/v/ - Video Games

I would if my PC was beefy enough to run a PS2 emulator at a decent framerate

>>16442209

You are not Alexander!

>>16442222

Already tried that, quadsman

Ssucks forgot to commission:

>Eltonel

>Merunyaa

>Majalis

>TheHiddenMode

>Churnurg

>>16442209

>African warlord posts a video on God Hand

>User ID: 000000 posts a God hand thread

This can't be a coincidence

>attempt hard mode KMS

>smooth sailing until Three Stooges round 2

>give up for six months

>come back a few days ago, beat it in ~5 tries and start blasting through everything

I love the plateaus and meteoric growth games like these bring out, it really feels like you're mastering something.

inb4 Cake Kike annihilates this thread for OP's ban evasion

>>16442247

>>16442285

Hey hey people, 000000 here. Today I would like to talk to you about two seemingly unrelated subjects: coincidences, and shit taste. You might be wondering, what do these two have in common? The answer is: nothing. Our convoluted, questionably-designed world is, like a Dwarf Fortress game, full of trillions of variables. These variables are so numerous, so removed from each other, that it is statistically unlikely that any of them have any relevance to each other. They are, as they say, sheer coincidence.

>>16442285

I didn't think you could shill a game that can't be sold anywhere else

>>16442291

>implying he's shilling for the game

<not his faggot e-celeb

Does being a disingenuous kike ever get tiresome?Honest question

I haven't beaten God Hand full stop. I got about half way through when I dropped it. The camera and dodging were really messing with me. Too many games with better camera control and a dedicated dodge button ruined me.

>>16442289

But where do the stolen footage and copied player stories fit into that?

>>16442330

don't most people who wanna talk about make money off of godhand just steal from mikekob anyhow?

>>16442362

Thank you. The merchants guild will reward you handsomely.

>>16442358

>this is the same generation that thinks subs are equal to friendships and likes=popularity.

You know what I think you're right about how shitty this timeline is getting for the net, but still, there's some real horror stories of people sitting in concrete buildings with personal computers flagging videos for using a microsecond of someone's "supposedly" copyrighted material but still getting paid some for that. I'd be down for some quick cash.

>But consider this:you could just talk about the game itself and give your opinion on it without making an appeal to authority and beringing up what some fag with a youtube channel said about it as if he even knows what the fuck he is talking about half the time

Well, I didn't come here to post about him, if that's what you're talking about. Consider it more like a framing device of sort.

I was ideafagging with some lads about a possible expansion of God Hand that instead of just letting you choose from one fully customizable arsenal of moves let you do that for three separate "fighting styles" that you could switch with shoulder buttons or some other button combination. In theory this should give you much more options by defeating the idea that you need to preemptively pick a good fighting style, but in practice it could be used together with some small delay a la Yakuza 0 to give both you and your opponents an extra edge against you.

>>16442209

>Binaural Beat

Holy shit, I forgot how cozy those are.

>>16442340

I meant Dwarf Fortress where he used some lame excuse like "there are so many graphics packs I'll randomly switch between them" and swiped content from other videos, then only linked to them after he got found out and quietly deleted the original comment(s) calling him out. Either way I'm pretty sure the money doesn't come from the choice of game but more from his memes-per-second and spastic video editing.

>>16442374

I guess it might be possible to switch moves with cheat codes depending on how the game loads them. If so then you could do something like the original DMC3 style switcher hack for different movesets.

>>16442259

Money for a good cause.

>>16442410

Doesn't surprise me any, to be honest, but where's your proof? One thing I absolutely hate about nuYoutube is the fact you can't see any of their stupid pages on the wayback machine right

>Either way I'm pretty sure the money doesn't come from the choice of game but more from his memes-per-second and spastic video editing.

He has a (((patreon))) and the usual sponsorship deals every no name youtuber has, if that's what you mean.

I wonder how come no one has made a working bypass for that website, though.

>>16442641

thanks for the reply

in all honesty, even if it's just a one off thing, I find it really dishonest, but at the very least he got in contact with the guy, which is much more than what can be said about some other big name jewtuber content creators

>By the constant quick-cutting and meme spouting I meant that's how he got so many paying fans in the first place.

Fairly accurate, I wouldn't point him out to anyone other for the entertainment factor, to be honest. Nor that other mandalore fella - heard he deleted a bunch of shit when he became a big shot.

>>16442289

If you're saying coincidences are rare, you'd be arguing against this being a coincidence.

>>16442685

What did Mandalore remove?

