6ceb6e No.16426676
Stream your suffering faggot
9f570f No.16426722
You'd better be shooting up a mosque or a synagogue, faggot. If this is just another suicide, I'm gonna be pissed.
806395 No.16426747
>>16426722
>he doesnt know
23b999 No.16426813
>>16426722
Are you retarded? This is an honest question.
655c73 No.16426820
>>16426640
It wont work even though i have flash installed
>>16426802
How do i get this to work? I been here for 5 years and I never cared to bother to learn how .swf files work. I downloaded it but do I need some sort of special file reader to get this to work?
a7cb8e No.16426831
>>16426820
I just clicked it and played it on the browser
c17cc2 No.16426836
Please stop, I don't want to have nightmares again
8aeed8 No.16426838
>>16426755
the fucking owl, man.
676053 No.16427452
I am confused. What is this thread about?
0131ed No.16427496
Someone post the SFW, I thought I had it but I guess not.
0131ed No.16427501
>>16427496
Oh wait im an idiot.
>>16426820
Some browsers no long support flash. I have and and could upload it if you want. It is an exe file so if that skeeves you then a google search would probably get you what you need.
cc7bc9 No.16427508
>>16426640
We already slayed the Demon. He has no power here.
>>16426656
I don't know if I want to see the rest of this image. I have a pretty good idea of what it is.
87b1e7 No.16427511
>>16426720
I remember this one fag who streamed this game on yidtube overnight until the morning and the entire time was screaming. That game is true evil in vidyagaem form.
0131ed No.16427518
Actually fuck it, SFW time
e37a89 No.16427522
>>16427452
Are you actually new or simply pretending to be to get me to reply to your post?
676053 No.16427542
>>16427522
I barely get on /v/
0131ed No.16427546
>>16427542
Play
>>16426802
You will understand soon enough.
Do not be fooled by its childish nature, this game breaks men, and it will break you too.
ed5cb4 No.16427549
>>16426820
Even Gnash supports this game for the most part.
>>16427496
f3872f No.16427552
>>16427452
lurk more and play the game
f7d642 No.16427622
>>16427452
cat look cookiedough
43c0e2 No.16428311
>>16426640
NO I REFUSE,YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN
1e6981 No.16428314
>>16426755
>brave soldier tier
Because fuck invisible balls.
4535d0 No.16428345
I don't remember there being upgrades, anyone else?
d4c19e No.16428350
>All those anons who never realized you could upgrade stats
f92da3 No.16428388
b1ff52 No.16428420
I keep forgetting why i fear this game, it seems like such a cute and childish game to be scared of.
But, then i remember it's the one game i quit playing, normally i'm up for a challenge but this game broke me.
It slowly downs upon me the hours i spent just to beat fucking tigger, then when i finally beat him and thought i knew peace.
I have seen the face of god
8ac193 No.16428485
ebe27d No.16428524
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DID CHRISTOPHER ROBIN?
7a14f9 No.16428555
>>16428524
That's one explosive pitch.
b4eaa5 No.16428622
>>16426755
Tigger is impossible. i had more trouble with rabbit than i did with owl.
152737 No.16428635
>look mom, I posted it!
>I posted the destructive device that will destroy mankind!
>I have broken the minds of man once more!
>look mom, I have become the unmaker of psyche!
727a9c No.16428686
When did this stuff originated? I missed it.
6fbccc No.16428704
>>16428686
Ebaumsworld back in 1996
1922a4 No.16428706
>>16428686
This particular game made headway on /v/ 4-6 years ago. I can't even remember if it was before or after the exodus
5daa1a No.16428872
>>16428706
Definitely before the "exodus"
1922a4 No.16428874
>>16428872
The worst part is how it's all starting to blend together into one mass of memories
607151 No.16428895
We need to find something else that is like this. Something new instead of circlejerking about old stuff.
9e2ef4 No.16428909
>>16428675
>using upgrades
casual
598822 No.16428955
>>16428675
>there's an upgrade system
Motherfucker, I don't speak moon, so this is the first I am aware of this.
598822 No.16428993
I can't fucking beat the owl, he's such a cocksucker, his stupid fucking whiffing ball can fuck off.
5daa1a No.16429000
>>16428955
you should at least be able to read hiragana and katakana.
598822 No.16429002
ea394b No.16429004
>>16429000
There are still people here who haven't even learned the alphabets yet, don't bash us.
