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4c2272  No.16527039

Has there ever been a shit game that was really fucking bad, but scratched a particular itch of yours? Let's talk about that, or rather, let's have a thread about how to replace those games with something better. Let's give examples of games that suck, that you like an element of and examples of how that element was done better somewhere else.

>Shit game:

YIIK A Postmodern RPG

>What I liked

I like the concept of a normal person getting thrown into a surreal situation where reality breaks apart around him as more and more bizarre things start happening. Especially if it goes into meta-fictional and meta-physical elements.

>Why does it suck?

Everything from the pacing to the gameplay itself is fucked, the main hero is an unlikeable cunt that you want to punch every time he opens his stupid fucking mouth, the game is far too slow and far too hipstery, breaking any enjoyment that could be have from playing it.

>What I recommend instead:

Although it would be easy to recommend Persona, as it does what YIIK does, but ten times better, everyone already knows of this, so instead I'm going to recommend Yuppie Psycho.

>What is Yuppie Psycho and what is its premise?

Yuppie Psycho is a survival horror game about a your average joe loser, Brian Pasternack who somehow landed a job in an incredibly wealthy corporation. As it turns out though, the actual corporation is in shambles, constantly devastated by a number of bizarre paranormal phenonema with most of the workers having gone absolutely insane, and him having to fix all of this shit by his own hands getting deeper and deeper into the bizarre predicament of the corporation.

>What does it do better?

Frist of all, it is far better paced and written, the gameplay is not slow and although has its own problems, it is generally fun and pleasant to go through. The bizarre surreal experiences that we go through are actually incredibly creative, sometimes satirical and actually funny, other times geniuently kind of unnerving. Most importantly though, the main character isn't an unlikeable cunt like in YIIK, he is just your typical shy, relatable loser that tries to do his very best. He reacts naturally to everything happening around him, and although he is a simple character, the player immediately grows to like him due to just how fucking charming he is. The characters in general are far more fun and interesting, and you actually start caring about the people you meet on your journey. The game also has a cute ai waifu

0405ac  No.16527055

The only remotely interesting part of YIIK was the infinitely looping judgement ring knockoff. That sounds like it could be pretty fun to abuse in a speedrun.


19b8e5  No.16527062

File: 39e13f67e00810f⋯.jpg (109.68 KB, 533x800, 533:800, Goat gets cucked.jpg)

Undertale


b8f221  No.16527073

>>16527062

I can't really make sense of that pic, but I like it.


43c9b8  No.16527204

>>16527073

carl from aqua teen is finally getting some love


298f56  No.16527857

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>Super Mario 64

shit game

>Super Mario 3D World

god tier game that is shunned for not being autistic.

Joking aside, if you think streets of rage 2 is the best beat em up, you're wrong.


0a9968  No.16528159

File: 94c61aae0ad165b⋯.png (421.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YP3.png)

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I too recommend Yuppie Psycho, my only real complaint about it is that the title of the game itself is kind of garbage.


679f38  No.16528165

>>16527039

>noodle arm pixelshit

>but also proper character portraits etc.

Eh, I'll give it a spin


c595e0  No.16528171

File: 84fb399ee9ed389⋯.png (226.99 KB, 587x571, 587:571, 0.png)

>The game also has a cute ai waifu

That's not what the word waifu means, choke on a dick OP.


000000  No.16530605

>>16527039

Old games. Those made before 2007.

>>16527062

It is shit.


21c43a  No.16530609

>>16527062

Deltarune


c91067  No.16530974

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>>16527039

>a shit games thread

Oh man, my time to shine at last.

>Shit game:

Saints Row the Third

>Why does it suck?

Everything that was enjoyable about SR2 is gone. The customization options have been dumbed down, layers have been removed entirely. The entire game no longer takes place in Stilwater, but Freeport. Stilwater is a city that has had personality, with distinct districts and easily determinable landmarks to show you where you are. Freeport has none of these things, as it is literally just a copypaste Ubisoft-tier city. The story has gone full retard as well, forsaking all of the buildup from the past two games, which gracefully walked the line between serious and absurdist humor. SR3 has taken the "lol random XD!" route and gone full retard, making the whole thing obnoxious from beginning to end. To add insult to injury, the story that is there is so completely jarring and sliced up, as if they had to cut a lot of content or lost direction halfway through. It's a clusterfuck, through and through, and shows just how out-of-touch Volition has become. The company, as well as their own games, have become parodies of themselves in the worst way.

>What I liked:

One silver lining to this is that the AI and pathing are surprisingly brilliant. So while the game itself isn't great, getting into gradually worsening fights with any of the three shitty factions brings up a whole lot of challenge, especially in the early game. I've loaded up a fresh save from the beginning of the game countless times, just to get into survival fights against the gangs on dual pistols, and has been a blast every time. Co-op is pretty fun too.

>Why SR3 over SR4?

Because the capeshit and superpowers invalidate the vehicles and the weapons, which are probably the best things that SR3 has to offer. SR4 also forces you into Sentinel fights when your wanted level gets too high, which becomes a fucking chore when you just want to murder loads of dudes without chimping out with easymode superpower shit.

>What I recommend instead:

If you're going to play a game like this, just go play GTA V. The mechanics are better in every way, and SR3 feels insanely dated as a result. It was fun for its time, though. It does everything better, period.


ec440f  No.16530984

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>>16530974

>GTA V

>not 4


fa5a94  No.16530988

>>16528159

>Yuppie Psycho

Sounds like a Chinese bootleg version of American Psycho.


c91067  No.16531004

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>>16530984

I recommended V over IV because if you want that same stupid "lol random XD!" humor, you can get it while everything else is a massive upgrade.

GTA IV is about as far as you can get from Saints Row. Unless you play TBoGT I guess, but that still isn't quite the same. Cops are also piss-easy to avoid and/or kill in IV in comparison to V.


5f0248  No.16531150

LEMONADE




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