God Hand is probably my favorite 3D beat em up. The adrenaline rush you get when playing it is incredible. The only other game I would put in the same league is DMC3.

>>16442685

Mandy lost videos to jewtube, you gossiping woman. There's still edgy (and cringeworthy) shit in his early uploads, he's just gotten subtle with any chan-derived memespewing now that the majority of his viewership is normalfags. I rather that than the kind of frothing underage Sseth attracts and blatantly sics on niche communities.

>>16442222

>go buy vanquish or bayonetta

[aa]daily reminder you should be buying evil within instead, since the director actually never was in platinum gaymes

>>16442222

what version is this? every version i have is different

>>16442792

fuck off (((Bethesda)))

>>16442769

>>16442719

That's not the story I've been told, as far as I've heard he had whole series that he took down personally to look better with sponsors. But just as you said, may as well be gossip without clear archives or back ups.

>>16442220

>>16442222

>tfw both vanquish and bayo keep dropping frames and it's annoying as fuck, especially with Vanquish's bug where going below 30 fps means you're stuck in overheat forever

>tfw PC is so unbeefy I can't even run Shinobi PS2, something that's supposed to be pretty lightweight

This sucks.

>>16442792

He directed Vanquish, so you're wrong and gay

>>16444402

>Remember Jupiter Hell was a game I was looking forward to since like 2016

>look it up

>Early access, no playable builds

What the fuck are they doing

>>16444120

The videos he took down are old shit of him with his Planetside 2 outfit

The TORtanic video he made got taken down by them due to copyright shit

Also I'm pretty sure he has never done any sponsored promotion

>>16444407

Someone linked a build in a recent share thread. It's pretty shit. Pared-down isometric DoomRL with no 4-way movement and performance and stability issues.

>>16444971

>with no 4-way movement

*with 4-way movement

>>16444696

He was too powerful for a Youtube career.

Let us focus on the things he did and think of the things he could've been to keep his image intact instead of forcing him to continue doing it and become shitty in the end.

>>16444987

>>16444696

>He was too powerful for a Youtube career.

This, Fitz always had an expiration date to the freshness of his jokes, and he went out on a high note instead of devolving into a corporate whore, a lolcow or a nobody like most of the other older e-celebs apparently someone found his IRL university but he declined doing any more videos

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

>>16445001

>>16444987

>>16444696

Isn't he mechagamezilla?

>>16445006

Mecha is Fitz's Irish cousin

>>16445001

Mechagamezilla is better in my opinion. They are both friends.

>>16445006

No, Mechagamezilla is Fitzthislebits

Subtle difference

>he hasn't beaten God Hand without using the God Hand

How do you fight those demon things that pop up from dead enemies without using the godhand then?

>>16444987

It's not like you're buying their videos, if someone goes to shit then stop watching.

What's the deal with those animated youtubers? Mandalore links to like two of them and one's an owl furfaggot.

It's another "Sseth reviewed a game so now the newfags want to talk about it" thread.

>>16445690

>Mandalore links to like two of them and one's an owl furfaggot

I like Shammy, his videos are well made and accurate.

<no god hand

Pfft, if you didn't beat god hand on hard mode doing the KMS challenge and never dying once, you didn't really beat the game.

>>16445596

God I love Clover would fucking much.

>>16445809

Tate are you drunk?

>>16444412

he outright said that the cult simulator video was sponsored

I've beaten hard mode and KMS normal, still havent done all of the challenges. Tried to kill every enemy I could and avoid knocking them off ledges, but the latter is just my autism. I would recommend playing normal, then KMS normal, then hard mode if you want direct scaling of difficulty.

>>16445823

getting a review copy isn't the same as being sponsored

unless you're frightened of being blacklisted so you give an extra good review

>>16442719

I'm pretty positive that he removed videos relating to either planetside 2 clan inside jokes, or tribes memes. If you look far back into his video history in the past, he was supposedly the man who created the Money in the bank tribes video after the tribes victory.

>>16445690

It's extremely easy to make a youtube review video when you got a couple pictures to just switch from to establish your mood instead of editing the videos properly. It also attracts the furry audience to want to fuck your create a character, which in turn promotes views and dollars being thrown at you

>>16442222

<go buy [shitty games] if you want to support God Hand

No thanks.

>>16446593

Commission consensual vanilla if you want it, faggot.

>>16446844

>unironically enjoying nigger dick

kys faggot

>>16446877

>Bitching about the contents art that someone else paid for.

no u.