5daa1a No.16429030
>>16429002
because a lot of video games are made in japan?
they often use katakana for loanwords (if they don't write them in english outright).
598822 No.16429032
>>16429030
You know it takes almost 10,000 hours to learn fucking Japanese, and it takes even longer if you're beyond the age of 14? I'm so fucking beyond the age of 14 that learning a new language is like trying to learn how to cure cancer.
727a9c No.16429064
>>16429000
Japanese freaked me away once I learned they have 3 alphabets, one being thousand-long ideograms.
b563c1 No.16429115
>>16429032
No, you're just a stupid person
ebf512 No.16429122
>>16426640
oh no, not again
5daa1a No.16429173
>>16429064
>Japanese freaked me away once I learned they have 3 alphabets,
Two of them are basically just the same "alphabet" of syllables, but with different symbols. And not even japs know all the complex Kanji.
89d19a No.16429209
>>16429032
>learn fucking Japanese
0f8a5b No.16429210
What happened to newgrounds anons?
b1ff52 No.16429219
>>16429032
You don't learn japanese, you get used to it.
598822 No.16429233
File: 88c47ade2bf8957⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88 KB, 772x525, 772:525, You don't even know Englis….jpg)
598822 No.16429237
>>16429210
Flash is "retired" now, end of life for Flash has been reached, so now Flash is officially unsupported software. Thus they threw it all away.
727a9c No.16429257
>>16429210
>>16429237
When will newgrounds nuke its forums? I have extremely embarrassing posts from 2004 with the nickname I've always used and they're still up.
598822 No.16429361
>>16429257
I didn't even know Newgrounds has forums.
8e551e No.16429381
6fbccc No.16429461
>>16429257
Ashamed of your furfaggotry past krinkles?
f4201a No.16429462
>>16429032
>14,000 hours
Where are you getting your numbers? Japanese is pretty easy if you're familiar with french, italian, or Spanish, because they have the same sentence structure.
541ab5 No.16429496
Yahoo Towers was better than 99% of games released in the last 5 years. Why hasn't Yahoo brought it back in some form? I still can't find a puzzle game exactly like it. Some indie shit dev needs to get on that.
b803f8 No.16429502
>>16429064
>>16429032
Most of the problems stems that every "guide" and teaching method sucks donkey dicks. Even the /a/ guide is horrible. Learning through doing monotonous repetition? Shit's for retards. I'm halfway through the through the most common kanji and almost done with grammar, for a total of about 50-60 hours, with a lot of time being wasted on being inefficient. I should be done in another 10-15 hours. I'd say that with a good methodology, you could get to a point where you can slowly read manga in under 50 hours.
6fbccc No.16429525
>>16429502
How many hours does it take for me to be able to effeciently shitpost on japanese imageboards?
10c2cb No.16429529
>>16429462
It takes at least 6,000,000 hours to get good at Japanese.
727a9c No.16429530
>>16429461
No, but I don't want to be associated with my idiotic/perverted teenage spews.
>>16429462
I'm a native spanish speaker and japanese scares the hell out of me.
>>16429502
Is there any hope for self-learning it? I mean, unless you take up classes, won't you just end up like that stereotype weeb who think japanese talk like in anime?
b803f8 No.16429553
>>16429525
It'll be faster to learn moonrunes than it'll be to lurk long enough to be able to shitpost on a new forum.
>>16429530
You'd still need resources to get the basics down. Then you'd most likely want to watch TV shows for how to speak without sounding like an idiot.
ff2124 No.16429569
>>16429210
>What happened to newgrounds anons?
People stopped caring about flash games as the internet got more advanced and they lost their novelty and flash animation moved over to Youtube. Now traffic is so low Tom Fulp is begging for money to pay for the servers. It's actually quite depressing, NG was a very unique place in the 2000s and was the only "big" site where you had virtually no limits on what you could post or say.
48974c No.16429650
>>16429569
>"It has become increasingly awkward to encourage people to make animation and games each year when characters like Pico and the Tank Men are so old"
>series like There She is, Salad Fingers, and Madness are still actively being worked
>people are forgetting that popular Youtube animators started on NG
>all this internet history is slowly fading away
It hurts just a bit
05e7ad No.16429662
>>16429569
>newgrounds still gets ~18 million hits a day
Jesus christ.
ce0b5a No.16429775
>>16426640
Gee, I thought there was some kid gaming tournament that you were going to enter, because the idea of a (hopefully) non-casual grown man competing against n00bish kids is hilarious.
