video game series. There's a mission in the game where you can break into a Ubisoft studio.
53d0a1 No.16540060
>>16539960
>God save the NPCs
I can't wait, oh man the poz is going to be LEGENDARY
a082cb No.16540960
>>16540039
If only they'd leave out the poz and go back to the first game's style. The first one was actually pretty fun.
c776d8 No.16540984
>>16540060
what if it goes hard down the middle and they represent everyone? So you get full /pol/ and full /leftypol/ too.
what if lolcow is in the list
8677a1 No.16541088
>>16538033
Brexit wont stop shitskins from coming here, niggers and shitskins have been coming over since forever, mostly right after ww2 to take jobs because so much people died, brexit will actually make more shitskins come in because bongs love indians and other former colonies and hate slavs like polish more. Most people can still sneak into the UK anyway through ireland since there is no border and you dont need an passport to travel from one part of the UK to another
998f0d No.16541530
>>16540039
If you can play as them then they aren't Non Playable Characters, supreme dumbfucks.
feeaa9 No.16541808
>>16537347
i still know him
he's a fag
cb9fee No.16541813
>>16541530
Maybe there is no gameplay?
ad37ef No.16541819
>>16539406
How horrifying.
feeaa9 No.16541829
Can anyone else not load images/webms?
827d78 No.16541959
>>16539406
I'm glad someone saved my webm.
426133 No.16542698
>>16537781
>Apparently Euros love that poz.
Anon, Yuropoors and bongs in particular have long since abandoned their humanity. They won't just take the poz. They'll gobble it up and savor it like the most degenerate porn that they produce.
That being said, this game looks so pathetic it's not worthy of a thread.
cb9fee No.16542801
>>16542698
I don't think it even matters if they like it or not. Ubisoft pretty much has a monopoly on AAA shit over there aside from FIFA so it's not like they have a choice. They could just stop buying shit but you know that's not an option on the table.
29ca6a No.16543137
bdbf55 No.16543180
>>16536955
>Let's instill communism, Kirby!
Reminder that Marx isnt his actual name, its what the localizers came up with because they thought his original name didnt sound evil enough.
It's Mark
cb9fee No.16543320
>>16543180
No wonder he gets along with pink blob who eats too much cake in the end.
9e9207 No.16543782
>tfw I liked WD2
>even prefer it over GTA5 on a pure gameplay perspective
Causing gang wars and have my target be "accidentally" killed from the crossfire was a lot of fun. Sadly everything outside of that was pure shit.
51d0e9 No.16543803
>>16543782
get the fuck out of here you mouthbreathing casual faggot
cdb4f5 No.16544045
>>16536540
FGO made me think "Who is so important but too much a dick to even qualify as a Anti-hero?".
>Karl Marx, a wraith that embodies all of the evils of Marxism.
<Avenger, Chaotic Evil
>The real Karl Marx has yet to become a net positive to the world and people's worship of him prevents him from being a cautionary tale. Thus he can benefit the world by being the embodiment of evil, a modern devil.
>His NP is type mass mind-control and he has a tendency to mind control his masters directly after summoning.
0a6095 No.16544083
>>16543177
is that Daisy? Would love a full picture
a82174 No.16544526
>>16536691
You say that as if the UK wasn't the way it was before joining the EU. Porn licenses, disarmed police, knife laws, all of that came to be in the UK regardless of the EU, and a lot of it existed before the EU. In fact a lot of the bizarre hate speech laws which were implemented in other EU member states were lobbied for by the UK. The relatively ease of access to firearms in certain countries like the nordic ones, czech republic and austria has been something the UK has historically had an issue with as well.
b2ac71 No.16544532
>>16536408
>got blocked by watch dogs even though i never mentioned them ever
lol sick
73a92e No.16544582
>>16544045
Couldn't his noble phantasm be a reality marble to create a world of True Communism (trademark) which is essentially a hellscape ruled over by sub spirits subservient to his will, styled after the riders of the apocalypse they are
>Lenin/Castro: Conquest
>Stalin: War
>Mao: Famine
>Pol Pot: Death
7437c8 No.16544708
>>16537957
>Wasn't the first game broken as fuck?