Fuck off normalfaggot meme YouTube watching nigger

>>16446889

Great comeback, mate. Keep watching nigger fuck your women.

>>16445872

so how do you beat them without unleashing?

>>16446895

>>16446896

I'm not trying to defend shit. Just pointing out that you guys are obnoxious faggots and your vanilla handholding shit doesn't exist because literally nobody actually wants it.

>>16442222 (checked)

Let me guess, it's not possible to play GH in 60fps because it fucks up the physics?

>>16446954

<Literally proved wrong by this very argument

I'd be proved wrong if any of you homos actually put your money where your mouth was and commissioned some art. You're too cheap to do so, so fuck off.

>>16447054

We know you love nigger dick, but have you even looked at the art? Out of the dozen commissions only one of them has niggers and only three of them have multiple partners. One can argue whether anal is vanilla, but I would still consider the majority of this art to be vanilla. Which makes your argument "no one wants vanilla" moot. Of course anons saying they want vanilla also makes that argument moot, but you're too drunk on nigger cum to even consider that.

>>16447068

>>16447079

Talk is cheap. You motherfuckers are all talk, because all your whining is just impotent pathetic and gay signalling.

>>16447097

Saying you want something isn't wanting something. You prove you want something by pursuing it. Your failure to pursue it proves that you aren't motivated, therefore are lying. Put your money where your mouth is, or make it yourself. Short of that, you're a lying faggot.

>>16442222

This guide is fucking dogshit. Download the latest nightly build of PCSX2 and the game runs at 60 fps without the need for any modifications to the configuration or hacks.

>>16447108

also keep in mind pcsx2 is just an inconsistent spaghetti code piece of dogshit thats almost 20 years old anyway. god hand has been mostly fine on normal settings for well over a few years now.

>>16447111

>PS3 emulator progressing along nicely

>Switch emulator progressing along nicely

>Gamecube/Wii emulator progressing along nicely

>most popular console ever has dogshit emulator nobody is working on

>most commits are retarded typo and UI fixes

Fucking Christ.

>>16447114

look into dobiestation. it has some people working on it and a lot of games are currently ingame. its only a few years old.

>>16447115

There's also Play!, but both are still not even remotely close to letting you play commercial games. I'm honestly shocked the PS2 is being this neglected, or is it simply because most people are not aware of the poor state PCSX2 is in and assume there is no need to make an alternative?

>>16447132

i think its a mix of both. A lot of people that dont even play ps2 are under the impression pcsx2 is a good emulator because it has so many shills passing that misinfo around. I used to try to get the word out regularly, but reddit has a lot of power. Just pointless at this rate.

>>16447114

>PS3 emulator progressing along nicely

I fucking wish.

>>16447141

I appreciate the OC, but it's pretty clear you're a lost /lefty/ kike. You should probably not venture out of there if you can't stand seeing an anon put off by nigger dick.

>>16447147

Nigger, it's not even two years old and it's already capable of letting you play many games from start to finish, and there's only 2 games left that fail to boot. Every month the number of playable games keeps increasing and the devs are avoiding the common pitfalls of plugins or hacks.

>>16442227

I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot.

>>16446917

>muh handholding vanilla

>unironically spouting cuckchan glownigger psyop memes

Go fuck yourself nigger

>>16447213

At least he's nudging the normalniggers towards playing good games. It's a good thing a YouTube funnyman with non-PC opinions is gaining in popularity.

>>16447231

The problem is when normalniggers don't contribute, a lot of them are just dopamine fiends.

>>16447641

It's new to them because I can assure you most of these people haven't heard of it until Sseth made the video.

Can't run it. The emulator complains about a missing doll from the C++ 2015 redist / MS universal C update package. I know what I'm missing but i can't install it. I have Win7 with neutered telemetry and it refuses to install anything like that now. Feels bad man

>>16447620

>>16447231

Do you really care what they play or think of games? You can bet your ass if some eceleb they follow says something along the lines of

>Hexen is a perfect 10/10 and is also the best FPS to ever exist

in a video titled Hexen - UNDERRATED FPS???? they'll follow that sentiment to the death.

>>16447660

I'm ok with it as long as it revolves around shit available for free, otherwise the normalniggers do things like the gpu bitcoin pricehikes since they think they can make free money.

>>16447677

Apathetically annoyed moreso than ok.

>>16447114

>tfw still no Xboxhueg emulator

At this rate we'd be better off praying publishers re-release their Xboxhueg exclusives on PC. I want to fucking replay NGBlack and Gun Witch already.