>second image
>"MUH DICK MUHFUGGA BIX NOOD"
t. Japan
cb2642 No.16429798
>>16429210
>>16429237
>>16429569
>>16429650
Newgrounds turned flash from some art project bullshit into a medium for games and animations, but flash has become an obsolete medium and will fade from living memory just like floppy disks.
34454a No.16429806
>>16429775
That's not how t. works /cow/
619c9b No.16429877
>>16426640
>there are people who don't know how to increase your stats in this game
beb48f No.16429899
>>16428675
hmm, i think i can do it. Anons are just overreacting now. Must be a meme or something.
727a9c No.16429900
>>16429233
>>16429569
>>16429650
>>16429662
>>16429798
You're now Tom Fulp in the years when flash started to become obsolete. How do you save newgrounds?
c17cc2 No.16429928
beb48f No.16429932
well, well, i'm good am i?
beb48f No.16429958
i rly like the music, anons
48974c No.16429970
>>16429900
>merge YTMND with Newgrounds
>start marketing the website as the birthplace of memes
>shoot myself as a publicity stunt
>last tweet: "mark haynes says the next SMBZ episode is almost done"
beb48f No.16429973
i make good progress anons, this is not hard! It was all just a meme
cbd506 No.16429980
>>16429958
It really helps you get in the zone.
>>16429973
THE GAME IS OVER
TRUE BASEBALL STARTS NOW
598822 No.16429989
>>16429502
>you could get to a point where you can slowly read manga in under 50 hours.
>50 hours
Yeah sure, fuck off. The only way you can learn in 50 hours or less is if you have a true photographic memory.
beb48f No.16430011
>>16429980
still too easy, beat that bunny, pffffh
598822 No.16430016
>>16430011
Good luck beating the owl. He doesn't know how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop for a reason.
cbd506 No.16430023
>>16430011
Rabbit is reasonable, you still know where you have to hit.
b7260a No.16430034
>that second pic
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS
598822 No.16430039
>>16430034
Do it. And link what you found.
727a9c No.16430058
>>16429502
>>16429989
50 hours to translate the glyphs into phonemes, maybe, but you'd still not know what any of it means.
>>16430038
Horrifying.
48974c No.16430065
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>>16430038
>cheese grater
It's up to 21 images now.
598822 No.16430069
b7260a No.16430075
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>>16430039
You don't understand what I'm capable of fapping to
619c9b No.16430077
>>16429530
>I'm a native spanish speaker
don't fret, anon. A lot of stupid people have learned Japanese.
b7260a No.16430082
File: 55141868296d26c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 131.81 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 55141868296d26cab48b0de577….png)
>>16430065
I can't believe the original was fucking deleted
727a9c No.16430094
beb48f No.16430096
the owl can be beaten, almost did it, but i guess i should stop now.
last try.
cbd506 No.16430100
>>16430096
WHAT'S THE MATTER MCFLY?
C H I C K E N ?
beb48f No.16430106
>>16430100
already closed the tab
1922a4 No.16430108
>>16430082
e621 has stopped being an archive site and just another lame porn booru, probably around the time Varka assumed ownership of it
Also post the Sunibee gas the Chus image please
beb48f No.16430113
>>16430100
oh, now i understan, because michel j fox has parkinson, and only people with parkinson can hit that shitty ball from the owl…
470af7 No.16430160
>>16430139
Think of the way Sunibee draws anuses, I'm pretty sure that's what it refers to.
a55ca6 No.16430162
>all this gay stuff
It's like you're ignoring the best character
c17cc2 No.16430170
>>16429461
I like that, since the shooting, Krinkles has stopped shilling his game here.
It would be "too problematc" for him to do so.
44e181 No.16430219
>>16430162
shes easy to overlook
35d78c No.16430261
wait a fucking minute
Christopher Robin Milne's wife fucked a Winnie the Pooh character
15e6c9 No.16430279
>2011
>having flash installed
c17cc2 No.16430354
Better questions to ask:
Who made this game? Who is responsible for it? Why did he apply such a disgusting difficulty if the target audience for this game would end up being mostly kids?
cbd506 No.16430364
>>16430354
Obviously it is a gambit to train japanese children to have superhuman reflexes and split second decision making skills.
