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749816 No.16451465
Starts in one hour. Last one was shit, but this one may be alright. Either way order Domino's Medium Pan Pizza to get the full shit eating experience.
1f7a81 No.16451472
Is it gonna be 2 seconds long like the last one?
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598cb1 No.16451481
time to see some cinematic western propaganda and censored nips
489b89 No.16451483
I wonder what they're going to show now, hope it's kojima's blunder called Death Stranding
749816 No.16451485
>>16451483
Final Fantasy VII is rumored as is Midevil
c71e38 No.16451489
I'm going to backhand my girlfriend across the room if she doesn't watch this with me for laughs when she gets out of the tub.
71f898 No.16451504
749816 No.16451505
>>16451489
I'm gonna suck your dick
749816 No.16451512
>>16451503
You should also post what Fart said about SJWs being the reason for the mass censorship.
765fc3 No.16451519
Digits are Death Stranding's release year.
c71e38 No.16451527
>>16451505
Do it, cracker. I dare you.
749816 No.16451530
81c6a2 No.16451532
I was planning on going to bed, but fuck it. I'm gonna see how long I can bother with this bullshit along with you faggots. Bring the fucking popcorn.
456613 No.16451542
Soyny Direct?
I'll watch it for the lulz and to livestream bantz with you guys, but I don't really care. The last one was so underwhelming, it's amazing that Sony continues to copy Nintendo in just about everything and yet make it worse.
fd3f86 No.16451547
"I believe that we will be able to release it at a price that will be appealing to gamers in light of its advanced feature set,"
>In light of it's advanced feature set
>Because Sony has it's finger on the pulse of what gamers really want
>Censorship
>No Crossplay
>No Backwards Compatibility
>Broken features
>A store that's so shit it makes the Win 10 store seem downright elegant
>A price that's appealing, given the "advanced features"
$599.99
$699.99 - what are you gonna do faggot, buy an Xbox hahahaha
Hold on to your butts.
1ca331 No.16451550
Hopefully this time, they'll have games and not VR shit for most of it.
0cad51 No.16451557
>>16451542
>I'll watch it for the lulz and to livestream bantz with you guys
Well no shit, that's what everyone else is doing. It's like E3, the chances of there actually being anything decent are almost zero so instead you watch it just to laugh at their pathetic attempts at making the crap on show seem appealing.
d075ff No.16451558
>>16451547
>A store that's so shit it makes the Win 10 store seem downright elegant
The original ps3 store was great, the ps4 store is absolute shit.
af1965 No.16451562
Judgment will be top tier.
The Last of Us Part II will be low tier.
Ghost of Tsushima will be low tier.
Death Stranding will be low tier.
MediEvil remake will be mid tier.
Dreams (final version) will be god tier.
Persona 5 Royal will be low tier.
Final Fantasy VII remake will be shit tier.
My prediction will be 100% accurate.
1d2c65 No.16451564
How are they gonna top the gay this time?
456613 No.16451572
>>16451557
Yeah but if it were Nintendo there's actually a chance for a game reveal might be interested in. The chances of that from Sony are basically nil. I actually sold my PS4 last week because I never use the thing.
Nintendo pulls shit out of left-field all the time, like last Direct's Link's Awakening in playdough remake and the Cadence of Hyrule announcement.
f4c207 No.16451577
>>16451566
So much for no crappy games.
>>16451562
Fist of the North star was that bad?
d7afb9 No.16451582
do we really need a sticky for this when they've confirmed it's only 10 minutes long?
3fa534 No.16451587
>>16451562
>Days Gone, the most unoriginal video game that follows every single video game cliche of the last 10 years is higher than Persona 5 and Spider-Man
>Annual Sportsgame is above Gravity Rush
This is a terrible ranking.
0cad51 No.16451599
>>16451562
>>16451587
Well it doesn't say which /v/ it's from. Probably a halfchan list, or just bait.
598cb1 No.16451603
>>16451562
Until Dawn did a whole lot right when it came to being an interactive movie. One of the best scenes was when the Jock dude teamed up with a wolf and was being chased down a hallway by a generic monst- Wendigo. I just wish the ending wasn't rushed to all fuck and that Josh's story actually went somewhere.
489b89 No.16451604
>>16451566
I pirate it maybe
598cb1 No.16451616
>>16451599
I dunno, the more I've seen of it makes me want to give it a fair shot. I spoiled the ending for myself and the direction they took the story actually got me pretty interested. It took a very Resident Evil approach to zombies instead of a generic Walking Dead approach.