>>16447213

>Have friends that haven't tried the games I recommended until Seth made a video on them

I know this feeling, but on the other hand I both welcome and fear the day he does a video on E.Y.E.

I just want my friends to try some of the games I like

>>16447111

>>16447114

>>16447703

Not only is the PS2's hardware way more complicated than the Gamecube's, PCSX2 is also held back by its design being closely tied to i386 processors. To quote a developer,

>So why isn't x86-32 enough? Well, for starters the Playstation 2 EE has 32 128bit regular registers, 32 32bit floating point registers, and some COP0 registers. Most instructions work on 64 bits, the MMI instructions work on the full 128bits. On the other hand, the x86 CPU has 8 32bit general purpose registers (one is for stack), 8 64bit registers (MMX), and 8 128bit registers(SSE). And you can't combine the three that easily (ie: you can't add an x86 register with a SSE register before first transferring the x86 to SSE or vice versa). So there's a very big difference in registers sizes. Because of the small number of x86 registers, the recompiler does a lot of register thrashing (registers are spilled to memory very frequently). Each memory read/write is pretty slow, so the more thrashing, the slower the recompiler becomes. Also, x86-32 is inherently 32bit, so a 64bit add would require 2 32bit instructions and 4 regular x86 registers for the source and result (2 if reading from memory). The EE recompiler tries to alleviate the register pressure by using the 64bit arithmetic capabilities of MMX, but MMX has a pretty limited ISA and intra-register set transfers kill performance.

>The registers on the x86-64 architecture are: 16 64bit general purpose registers, 8 64bit MMX registers, and 16 128bit SSE registers. This amounts to twice the number of register memory! This means much less register thrashing. On top of that, 64bit adds/shifts/etc can all be done in one instruction.

>However, the story isn't as simple as it sounds. The recompiler has to interface with regular C++ code constantly (ie: calling plugin functions), so the calling conventions on the recompiler boundaries must be followed exactly. The x86-64 specification can be found here and is pretty straightforward. However, Microsoft decided that it wanted its own specification (for reasons not quite known to anyone else).. so now there are two different calling conventions with a different set of registers specifying arguments to functions and another different set acting as non-volatile data! (Thanks Microsoft, it wasn't difficult enough)

>Because the size of the registers changed, all pointers are now 64 bits, which adds many difficulties to reading and writing from memory, incrementing the stack, etc.

>Virtual memory is yet another obstacle to overcome with 64bit OSs. The AWE mapping trick (described in an early blog) has to be refined. But now that the address range is much bigger, there are less limitations. VM builds for Linux also need a completely new implementation.

>Finally, if anyone has seen Pcsx2 code, they would know that inline assembly is pretty frequent in the recompilers. The reasons we use inline assembly rather than C++ code are many. Actually, some things like dynamic dispatching become impossible to do with C++ code. So, inline is necessary… and it looks like Microsoft has disabled all functionality for inline assembly in 64bit editions of Visual C++!!!! (Thanks again Microsoft, you just know where to strike hardest)

>>16447169

Wow you're right, I haven't heard much news on it. And worse yet I just realized there's so little I could play since so many games got released for PC that I don't care anymore.

>>16446904

learn to dodge nigger

>>16447213

Have you considered that you might just be shit at presenting games and showcasing what's fun about them?

And did you provide a out-of-the-box ready to use emulator for the games because normalniggers are to retarded and lazy to figure that shit out themselves? I doubt it.

>>16442641

What a nigger.

>>16442260

Reminds me

>Shit at 2hu

>Stuck on Clownpiece in pointdevice mode on Normal

>Failing without progress for about a week

>Also have a shit keyboard that won't allow shooting while moving diagonally

>Stop playing entirely for three months

>Come back and beat her on my first try

The rush of adrenaline was amazing.

>>16447757

does this technically imply pcsx2 would run better on x86 hardware? that explains the ancient videos of ape escape 3 and other games running 60fps were now it's impossible

>>16447711

also i dont mean to double post, but look up cxbx reloaded. its running jet set radio future start to finish perfect and a lot of games are getting past booting. i seriously play more games on cxbx than pcsx2.

and >>16449973 people have been talking you dumb faggot, contribute or dont post at all

>>16447711

Gunwitch? You mean Gunvalkyrie or Bullet Witch? Because the latter got a PC port about a year ago, and it's a 360 game.

>>16450298

God I wish that was me

>>16444974

This is what, the fifth time that Captain Marvel's comics have failed? Why do they keep rebooting her series?