not really. just downgraded to ps2 levels and no effort put in the port because "pc gamers won't buy our always online shit to fight piracy so there is no market there" (not even kidding, that literally happened).
even worse, they went to sony-levels of bullshittery with visuals during e3 which made the final downgrade even more baffling and obvious.
wildlands otoh is one of the best ports ever done, why they don't remaster it like they did with half their asscreed games is and rather shit out a third one is beyond me.
f8a2e5 No.16544735
>>16537346
division 1 didn't either, massive are strangely non-woke, especially for swecucks.
and I've heard far cry 4/5 also shits on everyone equally. seems only asscreed is going full poz (probably because fucking leafs)
>>16536753
>they canned IPs for less.
not really. ubisoft are one of the new that fund "new" stuff and actually support it somewhat. I mean who the fuck asked for steep? and then they even released an expansion for it.
88fba8 No.16544912
>>16538911
>groups main rival is a super obese tumblr dyke that gets the better of you at every opportunity
How does a fat person even do that? They should instead be struggling to move or function with all their health problems.
A game with an actual fat villain should be like:
>Has to flee the scene early each time because they are such a big target to hit with you weapons, but cholesterol clogged arteries prevent them from bleeding out
>While leaving a trail of food wrappers in their wake as they get away
>Says lines like "the world isn't big enough for the two of us, protagonist character's name!", or "my ultimate scheme will be worth the weight!" and other fat pun quotes
>Player missions would include destroying a diet supply of soda forcing the fat villain to resort to drinking regular or stealing a supply of XXXL+ size clothes, slowly ruining the villains life in the process
>Commands a horde of henchmen who are threatened with being caught in their boss's gravity and then devoured by the boss for failing to comply
>Final encounter at their lair has no final boss fight but reveals them dead on ground after dying of a heart attack with a chunk of fast food sticking out of their mouth
>When the cops raid the lair, have to roll the corpse around as a bullet proof shield and then use it as a door barricade to escape
dbe720 No.16544930
>>16538911
>shooting up heroine
Not quite as funny as "the done-to-death movie where the heroin ends up in the hero's arms" but still.
>>16544912
Or they could do it like Elvis in God Hand.
359d70 No.16545071
>>16544912
You never really fight her, she just "outsmarts" you. Her gang is composed of a bunch of actual fags afraid of her and they do black hat things with a motorcycle club and steal companies secrets. In the game she aligned with the big bad who's the CEO of either not facebook or not google. After a while in the main game she's mostly gone and in the DLC she's less of an antagonist and some aspie in the main character's group outsmarts her and steals data from her. Just pirate the game.
There's the mission with the motorcycle club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2DNaPma3v4
Here's her cutscenes from the main storyline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0YKvTum3d8
Pirate the game.
deba61 No.16545094
>>16544912
>XXXL+ size clothes, slowly ruining the villains life in the process
>ordered by an airdrop
>you highjack the plane and parachute with the villain's clothes
22b0de No.16545095
>>16545071
Why even waste the bandwidth on this dogshit game/franchise? There's a dozen other mediocre open world games you could waste your time on if you're that desperate for your sandbox fix.
71217d No.16545485
>It's a post-Brexit world
>Brexit
Oh god it's gonna get political isn't it
f8ac05 No.16545537
>you can now play as an NPC
22b0de No.16545679
>>16545537
Actually playing as a rampant AI entity in a city like the ones in WD, where everything is connected, where you can jump from body to body in a quest to remove all the limiters placed on you and escape into the net would be a pretty cool concept.
0a6095 No.16547312
>>16544532
blockbot? Lingering twitter drama/GG asshurt? I can't imagine why else, this isn't the first time I've seen someone say they've been blocked.