598cb1 No.16451617
749816 No.16451624
>>16451582
wait, seriously? I bought Doritos and everything.
e66c58 No.16451627
>No Japanese games
>Western AAA
>Irrelevant indies
>Western AAA games where there's more cutscene than gameplay
>Pozz
>Virtue Signalling
>No Japanese games
9f62a4 No.16451636
>>16451612
No. That whole thing was a fucking mistake.
489b89 No.16451639
>>16451624
you forgot that it's mountain dew not pepsi
36c081 No.16451640
>>16451612
I'd smear my dick all over her bald spot
27bb74 No.16451642
Aren't they skipping E3 this year?
fd3f86 No.16451644
>>16451612
I like to stand like that to air out my balls too.
765fc3 No.16451649
Sometimes I wonder if Nintendo, either via the yakuza or something else, pays these other console makers under the table to make them look good by comparison. They're all so predictably terrible.
e63ee7 No.16451650
fce98d No.16451651
Daily reminder.
Shit on Soyny for their censorship policies
3db667 No.16451653
>>16451612
What the fuck she was even trying to do? That position looks so fucking uncomfortable
765fc3 No.16451655
>>16451653
It's for efficient freebleeding.
198162 No.16451657
>>16451562
Why is it that every PS4 exclusive list use ports and HD remasters. It's like listing Phantasy Star as a Switch exclusive.
f151cf No.16451667
>>16451465
Ohh boy i'm ready for another shitshow
456613 No.16451671
> my stream keeps cutting out
> constantly lagging
> 480p video
> somehow Google will be able to do interactive 4k vidya with Stadia though
fce98d No.16451674
Anyone got some bingo cards ready?
749816 No.16451676
9f62a4 No.16451677
>>16451671
I swapped to chrome to bs test it, and now the fucking thing works fine. Fucking google.
e63ee7 No.16451680
81c6a2 No.16451682
Monster Hunter World dlc.
749816 No.16451683
3ef68c No.16451684
Finally actual video games
3fa534 No.16451685
One third of the presentation is over already and they're not done showing the first thing. Who thought 10 minutes would be a good idea?
9f62a4 No.16451686
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3e43f9 No.16451688
>>16451671
any device, anywhere
1f7a81 No.16451689
Not once has the chick done anything lmao
fe22c0 No.16451694
1f7a81 No.16451696
3ef68c No.16451698
81c6a2 No.16451700
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3db667 No.16451703
Boy sure I love minecraft.
36c081 No.16451704
598cb1 No.16451705
Didn’t Atlus they already make this game on ps3… but it looked better one ps3.
4fe9f5 No.16451706
ANOTHER
FUCKING
SHOVEL
KNIGHT
CROSSOVER
3fa534 No.16451707
Any game that has crossover skins immediately for other indie games is probably shit.
9f62a4 No.16451708
>>16451700
INDIE RETRO SHIT AND MORE SHOVEL KNIGHT CROSSOVERS
e63ee7 No.16451709
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81c6a2 No.16451713
>>16451708
Mother fucking shovel knight…
1ca331 No.16451714
I only recognized 5 of those indie crossovers and mutherfucking Shovel Knight again!!
fe22c0 No.16451715
>>16451711
It was funded by the Canadian government as well.
36c081 No.16451716
749816 No.16451717
SOCOM CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
48987d No.16451718
I thought Guacamelee! was fun at least.
3db667 No.16451719
81c6a2 No.16451720
0cad51 No.16451722
>Evolve: Predator edition
1f7a81 No.16451723
Wow! I sure loved that gameplay footage………….oh wait
fd3f86 No.16451724
>>16451720
Sony's gonna have to censor that pussy face
4fe9f5 No.16451725
A Predator game? Didn't they have a crossover with Call of Duty and Ghost Recon already? How can it do anything differently?
765fc3 No.16451726
>>16451712
I hate when they actually articulate these blocky shitheaps of character models. It's like when South Park started doing animation more complicated than the characters bouncing around and it doesn't look right.
4e669b No.16451727
>not actual gameplay
classic snoy
eccfba No.16451729
For a split second I thought it could have been Starcraft Ghost
9f62a4 No.16451731
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8dfbb8 No.16451733
Why does Medievil look like a mobile game now?