>>16450337

It was never about the money, it was always about the message. Only middle management is concerned about the money. The higher-ups are entirely about control and pushing what they want.

>>16447749

>>16447213

you do know it just means your "friends" value some jewtube ecelebs opinion more than yours and probably see him as a better "friend" (parsympathetic relationships are a hell of a drug) than you

>>16447627

He knows how to manipulate his cuckchan audience into being his obedient cocksleeves

Can you Emulate God Hand to make it run at 60fps? Or will that break the physics?

>>16451947

It makes QTEs easier I think.

>>16451958

Are you sure that you didn't mean harder?

>>16447213

You fucking tard, it's about presenting a game as actually fun. You failed. Sseth didn't.

>>16447209

How new are you?

>>16449973

>summer

>spring is barely even here

>It’s still autumn in Australia

It comes sooner and sooner every year…

>>16442685

I'm pretty sure Nikolai has used content from other people because I remember seeing 0:56 and 1:30 in our .webm threads long before he made this video.

I think it's obvious that most of his content is not actually his. You can't have that much experience in all the games he reviewed even if you played them exclusively 24/7.

All the porn he comissioned is shit btw. The character barely resembles the one from the game and all of it is in a disgusting western style. Like, do you know that feeling as if something is made by a patreon beggar or someone who usually draws monster dicks and huge tits that explode with milk?

>>16453410

>Or, you're just a shallow retard who only cares about memes and the opinions of ecelebs.

you're confusing me with your shithead "friends"

stay in denial all you want, but they obviously value eceleb opinions more than yours

>>16453410

Ecelebs know how to sell vidya, they're shills by nature. So when you have someone who actually out of the blue cares about a vidya they'll sell it exceptionally well, and when someone sees a game in play with a decent player(God Hand's Mike Kob footage contrasted by Seth playing, for example) they'll be more drawn to playing the game. Or they just saw some streamer react to Sseth(that's a thing) and they decided to try it because muh e-friend tried it.

t. almost tried Paladins and Gigantic because Shammy hyped them up really well, but one's dead and the other's a hirez game.

Gene vs DmC3 Dante, who wins

>>16459935

There was never a DmC2 though

>>16453410

>people are sheep

more news at 11

>>16450022

>people have been talking you dumb faggot, contribute or dont post at all

>if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all

Fuck off faggot, but if you want people to contribute to the thread so badly then I will by telling you to kill yourself.

You're not Alexander unless you've done Hard KMS with no-damage after having your arm chopped off

>>16459866

This man speaks mostly the truth. My personal canon is that all the common mooks are just damned souls or join-ups that sometimes pack real demons inside them. Notice how confirmed demons have a certain way of dying while common mooks just fall over and fade away.

>>16453410

>No, I let them borrow PHYSICAL copies of said games, even sometimes letting them take a console.

Considering how much the likes of God Hand goes for these days, you've more faith in your friends to actually return things in a timely manner, if ever, than I've had in mine over the years. Though, at least I have a chance of getting my remaining friend into particular games; I just don't stand to get them back for a long ass time if he's enjoying them and especially if there's replay value, unless I keep to a policy that games I bring over come back with me for him to play go back with me when I go home.

>You had to look at the cover or the back, maybe a few ads or trailers (if they had them), then decide if it was worth it.

Which is all the more reason it's a shame that back-of-cover art these days has so fucking little in the way of properly presenting a game to people, having to have an increasingly large amount of space devoted just to system requirements, company and engine logos, and copyright/licensing, and what space is left for a description and screenshots/art gets even less space because spics and canucks apparently can't be fucked to learn English anymore so it has to say the same damn thing multiple times in heir own native tongues. I imagine PAL might be even worse about that, but I can't say for sure. And couple that with the fact that current and (to a degree; Nintendo avoided the issue with the Wii and DS) last gen games may not even have a manual you might want to give a reading through for more information than the cover can afford, because companies just up and stopped caring for the additional expense when they can put it on the cart/disc and thus can be "complete" without one.

>I know two neet brothers who are heavily spoiled by their parents, having a huge collection of games that they inherited, even having a rare copy of cubivore. They don't try all these games that are left to rot, instead one just plays doom and shitposts on cuckchan all day, and the other mainly plays monster hunter and souls games.

Sounds like the sort of people I've actually seen in stores, who pick up games they don't even plan to play, just because of the "Hipster Cred" they can get in their online circles for owning it.