727a9c No.16430368
>>16430160
I'm glad I don't know who that is.
>>16430261
Christopher Robin Milne's wife
But he's a kid, he can't be married.
>>16430354
Maybe it wasn't made for kids, like fursuits aren't for kids I hope.
d4237f No.16430436
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
post your vs. Christopher Robin battle theme
e41411 No.16430566
>>16430538
After the ball disappears say "One misi-' and then click. It's like bunny, you know when the ball is you just need the timing
569d7d No.16430621
>>16430538
There is no help for you.
7970e5 No.16430637
>>16429462
>because they have the same sentence structure
Hell no. Japanese sentence structure is extremely simple to the point vocabulary and kanji bullshit has to pick up the slack, and the easiest part of the language by far, while French sentence structure and grammar in general is notoriously rigid and codified.
t. French.
a45261 No.16430651
>>16430538
Silly old bear.
cbd506 No.16430672
>>16430538
The only person that can help you now is yourself.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ISN'T IT?
A REFRESHING GAME OF B AS E B A L L?
c17cc2 No.16430756
>>16430538
Just remember, death is for your enemies, not yourself
aebf76 No.16430789
>>16430152
where can I find this
727a9c No.16430936
>>16430924
>>16430926
>>16430931
>>16430932
>>16430934
Fuck's sake, anon. To think someone put countless hours thinking and drawing this.
c17cc2 No.16431145
It's just a bunch of drawings, niggers.
a6b9d0 No.16431166
>>16426640
>it's an ebin 4cucks meme for 12yos
Pathetic.
c17cc2 No.16431167
>>16431166
>Pathetic
Why is it always the most low-quality posters that use that word?
ff2124 No.16431171
>>16429662
>>newgrounds still gets ~18 million hits a day
And the site is still going broke. It's the exact same reason why Moot never profited from 4chan and if I recall correctly at times lost good amounts on it. If you let people have near total freedom and let them post "edgy" content you get blacklisted by the decent paying ad companies who don't want their brand associated with you so you're stuck advertising hentai dating games for a fraction of a penny per click. Basically you are punished for promoting people to make what they want and rewarded for forcing people to post and create sanitized boring trite like reddit. Newgrounds would NEVER have been as massively influential and important in internet history if there were rules about racism, violence, homophobia etc etc. It kills creativity to have those rules
b47968 No.16431172
>>16430075
>Gee rabbit, how come Christopher lets you have two carrots?
b47968 No.16431180
>>16429650
fuck man, and it will only get worse as time goes on
4535d0 No.16431421
who the fuck is that behind pooh?
f56699 No.16431444
>>16431421
Nigga that's Gopher
Do you not know any Winnie the Pooh lore or something?
7515e1 No.16431449
>>16431421
only the best fucking character you fucking tard
051543 No.16431472
>>16429002
Because between (((game localization))) that openly butcher and cut content and crunchyroll/funimation/netflix """translation""" it's literally faster to learn a bit of nip and enjoy a near infinity of non-pozzed vidya/comics/anime/novels than trying to find sauce of someone doing for you.
b7260a No.16431705
File: ac3d229cbc25795⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.96 MB, 1516x1293, 1516:1293, ac3d229cbc25795049cc5de537….png)
>>16430108
Here you go
>>16431444
He's not in the book!
3726aa No.16431981
>>16431171
How do you fix this? Some would say this is proof that the only way for creativity to flourish is to enact a bunch of socialism and free shit programs.
727a9c No.16432203
>>16431981
>socialism and free shit programs
They have ads. It's also a niche for amateur programmers and animators to expand their wings. Most previous successful ones left for careers on it, s this is like public training/portfolio creation.
a45261 No.16432230
>>16430538
You have no chance.
e37a89 No.16432242
>>16431981
Yeah anon, let the government be the only way to sponsor art. Cause as we all should know, the government is never biased.
eac2e3 No.16432864
>>16430566
>hit the ball
>it's a foul
ed529a No.16433978
>>16431444
>>16431449
>A. A. Milne named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, on whom the character Christopher Robin was based. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne's toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Tigger – were incorporated into Milne's stories.[2][3] Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne's imagination, while Gopher was added to the Disney version
So it's just some fanfiction character.
df9594 No.16434106
>>16432864
Black-just looks even more depressed.
