/v/ - Video Games

>>16501767

That's what I'm working on. People here are fucking casuals and it's easy to beat people in multiplayer, I'm unlocking everything and will report back, also, the blue shell doesn't target you completely if you become second place, funny thing is; it actually fucks off and hits the person that cut you off instead. It's a very welcome addition, there is also 200cc. I'm looking for a way to upload the .apk, I'm unsure if Ninty has even barricaded the file itself from being shared. All you need next to that is some club Nintendo acc.

Once they start trying to squeeze shekels out of me, I'm going to quit.

Alright niggers and degenerates, here you are. I risked getting my shit fucked up, but this is the real deal.

Anyways, download the "Mario" zip, extract it and then install SAI (Split Apk Installer), the original files were .dat files and a bunch of uncompressed files to prevent sharing a single apk, but this gets the files, converts them to apk, and helps installs them in your phone cleanly.

Go into the "Mario" folder and tick all the apk files in the folder, they will join together and the game is yours.

https://moddroid.com/mario-kart-tour.html?download

>>16501850

It's retard proof, so no. You use your finger and make gestures. It feels somewhat natural, other than doing tricks, when I flick my finger, I use my items, and that's annoying. Connectivity is miles ahead of the Switch, it's seamless and almost feels like the people you're playing against are bots.

The the game gives you a tutorial at the end of every cup, it builds up, it starts off with menial shit like "Do a turbo boost" or impossible shit like "Give mark a loving, loyal girlfriend", the graphics are Wii U tier but without all the filters and the post processing type deal. It gives me a very "soft" double dash vibe. It's funny, it feels like those fake mario kart videos you'd seen on jewtube around a decade ago. Aliasing isn't noticeable unless you zoom in screenshots, and that's a plus for me.

Unfortunately I can see that not every cup is original, I saw that cups rehash some stages so now I'm a little less thrilled to keep playing.

Anyways, if you have more question, ask me, but the game is right here.

>>16502018

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>>16501821

Why is it in portrait instead of landscape? Don't racing games benefit from a wide aspect ratio?

>>16504754

You know exactly why.

>>16504761

i hate everything

SEXY BABY.

>>16504745

I'm most definitely being placed in bot matches. The stage preview goes on as long as I want it, and starts immediately after I tap my screen.

The names are probably just collected from their database to seem realtime. I also noticed that other than your model, all the characters are noticeably way more low poly. Wario just looks fucking weird, and his main high poly model has a nose that hooks more, he looks noticeably more Yiddish now. The game also forces me to wait for the next track, which is most likely another fucking rehash.

Anyways, in one of the races, I saw "Mark", is the king of jewcyness playing this game too? or did he miss out on it like that one girl from the discord chat?

>>16504748

It's meant to be played with one finger, which explains the tiny realestate, you also can't move the camera without moving your character, and the rest of your actions are made with that same finger gesture. It's pretty awkward at first, especially when trying to make jumps, I end up using my item at the same time.