598cb1 No.16451735
I feel like all these remakes are less Sony giving people what they want and more that devs don’t know how to make good new games any more
749816 No.16451736
1f7a81 No.16451739
>Truly original
LLLLLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
81c6a2 No.16451740
post-apocalypse walking simulator?
fe22c0 No.16451741
765fc3 No.16451743
>>16451735
That's everything now.
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4c9fca No.16451747
>Medival Remake
<Running at 15 fps
48987d No.16451748
>another game like Journey
you've got to be joking
b259fe No.16451750
81c6a2 No.16451751
Limited editions now? Again? I thought that went out of style.
3fa534 No.16451752
9f62a4 No.16451753
>>16451741
Flying squirrel simulator.
4fe9f5 No.16451754
>it's already over
Fucking Sony.
b259fe No.16451755
e63ee7 No.16451756
>limited edition PS4
Who gives a shit
765fc3 No.16451757
>>16451748
Journey is older now than the PS3 was when it came out. That's how outdated this crap is.
749816 No.16451758
71f898 No.16451759
d7afb9 No.16451760
>a new original game!
>it's just a Tokyo Jungle knockoff without the fun
fe22c0 No.16451762
3db667 No.16451763
1f7a81 No.16451764
Here comes the FF7 fuck up
a80c32 No.16451765
Can someone give me the gesalt? What games were announced?
1ca331 No.16451766
So they wanted to make their own Deadly Creatures. Cool, I guess.
749816 No.16451767
598cb1 No.16451768
This is the new Versus XIII
167649 No.16451769
48987d No.16451770
1ceb31 No.16451771
The gameplay of FF7 looks like shit.
8dfbb8 No.16451772
1f7a81 No.16451773
lol, fucking Sony man, 100% shit
71f898 No.16451774
Feels like FF11/FF12 combat system.
598cb1 No.16451775
>>16451767
Waiting to get (((approved))) by Soyny.
765fc3 No.16451777
>>16451767
Yeah. None of those chicks have dicks.
81c6a2 No.16451778
Oh, it's over. And no tifa tits, how sad.
b259fe No.16451780
Oh shit who's voicing Aerith
And was that supposed to be TIfa briefly?
749816 No.16451782
ITS OVER
DANTE CONFIRMED FOR SMUSH
e63ee7 No.16451783
At least there's an update for the upcoming FF7 remake that's gonna be shit.
36c081 No.16451787
this sucked
>>16451465
fuck you mark
b259fe No.16451791
>>16451767
I think she was the flat bitch with the headband in the brief half second scene but I hope I'm wrong
1f7a81 No.16451792
What made all the FF games was the somewhat comfy feel to them, the hack and slash shit is gay
12912c No.16451793
Thanks for wasting 10mins of my life faggots
489b89 No.16451798
598cb1 No.16451799
>>16451793
But hey, now we know when the next time they’ll talk about FF7 will be, and then we’ll wait a couple years and they’ll talk about it again!
12912c No.16451800
>>16451765
A whole load of fucking nothing
d7afb9 No.16451801
>>16451796
too japanese for sony
c36e29 No.16451802
>>16451566
N-nice joke image, anon.
>>16451599
Of course it's fucking bait.
Even the most retarded soyny shill wouldn't agree with that list.
9f62a4 No.16451803
>>16451796
Not being made ever again. You will get another souls style game instead.
456613 No.16451805
>>16451791
>I think she was the flat bitch with the headband in the brief half second scene but I hope I'm wrong
Nah that was Jesse, one of the other members of Avalanche. She at least looks true to her original design.
e63ee7 No.16451806
This was the worst Direct yet. :^)
1f7a81 No.16451807
>>16451562
>Any of those games above shit-tier
3e43f9 No.16451808
weak sauce, dudes and dudettes! looks like sony can't hold a candle to #TeamXBOX
f01970 No.16451810
>>16451562
what a fucking shit list.
How is P.T, a literal walking simulator that has only one corridor, all the way up?
1ceb31 No.16451813
Only that "away" game might not be shit. They managed to dissapoint me, even though i had 0 expectations for this.
765fc3 No.16451814
>>16451792
I'm more miffed by the overly realistic and Hollywoodesque presentation they go for now than anything. Seeing an elaborate custenece of a boss dying that took 20 million dollars to make isn't as satisfying as him turning red and shaking while that weird "DEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" sound plays.
537c66 No.16451817
Did this even deserve a sticky? That wasn't very good.
1f7a81 No.16451824
>>16451814
>I'm more miffed by the overly realistic and Hollywoodesque presentation they go for now than anything
Did they make Barret white in this remake?