68c8ac No.16434129
Has anyone beat this yet?
727a9c No.16434157
>>16432864
How come I can't find these features in FaceApp?
95d093 No.16434196
>>16434181
>once you go black your mind begins to crack
727a9c No.16434222
>>16434181
What a missed opportunity.
ee5668 No.16434264
>>16434181
>boohoo depressed sad woman murders her children b-but shes the victim here guys
And yet people have to gall to call white woman oppressed and underprivileged. Make the murderer the father and see if this article is singing the same sympathetic bullshit tune.
e37a89 No.16434269
>>16434264
>Make the murderer the father and see if this article is singing the same sympathetic bullshit tune.
Well he's a nog, so it probably would be.
4aa0f4 No.16434366
>>16429932
>using upgrades
>being good
pick one, anon
you do know that the webm of anon beating the game is largely ignored because the actual challenge is completion with 0 buffs, right, anon?
ed529a No.16434379
>>16434264
>he's a nog
In that case there just wouldn't be an article at all.
8e57cf No.16434425
is this game why pooh got censored in china?
847283 No.16434818
>>16430152
NO NO NO NO NO
f61cc9 No.16434826
>>16430152
Is the honey meant to represent his repressed feelings dripping away from him?
7f8709 No.16434831
>>16428622
Tigger isn't impossible, he's just infuriatingly difficult. I beat him once, but I did this in the browser and the cookies weren't saved the next time I loaded it. I tried facing God himself after that and only got 1 hit in.
ab5a64 No.16434866
>>16430065
>>16430082
>>16430108
e621 is incredibly shitty and hypocritical. They allow any artist-wide block/DMCA now, no longer allow paid content even after what used to be a 2 year restriction, and have vague standards regarding what they consider "quality". They allow gore or low-quality furshit drawings, but well-drawn images done on paper may be rejected if scanned or photographed "improperly". Even if the picture taken is perfectly clear, they may flag it for even minor visible signs of being photographed rather than scanned or digitally drawn. (They allow images of traditional media in their rules, but I've noticed they tend to block most of them without explaining why the image wasn't good enough for upload. Ironically, they say cropping images to get around image restrictions is bannable, but cropping out any signs of being photographed would probably make it completely acceptable for their vague standards.)
There's also weird posting rules considering it's a porn site. https://archive.is/p1TQQ
I use it sometimes because they at least allow monstergirl as "furry-lite", and they have the most autistic tagging system meaning you can get really specific with searches and usually find what you want while filtering stuff you don't want. No other booru has such oddly specific tagging. Gelbooru has more animu girls which, content-wise, is better suited for what I want than e621, but a lot of Gelbooru's images aren't even tagged as male or female.
7f8709 No.16434881
>>16434425
Yes. Chinese officials won't let anyone see Winnie the Pooh until they beat Owl's stage.
e3ed8a No.16435258
>>16434181
>>16434157
>>16434222
Actually, you can still use that filter, just take one of the older versions of the apk.
faceapp. en .uptodown . com/android/old
727a9c No.16435904
>>16435258
>faceapp. en .uptodown . com/android/old
Thanks anon, but which is the oldest with those features?
727a9c No.16435914
>>16435904
which version, I mean.
293ffb No.16435952
>>16426640
>open the link
>wonder what the fuck this is
>recognize it
NO FUCK OFF
>>16426722
>newfag
8b8b34 No.16437140
I fucking hate owl throws, they're the worst pitch in the game. Everyone I could beat on the first or second try, except for Owl and Robin. And it's all because of those bullshit zig-zag throws. I can hit them fine, but there's no god damned strategy for them. I have to pray to the moon and the stars and hope that the game is feeling kind enough to decide that my hit won't be a foul or in-field ball. Fuck the sadistic nigger who decided that zig-zag was a good idea.
I'm going to beat this shit tonight but fuck that pitch.
8b8b34 No.16437220
>>16437140
THIS NIGGER THREW EXCLUSIVELY OWL PITCHES FOR THE LAST FIVE
cbd506 No.16437237
>>16437220
He knows, you know.
He feeds off your despair.
8b8b34 No.16437385
>>16437237
That's just the appetizer. The main course is deez nuts.
I don't even like baseball.
406e47 No.16437476
>>16434366
>someone beating the nip version without upgrades
How
t. Barely made 34 on Robin years ago with upgrades
bbdfb9 No.16437681
>>16426755
As soon as I saw the balls disappearing I closed the tab.
152737 No.16439626
>>16431145
Drawings which promote pedophilia.
fbce1b No.16439636
>>16429900
>How do you save newgrounds?
Do the opposite of what tumblr did and welcome porn with open arms. That's how they're currently in revival now. Every porn artist has scurried to Newgrounds.
bc65cc No.16439644
>>16439626
And this is a site which promotes murder so we should shut it down :^)
152737 No.16439666
>>16439644
It's not murder when it's a pedophile.
bc65cc No.16439687
>>16439666
>satan's thinks that's the only kind of murder called for
152737 No.16439695
>>16439687
Jews are a race of pedophiles. All sodomites are pedophiles. It all goes back to the perversion of innocence, the first pedophilia.
6fbccc No.16439718
>>16439626
>Acknowledging something exists means you support and promote it
Why do fags always say this?
ed529a No.16439730
>>16439718
Why do fags always respond to the low effort anti-loli/shota fags?
152737 No.16439733
>>16439718
It's pornography of a realistically proportioned child character (a character based on a real child, mind you). The intention behind it was to provide the sodomite ratmen with pornography.
>>16439730
I'm not against loli though.
6fbccc No.16439744
>>16439730
Because its fun and i want to bump the thread with some shitty argument shitflinging???
>>16439733
its a drawing you faggot canuck, isnt beastiality legal in canada anyway?
6fbccc No.16439760
>>16439745
>jacking off to something doesn't mean you support it
Exactly, i jerk it to women yet i dont support them existing or being able to vote
152737 No.16439770
>>16439744
>the faggot is the one who is against faggotry
>the non-faggot jacks off to pederasty and supports liberal immorality
Remember, AIDS is forever.
4715df No.16439777
152737 No.16439785
>>16439776
Intestine babies. This is a faggot we're talking to after all.
89c971 No.16439803
Does anyone know what the upgrades affect/do they actually do anything? I remember making it to Owl before even realizing they existed.
>>16439776
Post the full image
e3ed8a No.16439813
>>16435904
>>16435914
beats me, my dude, definitely not the first ones, go look for articles regarding when it was considered racist, which date about the tenth of August 2017 and pick a version that is a bit earlier than that.
>>16439803
IIRC top one is the strength, makes your balls go much further away when hit, as well as gets some near-misses far enough to count as hits (don't bother upgrading past a certain jar at the top, because while the further away the balls go the more points you gain but also the more time it takes for the balls to drop down, so if they go out of bounds you could theoretically sit there for like thirty seconds waiting for a miss);
middle one is accuracy iirc, basically you're just given a a wider cone for hitting the ball, a must have
final one iirc was speed or something like that, not really useful until the last bosses
8004cc No.16439817
>152737
glownigger please go
89c971 No.16439831
>>16439813
Thanks
>>16439803
>linked to the wrong guy
spoiler meant for >>16426656
ed529a No.16439844
4715df No.16439861
>>16439788
I have a degree and the technology exists, at least to an extent.
All I really need is the connections.
ba8d20 No.16439906
>>16439760
Why is it so satisfying to see some hyperly reserved roastie end herself because no sane guy dared approached her because of being Metoo'ed? It always comes to bite them in the ass once they reach their 30's
ed529a No.16439942
>>16439906
>Be NEET wizard permavirgin
>Don't give a fuck
It must suck being a normalfag.
6ad55c No.16440104
Has any human scored a perfect 50/50 game against Chris?
adcd9a No.16440201
>click when the ball is right in the hitbox
>lol nope you whiffed it, that's a strike
>wow, did you just click when the ball was perfectly inside the hitbox? Nah, that ball is going to fly to the right and you're going to get your 5th foul ball in a row fuck you
Every single other stage so far felt fair except this horseshit.When Kanga did that weird bouncy shit, it was jarring, but manageable. This is just stupid.
I'm not a quitter until the owl at minimum as per the quitter tier list, but I'm taking a break.
09699a No.16440215
>>16433978
> Powerful enough to catch Christopher Robin's meteoric balls
>some fanfiction character.
29af79 No.16440331
>>16440201
I've been playing this game for years and every fucking time I stop at Tigger the Nigger. The closest I was to beating him was around 2 years ago, when I was 1 ball away.