81c6a2 No.16451826
Man, that was way too short. I was expecting cringe, I got boredom instead.
749816 No.16451828
Well that was pretty shitty…
12912c No.16451829
>>16451810
EDF 5 and bloodborn should be god tier everything is shit tier
8dfbb8 No.16451830
>>16451824
No, but but Cloud looks more feminine and acts more like Squall/Tidus/Every other brooding edgelord in the later FF games. They took after Advent Children and shit like that more than they did after the actual game.
1ca331 No.16451832
Technically better than the 1st state of play but not by much. Just 0.5 points better. The only thing I cared about was MediEvil so that isn't saying much for the future titles of the playstation line-up. Maybe Away if they show more animal's you can control. I don't know how Sony does it. They show less games and talk about the games gameplay less than Direct but it doesn't have the cringe factor that XBOX brings which makes it even more boring if they don't deliver.
They've still got a long way to go. Needs more new games and gameplay showcase and games that people are actually interested in seeing. Third time might be the charm, right? Nah. It'll probably be shit again.
e63ee7 No.16451834
>>>/v/16451562
Your list is shit. Most of it's just ports or also launched on PS3; and even then, I'm amazed how GOW4 got above P5.
>Castlevania collection on top tier
e66c58 No.16451835
>>16451828
They've been a disappointed since moving to California.
1f7a81 No.16451836
>>16451830
My mistake, thought he was white for some reason
765fc3 No.16451837
>>16451835
They've been bad well before then.
9f62a4 No.16451841
>>16451828
I blame you for this disappointment Mark. Why do you want to hurt me like this.
e66c58 No.16451842
>>16451837
Yeah, but Sony at least had redeeming qualities. Not anymore.
a80c32 No.16451865
>>16451562
>PT
Some guy ripped the assets and put them in UE4 lol
5cd72d No.16451893
Am I the only one with a messed up view of the board? The other threads aren't doing this.
66c496 No.16451894
>>16451562
Last light should be lower, Killzone higher by one.
7f5ae0 No.16451903
>>16451893
I got that before and got fixed with a browser restart
66c496 No.16451925
>>16451828
This no interaction format is free of critique and cringe. They are playing it safe as one does when you are protecting a lead in a sportsball contest. I imagine all this continues until the PS5, or censorstation5, launches.
2574dd No.16451941
>>16451828
What happened? I've been cooking this whole time. Just trailers for shit we already knew about again?
1a818c No.16451963
>No Ape Escape 4
EAT SHIT SONY
02162b No.16451984
tl;dw? I'm getting double teamed with this website being broken and only half of this thread's posts displaying and an unstable internet connetion preventing me from watching the stream.
dc8bc5 No.16451985
>>16451963
>Wanting cinematic trash with an ugly dyke fighting the boys who want to capture poor, oppressed monkeys
FUCK YOU ANON
598cb1 No.16452001
>>16451984
… I’m also getting a super unstable internet connection right now. Must be something going on with the isp.
7e02d8 No.16452007
>still following soyny gaystation after (((California))) took over
For shame.
537c66 No.16452033
>>16451941
Absolutely nothing, basically
71ee1c No.16452058
>>16451836
Still relevant.
1f7a81 No.16452147
>>16452058
He looks way skinnier, almost anemic
765fc3 No.16452190
>>16451836
Why did they make Wedge look like Mike Uyama?
a34f42 No.16452316
Everything sony makes is soy-filled garbage.
37e1c8 No.16453035
>>16451465
Medievil and FF7 look fun. Not enough to buy a PS4, but I hope they're good anyways.
a449ab No.16454371
>Riverbound
>Indie clique game
Why am I not surprised? Only reason it have some exposure is because
>Wow Guacamelee, Bastion and Psychonauts!
Doesn't even seems to be functional, just shitty skins.
ec1d07 No.16454386
>State of Play
So they're ripping off Nintendo again?
a1e6ff No.16454441
>>16452948
>Communism will win
This is demonstrably untrue. This guy already sliced off his own dick though, so I guess he was delusional to start with.
d6432a No.16454472
>>16454441
LIES! RUSSIA STRONK!
5de14b No.16455434
Still better than the last one and that's not saying much.
bdf497 No.16455643
>>16451503
lol xbox doesn't do this
f234d5 No.16455653
>>16455643
>lol xbox doesn't do this
xbox doesn't do anything this gen anon