29af79 No.16440332
727a9c No.16441234
>>16439777
>>16439861
We can't clone properly though. Cloned animals age faster because the telomeres don't replenish and they work as a sort of life batteries.
4dba63 No.16441246
d334dc No.16441259
>>16440215
So what you're saying is that he's the blatantly overpowered self-insert Mary Sue?
6fbccc No.16441271
>>16439776
Technology
>implying anyone here is going to reporduce and not become a supreme gentleman that shoots up their nearest arby's
>>16439770
>if your against spiders you must secretly want to fuck them
>muh liberals
>>16439906
Because she activley rejected decent guys on twitter over some roastie shit like not being a 11/10 with 6 figure salary, like a few days before she rejected a bunch a guys over petty shit and acted like she's worth more than her roast beef
152737 No.16441362
>>16441271
You're defending faggotry anon, faggotry and pedophilia. Then again, what can you expect from a faggot?
d7de19 No.16441741
Arghghghg, why did I play this again? I can get to 30 maybe 32 with a bit of luck but 40 just is too much.
3df23b No.16441803
>>16431705
>Making fart porn out of a pokémon and holocaust ==PUN ==.
Now that's pushing the levels of autism.
414ee7 No.16442086
>>16429900
What ever replaced flash?
adf808 No.16442116
>>16442086
HTML5 canvas and WebGL games. There's a bunch of engines and frameworks that support it even ones that can load Flash assets, but the biggest problem is that they're harder to distribute than Flash games because they're big folders of scripts and assets instead of self-contained .SWFs.
f6a930 No.16443149
>>16442116
>The internet as we knew it will be no more in 5 years
>Article 13, not to mention rampant censorship and pussification
>Flash will be dead. All flash assets stored in websites will become useless, and an entire history of millions of video games will fade rapidly
>meme culture has changed drastically, it's become mostly cynical and political
Just rambling at this point. Whatever.
89c971 No.16443158
>>16443149
There's a flash preservation project going on to archive all flash games and building an emulator that will allow you to actually run flash safely without the safety hazards inherent in it.
Flash would still be going strong if it could work on mobile without giving unrestricted access to your phone.
Here's the website.
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/
fbf883 No.16444264
ROBIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
421c98 No.16444282
>>16439626
It's "promoting" just about as much as Clarissa "promotes" it.
1dda33 No.16444496
>>16429237
I thought Flash was supposed to reach EOL in 2020?
5e6e75 No.16448937
5d969b No.16449027
Fuck yes, finally beat that fucking owl.
5d969b No.16449038
>>16449027
Oh what fresh hell is this!?
152737 No.16449070
>>16444282
Not comparable in the slightest you fucking faggot. One is pornographic and the other isn't. One is designed for faggot pedophiles to masturbate to, the other isn't.
5a0adc No.16449092
>>16439626
>Drawings which promote pedophilia.
story of A young boy surviving gang rape and healing his mind from the experience by creating a safe fantasy world of wholesome loving stuffed animal friends… some how promotes pedophilia? you sound like a blue hired feminist dyke.
ed529a No.16449109
>>16449092
Just stop giving it (you)s.
e90ea4 No.16449646
>>16432280
>Free market kike comes to defend his shit ideology
>The people know best, so the free market is always right goy
So you agree that a firefighter should have less financial support than a professional fortnite gamer™?
7a68dc No.16449698
>>16449646
>The people know best, so the free market is always right goy
Uh oh we got a retard lickboot.
67a7fa No.16449969
>>16449646
>So you agree that a firefighter should have less financial support than a professional fortnite gamer™?
What kind of arbitrary standards are we holding different things to?
Firefighters should have enough financial support to do their jobs.
23e1d0 No.16449972
>>16449070
Drawings are drawings I don't care for it but end of the day it's nothing.
2e2616 No.16449991
>>16449698
The quote in that image is retarded. It's arguing against a strawman wherein all men are innately bad, when advocates of government don't believe this. Some men are bad, and because of them, laws (which carry physical consequences for transgressing them) exist.
I think lolbergs might be just as bad as marxists as far as stupidity is concerned.
f4201a No.16450093
>>16449698
>Not wanting people to let themselves get jewed makes me a government lickboot
>He posts an outdated quote from a liberal in the midst of industrial revolution idealism, as if he lived to see the fruits of his labours
The free market is objectively corrupt now. A soyboy watching capeshit#342 is not an example of liberty, it's an example of dumbing down and consumerism. And yes, I am going to argue that a kike at (((yidsney))) should be held to a higher moral standard.
>>16449969
>It's an arbitrary comparison
>Firefighters should be paid to do their jobs
And they are, however, firefighters are far less valued than a faggot like Ninja, who effectively contributes nothing to society. Money and fame can provide someone with far more agency and power. Someone like Ninja should not hold any support just because "the market wills it".
727a9c No.16450112
>>16449699
Spoiler that shit, anon.
f56699 No.16450156
>>16450112
>spoiler a meatloaf covered in raw ham with some eggs in it
Go back to tumblr
727a9c No.16450226
>>16450156
It looked like one of those babies that are born without skin.
d7de19 No.16450259
>>16440104
That's not a human playing. I'm pretty sure that's a bot. You see strange movement on the owl pitches.
7a68dc No.16453395
>>16449991
Advocates of government are at best dumbasses that encourage handing over liberty for a little security.
Do I need to remind you what ALWAYS happens in that arrangement?
>>16450093
<Not wanting people to let themselves get jewed makes me a government lickboot
>We need to save retards.
No we don't, they need to fail and either learn their lesson or die.
<He posts an outdated quote from a liberal in the midst of industrial revolution idealism, as if he lived to see the fruits of his labours
>Implying anything he said was in anyway wrong.
Would you say Chairman Mao was wrong in his statement of "political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." just because he was the same retarded commie (I know redundant) that "encouraged" everyone have pig iron smelters and killing pest killing birds (because they might eat little bits of grain once in a while) royally fucking his country up in the process?
75dd68 No.16453439
>>16453395
GEE I'M SURE ENJOYING MY FREEDOM OF GETTING ASSFUCKED BY GLOBOHOMO GIGACORPS, THANK YOU LIBERALS
2e2616 No.16453443
>>16453395
>advocates of government are at best dumbasses
You didn't refute what I said at all. Just because some governments are evil doesn't mean government as a concept is evil. If the government in question is lead by a man of good heart and mind, then it's a good thing for him to have absolute power. That's the only way things ever get done. A shitty system where the leader needs to beg for approval before implementing changes will crumble because it can't accomplish anything.
Freedom of the individual is secondary to the security of the race.
2e2616 No.16453453
Sage for doublepost, but the last sentence is from Hitler in case anyone decides to screech about it.
>If we do not lift the youth out of the morass of their present-day environment, they will drown in it. Anyone who refuses to see these things supports them, and thereby makes himself an accomplice in the slow prostitution of our future which, whether we like it or not, lies in the coming generation. This cleansing of our culture must be extended to nearly all fields. Theater, art, literature, cinema, press, posters, and window displays must be cleansed of all manifestations of our rotting world and placed in the service of a moral political and cultural idea. Public life must be freed from the stifling perfume of our modern eroticism, just as it must be freed from all unmanly, prudish hypocrisy. In all these things the goal and the road must be determined by concern for the preservation of the health of our people in body and soul. The right to personal freedom recedes before the duty to preserve the race.
-Mein Kampf, volume 1 chapter 10
c58f2b No.16454511
>>16430926
>>16430924
>>16430931
>>16430932
>>16430934
>>16430942
>>16430944
>>16430945
>>16430947
>>16430950
Usually this kind of stuff is fucking cringey and so ridiculous that it can be kind of funny, but this is dark as fuck. I've seen pretty much everything; this is on the level of "man kills toddler" in terms of sheer psychological/spiritual carnage.
727a9c No.16454907
>>16454511
One shivers at the thought of what the author must be like, first to think it, and then to work relentlessly to manifest it unto the world.
3f11ac No.16454938
You know who the voice of Gopher also did?
191bbf No.16455460
>>16454938
Jim Cummings voiced every other major villain in animation in the 80s-90s, that's not very impressive.
cc0bb1 No.16455500
>>16431444
>>16431449
i ain't seen the show, but from those pics, i get the impression that gopher doesn't take shit, is in charge, uses others to get what he wants at his convenience, otherwise doesn't get involved in the affairs of others, knows exactly what hes doing, and is all business all the time
but what do I know; two pictures are an awful way to judge a character from a show I ain't seen before anyway